Sand Sculpture Master System [Rebirth]

September seems to be a blink of an eye. In the first few days of the month, it was still so hot that we poured cold water on our bodies every day. At some point, it became cold. Everyone began to change into thick pajamas silently, and no longer kicked the quilt smartly at night.

By the time I realize that summer is over, a thin layer of fallen leaves has been added to the campus.

"Eleventh is a statutory holiday, and there are seven days off, and the third year of high school must also be released." Lao Ma stood on the podium and said, "But I believe that the homework of each subject is enough for everyone to feel the sincerity of the teachers."

There was laughter all over the place.Luo Han lifted a thick stack of papers and wanted to wave it in the air, but his hand slipped and he missed it, and a flower of heavenly maidens came out of the air, smashing them all on his head.

The ceiling was almost toppled over in the class, but the old horse didn't hold back. He laughed on the podium for about ten seconds, and then waved his hand and said, "Okay, be quiet for a while."

"I have communicated with your teachers of various subjects. There is no strict inspection standard for this homework. You can choose weak questions to do first, and you don't have to complete the task too much." Lao Ma said, his expression gradually became serious, "Look at the blackboard In the upper right corner, there are 249 days before the college entrance examination. Remember not long ago? When I just went from the beginning of the 3 to the beginning of the 2.”

"It's so fast." Qi Yue sighed with emotion in a low voice.

The classroom suddenly became quiet, and the smiles on everyone's faces gradually faded—they couldn't smile.jpg.

"The further you go, the more important the strategies and methods of learning are. The college entrance examination will never select talents who move bricks. Endurance and stupid learning are two different things." Lao Ma said with a smile, "Actually, I hope that everyone can use these seven days of vacation. It can not only check for leaks and make up for vacancies, but also relax and take a good breath. After that, there will be no long holidays, and you may not be able to relax during the Chinese New Year. Relatives will definitely be annoying to death when they come and ask."

There was a wry smile in the classroom, and Lao Ma waved his hand, "Anyway, during the seven-day vacation, play and learn as much as you want, and look forward to seeing your bright and shiny faces after returning to school!"

"Is Little Jane going to be discharged soon?" He Xiu asked Ye Si in a low voice.

Ye Si nodded, "On the afternoon of the [-]th, you can pick him up. By the way, when is he having surgery?"

"I just came up with the plan the day before yesterday." He Xiu took out his phone and looked through the chat records, "After being discharged from the hospital, he will stay at school until the end of the month, formally prepare for admission to the hospital in early November, surgery in early December, and the last postoperative review in January, and then... "

"Then if there are no accidents, he can go back to his own school, study hard, take good care of his body, and prepare to take the college entrance examination." Ye Si hissed, "Oh my god, I feel nervous when I hear it, as if I'm going to be on the operating table."

"Don't think about it." He Xiu touched his arm, "You should be nervous about the end of the semester, the top fifteen is very random."

Hearing the words, Ye Si felt a little stressed, and exhaled, "I know."

He Xiu's game match is also on the [-]th, but he has to go home before the match, and it's a bus ticket early tomorrow morning.

"My dad will be back tomorrow." Ye Si lazily walked towards the school gate with his schoolbag on one shoulder, "It's just the two of us tonight. What do you want for supper?"

"It's all right." He Xiu said, "How do you eat before you live in school?"

"Let's take out." Ye Si recalled with difficulty: "Usually order fried rice, and occasionally order two skewers."

He Xiu heard the words and sighed, "Don't take out, I'll cook when I get back, and see what's in your refrigerator."

"You know how to cook?" Ye Si was taken aback, "What will you do?"

"Tomato scrambled eggs, simple soup, and some cooked dishes. The most complicated one is braised pork ribs." He Xiu said, "It's home cooking anyway, but it's definitely healthier than takeaway."

"Okay." Ye Si's eyes lit up when he heard this. In fact, the dishes He Xiu mentioned were not amazing, but he just felt very excited, and wished he could go home and eat two bowls of rice right now.

"Do you want to go to the late-night supermarket?" Ye Si suddenly jumped up excitedly, "The supermarket near my house is open until eleven o'clock, and there is still nearly half an hour left."

He Xiu made a decisive decision, "Let's go."

