HP told my dad to hit you after school

1960-6-1

【V】

My alchemy Horcrux is finally complete.

A baby girl with my blood running through her.

According to the instructions on the slate, I will raise her up, and teach her to be my most handy tool, my most faithful servant, and my immortal—

family?

That being said, but...

Why are her eyes black?

1960-6-1

【I】

When I woke up, all I could remember was a white man with red eyes staring at me.

I stare back at him.

strangeness.No color contact lenses are so colorful.

……

Wait, who am I? ?

1960-12-1

【V】

Lairton, head of the Ministry of Magic's legal department, died yesterday.

According to Blake, Lairton was discovered by his wife when he was meeting his lover, and he started having sex in the street, and finally he died of accidental injury by a spell.

Well, it looks like I lured his wife over.

But who knows =w=

The little girl is half a year old today, her hair grows fast, she doesn't cry or fuss, she looks very precocious.

Hey hey, like me.

1960-12-1

【I】

It's winter!There is no floor heating in the baby room!Dad, are you sure I won't cry?Um? ? ?

A child without a mother is like a weed!

It's been half a year since I came here, and I still don't remember who I am, and I don't even know who I am now.

All I know is that I am a half-year-old baby girl with a servant in a wealthy single-parent household.

... The servant is a strange kind of goblin called a house-elf.

A very familiar noun.

1960-12-7

【V】

Met Dumbledore at Lairton's funeral today.Because Leighton's wife had been detained, he was invited to preside over the funeral.

He came over to me before the show ended.I really didn't want to talk to him, but he smiled and said he wanted to congratulate me.

Congratulations to me, congratulations on the death of a political enemy?

...He congratulated me on having a baby.

………… He, how, what, know, know, yes! ! !

"What's the child's name?" He asked with fake concern.

fuck your shit.

...Eh, wait a minute.

...I haven't even named her yet! !

We are relatively silent.

"Haven't you decided on a name for the baby yet?" he asked.

...I really don't want to admit it, it's so embarrassing.

He smiled and said, "Do you mind if I give her a Christian name?"

Very mindful!Shut up, old man!

Someone around is already eavesdropping, okay? !If you have nothing else to do, do you have to pretend to tie your shoelaces and squat down to eavesdrop? ! ? ?

"...how about Isabella?"

"Isabella Lytherin?"

No, the name is too long, so it will be difficult for her to practice writing names since she was a child.It’s fine if you make things difficult for me, but also make things difficult for my daughter, ah Dumbledore, you——

Dumbledore sighed "Ah..." and seemed very surprised: "You let her be named Slytherin? Not with your surname Voldemort? Or Riddle—"

Do you think I'd let her last name be Riddle to slap me in the face? ? ?

"Because the name Voldemort belongs only to me."

I looked at him arrogantly, turned and left.

"Let's go now? Go back and change the diaper?" Dumbledore was slightly regretful, "I want to see the little girl, when will you take it out and show me—"

"I'll show you if I hold it out for you? What do you think of me as my daughter!?" I was really angry.

Thought I was afraid of you!Old orange face!If you have the ability to duel, what the hell!

1960-12-7

【I】

I will climb today.Fortunately, there is a carpet, otherwise I really can't stand the cold wooden floor.

Oh, and, today, Dad came home furious and punished some of the house-elves for "not taking good care of Isa".

who is isa

1961-1-1

【V】

Today Malfoy asked me why I didn't take the baby out and celebrate New Years with me.

Damn you, the old orange-faced man made this matter so that the whole of Britain knows about it!

1961-1-1

【I】

I finally figured it out, so my name is Isha.

Today my father came back smelling of alcohol and came into my nursery to see me.I held onto the railing of the crib and made eye contact with him, and he laughed with a poof.

What are you laughing at?

I don't know why, so he reached out to poke my face again.

All right, poke it for you.

After poking it a few times, he stopped poking, retracted his hand, and stared at me with a very deep look.

"Isabella," he said.

I:?

"Isabella," he called again, staring at me.I just realized it was calling me.

In response, I grinned a bit.

He frowned suddenly.

"Ugly," he said.

I:…………

You picked me up! ! ? ?

1961-6-1

【V】

Isa is one year old, take her to meet people for the first time.

The little girl was learning to walk when I didn't know it. Today I took her out and didn't let me hold her. She wanted to walk by herself.She grabbed my robe and walked steadily.

Blake and the others praised the little girl for being beautiful and smart.

like me.

Hey hey.

1961-6-1

【I】

My first birthday.

I finally know what my dad's name is...

It's called McLeod.

Hey, why is my last name Slytherin and not Mai?

1961-6-2

【I】

After taking me out to meet a bunch of people yesterday, Dad started pulling me out of the nursery to have breakfast with him.He installed a baby chair next to the long table and gave me rice porridge.

Our family is so big...

He gave me a small spoon, and I slowly scooped up the porridge and drank it myself.

He was eating his scrambled eggs, and suddenly remembered something and asked me:

"Why can't you speak yet?"

I really want to smear his face with rice porridge.

Look at my millet teeth!look!

I've restrained myself from grinding my teeth with your clothes!Still want me to talk? !

1961-7-8

【V】

Isha and Nagini met today.

Isa was surprised and said "ahhh".

1961-7-8

【I】

fuck! ! !

There are snakes in the house! ! ! ! !

Times—ah—oh! !

groove!

1963-2-3

【V】

Take Isa to a charity event.

