[Comprehensive martial arts] Hundreds of no taboos

On the day I shattered the void, it was raining in Bianjing.

Same as when I came.

The world I left behind was clear and cloudless. It was autumn in Bianjing, but here it was cold spring and the pear blossoms were just blooming.

I fell outside the city gate, except for my clothes, I only had the Blood River Excalibur that Fang Ying sent me.

Then I discovered a terrible thing, I couldn't understand what the people were saying.

In my original world, there is a saying "Luoyang Zhengyin, travel all over the world". I have experienced two worlds, where people have at least some deviations in their accents, and the general Luoyang accent is still unmistakable. , or a scholar who is well-mannered, what he said was words that I could not understand.

If I don't want to go back to the mountains to hunt for a living, the first thing I need to do is to learn the language here, otherwise I won't be able to communicate even if I buy a bun.

I walked around the city for a while, and immediately judged that this is not an ordinary city. Not only is it a big place, but it looks very prosperous, and it is also tightly guarded.

Not Bianjing, but a completely strange world.

I feel a little lost.

I also found that there are a lot of Jianghu people here, and their martial arts are not low. It's just that I saw more than one innate master in the time I walked around twice. Of course, it may be because this place is under the feet of the emperor.

Although I don't understand the language, I can still understand the text here. At most, the strokes have changed slightly, but they have not changed in general.

I decided to grab a natural master to teach me how to speak.

The reason why I am a congenital master is because I don't like to bully ordinary people. No one is willing to spend time teaching others to parrot for no reason. , and the tolerance is a little higher than that of ordinary people.

What I am going to arrest is a handsome man in his thirties. I always feel that such a person is more knowledgeable and knowledgeable about current affairs. Especially when I saw him coming out of the yamen of the Ministry of Punishment, he looked like an official. It's not like people in the rivers and lakes. If you can't see it, you will run away and find it.

It's just that I followed him for a short distance, and my attention was attracted by a young man wearing a red cape sitting on the second floor of the private room of the restaurant.

The young man was very handsome, but not so handsome that I was impressed by it. What attracted me was his beard, which was carefully trimmed into two strange curls, which looked like he had two extra eyebrows. He smacked his lips in enjoyment while drinking, and his beard moved.

The most wonderful thing is that this person is also a natural master, slightly higher than my original target martial arts.

I stared at the mustache for a long time, and he also looked at me vigilantly, and then there was a little smile in his eyes, and he opened his mouth to say something, but I couldn't understand, I could only hear from his slight Judging by the raised hand, it should be asking me to go up.

I thought about it, and with a light step, I flew up to the second floor where he was, crossed the wooden railing, and sat opposite him.

The mustache smiled and said another word, I waved my hand to him, took a chopstick dipped in wine, and wrote on the table: "Can you teach me how to speak?"

Mustache looked at it, and was obviously very surprised. He said something again, seeing that I really didn't understand, so he also took the chopsticks and wrote on the table, "Is the girl born deaf, or does she not understand the language?"

I clicked under the language barrier.

Mustache stroked his mustache, obviously looking a little tangled.

I like this guy inexplicably, he seems to be easy to get along with.

Mustache pondered for a while, and wrote: "I have something to do. I have a friend who is idle and is also in the capital. How about asking him to teach the girl?"

I think this attitude is very good, so I nodded.

Mustache introduced me to a dirty bald monk. If there is something good about him, he looks very honest and shy. I think such a person should be able to teach me to speak honestly.

The monk taught me honestly, and the first sentence he taught me was "My name is honest monk, because everyone thinks I am honest".

I naively followed him to learn this sentence ten times, and when I understood the meaning, I almost beat him to death.

The honest monk taught me honestly for a month, because he had no money, and neither did I, so the two of us lived in a ruined temple outside the city, I lived in the temple, he lived outside, and I bought some prey to eat every day. Occasionally, because the prey in the wild is too thin, I go to the nearest royal garden to steal some fat rabbits and pheasants.

The honest monk eats so much oil that he doesn't look like a monk at all.

To be honest, the monk said that he taught me to speak, so he really only taught me to speak, and he didn’t teach anything else. After I was able to communicate with him normally, he asked to leave several times. I always felt that this monk was weird, but read it He taught me how to communicate with people, and I didn't force him to stay.

The honest monk is gone, I didn’t stay in the ruined temple much, the prey near the ruined temple is very little, and it’s not tasty, I went to the city and got a few rewards, because few prisoners dare to stay in the capital , I spent an afternoon, but only raised two heads, and received a reward of 100 taels of silver.

I stayed in a small inn, and the daily accommodation fee was [-] Wen. There was only a small single room, plus three meals a day, which was outrageously expensive.