The two started running immediately, without any burden of school grass, like two elementary school students running wildly.Ye Si ran to the school gate and quickly stopped a car. He drove fast all the way, and arrived at the gate of the supermarket in less than 5 minutes.

"Get the car!" Ye Si shouted, He Xiu pulled a small car and put his schoolbag in it.

The staff looked up at the time, "The door will close in 10 minutes."

"We know!" Ye Si said, swung his schoolbag into the car, and patted He Xiu on the shoulder, "Wonderful Frog! Let's go!"

I have never felt that the lights in the supermarket are so bright, and the bgm is so warm and cheerful.

He Xiu was pushing the cart, and Ye Si was beside him with his hands in his pockets, bouncing forward.

"Or just eat this." Ye Si casually picked up a box of army pot base ingredients from the shelf, and flew into the car with a whoosh, "Trade pot!"

"Yes." He Xiu nodded, "Then buy more vegetables and meat."

"Sure!" Ye Si said, throwing several cans of luncheon meat into the car, and the car went around to another row of shelves, the snack area, so Ye Si threw them into the car while jumping in front. After a while, Potato chips, jelly and beef jerky piled up a carload.

He Xiu didn't say anything, and silently partitioned the car, put the two people's schoolbags next to each other in a corner, and then put those who were afraid of pressure together, and those who were not afraid of pressure, the arrangement was clear.

"It seems that the hair shampoo is almost gone." Ye Si suddenly remembered, turned around and started to jump towards the cosmetics, "Here is one! Here is the peach one you usually use!"

He Xiu couldn't help laughing, "Did Pikachu skip around?"

"I'm a happy Pikachu tonight, just jumping around." Ye Si screamed, "To Peach Shampoo! Let's go!"

"You wait for me." He Xiu laughed so hard that his hands became weak, and he pushed the car with some stuck wheels over with extra strength.

The second piece of peach shampoo was half price, and Ye Si bought two large bottles at once. When he saw the cute lazy toothbrush, he bought another set and threw them all in the car.

"There are still 10 minutes." He Xiu glanced at his phone, "Leave 5 minutes to check out, let's go to the fresh food section."

"No problem!" Ye Si waved his big hand forward, but he turned around leisurely, turned into the shelf next to him, and shouted strangely from a distance: "Division of labor! Pikachu, go to beer, wine, peach wine! Let's go! "

He Xiu laughed so hard that he didn't even want to leave, he wished he could sit in the car laughing for an hour.

He pushed the cart and walked silently to the shelf where Yeth disappeared—Pikachu was very dedicated, and he was still diligently hopping on his legs where no one was watching, and he missed putting two small ears on his head.

He Xiu couldn't help but took out his mobile phone and took a picture behind his back. He forgot to turn off the sound, and there was a very abrupt click.

"Pikachu found the enemy!" Ye Si suddenly pulled out a bottle of red wine from the shelf, and turned to He Xiu, "Da da da! Da da da! Da...fuck."

Ye Si couldn't take it anymore, he laughed tremblingly, he quickly stuffed the wine back before his hand softened, and leaning on the shelf, he said, "I'm really a fucking dick."

There was no one in the supermarket at the moment. After laughing enough, Ye Si casually smoked a few bottles of wine and put them in the car. Together, the two of them swept half the carload of fat beef, various meatballs, vegetable tofu, etc., and bought a whole bag full of them. The cart was pushed towards the cash register.

At the checkout, the cashier lady looked at their uniforms and asked, "Are you guys just finished school?"

"Yes." Ye Si casually took apart a lollipop that had been scanned and put it into his mouth, "Guess which school we are from."

"Yinghua." The cashier lady smiled and pointed at his collar, "Your school badge."

"That's right." Ye Si looked down and laughed, "I'm stupid."

"Are all the boys in your school so handsome?" The cashier lady swept the last one over, then stretched out a large plastic bag and quickly stuffed it into it, and said with a smile, "I've never seen one when I passed by Yingzhong before." So many handsome guys."

"Of course not." Ye Si grabbed He Xiu's neck, "Both of us are at the school level."

"Oh." The cashier lady smiled even more happily.

There were two huge bags of things. He Xiu originally wanted to carry them alone, but Ye Si refused. In the end, the two of them carried one bag each, and the one in Ye Si's hand was slightly lighter.

"I'm going to eat the cake roll I just bought when I get home." Ye Si licked his lips and said, "I'll go to such a big lump of cream, it looks very sweet."

