Sand Sculpture Master System [Rebirth]
Chapter 41 The Scorching Sun of Class 4
Ye Si felt that He Xiu might be the biggest cancer in the bathhouse. Once the cancer was gone, he would wake up and exude a calm, self-sustaining, rational and calm radiance from head to toe.
But at the same time, he also discovered that the prerequisite for maintaining the above state is not to think about what happened just now, especially not to think about He Xiu, as soon as these two words appear in his mind, it is very bad.
It's hard to fight against the perception that keeps coming out of his mind, the more he doesn't think about He Xiu, the more those two words pop out of his mind.Until Ye Si kicked the water pipe fiercely and shouted: "Garlic bastard!"
The roar was echoed in the empty but circuitous and complicated bathhouse, Ye Si stared at the air for two seconds, and then burst out with anger, feeling that the tense nerve had finally loosened.
"What a mess." He muttered a little bluntly.
The hair was not too dry, it was so wet and dripping out.Ye Si sent a message to Song Yi as he went downstairs: Where are you?
Song Yi: I just finished eating and I plan to go for a walk in the playground, are you coming?
Ye Si: Go back to the dormitory and find me, there is something urgent.
Song Yi: Huh?
Jess: Urgent, hurry back.
Song Yi: Okay, don't worry, I'll go back right away.
"Done the wash?" He Xiu stood at the bottom looking at him, and handed Wang Xiaoji over.
Ye Si picked up his phone, "Where's your Coke?"
"I'm done drinking." He Xiu said, "I'm so thirsty, I'll be gone in a few sips."
Ye Si said oh, picked up pull ring with one hand and poured it all into his stomach in one breath. He didn't like the taste of herbal tea very much, and he was still sluggish, but this meeting was probably what he needed.
"Go back and put your things away, there is still half an hour." He Xiu said, "There is still time to go to the side of the cafeteria to buy some fried noodles and Kanto cooking."
Ye Si casually picked up the bathing things he put beside him, "I'll take it back for you."
"Huh?" He Xiu looked at him, "Then what should I do?"
"Go and buy me a finger pancake outside the school gate, okay?" Ye Si pouted, "I'm starving to death, I want to eat finger pancakes with meat floss, ham, egg, and barbecue sauce, and a cup of finger pancakes next door yogurt."
He Xiu burst out laughing, "It takes 15 minutes to get to the bakery from here, and I have to buy things, and then come back to study, why don't you let me run to my death."
Ye Si immediately continued with a cheeky face: "But I will cheer you up..."
"I didn't say no." He Xiu hooked the corner of his mouth, "Then you take your things back, wait for me in the classroom, and leave the back door for me."
"Okay." Ye Si nodded quickly.
Ye Si walked back with the things of the two of them, and stood at the door of the dormitory until He Xiu disappeared from sight before going back.
Within 2 minutes of entering the house, there was a sound of desperate footsteps in the corridor, sweeping all the way, Song Yi pushed the door open, "Who are you doing?!"
"No one." Ye Si sighed and waved his hands, "Come here, I have something to trouble you."
"Ah? Don't fight." Song Yi took a deep breath, "I thought that just after the ball game, which class would be so angry that they would start a fight. No, why are you being so polite? Just talk about it if you have something to do."
Ye Si absent-mindedly hummed twice, sat on his stool and swept him from head to toe, "Can you turn around?"
"What's the matter, you're just nagging." Song Yi twisted his body, "What's wrong?"
"Take off your clothes and pants," Ye Si said.
"Oh...ah?" Song Yi turned his head as soon as he grabbed his collar, "What are you doing?"
Ye Si frowned and thought for a while, "Hurry up, today... I found a bone on my body that was particularly crooked when I was taking a shower. I was shocked. I will compare it with yours."
"Oh." Song Yi nodded, "Which one? Should I take off my pants?"
"It's quite long, that kind of long bone." Ye Si thought for a while, "From the back all the way to the buttocks."
