HP told my dad to hit you after school

Severus Snape thought to himself.

And he just tried his best to find out who the buyer was from the shopkeeper.

He felt like he was crazy.There is absolutely no need to go to great lengths to find out who the buyers of these love potions are.He has made a lot of banned potions in the past, most of which were used for shady purposes, and he is only a producer of potions, in other words, he only produced murder weapons, and the person with the knife cut Vegetable or murder has nothing to do with him

He hurried to find a reason for himself.

Because...he suspected that it was Lorenz who bought the batch of love potions.And most people in Hogwarts know that Lorenz likes Isa.

Isa is the daughter of the hidden BOSS Voldemort, who moved Isa's fate, just look at the werewolf who was attacked by the dementor back then.

He just didn't want to make a big deal out of it, especially since it might involve him who was making potions.

...Yes, that's the reason.Um.

Snape sharpened the moonstone vigorously as if angry.

Yisha, who was smelling the ready-made love potion like a fool, had a rippling face: "This is the smell I've been longing for!!!"

"It smells like spicy sticks!" Isa sniffed intoxicatedly, "Vita lemon tea! There's also...the smell of freshly baked cakes, barbecue...the smell of cats...the ink smell of freshly printed school plans...football The turf on the field...my dad's cologne...and the smell of peppermint shampoo."

Snape didn't want to know what Latiao was and what Vita Lemon Tea was.

He also didn't want to know why Isa smelled like his peppermint shampoo.

Snape never cared about the smell of the Love Potion.As a potion master, what he smelled from the love potion was always the smell of the medicinal materials thrown in.

Snape meticulously lit the fire, threw in the herbs, and stirred.In the potions studio, Isa finally put down the small glass bottles of the love potion, stacked the finished bottles neatly, and then continued to help Snape cut the medicinal materials.

"Recently, Lorenz and I have been 'encountering' a lot less often, and instead harassed you?" Isa asked while busy with the matter at hand.

"Yeah." Snape rolled his eyes, "Thank you."

Lorenz apparently started PlanB.

Snape was facing off against Gryffindor Marauders a lot less now than in his previous life, because he interacted less with Lily.They have a mutual friend, Isa, and Lily obviously prefers to play with girls of the same age. Snape, who has a "friend" Isa, doesn't need so much of her company in Lily's view.

But Potter and Sirius still didn't like him.

One for Lily and one for Isa.

Potter: My goddess is actually good friends with this snot-nosed man!

Sirius: Wow, my brother Isa turned around and forgot about me!Good friend love!

Remus Lupin, who no longer has the identity of a werewolf and no longer feels inferior, has become their best restraint.Good boy Lupine always stops them at the right moment.

But there was always a time when Lupine couldn't stop him.

Last Friday's Potions class was another grand pretense ceremony for Lily and Snape.After the goddess and the loathsome were praised by Slughorn together, Potter gritted his teeth with hatred.

Isa, who won No.3, didn't feel much. After class, she quickly dragged Narcissa back to take a shower.Snape, who was alone, was blocked by Potter and Sirius in the cellar.

Snape felt nothing.Seriously, Potter was just a childish screaming brat in his eyes now, and ten points would be deducted from him, and the confinement would stop after a week.

But Potter didn't think so.

"It's good to be in the limelight? Snotlite?" Potter grinned through gritted teeth.

Snape: Let me tell you, if people do too many bad things, they will be rewarded with evil force.

"Stop talking? Aren't you very active in potions class?"

Snape: Your son will get "special attention" in Potions from now on, Potter. :)

Potter, prodded by the silence of Snape, felt ignored.

"Try the new spell we learned yesterday, James." Sirius put his arm on Potter's shoulder, "let him experience what it means to be truly in the limelight."

Without further ado, Potter drew out his wand and shouted the incantation: "Leek—"

Snape knew from the first word that it was a spell that could make leeks grow in people's ears. Once a fool in his college got the trick, and his roommate was so hearty that he cut five crops of leeks , Save it for making dumplings.

Snape lazily drew out his wand, ready to put on a silent armor, and then returned to the dormitory handsomely.As a result, someone stood in front of him——

"Armor protection!" Lorenz bravely stopped the looters, "Two against one is a good man!"

Snape rolled his eyes at Lorenz's back, and while Lorenz was still threatening the marauders, he turned and slipped back into the Slytherin common room.

After that, Lorenz seemed to use the hero's rescue this time as a reason to strike up a conversation with Snape, and walked around Snape in a nonchalant manner.

Snape was bored to death.

Super annoying.

Especially when I saw Yisha gloating, hehehe.

Super super annoying.

After Lorenz went to lunch with Snape to no avail, Isa covered her mouth again, hehehe, Snape resolutely stuffed her with a sizzling bee candy: "Take a candy and calm down."

Isa didn't eat it, she stuffed the candy into her right pocket, and took out her own sizzling honey candy from her left pocket.

"Save it." She muttered, and then laughed idiotically again.

How does it feel for the Dark Lord's precious daughter to become his fangirl?

Snape: How annoying! ! !

After Snape sent the love potion, he turned around and stuffed a box of love potion antidote for Isa.

"You give this to Narcissa Black for safekeeping," Snape ordered, "and let her drink it for you when she sees something wrong with you."

Isa nodded.

but.

Routine.

After all, it is still a routine.

The Slug Club before Christmas.

This time Slughorn invited the Black sisters, as well as James Potter and Lily Evans.

Snape was still in the corner, eating Christmas pudding as usual.Potter was on the Gryffindor Quidditch team, talking loudly about his win over Ravenclaw.Lily and Isa were far away from Potter, not knowing what they were talking about.Narcissa was rocking with Lucius on the dance floor.

