[Red Chamber] Mrs. Lin replaced her

"Get up quickly." Jia Zi pulled Lin Hai's skirt vigorously, and dragged Lin Hai, who was drowsy, to the bedside: "Get up quickly, the sun is already taking a snapshot of your butt."

"Azi," Lin Hai said without even opening his eyes, without even thinking about it: "Don't make trouble, let me sleep for a while." Even Lin Hai himself may not have realized it, but in just three days, Jia Zi already occupied an extremely important position in his subconscious mind.

Looking left and right, Jia Zi quickly pulled Lin Hai's hair, then quickly put his hands behind his back, looked around guiltily, but said as if nothing happened: "Sleep, why don't you sleep?" , get up quickly."

"So that's what it feels like to grab someone's hair!" Jiazi thought a little out of tune.Especially seeing Lin Hai's eyes closed tightly, but his face wrinkled because of the action of pulling his hair, Jiazi secretly shouted: If Lin Hai's face really looks like this, he should not be able to go out to recruit bees. Let's lead the butterfly!

Jiazi held Lin Hai with one hand to prevent him from falling off the bed, touched his chin with the other hand, and said to himself, "I don't know what it feels like to scratch someone's face? Do you want to..." Jiazi didn't care He looked at Lin Hai kindly, then at his hands, and smiled sinisterly, as if he really wanted to try his neatly manicured nails on Lin Hai's face.

Due to his good talent in martial arts, although Jiazi has fought countless times since he was a child, he has never used such moves as pulling his hair and scratching his face.It's just that she has heard of this ultimate move used by rural women when they fight, and occasionally wants to try it out of focus.However, she has never had such a chance: this time, Lin Hai hit her hand.

Half of his body was on the bed, and half of his body was suspended in the air. Lin Hai moved uncomfortably, and finally opened one eye.With the dim morning light outside the window, Lin Hai finally saw the malicious smile on Jia Zi's face.

Lin Hai shivered and came to his senses completely: "Azi, what's the matter? Is there something wrong?"

Seeing that Lin Hai had woken up, Jiazi let go of his hand and looked at him with a smirk on his face: "It's good that you wake up. Get up quickly and get dressed, I'll take you out to practice. The corners of Jiazi's mouth curled slightly, and he had already decided in his heart that he would give Lin Hai a good meal on the training ground—since Lin Hai had time to attract bees and butterflies, and was so bored that he pretended to be asleep to lie to her when he woke up, then she Just help him well, and help him pass the boring extra time, so that he can fall asleep every day when he is so tired that he climbs onto the bed, and he can no longer attract bees and butterflies, and can no longer pretend to be sleeping to lie to her.

Hearing Jiazi's words, Lin Hai's face froze involuntarily: "Azi, you, what are you talking about?" Lin Hai never felt that there was something wrong with his ears, but at this moment he couldn't believe what he said. Ears: What is Jazz talking about?Let him go to practice?Is it like Jazi, who danced with guns and played sticks?What Jazi said, did he mean what he thought...

"Get up quickly." Jiazi showed Lin Hai a kind smile, "I'll take you to practice." Jiazi said, and patted Lin Hai's shoulder, with a look of "I believe you will be able to do well" .

"Azi," blinking, Lin Hai suddenly covered his head with an extremely uncomfortable expression: "Let's talk about this tomorrow! I have a headache..." Although Lin Hai and Jiazi were really happy together, but For the matter of going to practice with Jiazi, Lin Hai really refused in his heart: He didn't want Jiazi to see him clumsy!

Jia Zi looked at Lin Hai with a smile on his face: "Headache is the best cure: a two-hour horse stance will do the trick." Lin Hai's trick was used by Jia Zhen when she was five years old, and it was Jia Zi who gave it to her. Cured.

As the only child of the Ningguofu branch of the Jia clan and the future patriarch of the Jia clan, Jia Zhen has been doted on since she was a child. She was used to being lawless at a young age, and fighting and getting into trouble is commonplace.