"That's called the spine." Song Yi said, took off his shirt, and put two thumbs into the waistband of his trousers, and directly pulled off the outer pants and underwear.
"Are my bones straight?" Song Yi shook his head, "Are my gluteus maximus toned?"
Ye Si looked unbearable.
Song Yi shook for a while to see that Ye Si didn't say anything else, then bent down and picked up the pants from his ankle, "Is it alright? It's weird, I put them on..."
"Wait a minute." Ye Si's mind was a little confused, "don't wear it yet, let's go to the bathroom to have a look."
"Fuck, are you poisonous?" Song Yi turned his head abruptly, "There is a bright window in the bathroom, and there is a small playground outside."
"There are curtains." Ye Si stood up and tugged his arm, and coaxed him in a daze, "I just have a comparison in the mirror, or I can't see clearly, oh please, please."
"Wait a minute!" Song Yi was almost tugged by him, and said with a glare, "Then I have to put on my pants too, and I'll take them off when I get there! You fucking let me run over with my butt naked?"
"Ah." Ye Si frowned, "Then hurry up."
Song Yi cursed along the way, and when he reached the bathroom, he closed the curtains first, then turned on the lights, and looked around.
"There's no one in the dormitory now." Ye Si urged, "Hurry up, take off, aren't you a man?"
"Men also have self-respect." Song Yi scolded, "Don't rush! If you want to see someone undress, wait patiently!"
"Fuck." Ye Si was amused by him, but then frowned again.
Song Yi took off his clothes and turned his back to him. After two seconds, he didn't hear Ye Si's words. He was about to open his mouth to ask if you finished watching, when he heard a beep from behind, which startled him and turned his head suddenly, "What the hell are you doing? "
Ye Si turned on the faucet and stared at him with a frown, "Ah... I want to wash my hands when I see the faucet."
"I call you uncle." Song Yi scolded: "Can you respect me a little?"
"I'm sorry." Ye Si said, "Can you turn around again? Just one last time."
When Song Yi turned away from cursing, he took a deep breath and turned on the faucet again.
wow——
No, nothing.
It's strange, in fact, Song Yi's figure is not bad strictly speaking, let alone he doesn't have that kind of thought, he will feel troubled if he looks at it a few more times.
This shows that he doesn't like men. Maybe... just now, it's a neurological disorder?Can you explain it that way?
"I'm getting dressed." Song Yi scolded, and pulled up his pants twice, "I can't play with you, you know how to mess with me every day, and those who don't know think you are fucking in love with me. "
Ye Si shuddered, "What the hell are you talking about!"
"Fuck, what are you shouting?" Song Yi yelled back, "I let you spoil me!"
Ye Si stared at him for a long time, both of them were panting heavily, after a while Ye Si smiled again, and he pressed his forehead helplessly, "Blame me, blame me, my tailbone is still not good, I'm a little upset, right? Staying brother, I will invite our team to have a barbecue and bring you with me in the evening."
"You have to take me with you." Song Yi muttered, then turned back to stand with him, straightened his clothes, "Let's go, go back to the school building? I'll go home on weekends and ask my mother to make a mess for you , I fell on roller skating when I was a child, and it got muddy for two days, it seems to be useful."
Ye Si nodded casually.
Sanqi is a fart, his mind is full of confusion now.
He Xiu came in by stepping on the evening study bell. As soon as his buttocks landed on the stool, the old horse came in through the front door and even glanced at the back door.
He Xiu returned an apologetic look, and put the things he was carrying on Ye Si's lap.
There are two small bags in a plastic bag, which are two sets of cakes.The yogurt was carried alone in a small cloth pocket, and the pancakes were not warmed by hand, and it was still a little cold after running all the way.
"Let's eat." He Xiu whispered, "The ham is gone, I asked him to reduce the sauce, it just doesn't taste good, you can eat it by yourself."
Ye Si hummed, looked up at the old horse, the old horse nodded helplessly, so Ye Si took out a cake and untied the bag.