"Okay." He Xiu subconsciously stretched out his hand to touch through the bag, touched the outline of the cake box, "Go back and cut it open for you, and open a bottle of yogurt."

"I'm so happy." Ye Si sighed, "It's just the two of us tonight, without my dad, and without Wen Chen and the others. Damn, you can eat and drink like crazy, or study, or do whatever you want, but I just feel like I can't be too busy tonight. It's over."

He Xiu nodded, walked downstairs, and while Ye Si was looking for the unit door key, he said in a low voice, "Can I kiss you today without being disturbed."

Ye Si blushed, took a long time to open the door, and muttered, "No one bothered you before, we were always in a hurry."

"We are too unprofessional." He Xiu said immediately.

Ye Si nodded, "It's a bit. Hey, but I think this kind of thing needs to be practiced, you need to get in, you know? After a lot of time, I will stop at the same place tacitly before you want me, and I won't Like before, it's always like I just turned my head when you approached me..."

Before Ye Si finished speaking, He Xiu suddenly approached.The voice-activated lights in the corridor were brightly on. Although there was no one there, the cramped space was still a bit exciting.

There was heat on his lips, and then He Xiu quickly backed away, "Like this."

Ye Si nodded slowly, his eyes were confused, "Yes... that's... not bad. So... we still need to practice."

The two of them went into the room to change their shoes, He Xiu started to prepare the army pot directly, and Ye Si picked out the toiletries and took them to the bathroom.

He also found a set of pajamas for He Xiu, specially selected white ones, as well as towels, bath towels, the lazy toothbrush he just bought, bath slippers...

"I cut the cake for you and put it on the plate." He Xiu shouted from the kitchen, "What kind of yogurt do you want?"

"Strawberry!" Ye Si yelled, "I found all the towels."

"Okay. You can put it on the sofa." He Xiu replied casually in the kitchen.

sofa?

Ye Si's hands froze.

Sofa...

The time when He Xiu came to live at home before, he lived on the sofa and He Xiu lived on the bed, and there was another time when both of them got drunk and slept on the carpet all night, of course that time can't be counted.

So……

Ye Si hissed, threw the towel onto the sink, grabbed the pajamas and went out with a shy face.

He Xiuxiu tidied up the refrigerator. He bought a lot of things this time, and he needed to move them around to put them all in order.

Ye Si went to the table, took a large piece of cake from Pikachu's small plate with a fork, stuffed it into his mouth, and said casually while sucking the cream: "Are you sleeping on the sofa?"

The movements of He Xiu's hands paused, and it took a long time before he said, "Mainly, I think sleeping together...it seems inappropriate now."

"It's nothing inappropriate." Ye Si said immediately, "It's so normal to sleep at the same table, what do you think?"

"That's true." He Xiu blushed and nodded towards the refrigerator.

"That's it." Ye Si took a long breath, smiled again in a blink of an eye, and threw the pajamas on the table, "Then you wear this suit, white! You must like it!"

He Xiu hummed lightly.

He Xiu prepared the troop pot, and Ye Si went to take a shower first.He deliberately left the bedroom door open, and left a small gap in the bathroom door, so that when he turned off the water and shampooed, he could vaguely hear the sound of He Xiu messing with things. After a while, he vaguely felt the smell of the army pot, and felt It's amazing.

"You said that if I get admitted to the first two schools." Ye Si asked Sand Sculpture in his mind, "I went to college with Xueshen, will we be able to live like this forever in the future?"

"Really." The sand sculpture yawned in his mind, "Are you looking forward to it?"

"I'm looking forward to it." Ye Si said seriously, clenching his fists unconsciously, "Actually, I have a lot of things I want to do with the God of Learning, and I can plan them after the exam."

Ye Si took a quick shower, poured out the body soap, washed his hair and finished, dried off the water on his body, and ran out in pajama pants and a small vest.

The troop pot was almost done, and it was bubbling and bubbling on the coffee table.The whole room is filled with that hot aroma, which makes people feel hungry all at once.

"Come and eat." He Xiu beckoned, "I cooked everything I just bought, and even ordered ramen."

Ye Si sat down on the sofa, and He Xiu set the table and chopsticks for him. There were two spoonfuls of soup in the bowl, and there were fat beef balls in it.