Especially the food in the inn is not as delicious as what I cook myself.

I was spoiled.

I don't like to live in a small cramped room, and I don't like to eat the tasteless food in the inn. I like to live in a spacious place, and even have tea served.

Then I listened to storytelling in the teahouse for four days and heard a lot about Jianghu.

I finalized Tsing Yi Building.

Tsing Yi Lou is a quack killer force, similar to Butian Pavilion, but the Butian Pavilion after I took over is very principled, and Tsing Yi Lou is the kind of killer organization that can kill people without giving money. Most people think of Tsing Yi Lou, It must be associated with a killer, and when I saw the Tsing Yi Building, I immediately thought that the Tsing Yi Building must be very rich.

Casinos, brothels, and killer organizations are the most profitable businesses in the world.

I'm not planning to take over Tsingyi Building, I'm planning to be a vote of Tsingyi Building Louzhu, which can be regarded as robbing the rich and helping the poor, robbing his rich and helping my poor.

I packed up my little luggage, checked out of the guest room, and saw a strange little stall next to the inn, with long sticks tied with straw, and many things stuck like hawthorn balls, some of which looked like It is a special kind of noodle maker, but it is said to be a noodle maker, and it exudes a very sweet aroma of sugar. There is a small stove next to it boiling fresh syrup, and a boy in white with a sword is pouting in front of the stall and blowing something. While instructing him to play, the stall owner stretched out his hand and quickly squeezed the syrup-like thing into a swordsman-like figure.

I was so curious, I took a few steps closer, stood on the side, and watched the stall owner making sugar figures.

The boy's breath was obviously not long enough, he stopped opening his mouth, took a big breath, and pouted his mouth to blow again.

The stall owner's hands are very skillful. The boy changed the air twice, and the hollow swordsman sugar figure was pinched, and the lines from the face to the saber were lifelike. I also kind of want one. When the boy takes the candy Man, I took a step forward, before I could speak, a middle-aged attendant was about to reach out and push me. I stepped aside, but the attendant was still relentless, holding the sword at his waist, and blocked me. .

I frowned and said, "Have you covered this stall?"

The attendant looked at me coldly and said, "Stand back!"

I'm a little annoyed.

But before I had time to teach that follower a lesson, the boy's half-smiling voice came over, "Old Wei, what are you doing out here with such a fuss? The little girl wants to buy a sugar figurine, so don't scare him into tears." .”

The middle-aged attendant backed away, but still looked at me with that kind of anti-thief eyes. I glared at him, ran to the stall, gestured to the stall owner and said, "I want a guy like him too." Sugar man, you need to be tall, and then... just wear clothes like him, be a little younger, and look like you are wearing this sword."

I pointed to Blood River.

But the young man didn't leave, he looked at me with crooked smiling eyes, followed my words and saw the Blood River Excalibur on my waist, he laughed and said, "Little girl, this sword was brought from a blacksmith shop. Did you lie to you for money? Why are you so ugly?"

The Blood River Excalibur is indeed ugly, red all over, pitted, and the tip of the sword is slightly bent, like a broken Fang Yingkan, but I don't allow others to call it ugly.

I was a little unhappy and said: "My sword is so sharp that I can't even find a scabbard for it in the world. It can cut your sword off with just one light touch."

The young man laughed even harder, and said: "I don't believe it, my sword is a famous sword in the world, it cuts iron like mud, not to mention this ugly sword, even if the Baiyun City Lord comes, I dare not say cut it off."

I don't know who the owner of Baiyun City is, but I can tell at a glance that this young man's sword is a good sword, but it is definitely not a magic weapon. It's just that I am too lazy to quarrel with him, and continue to make gestures to let the stall owner blow me sugar.

The stall owner said: "This sugar figurine looks good when you blow it up, but many people are afraid of getting dirty. If the little girl eats it by herself, just like this little boy, I will pinch it while blowing it by herself. Let me blow it, it will look better this way."

I hesitated for a while, and asked the boy, "Is the sugar man delicious?"

The boy gave me a bright smile, then bit off the head of the swordsman sugar man, and said vaguely: "It's okay, it smells like roasted sugar, very sweet."

I decided to blow it myself and let the stall owner pinch it.

I spent [-] Wen and got a beautiful sugar figurine. I don't know if it's my illusion, but I always feel that the face I described to the stall owner... looks like Zhan Zhao and Fang Yingkan.

The boy still stood aside and did not leave. Seeing me staring blankly at the sugar figure, he asked me again: "Little girl, from your accent, you are from another place? You still have a package, do you have a place to go?"

I ignored him, took the candy figurine and left, the boy yelled several times behind me.

I dropped the chatter.