The finger cake is delicious, the meat floss is very fragrant, and it is also mixed with some crunchy seaweed.But Ye Si couldn't help but look to the side while he was eating.He Xiu took another one and took a bite while flipping through the manga.
Both the skin and flesh of the manga have been changed, the skin has become a math competition question bank, and the flesh has become One Piece.
Feeling party, I only pick these ancient and early works to read.
Ye Siting sighed with emotion, swallowed the biscuit in a few mouthfuls in a hurry, scraped off the yogurt in two mouthfuls, then took out the paper indiscriminately and began to write.
While writing the test paper, he couldn't help but think about what happened just now.
Ye Si put down the half-calculated problem, leaned back calmly, leaned against the back of the chair, and then aimed at He Xiu's back.
Aiming down from the neck, just to the waist, I suddenly felt another panic in my heart.
Hold.
He immediately leaned back on the table, took off the cap of the pen and finished the remaining half of the questions before he calmed down.
Although nothing happened just now, the sense of crisis at that moment was still very strong. It was the feeling that I would be finished if I looked at it one more time. It couldn't be wrong.
The sand sculpture suddenly floated online, "I heard something."
"What?" Jesse asked distractedly.
"I heard that there is a kid who is in the third year of high school and still thinks about it every day. He may not be as happy as the college entrance examination."
Ye Si reacted for two seconds before realizing that this guy was scaring him again, and immediately gritted his teeth and cursed, "Damn, get out."
The sound was not controlled in his mind, and he didn't realize that he had cursed until he finished cursing.
Song Xu, who was tidying up the desk in front of him, looked back in surprise, He Xiu made a move, but didn't ask anything.
After the classroom was quiet for a while, He Xiu asked calmly in his mind: "Did Ye Si talk to his system just now?"
BB didn't go online for a long time, and He Xiu knew that she didn't want to be talked about, so he sighed and said, "You can ignore me, but if you know Ye Si's system, just tell that system, don't make Ye Si angry all the time .”
bb seemed to hold back for a long time and finally couldn't hold back, "Regardless of whether Ye Si has a system or not, you have too much control."
"It's my tablemate." He Xiu said, suddenly remembered something, "If we leak the secret, we will die, but if someone guesses it, will we die if we admit it?"
"If the person who guessed it is very sure, even denying it won't stop him, then he won't die." BB sighed, "Don't ask me, I'm a foolish system."
"Everyone put the things in your hands away," the old horse said.
He Xiu stopped the conversation with BB, and Ye Si just finished the last math to fill in the blanks and raised his head.
"I heard about today's game, it was pretty good, and I saw all the photos posted in the class." Lao Ma sighed with a smile, "It's a pity that I didn't go with you, I will definitely go to the next game. "
Luo Han raised his hand, "In the next round, I'll be able to get six and three! Teacher, you can be the president of my cheerleading squad!"
Qi Yue immediately turned around and scolded shamelessly, and the old horse said cheerfully, "Okay, that's the deal."
"I don't need to play in the next game." He Xiu whispered, "Suddenly I feel that participating in the ball game is also very good."
"Really." Ye Si glanced at him and raised the corners of his mouth, "I just said, you didn't believe it before."
"Believe it or not." He Xiu reached out and touched the cheer sign placed between his desk and the wall, "It's just better than expected."
Lao Ma continued: "Six advances and three will be played at 05:30 on Friday afternoon, and the next two finals will be on the afternoon before returning to school on Sunday. It will take up some of your weekend rest time, but I hope everyone can understand."
"I understand." Latiao said, "In fact, it would be nice to have a ball game, just to relax and have fun, and it was not to skip class."
Everyone agreed, and Lao Ma breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "Today, I went to the city to conduct a unified survey. At present, our English, Chinese and senior three review progress is the fastest, and the fastest means that you are also a little more tired than other school students. I hope everyone Hold on. There will be mid-term exams on the 28th and 29th at the end of the month, and I hope everyone will be moderately nervous while busy with the ball game."