Ye Si took two sips and put it in his mouth. He could eat whatever he picked up, and everything was delicious.

"Slow down." He Xiu sat next to him and couldn't stop laughing. "You make me think that there is a problem with the cafeteria of Yingzhong School, and the students are starved to death."

Ye Si didn't have time to speak. He looked at the bubbling and trembling veal and tofu rice cakes in the golden pot. It was so hot that he sizzled, and said vaguely: "That's a good time."

He Xiu smiled and sat next to Ye Si, watching Ye Si sitting cross-legged on the sofa, wearing a black vest on his upper body, the vest was attached to his body, and he could faintly see the outline of muscles.

"Yekaqiu." He Xiu whispered, "I really want to sleep together at night."

"Ah." Ye Si almost bit his tongue, swallowed the tofu in his mouth, almost rolled his eyes when it was so hot, and stared at him for a long time before saying: "Yes, you are cowardly?"

"No." He Xiu said immediately, and then sighed after a pause, "I just feel..."

Ye Si waited for a long time, but he didn't wait for He Xiu to feel anything.He put down his chopsticks, and suddenly the house was very quiet, except for the sound of the military pot bubbling.

Gumbling.

"Cough." Ye Si leaned back and stretched his vest to fan the wind, "It's okay, it's really okay. Hey, listen to me, we've been sleeping head to head for so long every day, so we're definitely fine."

"Yeah." He Xiu looked at the palm of his hand. After a while, Ye Si suddenly lifted his buttocks to a place far away from him, flickered on the sofa, and the heat of being next to him disappeared all of a sudden. .

"Ahem." Ye Si began to cough unnaturally, "Ahem, I just ate tofu and it was scalded to death. I wiped it. It's so hot that I can't even sit still..."

"Yesi." He Xiu suddenly called out to him, and Ye Si's words got stuck in his throat, and he suddenly lost his voice.

The living room was eerily quiet for a few seconds.

Small hot pot: chug chug chug.

Ye Si felt his scalp go numb like an electric shock, and he let out a slow "Huh?"

He Xiu didn't say a word, and after a while Ye Si suddenly jumped up, "Damn it, you're swallowing too loudly, don't you think you're going to eat me?"

He Xiu turned his head and looked at him when he heard the words, "It's you, you were the one who swallowed and spit, and made a gurgling sound just now."

"Ah?" Ye Si showed a confused expression, "Is it me...?"

The air conditioner was not turned on at home, and there was still a small pot burning next to it. Yesi was so hot that he couldn't sit still.He raised his buttocks and wanted to stand up to look for the remote control of the air conditioner, but the moment he got up, his mind was spinning for some reason, and he suddenly had a heart attack and sat down on his buttocks hard.

The moment he sat down, Ye Si stretched out his hand to grab He Xiu. Almost at the same time, He Xiu squeezed over, and the two of them were piled on top of each other in an instant.

Ye Si was crushed under the ground, and he almost lost his breath. He pushed He Xiu twice to gain room for himself to breathe. After taking a few breaths, he cursed, "Are you a fucking dog?"

"Yes." He Xiu said.

"..." Ye Si was stunned for a moment, and after staring at the complicated-looking student above him for a moment, he suddenly coughed out of laughter and almost pushed He Xiu off his body.

The sofa broke down and screamed twice, He Xiu said in a low voice, "Be careful, your sofa doesn't seem very strong."

"Fuck, your sofa isn't strong." Ye Si grabbed his shoulders hard, "Go back and try a fight on your sofa, and see how your sofa responds."

"Is this a fight?" He Xiu looked at him seriously.

"Almost." Ye Si took a deep breath, feeling that his skin was so thick that there was no place to put it, "I'll help first..."

"I'll come." He Xiu said quickly.

……

……

At 12:30, the whole world seemed to be quiet.

Only the two people who were sticking together had some random breathing.

Ye Si was a little irritable, and stretched out his hand to push He Xiu away from him, leaning half of his body on the back of the sofa, and the other half took up most of the side of the sofa.Half of He Xiu's body was on the sofa on the other side, and the other half of his body was hanging obliquely in the air, barely maintaining his balance on one leg.

After a long time, Ye Si took a deep breath and cursed.

"Are you okay?" He Xiu asked in a low voice.

Ye Si didn't say a word, his scalp started to explode again.