That year, when Jia Zhen was five years old, she had a fight with the prince of Nan'an and broke his two front teeth.Princess Nan'an quit her job at that time, and dragged her bleeding son to the door to settle accounts with Jia Zhen.At that time, Jia Zi went to Chen Ruiwen's house to play, Jia Daihua was in the barracks, Jia Jing was not at home, Jia Zhen also hid in her yard and did not dare to go out, only Xu family received Nan'an Princess alone.In the end, Princess Nan'an left Ningguo Mansion arrogantly, while Xu was so angry that she cried.

Jazi only found out about it after he came back.Jia Zi has been taken care of by Mrs. Xu since he was a child, and his relationship with Mrs. Xu is also very good.Seeing that Mrs. Xu was crying with anger, she was naturally very angry.After coaxing Mrs. Xu, Jia Zi went to find Jia Zhen with a whip.Jia Zhen has always been afraid of Jia Zi the most, and knowing that she has caused trouble, naturally she is even more afraid.Seeing Jiazi coming, Jia Zhen simply lay down on the ground and pretended to have a headache, trying to avoid Jiazi's whip.

At that time, Jiazi's actions at that time were also very simple and rude: without saying a word, she directly pulled Jia Zhen up by the skirt of his clothes, forced him to gait for three hours, and pulled three hundred thousand After copying the words "I was wrong, I dare not do it again" a hundred times.After that, Jia Zhen never suffered from headaches again, and she was never accused of coming to the house again.

Later, the prince of Nan'an made a fool of himself in public at a large-scale gathering of the children of the aristocratic family in the capital, and was carried back to the Nan'an Prince's Mansion with a stinking smell, completely disgraced the face of the Nan'an Prince's Mansion. .As for the reasons for this, I am afraid that only Jiazi knows best.

However, Lin Hai's methods are obviously much more sophisticated than Jia Zhen's mere ability to roll around and complain about headaches.

"Azi," Lin Hai looked at Jiazi pitifully: "I drank a few more glasses yesterday, and now my head hurts really badly. Oh, it's coming again..." Lin Hai said, hugging The head rolled into the inside of the bed.

In fact, what Lin Hai said was true, he did drink too much wine yesterday, and his head hurts a bit right now.However, it didn't hurt as much as he said: only, compared to getting up so early and going out to practice with Jiazi, Lin Hai felt that his headache was better.

At this moment, Lin Hai has no time to think about what to do tomorrow, he can only delay it for a day.As for tomorrow... I hope Jazi is just a whim!

"Get up for me." Jiazi pulled Lin Hai out without even thinking about it: "You can delay today, but not tomorrow. Besides, this practice of kung fu is not for your own good. I haven't asked you to thank me properly. Well, you're fine...do you know how many people are lining up to ask me to teach them kung fu? You've taken advantage of it, do you know that?"

Lin Hai still tightly closed his eyes and hugged his head, as if he couldn't hear, and resolutely refused to get up from the comfortable big bed.In Lin Hai's opinion, going out to practice kung fu early in the morning is better than sleeping in for a while!

"Hey, Lin Ruhai." Looking at the sky outside, Jia Zi really didn't want to waste time with Lin Hai: "You won't get up, will you? Okay, then don't get up. You'd better give me a headache for a day. As soon as the words fell, Jia Zi turned around and walked out: She has plenty of time, and she can spend time with Lin Hai slowly—see who can survive it!She didn't believe it anymore, Lin Hai, a nerd, could beat her.

After all, Lin Hai still heard Jia Zi's voice when he called him Biao Zi, and it was as charming and sweet as he imagined.However, looking at the empty room, Lin Hai suddenly felt a little lonely: these two days he was always with Jia Zi.It's a bit uncomfortable to be alone in the room suddenly.Otherwise, he went out to accompany Jazi?However, he really can't do kung fu practice - let him pick up a weapon, he is afraid of smashing his own feet!Forget it, he'd better sleep for a while!But……

Jiazi naturally didn't know Lin Hai's entanglement in the room, she had already practiced kung fu in the open space in the middle of the yard.Since the Lin family is a scholarly family, there is no schoolyard at all, and there are not many weapons that Jiazi is familiar with.Therefore, Jiazi could only do some simple movements of moving his hands and feet in her and Lin Hai's yard, and then played with the whip in his hand.