After the old horse finished talking, everyone continued to study by themselves.Ye Si wrote down the calendar on scratch paper.
The 29th is Friday, and the day after the exam is He Xiu's birthday. The presents haven't been prepared yet, and he hasn't even thought about what to give.
He pressed the phone switch, the screen lit up, and the wallpaper was still the screenshot of the game that He Xiu liked very much.
"Big Han is pulling the crowd." He Xiu whispered, "Take a look."
Ye Si clicked on the group, the name of the group was "Little Wine, Little Pig, Veal, and Lamb after the Group Match", and they made an appointment to have skewers after school.
Ye Si didn't have any objection, so he replied casually, and He Xiu followed him back with an ok expression.Ye Si looked at the two dialog boxes for a while, sighed lightly, and put the phone away.
There are a lot of things to do, there is still a little more than a week before the midterm exam, I haven't thought about the birthday present for He Xiu, and there are still messy things in my mind.
"Another exam." He Xiu frowned suddenly, "I haven't studied for another month."
Ye Si was a little restless at first, but suddenly he was happy, "You still know, you watched Slam Dunk for a month, and you finished watching it."
"Let's make up for it tomorrow." He Xiu said, "Are you still with me?"
"Accompany." Ye Si nodded, "I definitely want to accompany you. My basic knowledge is not solid, let's go together."
He Xiu smiled, "That's great."
Ye Si didn't speak anymore, and lowered his head to write the question, but he was still thinking about it.
In fact, he really wanted to say from the bottom of his heart—not more than the depth of feelings, but in the recent period—compared with Song Yi and Wu Xing, he really would rather stay with He Xiu.
In the beginning, the new friends were willing to learn more, and later they could learn together. What's more, He Xiu is a good person, and he always matches his needs inexplicably. After coming and going, he really became a good friend.
It must be like this, it can't be wrong.
That is, how could I fall in love with a fucking straight man made of titanium alloy and steel in the universe.
Even if he grows up like He Xiu and has a good personality like He Xiu, it won't work.
Not only the team members went to barbecue at night, but also several substitute players, Song Yi, Wu Xing, and four or five girls.
The barbecue stand was taken over by a group of people, and there were not enough stools to sit on, so Ye Si went to the bookstore to ask Brother Shi to borrow some.It took only a few minutes for him to go in and out, and a group of wild beasts over there had already carried all the meat under the plastic film of the boss's house to the stove. "
No one listened to him, everyone was laughing and joking, they didn't know what they were talking about, there were jokes everywhere, and the laughter kept coming and going.
There was a large group of students surrounded by the small yellow light bulbs around the barbecue booth.
Ye Si saw He Xiu at a glance. He Xiu was standing a little far away from everyone, his expression was still calm, and he didn't smile too much. He raised the corner of his mouth and waved when he came out.
Ye Si picked up the plastic stool in his hand and waved back.
"It's all dust! Are you brain-dead!" Song Yi ran over and snatched the stool, "Sir, please sit down quickly, if you do some work, everyone will be killed."
"Get out." Ye Si pushed him, "I'll help the boss to grill skewers, you eat."
"You don't want to eat?" Song Yi was taken aback.
"I eat while roasting." Ye Si smiled, "Eat the hottest batch."
Probably because there were too many people, the boss moved the oven to the side, and led three of the four lamps to the other side of the crowd, leaving only one with the smallest wattage on the stove.
"Brother Chuan, let's chat with everyone." Ye Si walked over and grabbed some cumin barbecue or something and sprinkled it on the stove, heaving a sigh of relief, "Everyone is happy today, don't just stand around Bake it for us and go have a drink or two with everyone."
"Did you win the ball game?" The boss said with a smile, "You can't yell if you win. I have said ten thousand times that my surname is Chen, not Chuaner."
"Understood Brother Chuan, let's go." Ye Si moved a small stool and sat down in front of the grill, "Oh, by the way, bring me some wine, I want ice."
"The stuff in the foam box is not very cold now." The boss said, "I'll take it to the small store for you."
