HP told my dad to hit you after school

Snape didn't know where the changes in this life came from. He was said to have been beaten unconscious by his drunken father. When he woke up, the former Hogwarts headmaster who had been bitten by a snake was clutched in his arms by his crying mother. inside.

Then he was temporarily sent to Voldemort's orphanage for little wizards by his mother for no apparent reason, and after a day of boring playing with toy cauldrons at the ribbon-cutting scene, his divorced mother took him back.

What happened next was amazing.Mom was back in wizarding society, the family subscribed to the Daily Prophet, and Voldemort was in the headlines every month.The newspapers raved about him, and Snape thought he was crazy to see that Voldemort was running for Deputy Minister of Magic, and he had succeeded!

Voldemort has been acting like a complete politician for several years, blinding almost the entire wizarding world.Snape looked on coldly, his pursuit in this life was to protect the people around him, and he didn't care about anything else.

Snape, who paid attention to personal hygiene again, still made friends with Lily.Getting along with Lily was no different from his previous life, but for the first time he felt that the little girl Lily was really... naive sometimes, of course she was cute in his eyes, but...but...

At the age of 37, he really couldn't have any affection for Lily who was still changing her teeth...

And the little girl also likes playing house and role-playing... He refused to play the monster who was defeated by the knight Lily, he refused, even if Lily agreed that the roles could be rotated =m=

The sideline business of drinking aging potions and selling potions was also ruined because of the Slytherin kidnapping case.Because the owner of the only potions shop that was happy to cooperate had to close the shop due to Voldemort's investigation.

The current Severus Snape is just an ordinary first-year freshman who has saved a lot of private money.

Very ordinary.

Ok.

It was only a month before Isabella Laitlin became famous in first grade.

Her magical genius and ability to please the professors is just like her father's.But unlike her father, there wasn't a wary Dumbledore staring at her this time.

She wrote four replies to Voldemort, and Voldemort replied to her each time, but the replies were very brief because he was busy with the preparations for the election.Isa looked around and found that none of the other competitors could beat her, but her father was afraid of capsizing in the gutter, and now he was busy attending various events to get votes, so Isa did not bother her father out of good intentions.

Soon, winter will come.

Isa, who has begun to secretly wear plush-lined stockings, has figured out all the routes to Hogwarts.The current college life is very comfortable, and she can handle the first-year homework enough.So Isha decided to die once.

Thursday.Frost had already formed on the grassland, and the large stretches of grassland appeared as white as snow when they joined together.

Today is flying lesson for Slytherin and Gryffindor.

There was no trouble in the flight class, except that Potter was scolded by Professor Hoch for trying to make difficult moves several times, everything was normal.

Snape looked down at his broom, took a deep breath, held out a hand, and said in a deep voice, "Get up!"

The broom obediently jumped into his hand.

Snape secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

His flying lessons in his previous life were really hard to describe... The broom didn't work, Potter laughed from the sidelines, and Lily didn't stand by his side but couldn't straighten up laughing...

But this time it won't be the case!

The handsome ex-Hogwarts headmaster won't let a broomstick bully him!

Having solved the broom problem, Snape straddled it and glanced at Isa who was staring at the broom in a daze beside him.

But this one is hard to say.

Snape still remembered that in the first flying lesson, Isa summoned the broom for 5 minutes and couldn't get up.In the end, she actually went to apply to Professor Huo Qi to fly without a broomstick, because her father taught her how to fly in the air...

The last application is of course invalid.Isa spent one class on the ground, and in the second class she miraculously yelled the broom for the first time, but it flew in the sky in a very weird and wobbly way.

When she got off the broom with a flushed face, Snape saw it.

This guy actually drank.

Alcohol is terrible, Snape thought to himself, and he had no idea where she got it.

...I want to drink a little bit.

After each flying lesson, Snape could see that Isa took a few sips of wine.Her eyes are in the state of being awake and in a trance for a while, always foggy.And after drinking, she talked a lot, and Narcissa Black, who was her accomplice, was desperately pushing her. The expression on Narcissa's face was very beautiful.Every time after class, Narcissa would take out an ice pack in her pocket and apply it to her face. After rubbing for 1 minute, Isa could regain her clarity.

How much did she drink during this class?Snape was a little curious.Now Isa's eyes are very normal, without the kind of dull mist.Snape secretly speculated that maybe she was in a good state today, didn't drink?