"What are you doing here?" Withdrawing the whip in his hand, Jia Zi cast a glance at Lin Hai who was leaning against the pillar, proud of himself but pretending to be indifferent on purpose: "Didn't you say you have a headache?" Actually, looking at Lin Hai Jiazi was very satisfied with following along so quickly.However, in order not to make Lin Hai too complacent, Jiazi couldn't directly express his satisfaction.

Lin Hai looked at Jiazi tenderly, and he could still hear the sound of the whip piercing the air: "Your kung fu is still so good." Thinking of Jiazi's vigorous posture just now, Lin Hai felt that I am amazed: After all, she is a heroine who can save people since she was a child, she is the only female general in this dynasty, she is his woman, her kung fu is really extraordinary.

"Of course." Jiazi raised his eyebrows proudly: "Didn't you say you have a headache and can't get up? If you don't have a headache and lie down on the bed, what are you doing here?" Now that Lin Hai has received praise, it is natural to care about him ——Jiazi comforted himself in his heart.

"I..." Lin Hai pursed his lips, but didn't know how to speak.In fact, Lin Hai didn't know why he got up so early: practicing kung fu?It never occurred to him, and he wasn't that material.However, at that time, he just didn't want to lie on the bed alone for no reason.

Jia Zi leaned over with a smile, gently lifted Lin Hai's chin with the tip of the whip, and said jokingly, "Why, are you here to practice kung fu with me?"

"I..." Lin Hai hesitated for a moment, then looked at Jiazi gently, and said frankly, "Azi, I really can't do it."

"Actually," Jia Zi patted Lin Hai's shoulder: "It's not that you have to practice kung fu. After all, you are quite old, and it's too late to start practicing at this time. The main thing is to move your muscles and bones. "

Lin Hai was hit hard by Jia Zi's words, he really wanted to grab Jia Zi and ask her what it meant to be "a lot of age".However, in the end, he still didn't ask. Instead, he looked at Jiazi gently, with curiosity and eagerness in his eyes: "What is exercise?" Maybe, in Lin Hai's heart, he still hopes He can protect Jiazi; instead of Jiazi protecting him as he did back then.

"Oh," Jia Zi said without even thinking about it: "It's not too difficult even to run in the yard and play boxing. How about it, Tan Hualang, do you want to try it? Give it a try, give it a try You are refreshed, and all diseases are gone..." Jiazi tried his best to persuade Lin Hai, completely oblivious to his words, which were almost exactly the same as the ones selling dog skin plasters under the overpass.

"Haha..." Lin Hai couldn't help laughing loudly: He never imagined that his newlywed wife had the eloquence to sell dog skin plasters under the overpass.

However, in the end, under Jiazi's expectant eyes, Lin Hai nodded lightly, and made a prior agreement with Jiazi: "I can try it. But let's say it first, you are not allowed to laugh at my clumsiness. "

Jiazi patted Lin Hai on the shoulder like two good brothers: "What are you talking about! How could I laugh at you?"

"Also, if I can't learn it..." Lin Hai felt that he should discuss with Jiazi the issues he could think of in advance, in case Jiazi wants him to play with a whip or swing a whip on a whim. Mace, then he will be completely ruined.

"How is it possible?" Jia Zi looked indifferent: "It's not that complicated. Besides, can you walk? If you can walk, you can run, right? Can you walk with your left foot? Can't the right foot cross the threshold?" In fact, Lin Hai's worries were superfluous, Jia Zi naturally couldn't ask him to swing the mace - of course, Lin Hai really couldn't swing it.

In the end, under Lin Hai's strong request, Jia Zi ran slowly around the yard of the two of them a few times with him.After a few laps, Lin Hai was so out of breath that he almost fell to the ground, but Jiazi's aura didn't change at all, it was still as stable as before.

"Why are you so weak!" Jiazi supported Lin Hai with one hand to prevent him from falling to the ground, and stroked Lin Hai's back to help him breathe. He also asked curiously, "You never Do you want to exercise? I really don't know how you survived those few days in Qiu Wei and Chun Wei?"