Ye Si nodded, "Okay."
Ye Si put another plastic stool beside him, without calling someone standing next to him, he just silently flipped through the pigs, veal and mutton on the oven with tongs.
Zi la la zi la la, it is so hot that I cry out oil.
He Xiu came over and sat down beside him, "What's wrong with you."
"Huh?" Ye Si looked at him with a smile, "It's nothing. I'll help everyone, reward those who play basketball, and those good people who accompany me to draw signs."
He Xiu breathed a sigh of relief, "I thought you had something on your mind, it seems a little abnormal to come back tonight."
"No." Ye Si smiled, picked up a grilled beef skewer and handed it to He Xiu, and said in a low voice, "Hurry up and eat first, don't let them see God Ye cooking for you."
"Oh." He Xiu lowered his voice cooperatively, "Then Ye Shen, can you sprinkle some salt first? You haven't sprinkled salt yet."
Ye Si almost laughed out loud, "Damn." Holding the salt shaker back and forth a few times, he handed it to He Xiu again, "Is it delicious?"
He Xiu took a bite, "Great salty."
Ye Sile patted his thigh, "You can eat what you want, why are you so particular about it!"
He Xiu didn't speak any more, he lowered his head and ate quite vigorously.The boss just bought wine, kicked a whole box to the crowd, and carried it to Ye Si.
He Xiu opened a can for Ye Si, "You eat too."
"I'm not in a hurry." Ye Si took a few swigs, "Let's have a drink with the evening breeze first."
"Don't drink too much again." He Xiu said, "Jumping into the river last time was okay, but this time if you want to go to the Flame Mountain by pointing at the oven, I really won't accompany you."
"Get out." Ye Si smiled and coughed a few times, "I'll grab you and accompany me, dare not go."
It was getting more and more lively there, Shen Fei and Luo Han lost two fist fights, Jian Mingze rolled up his sleeves to fight for Shen Fei.Song Yi and Wu Xing were pouring wine together, the boss just came to collect a wave of grilled skewers and sent them over, but they were taken away by everyone in a few seconds, leaving only a bare plate, Song Yi was stupid and used iron He knocked on the plate and asked Xu Shanyuefei to play the drum set for her.
It was a quiet night, the whole street was ruined by these gangsters, only a few loud and unrestrained voices mixed together, and the hissing white noise from the nearby oven were left in the world.
It's noisy, but very calming.
Ye Si looked at the distance for a while, and before he knew it, he finished drinking. He lowered his head to grab another bottle, and took the opportunity to turn his head to look at He Xiu.
He Xiu seems to have encountered a difficulty in playing the game recently, oh, it seems not, it is the most supreme material in this game that appeared on this map, what is called the heart of the brave, it is a necessary material for refining top weapons.
Anyway, no matter what it is for, it is crazy liver.
The evening wind was hot, blowing past the oven, Ye Si felt that his eyes were a little blurred by the heat, and his whole body went limp.He drank the second can of wine, opened another can, and found that He Xiu was concentrating on playing games, so he continued to stare at people with confidence.
He Xiu is very handsome, he has known this for a long time, when he first entered the freshman year of high school, he heard that girls were tangling in the post bar about whether the newly promoted school should choose him or a guy named He Xiu who ranked first in the city in the high school entrance examination .As a result, after entering the randomly assigned class, I looked at the list, one class.
Ye Si still remembers that day because his father insisted on accompanying him to report, but then he had to fly away to discuss business, so he was forced to report three hours in advance.When I entered the classroom, there was no one there. I plunged in and walked two steps before I realized that there was no one there. There was a person sitting in the first row by the window, but he was wearing white clothes, and when he sat in the bright white sunlight, he was magically invisible. like.
He still remembered the first time when He Xiu looked back at him calmly and indifferently. At that moment, he felt that this guy was indeed a handsome guy, the kind of handsome guy who was on par with himself, not counting girls who have never seen the world. .
……
The pair of quiet and calm eyebrows and eyes in the distance gradually overlapped with the memory, and Ye Si bent down to grab another can of wine.