The pale-faced Isa suddenly looked back at Snape.Snape quickly withdrew his gaze and concentrated on his broom, with a paralyzed face of "nothing happened, my broom is so handsome".

"You're so handsome," Isa whispered to Snape. "You fly so well. You're my God!"

Snape never expected her to say such a thing.He was a little at a loss, she said he was handsome?And what is the male god?

Snape, who was being praised for being handsome for the first time, began to wonder if he was really more handsome in this life than in his previous life?

"I'll tell you that you are a senior (I tell you you are a person who does big things)." Isa looked serious, "Of course I also do a senior. I will be a rough senior (Of course I am also a person who does big things. I am going to do big things). You wait, I am super handsome."

Snape reacted.

She drank too much! ! ! ! !

"Do you remember your last name?" Snape asked her in a low voice.

"..." Isa was very serious and silent for a while, "Snape."

It's over, this is too high.

"You can't get on the broom, you're flying drunk." Snape wanted to stop her, "Don't Black know how much you've been drinking?"

The little wizards around have already gone to heaven, and now only the two of them are still on the ground. Professor Hooch completely ignored this side, and she was closely monitoring Potter and Sirius who might make trouble at any time.

"I talked to her and I only took a sip of whiskey." Isa giggled, "But she didn't know that the water I drank before class was actually vodka! hhhhhhhhhh"

"What do you want to drink so much today?" Snape became suspicious. "You don't need to drink so much for flying lessons, and you're only eleven years old—"

"Nonsense. I've reached the legal drinking age!" Isa was unhappy, "I passed my 18th monk day long ago!"

Snape was taken aback.

"Get up!" Isa happily reached out to hold the raised broom. "I want to go to heaven and go side by side with the sun! Bye bye!"

"Come back! Isabella Lythering, come back!" Snape had no choice but to quickly drive his broom, closely following Isa who flew out of a figure 8, to prevent her from falling at any time.

Isa, who was in a state of abnormal ecstasy, didn't make too many scary moves in the sky. In the end, when she was tired from flying, she just half-lyed on the broom and flew at a slow speed.Potter took a moment and flew over to laugh at her: "What, you have a fear of heights? Slytherin?"

Yisha looked up at him and grinned: "I'm admiring your flying heroism. Don't stop!"

Potter: "……oh."

Potter: This woman is not normal today.But what's the matter with a little excitement.

Snape finally made it through the end of get out of class.Isha staggered a little after jumping off the broom.Narcissa, who had been competing with Lily alone throughout the class, also came back, took out an ice pack for Isha, and Isha slowly rubbed her face.Snape sneaked closer and asked tentatively behind her: "Do you remember your last name?"

"..." Isa was stunned for a while, "......... Huh?"

Isa put down the ice pack, and seriously began to recall what her last name was.

"Ronaldo," she said finally, looking up.

Snape: ......... not yet awake!

"Let's go, Isa." Narcissa, who had just been warmly greeted by Lily, took Isa's arm with a blushing face, and rushed into the castle like a rabbit.Snape had an intuition that something was going to happen, and wanted to follow to see what happened, but when he turned around, Lily stopped him.

"Narcissa Blake from your college likes me!" Lily said happily, "She has been secretly watching me recently. After I found out, her ears were red, and she would stare at me embarrassedly! She was so embarrassed during the whole class just now. Fly around me! Are all Slytherins this arrogant who can't express themselves?"

Snape: "... oh."

The world is crazy.

Suddenly seeing in them what happened to Draco and Harry Potter decades later.

The next class is History of Magic.On a rare occasion, Isa fell asleep during this class.Snape still sat behind her, thinking that she should be sober after this get out of class...

The bell for the end of get out of class rang, and Isa, who was sleeping all over her face, wiped her saliva drowsily. Snape leaned over and asked quietly, "Do you remember your last name?"

Isa was very decisive: "Hiddleston!"

Snape: ...how much did you drink? ! !

"Cissy, I'm going to the bathroom!" Isa rubbed her temples and said to Narcissa, "Go back to the common room first."

Narcissa nodded, packed her things and left.Snape wanted to leave at first, but drunk Slytherin is really not a good person, she has too many mysteries, and she is going in this direction...

Obviously it is the bathroom on the second floor!

That bathroom is broken!

And...he thought of Draco lying in a pool of blood...

Snape stood stiffly in front of the girls' bathroom door, and people around him began to secretly look at him.