Panting heavily, Lin Hai replied intermittently: "It was hard, hard." In fact, thinking of those horrible few days, Lin Hai now finds it incredible that he can't even think about those days now. How on earth did I survive.His body was not very strong since he was a child, and he is also very thin when he grows up.At the beginning, not only him, but also his mother, relatives, and friends thought that he would definitely not be able to survive the few days in Chunwei.However, he survived successfully—even though he fell asleep for three days and three nights as soon as he got home.

Jia Zi patted Lin Hai, and said with a regretful tone, "You know me too late."

Lin Hai looked at Jia Zi in confusion: "Huh?"

"If you had practiced with me earlier," Jiazi raised his index and middle fingers with a smile, "I guarantee that you can go out and drink flower wine for several nights after you have survived for two consecutive springs!"

"What kind of flower wine to drink?" Lin Hai couldn't help but feel helpless: "You are a girl..."

Jia Zi looked at Lin Hai suspiciously: "Why, don't tell me that you have never drunk flower wine?" Then, without waiting for Lin Hai to answer, Jia Zi added: "I don't believe it! "

Lin Hai looked at Jia Zi, and said to himself: I have never drank flower wine before!

Seeing that Lin Hai's breathing had calmed down, Jia Zi approached Lin Hai with a smile again: "How about it, do you feel refreshed? Why don't I teach you another set of boxing techniques for strengthening your body! "

Lin Hai quickly waved his hands and shook his head: "Let's forget it first!" In Lin Hai's opinion, running around the yard for a few laps would have killed half of his life. up?

"Alright." Jia Zi nodded clearly: "Step by step, right? I understand, I understand. Let's take it slowly." A simple sentence declared that sooner or later Lin Hai would face the fate of punching after running .

"I see you ran a few laps." Lin Hai turned his head and looked at Jia Zi: "It seems that nothing happened?" Thinking that Jia Zi had already practiced kung fu for a while, and then ran a few laps with him, but he was still ashamed. Lin Hai couldn't help but feel a little ashamed because he looked neither red nor out of breath: he was a man anyway, but in terms of physical strength, compared to Jiazi, he seemed to be more than a little worse.

Jia Zi patted Lin Hai on the shoulder, with a triumphant tone: "This is the gap, do you understand? Let me tell you this, the few laps you ran this morning are basically the amount of exercise I did in the morning when I was three years old. ..."

Lin Hai looked at Jiazi in shock: "Really?"

"Of course." Jiazi nodded heavily: "I started practicing kung fu when I couldn't even walk steadily. Otherwise, how could my kung fu be so good! Of course, the most important thing is talent .”

"Talent is only one aspect," Lin Hai looked at Jia Zi gently, "but more importantly, you are willing to work hard." Lin Hai liked to see Jia Zi's shining eyes and proud tone when he mentioned these things.

Jia Zi looked at Lin Hai in surprise, and then he seemed to realize something: "You...you don't think you can coax me with a few nice words, so you don't have to get up tomorrow morning, do you?"

Lin Hai looked at Jia Zi with a guilty conscience, obviously he didn't expect Jia Zi to pierce his little thought in such a way.

"Everyone in your family is like this, do you have to get up early every day to practice?" Thinking that Jia Jing is a scholar like him, or a Jinshi, Lin Hai couldn't help being curious: Jia Jing shouldn't have to be like him, and get up early Are you up?It doesn't look like it.

"You know..." Jiazi looked at Lin Hai, seemed to think of something, and suddenly laughed: "Who in the entire Jia family runs the fastest?" Jiazi didn't answer Lin Hai directly, but asked him another question .

Lin Hai replied without thinking, "You."

"Just coax me." Jia Zi pushed Lin Hai, and smiled happily: "No, guess again."

"Jia Zhen?" Lin Hai thought for a while: "I remember hearing someone say yesterday that you have been chasing him with a whip since you were a child."

Jia Zi rolled his eyes: "It should be chasing after him. But, it's really not him."

Lin Hai mentioned a few more people, but Jiazi rejected them one by one.

"I really can't figure it out." Lin Hai finally shook his head: "You should tell me directly." Of course, in Lin Hai's heart, he never thought about Jia Jing—Jia Jing was just a follower. How could a scholar like him outrun Jazi!