So, two years ago... oh no, three years ago, three years ago he met He Xiu for the first time, did he talk?
Oh, I said it, he was quite pleasantly surprised when he saw Dashuai, and said "Hey!" very enthusiastically.
And at that time, he was carrying his schoolbag, and he wanted to wait for the handsome man to give him an enthusiastic response, then go over to sit at the same table with him, or drag him to the last row to hang out together, but the man glanced at him, and then quickly looked away , said rather dullly, "Yeah."
Then Ye Si ran to the last row alone in a daze.
After that, there will be three years in a row in the previous life. One is cold and aggressive, and the other is hot and aggressive, galloping in their respective fields of expertise. Among countless meetings, it is the same old routine of meeting for the first time.
"Hey!" "Hey!!!" "Hey!!!"
"Ah."
I was very discouraged, and I was not reconciled. It was probably the most regrettable and unwilling thing in my previous life other than the sudden death before the college entrance examination.
So, what is that?Is there anything else besides dissatisfaction?Is there something else... three years of fucking life without realizing it?
Ye Si shivered violently, feeling that his thinking was becoming more and more dangerous, so he quickly drank a few sips of wine and let the wind blow to calm him down.
"Drink slowly, don't really drink too much." He Xiu said while staring at the screen intently, "I heard that you are so good at kung fu, you have opened several times, and you still have class tomorrow."
Ye Si looked at him, "You really care about me."
"Because you're my good tablemate. We're Pikachu and Garlic." He Xiu raised his head and smiled at him in the midst of his busy schedule, then lowered his head and continued to look at the game console.
Ye Si twitched the corner of his mouth dryly.
Yes, we are good friends, Pikachu and Garlic.
Pikachu suddenly had a stiff tail before he zoomed in on the garlic bastard, does the garlic bastard know hahahahaha...
Ye Si took a sip of his wine, almost wanting to cry.
It was after one o'clock in the middle of the night when the barbecue bureau disbanded, and a large group of people had more or less drank some wine, so everyone ran outside the fence so blatantly, and helped each other get inside one by one.
Among the few girls, Xu Shanyue was the most dexterous, she helped Qi Yue, Shen Fei and the others to go there, but in the end it was a bit difficult for her.She was held by the people above until half of her feet were trampled, and she hung in the air and shouted: "Whoever is next to me, push me up."
With a blushing face, Song Yi held her leg stiffly and lifted it up, barely pulling her up.
And then there are the boys, jumping over the wall is like making dumplings, each of them is agile and flips over the wall with a plop.
Ye Si got a little dizzy from drinking, staggered, and turned around for a long time without passing. In the end, he and He Xiu were left on the side of the wall. Song Yi whispered: "Can you two do it? Yes, can't you?" Are your feet soft from drinking?"
Ye Si was really confused, he didn't know how much he drank, but he knew that he had borrowed the toilet of the bookstore four or five times, and all the wine brought by Brother Chuan was gone, but He Xiu only drank the first half of the can. He drank the remaining half of the can.
Ye Si took a deep breath, put He Xiu's shoulders on He Xiu's shoulders and tried to maintain his standing, "You - go first."
He Xiu looked at him in embarrassment, "I'll ask you to go up first, you can't stand still anymore."
"Stop talking nonsense!" Ye Si raised his hand and slapped He Xiu's shoulder without exerting any force, and felt that he had counted under his hand, "I let you pass first, and after you pass, watch me show you a supernatural show." Feixian."
Song Yi laughed at the other end of the wall, "Come here quickly, let him perform, we all want to watch."
Ye Si hooked the corner of his mouth, "Go!"
He Xiu had no choice but to step on two broken bricks on the wall and turned over neatly. After turning over, he was about to tell Yesi not to move. He went to see if he could tell the security guard to open the door and forget it. The guy on the other side of the wall jumped, and then grabbed the top of the wall with both hands, and the next second, his head really came over.