At this moment Lorenz came to the door.

"I met a very interesting lady." He said to Snape with a smile over a glass of champagne. "She seems to have a great interest in potions."

Snape chewed the pudding in silence.

"I think," Lorenz shrugged, "to introduce you. I'm going to make a toast to the ladies, you know, that—"

Alarm bells were ringing in Snape's mind.

A toast to all the ladies.

The biggest suspect in his heart for using the love potion is Lorenz, and now he actually wants to find an opportunity to prescribe the drug under his nose!

He's going to keep an eye on Lorenz.

So Snape followed Lorenz to a lady with black curly hair whose back was turned to them.Hei Longscroll was flipping through something, and when he found someone coming, he quickly closed the book, and stared back at them vigilantly.

He shouldn't have come, Snape thought with a headache.

This was Bellatrix flipping through her beloved Voldemort clippings.

"I heard you said that you are interested in radiance potions, Bella." Lorenz knew Bellatrix very well, "Severus happens to be very researched on this."

Bella looked Snape up and down, critically: "What I want is a radiance potion that can remove bags under the eyes."

Snape: "...you can buy it at the potions shop in Knockturn Alley, don't ask me, I won't."

Lorenz laughed out loud, as if trying to cover up something: "Don't be modest, Severus, come and taste this bonbon, I like it very much."

Snape frowned, and just about to refuse, Lorenz stuffed the chocolate into his hand.

What is he trying to do?Snape was completely bewildered, but Lorenz had to keep out of Isa.

He stuffed the chocolate into his mouth.

"Have a sip of whiskey, Severus, it's a better match." Lorenz took another glass of wine from the dinner plate held by the elf, and pushed it to Snape.

Snape was forced to take a sip of the whiskey and swallow the chocolate.

"Isa." Snape waddled in front of Isa, "Do you have a mirror?"

Isa was inexplicable: "Ah? Yes... what are you doing?"

Snape took Isa's small vanity mirror and stared intently at his own reflection in the mirror.

He blushed.

Isa and Lily who are talking about cosmetics:? ? ?

"I'm so handsome." Snape said with a flush, "I admire myself so much. Not only am I a Potions master, I'm also the idol of the Dark Lord's daughter."

Lily felt something was wrong: "Sev, you... Isa, your idol is Sif?"

Isa was also dumbfounded: "Hey, hey, Severus, don't scare me, did you drink too much?"

"I am the flower that grows unyieldingly in the face of adversity," Snape continued to stare at the mirror with a honeyed idiot smile, "I am diligent and motivated, and my spells are so powerful! I will contribute to the victory of the Order of the Phoenix!"

"He's drunk, he started talking nonsense." Lily looked at Isa worriedly, "Shall we send him back to the Slytherin dormitory?"

Isa felt something was wrong.

"Who is the person you love most in the world?" Isa asked Snape.

"Me!" Snape blurted out.

Isa Dead Fisheye: "...Oh, I see."

"You take Severus to the corner and let him stare into the mirror to calm down. No matter what nonsense he says, don't believe it. I'll come back when I go." Isa told Lily.

After Isa came back from taking the antidote for the love potion from Narcissa, Lily had already looked at Snape with dead fish eyes.

"I am electricity, I am light, and I am the only myth." Snape looked at himself in the mirror with that kind of obsessive eyes, and touched his face with trembling hands.

"Severus, this is a radiance potion, you will be more handsome after drinking it." Isa handed him the antidote.

Snape gulped down without saying a word.

Lily: "...I think he'll want to beat himself to death when he's sober."

Isa: "No. He'll kill Lorenz first."

Snape stood there dumbfounded, his eyes gradually regained clarity.

His face became ugly.

"I'm going to make Lorenz regret having been born," Snape said through gritted teeth.

Narcissus boy Snape became the laughing stock of Lily and Isa all his life.

But Snape obviously didn't think so.

He stole the remaining box of bonbons from Lorenz's dormitory while Lorenz was in class.After he tricked Goyle into eating one, Goyle began frantically wanting to see Bellatrix.After eating the remaining few gores, they also showed symptoms of being obsessed with Bella.

"I remember." Isa raised her hand, "I opened the paper bag with hair when you boiled the potion and looked at it, and accidentally spilled the hair out. When I picked it up, I seemed to mix a few strands your hair in."

Snape thought to himself that he would rather be a narcissus boy than be in love with Bellatrix.

The two guessed Lorenz's intentions in the Room of Requirement.

"He thinks I like you." Yisha was thoughtful, "We have definite news from the girls' dormitory. So he should hope that I find out that you belong?"

Snape: "Where did he get the terrible news that you like me!"

Isa: "...Gol said."

Snape thought he should have let Goyle drink the love potion that would make him fall in love with Crabbe, and let him confess his love at the opening ceremony.

"It's so vicious, it's so naive." Isa shook her head. "Do you think it's necessary for me to tell my dad about this?"

Isa is not a victim, Voldemort will not run amok.But it would have revealed that Snape had an age-inappropriate level of potions.

"Forget it." Snape sighed. "We two adults can handle Lorenz."

"It's Christmas holiday again in a blink of an eye." Isa stretched happily, "What gift do you want this year?"

Snape didn't refuse, he thought for a while, and showed a sinister smile that made all the little Hogwarts trolls cry in fright.

"Something that would make Lorenz's life worse than death."

The author has something to say:

I think I'm just a weirdo who doesn't care about the text... I want to write about Isha and the 16-year-old Riddle!I want to write about Lauder's father waking up and discovering that he has been disfigured and become the Dark Lord for generations!

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