He didn't mean to go into the women's room.

Really.

He's in the women's room for good reason!

Because...because this women's restroom is...

It's the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets.

Snape instantly became righteous, yes, he entered the women's bathroom to save the school and prevent Isabella Lyttering from opening the secret room!

While not paying attention to the surroundings, he quietly tried a confusion spell on himself, then secretly opened the door and slipped in.

As soon as he opened the door, he was shocked by the sight in front of him——

The entrance to the Chamber of Secrets opened.A huge black and bottomless pipe entrance appeared on the washbasin of the bathroom.What made his heart stop suddenly was that Isha, who was drunk, was half lying on the entrance with her head down, and her feet had left the ground.If she moved any more, she would fall headfirst into the pipes and burst her brains out in the back room.

"Are you-i-idiot-!?" Snape rushed forward at the fastest speed in his life, hugged Isa's dangling legs, and quickly picked her up from the pipe opening.

With her head down and her face congested, Isha blushes like hell.She still looked dazed, and just smirked when she found herself in Snape's arms.

"Why did the boys go into the girls room!?" A ghost with huge pearl-colored glasses floated out from the next cubicle, "This drunk girl just greeted me-hey, you want to be in my bathroom What are you doing!?"

"Go back!" Snape gave her a savage look.Aggrieved, Myrtle went back to the toilet and cried.

The most urgent thing now is to wake up Isha, to wake up.

Snape half-dragged her into a cubicle, lowered the toilet lid, and made her sit upright on the toilet.

Then he put half a basin of water in the sink outside, cast a freezing spell, and after freezing a large block of ice, he returned to the compartment with the ice.

"Hope you can take it," Snape said deadpan, and dragged across the empty trash can, cleaned it out, filled the bucket with crushed ice, and filled it up with a spring of clear water—

"Whoa-"

A bucket full of ice water poured Isa all over her head.

Snape closed the compartment door, locked it, cast the Silencing Charm, folded his arms, and stared at Isa who was shaking the water with a dazed face.

"I'm here..." Isa rubbed her forehead, "I remember I was going to open the secret room... Huh!!?? Why are you here, Snape!? And you're still in the same compartment... Are we in the men's room or the women's room!?"

"The women's bathroom on the second floor." Snape gritted his teeth and said, "You remember!? Sober? Are you not stupid?"

Isa closed her mouth, and looked up innocently at Snape who was crossing his arms and looking angry: "...how did you...?"

"You almost fell headfirst through the spout!" Snape growled. "I saw the bottle in your bag! No grown man dares to drink a full bottle of vodka! You're up to it, aren't you? Drink You dare to get on the broomstick after drinking alcohol, right!? Do you know that you almost fell off!? Do you know that you almost broke your head just now!?"

Yisha grasped the point keenly: "...So you saved me just now?"

Snape glared at her: "I happened to see it, can I still let my classmates fall to their deaths?"

Isa gave a long "Oh—" and then said to him with a smile on her face: "Thank you, thank you, you saved my life, I don't know how to thank you, you are my lifesaver, Can I promise myself?"

Snape: ...It's the first time I've been thanked so bluntly, I feel a little choked, but what the hell is a promise, she's still drunk?

Yisha rubbed her head and suddenly remembered: "You said, you saw me about to fall at the mouth of the pipe?"

Snape: "Yeah."

Isa: "You don't want to ask me, how did the inexplicably huge black hole's unreasonable pipeline appear? Where does it lead to?"

Snape became alert, he pursed his lips, and said slowly, "...if you'd like to tell me..."

"I'd like to tell you!" Isa smiled strangely, "That's Slytherin's Chamber of Secrets."

Snape: …………… why did you tell me so easily! ?Potter and Dumbledore have been solving this case for a whole year, and it took me 10 minutes to ask it out! ?

"Oh." Snape slowly reached for his wand, "So, what are you trying to do by opening the Chamber of Secrets?"

Isa tilted her head: "You don't seem surprised at all... What are you doing, you used Occlumency?"

Snape's heart skipped a beat.

Isa stared into Snape's eyes. "You used Occlumency. You can use Occlumency."

"Who are you?" Isa sat on the toilet, dripping wet, looking at Severus Snape sharply, "Are you really Severus Snape?"

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Showdown in the next chapter.Your teammate, Severus Snape, is about to join the team.

[Double update on Qixi Festival] Because the author is very busy today [Manual goodbye]

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