Logically speaking, the seventeen or eighteen-year-old guy has lived in harmony with his right hand for many years, so it cannot be said that he has never seen the big world.

He hissed, grabbed He Xiu's hand in disbelief, and looked hard in front of his eyes.

"Damn." He Xiu couldn't hold back his laughter, and then said "Hey—" and slid off the sofa without supporting his legs. He pushed the coffee table half a meter away, and fell on his back. On the carpet, one hand was still held in front of Ye Si's eyes.

"Let me go." He Xiu said with a smile, "Let me close the pot, it's going to boil dry."

Ye Si let go of his hand, raised his hand first and pressed twice on the induction cooker, and the hot pot finally quieted down.

He Xiu lay on his back on the ground for a while before slowly sitting up, "Do you still eat?"

"Damn it." Ye Si said, and glanced at the pots, pans, and paper towels on the coffee table from the corner of his eye... "Throw them all away, and throw them downstairs."

He Xiu couldn't stop laughing, coughing and went to the kitchen to get a garbage bag, poured the almost dry bottom of the pot into it, and then quickly cleaned up the paper towels on the table.

As soon as he tied the garbage bag, Ye Si jumped up from the sofa, took a deep breath, "I'll go down and throw it away."

"I'll go, you rest." He Xiu said as he walked out, Ye Si rushed over from behind, snatched the garbage bag as if stealing the ball, and pushed open the security door, "I'll go ! I'm going out to blow some air!"

He Xiu looked at the stubborn lock of hair on the top of his head, and couldn't help laughing again. After laughing for a long time, he closed the door and went back to pick up the bowls and chopsticks.

In fact, there is nothing to clean up, just a small cooking pot, a bowl, and a pair of chopsticks, and it will be done in 2 minutes.He Xiu tidied up and glanced down from the window. Ye Si was slowly walking towards the big trash can not far away with a garbage bag in his hand.

After thinking about it, he sent a message to Ye Si, "I'm taking a shower."

Ye Si also brought his mobile phone with him when he went out, so he replied calmly with "um".

The bathroom wasn't completely dry yet, but He Xiu was a little dazed. It wasn't until he stood under the faucet for a while that he realized that Ye Si had just finished taking a shower here.

The small space was filled with the familiar smell of peaches. He Xiu took a deep breath and gently moved his shoulders and cervical spine under the hot water.

It's a very magical thing to like someone, just like... It's obviously of the same nature, and I don't feel much after doing it for a few years, but Ye Si can almost destroy everyone else.

He Xiu shook his head violently under the hot water, a few drops of water splashed into his ears, and the hollow tinnitus finally interrupted the messy things in his mind.

"I'm back." Ye Si yelled from outside, "It's almost cleared up outside, I turned off the lights in the living room."

He Xiu quickly turned off the tap, "Okay. I'm almost done washing, if you're sleepy, go to bed first."

Ye Si muttered a few inaudible words outside, and then raised his voice and shouted: "I'm not sleepy at all, you can wash yours."

He Xiu quickly took a shower and washed his hair again. After a few minutes, he stepped out of the shower with the same peach smell as Ye Si, and wiped his hair with the towel Ye Si prepared for him.

It was hot and humid in the bathroom.After hesitating for a while, He Xiu only put on the pajama pants Ye Si prepared for him, and a black vest on his upper body, and then gently opened the bathroom door with the pajamas.

"Yekachu, can I wear this?" He Xiu asked in a low voice, walking out from behind the door slowly.

On the bed: "Huh..."

"..."

He Xiu silently watched the guy sleeping on the quilt, his Adam's apple moved, and after a long time he put his pajamas on the stool beside him.

"Hey." He Xiu called him angrily, a little confused, "Yekaqiu?"

"call……"

"Yes." This time he made a little noise, with some helplessness, "5 minutes ago he said he wasn't sleepy at all."

Ye Si suddenly raised his hand and scratched his face. In his sleep, his hands were neither light nor heavy, and he obviously grasped hard. He frowned vigorously, then raised his hand and rubbed it twice, turned over and changed the direction and continued to ride the quilt. call.

He Xiu suddenly wanted to laugh.

He just remembered an emoji of Pikachu rubbing his face frantically, which was quite similar to Ye Si.

I wanted to lie on the bed at night and say a few more words. Although I didn't know what to say, I just wanted to stay quietly and talk.