Go to cut the ribbon for the Little Wizard Orphanage.

Why did so many witches cry when they saw me bring Isa out?

…………Why is it so sad to see that I have a child?

1963-2-3

【I】

Going out today to participate in an event I don't know.Many women watched my father cry, and many people shot at us wildly.

My dad is still a public figure, huh?

He took a few photos of me, cut them, and then put me among a bunch of little wizards to play, socialize and accept interviews by himself.

I don't really want to play with these childish fairy tale books and floating blocks. The only set of children's cauldron set is still occupied by a little boy with greasy hair. I have no choice but to get some biscuits and sit and eat. Look at that kid who doesn't know what's cooking in the cauldron.

Oh, the little classmate saw me looking at him, and even stared at me.

Tsk tsk tsk, I don't care about you, you cook your hot pot.

……

When will daddy come back... so many people are taking pictures of me...

A woman came up and asked me if I knew who my mother was.

How would I know.

She lured me with sizzling bee candies, and asked me to think carefully.

Small sample, I really don't know.

The little classmate who was cooking next door looked back at me, and then at the sugar in the woman's hand.

I thought about it and said, "I remember, my mother is—"

The woman's eyes lit up.

"My mother... is my motherland!" I said solemnly, grabbing the bee candy and throwing it to the sluggish Crucible classmate, "Long live the British Empire! Long live the Three Lions!"

It felt like the girl was going to cry.

What's wrong, is there something wrong with my answer?

1963-2-14

【V】

I was voted No.1 of "The World's Most Charming Wizard" by Wizards Weekly.

Seems like because the picture of me holding Isha and coaxing her made headlines in the Daily Prophet the day the ribbon was cut, the witches kept talking about who her mother was, and that I was a domineering wizard with a soft heart.

Don't people like the evil Demon Lord now? ?

Isa is learning to read now, and when I was reading the paper, she was just tilting her head, thinking about the headlines.

She is very smart and can be taught as soon as she is taught.

like me.

1963-5-1

【I】

Don't have any books at home other than academic books?

Do I have to rely on "A History of Magic" to read?

Don't 3-year-old girls read "Grimm's Fairy Tales"? ? ?

...Wait, what are Grimm's Fairy Tales?

1965-3-7

【V】

It is said that Minister Sinthicko was bitten by a snail.

If he dies...then his place is...

1965-3-9

【V】

Old Cinthick is dead! ! !

1965-3-10

【I】

He's very, very angry right now because the last Minister for Magic died and Dad wasn't chosen to be the next Minister.

He wanted to bald himself today, but I quickly stopped him.

So he almost bald me.

1966-8-17

【V】

It seems that every time I take my children to participate in some activities, my poll will increase?

1966-8-17

【I】

Why doesn't daddy let me go out to play...

I read almost all the books at home...

I don't want to play with snakes either...

decadent.

1966-9-6

【I】

Dad allowed me to play with the little Malfoy boys and the Black kids.

……… I am more mature than them in mental age, now I am coaxing them!

1966-9-6

【V】

Walburga complained more than once that her eldest son was fussy and difficult to discipline.

...Maybe...It's just right for little Isa to see what the "outside" children she has been thinking about are like.

After she is frightened by those scary boys, she will come back to study obediently.

【I】

Sirius is so cute! ! !

His mother really likes me, and it seems that because of this, Sirius had some problems with me at first.But it didn't take long for us to get to know each other!After getting acquainted, the two of us began to conspire to sneak out of the house and play in the Muggle world.He said he had an uncle who was very rebellious and liked Muggles and could help us get some Muggle stuff.

I am really happy.I don't know why, but I've always had an affinity for Muggles.

Sirius also has three cousins ​​and a younger brother.His three sisters are very interesting.

The eldest sister, Andromeda, is always good at making peace. Every time Bella is about to start fighting with Sirius, she will come out to fight.It is estimated that this kind of thing has happened too many times, and he is also tired, and he is extremely skilled in pulling back.

The second sister, Bellatrix (whose name is special) is my father's brainless fan. She had a weird attitude towards me at first, whether she was hostile or trying to please me.But it's strange, when I saw her, she was as friendly as a Muggle, and I almost wanted to hang on to her and call her my own sister.Because I am always tired of their sisters, Sirius will often have opinions, but I really like Sister Bella who immediately stands in front of me when I meet Hu Meizi! ! !so handsome! !Taking out the spray from the robe, "嗞——" Bella, who killed Hu Meizi with a sound, is so handsome! ! !

Then there is the youngest, Narcissa.She's my age, but she's really super, well, look!She is like a princess!Her sister was brown and black, but her hair was the same color as her boyfriend Malfoy's, and every time the two of them were together, the reflection on the top of their head was amazing.I like to see Narcissa rushing to hug her like a cannonball, every time she is at a loss, she looks so cute!

Sirius' younger brother Regulus is still young, but he looks very similar to him, with a completely different personality, gentle and gentle.Ah, so cute, really cute, it would be nice if every little boy of this age was so obedient.

And a Malfoy.

Tsk, I don't want to mention him at all.

Want to pick on my sister Sissy, hehehe.

I must organize a "Kill the Golden Retriever and White Peacock" team, absorb Bella and Sirius into the team, and kill that Malfoy who always plays out inexplicably.

... There is another wonderful thing, that is, the first time I saw Malfoy led out by his father at a dinner party, I almost called him "Brother Drag".

... Huh why?

Although calling him "Brother Drag" is also very appropriate.

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