Jia Zi smiled and said an answer that Lin Hai couldn't believe: "My elder brother."

"What?" Lin Hai was taken aback by Jia Zi's words, his eyes were full of disbelief: "How is it possible?"

"You should know." Thinking of something, Jiazi showed a happy smile on his face: "My elder brother likes alchemy." Thinking of the elixir in his cabinet, the corners of Jiazi's mouth involuntarily pursed .

Lin Hai nodded.After all, almost everyone in the capital knew that Jia Jing's favorite thing in Ningguo Mansion was to make alchemy for his younger sister.

"Think about it," Jiazi said with a smirk all over his face, "when he was making alchemy, what if the alchemy furnace exploded..."

"You're telling the truth..." Lin Hai looked at Jia Zi suspiciously, and then recalled: "Okay, you lied to me, didn't you?" Lin Hai said, and went to arrest Jia Zi.

Jia Zi hurriedly ran forward: "Haha...you were obviously fooled. Who in our family is the fastest, why ask? Who told you to guess?"

"You wait for me to catch you." At the moment, Lin Hai couldn't feel that he had just run for a while in the morning, and his legs were as heavy as lead, so he directly chased Jiazi.He also forgot that if he didn't want to say hello to Mother Lin, he would have climbed back to bed and slept in the cage long ago.At the moment, he only thinks about catching Jiazi quickly, and "teaching" Jiazi a good lesson, so that Jiazi won't be talking nonsense all day long.

"Catch me?" Jia Zi proudly made a face at Lin Hai: "You have to wait another 100 years!" If I was caught by you, a useless nerd, what would I do? - Jia Zi I added in my heart.

The two of them laughed and joked with Lin Mu all the way.

"Mother," Jiazi called out to Mother Lin with a smile on her face, "I'm here to eat again."

"Azi, Haier, you are here." Mother Lin looked at Jiazi and Lin Hai happily, and waved to the two of them: "Come on, sit down. You guys, you don't have to come and see me every day, old woman."

Jiazi held Mother Lin's hand with one hand, and said with a smile, "We came here on purpose to eat. Mom, you can't drive us out."

"Okay, you two little rascals," Lin Mu pretended to be angry and said, "You are here to eat, and you are not allowed to drive me away, are you still making sense?"

"Just don't talk about it." Jiazi winked at Lin Hai and said proudly, "Are you right?"

Lin Hai also nodded quickly: "Azi is right. Mother, you can reward your son and daughter-in-law with some food!"

Seeing Lin Hai's seldom acting like a spoiled child, Lin's mother smiled even more happily: "You kid. It's alright, tell them to have dinner!"

Jiazi ordered Lin Mubu's food in a symbolic manner, and then sat down.During the dinner, the three of them didn't know what to say, and suddenly they talked about Lin Hai lying in bed in the morning and Jiazi dragging Lin Hai up to run in the yard.

Mother Lin looked at Lin Hai in surprise, and then at Jia Zi, with a look of complete disbelief.Of course, she knew her son: he liked to stay in bed since he was a child, except for the few years when he was a companion to the prince, she had never seen him get up before dawn!Therefore, Jiazi was able to get Lin Hai up before dawn, and let Lin Hai run around the yard several times, which is simply unimaginable.

"Mother," Jia Zi kicked Lin Hai secretly, and then said to Mother Lin with a smile, "You think I'm doing it right? A few laps in the yard in the morning is obviously good for your health. "

"That's right, that's right," Mother Lin nodded hurriedly, "Azi is right. Haier, you have to listen to Azi about this, don't be lazy, do you hear me?"

Lin's mother never expected that her words would determine Lin Hai's future fate.From then on, whenever Lin Hai wanted to be lazy, Jia Zi would take out this passage, drag Lin Hai to the ground, and then drag him outside to run and punch.

Of course, this is something.

The author has something to say: Jiazi: From childhood to adulthood, anyone in our family was bullied, and I took revenge!

Lin Hai: What do you mean I am old?

Jia Amnesty: Azi wants to scratch, so go scratch Wang Zisheng, and I will help you raise the flag.