Or don’t say anything, you can just stay in a daze, or fold the little ears on the tissue paper.

But Ye Si fell asleep just like that, heartless.

He Xiu sighed with some melancholy, turned off the light in the bedroom, and went to bed gropingly.

The curtains were only drawn with a layer of gauze, and the moonlight shone in on the bed.There was at least two strokes of distance between him and Ye Si, but he didn't dare to move any further.The smell of peach shampoo exudes from Ye Si's hair and body, it is so fragrant, he is afraid that if he gets a little closer, he can't help but bury his head in it and inhale it.

Kind of embarrassing.

"Yekaqiu." He Xiu couldn't help but yelled angrily, and then suppressed his voice again, "Just leave your boyfriend and sleep alone."

no response.

He Xiu could only sigh, turned over and wanted to take the phone to play games for a while, but when the light suddenly lit up, he subconsciously turned it off again, afraid of disturbing Ye Si.

Ye Si only sleeps five or six hours a day now, and the rest of the time is spent on study except for eating and going to the bathroom, and he has obviously lost weight.

After eating so much night grass, I didn't get fat at all.

He Xiu sighed again.

The excitement of the fight just now is gone, and there is only distress left.

Ye Si suddenly let out a sound in a daze. He was originally riding the quilt with his back to him, but suddenly turned over and rode back, raised his hand, and slapped him on the arm.

He Xiu: "..."

Ye Si touched He Xiu's slippery arm, rubbed it up, down, left, and right, and muttered, "What the hell."

He Xiu: "..."

After a few seconds, Ye Si suddenly sniffed and opened his eyes in bewilderment.He squinted his eyes and looked at He Xiu for a while, then asked loudly, "Boyfriend?"

He Xiu hurriedly hummed, and stroked his back with his hand, "Are you dreaming?"

"What the hell." Ye Si repeated loudly, frowning and muttering a few words in Pikachu's language that humans can't understand, and then stretched his arms, "Come and hug."

"Hmm..." He Xiu's scalp began to tingle. Yekaqiu, who was half asleep and half awake, was about ten times more lethal than before. It was as big as a million volts. Before he could turn his head around, his body passed by.

The distance between the two narrowed from two strokes to half a stroke. He Xiu stretched his arms around Ye Si, put his hands on his back, and whispered, "Go on to sleep."

"Okay." Ye Si closed his eyes, and when he was confused, he spoke loudly and crisply.

"The cake roll is delicious." Ye Si said loudly with his eyes closed, "Invincible and sweet", and licked the corner of his lower lip.

He Xiu looked at him for a while, and couldn't help but leaned up to touch his lips.

This time without touching with his teeth, he blushed and sucked Hanyes' lips, and then quickly backed away, panting twice in a low voice.

Ye Si closed his eyes and hummed twice, "Yes, that's the smell."

The author has something to say: One person and two eggs eat the army pot.

Miserable, eat meat.Buddha Egg picked up a chopstick of fat beef and put it into a small bowl of Pikachu.

ok.After the miserable egg is eaten, pick up a pair of rice cakes with chopsticks and put them into a small bowl of Miaowa, Buddha eggs, and eat rice cakes.

I eat.Buddha egg hurriedly nodded, and after eating the rice cake, he picked up a shrimp ball with chopsticks, and the miserable egg ate shrimp!

Miserable egg: Buddha egg eats beef brisket!

Buddha Egg: Miserable Eating Luncheon Meat!

Miserable egg: Buddha egg eats fish tofu!

The person who was typing on the keyboard suddenly stood up and grabbed an egg with each hand. Believe it or not, I will put you two in the pot right now?

You are too scary.The miserable egg screamed, why are you so irritable!

Don't be afraid.Fodan said calmly, I was often emotionally unstable before, and occasionally I would suddenly become irritable.

Yeah?Miserable shocked, when?

Fodan paused, then whispered, just... before you came to the egg nest.

Miserable Dan's eggshell turned red, and said in a low voice, cough, don't say that, it's because Rangdan is embarrassed.

I really let go.The person who was typing on the keyboard said with a blank expression, I feel sorry for both of you.

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Miserable: Look!airplane!

Buddha Egg: Look.airplane.

Miserable: Aunts in the comment area, be serious!

Buddha egg: Well, let those who type on the keyboard feel at ease.