"Awesome." Wu Xing sighed, "God Ye who is drunk is still God Ye."
He Xiu also heaved a sigh of relief, and was about to go back to the dormitory quickly, but saw that Ye Si, who had already turned over the wall, had no intention of coming down, but straddled the wall with his legs, adjusted his posture, and just smiled like that Hehe looked down.
The two black eyes were so clean that they glistened with water, and their faces were full of innocent smiles.
It was exactly the same as when I said that I fell into the river and called for help.
He Xiu's heart skipped a beat.
Before the dozen or so students behind had time to leave, Ye Si rode on the wall and pointed at He Xiu and yelled.
"You! New here!"
Everyone stopped in unison.
He Xiu, "..."
Ye Si stared at the most handsome face in the crowd, "I'll give you a chance, I say hey! You say ha! Did you hear that?!"
He Xiu had question marks all over his face, but before he could figure out what kind of magical command it was, he saw Ye Si staggeringly stand up against the wall.
The wall is indeed quite wide, more than 20 centimeters thick, and it is no problem to stand firmly.But the problem is that Ye Si can't stand still now, shaking back and forth.
"I'm just a remnant!" Ye Si pointed at him, "I called out Hey, do you dare to reply? Ah?! Dare you!"
He Xiu was stunned, "Why did you answer?"
"The rules of the rivers and lakes!" Ye Si stomped on the wall, "The rules of the rivers and lakes! Do you understand!"
None of the dozen or so students made a sound. Everyone seemed to be out of their minds from the shock, and just opened their mouths to look at Ye Si and then at He Xiu.
He Xiu said helplessly: "I don't understand the rules of the world, what are you talking about... But if you insist, I can cooperate."
"Really?" Ye Si tried to widen his eyes and pointed at him, "Hey!"
"Ha!" He Xiu yelled loudly, quite unambiguously, and immediately said: "Come down, I will follow you."
Jess pumped his fist in the air, "Hey! Ha! Hey! Ha! Hey!"
"Ha!" He Xiu was helpless, "Yekaqiu, God Ye, hey, general, come down, you have to call all the security guards."
Ye Si hiccupped, "Satisfied!" He looked down and was so dizzy that he couldn't measure the real distance between himself and the ground for a moment. He only saw He Xiu standing by the side with his hands open, so he directly shot into the air with confidence. Step on, "walk" down.
He Xiu subconsciously opened his hands, and that guy hit him like a cannonball, hitting his shoulders with extreme pain.His heart was beating wildly, but he still subconsciously stretched out his hands to support Ye Si's two armpits, preventing him from falling directly to the ground when he landed.
The girls couldn't stand their laughter, Xu Shanyue wiped away her tears, "Yesi is too funny."
"Don't say it." He Xiu sighed, "If you want to save face, don't say it."
A dozen or so students were talking and walking in front, and He Xiu was followed behind with Ye Si hooking his shoulders.
Ye Si didn't know where he was going at all, he thought he had hooked He Xiu's shoulder, but in fact he was following He Xiu all the time.
After walking two steps, Ye Si suddenly straightened his chest again, "Hey!"
"Ha!" He Xiu was convinced, feeling like a fool.
Unlike Ye Si, after all, if he drank too much, he would always be tolerated in terms of IQ.
Only he himself is like a fool.The brightest idiot in the night sky.
"New here!" Ye Si tightly hooked He Xiu's neck, "This code is correct, the boss will cover you for the next three years, you know?"
He Xiu was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at Ye Si in surprise.
The next three years?
He suddenly remembered when he first entered school.Ye Si was wearing a red T-shirt, and walked into the classroom with a look of sleepiness. He didn't seem to notice him at first, so he was able to stare at Ye Si blatantly.As a result, Ye Si suddenly turned around and heyed him, which startled him.
He didn't know what to reply, he didn't have many friends, and he didn't know how to return a friendly greeting that was so rare that he didn't want to ignore it.
So he hummed.
"New here, did you hear what the boss said!" Ye Si was a little dissatisfied, and the hands around his neck were tightened. He Xiu said quickly, "I heard it, the code is hey and ha, and you will cover me from now on."
"Well, that's right." Ye Si finally hooked the corners of his mouth in satisfaction, and after taking two steps, he couldn't move at all, so he simply stopped, hanging on He Xiu's neck like that, and then lowered his head on his shoulder .
"Boss can't walk anymore, take him back to sleep." Ye Si said with a yawn.
The author has something to say: I had a dream last night.Miserable appeared next to the keyboard with two dark circles under his eyes.
The author glanced at him coldly, was it disturbed by me typing on the keyboard?
No, hey.Miserable sighed, don't hold grudges so much, I'm really having a nightmare.
What did you dream about?the author asked.
I dreamed that the Buddha egg kissed me a little, and the miserable egg said with a red eggshell.
The author was stunned, huh?So what to do?
Miserable looked back at the eye egg socket, and grabbed the author's sleeve: I was terrified, so I had to kiss him back.
author:……
The wretched guy sighed, squatting next to the keyboard to hold his face, I am no longer the innocent guy I used to be.
But at the same time, he also discovered that the prerequisite for maintaining the above state is not to think about what happened just now, especially not to think about He Xiu, as soon as these two words appear in his mind, it is very bad.
It's hard to fight against the perception that keeps coming out of his mind, the more he doesn't think about He Xiu, the more those two words pop out of his mind.Until Ye Si kicked the water pipe fiercely and shouted: "Garlic bastard!"
The roar was echoed in the empty but circuitous and complicated bathhouse, Ye Si stared at the air for two seconds, and then burst out with anger, feeling that the tense nerve had finally loosened.
"What a mess." He muttered a little bluntly.
The hair was not too dry, it was so wet and dripping out.Ye Si sent a message to Song Yi as he went downstairs: Where are you?
Song Yi: I just finished eating and I plan to go for a walk in the playground, are you coming?
Ye Si: Go back to the dormitory and find me, there is something urgent.
Song Yi: Huh?
Jess: Urgent, hurry back.
Song Yi: Okay, don't worry, I'll go back right away.
"Done the wash?" He Xiu stood at the bottom looking at him, and handed Wang Xiaoji over.
Ye Si picked up his phone, "Where's your Coke?"
"I'm done drinking." He Xiu said, "I'm so thirsty, I'll be gone in a few sips."
Ye Si said oh, picked up pull ring with one hand and poured it all into his stomach in one breath. He didn't like the taste of herbal tea very much, and he was still sluggish, but this meeting was probably what he needed.
"Go back and put your things away, there is still half an hour." He Xiu said, "There is still time to go to the side of the cafeteria to buy some fried noodles and Kanto cooking."
Ye Si casually picked up the bathing things he put beside him, "I'll take it back for you."
"Huh?" He Xiu looked at him, "Then what should I do?"
"Go and buy me a finger pancake outside the school gate, okay?" Ye Si pouted, "I'm starving to death, I want to eat finger pancakes with meat floss, ham, egg, and barbecue sauce, and a cup of finger pancakes next door yogurt."
He Xiu burst out laughing, "It takes 15 minutes to get to the bakery from here, and I have to buy things, and then come back to study, why don't you let me run to my death."
Ye Si immediately continued with a cheeky face: "But I will cheer you up..."
"I didn't say no." He Xiu hooked the corner of his mouth, "Then you take your things back, wait for me in the classroom, and leave the back door for me."
"Okay." Ye Si nodded quickly.
Ye Si walked back with the things of the two of them, and stood at the door of the dormitory until He Xiu disappeared from sight before going back.
Within 2 minutes of entering the house, there was a sound of desperate footsteps in the corridor, sweeping all the way, Song Yi pushed the door open, "Who are you doing?!"
"No one." Ye Si sighed and waved his hands, "Come here, I have something to trouble you."
"Ah? Don't fight." Song Yi took a deep breath, "I thought that just after the ball game, which class would be so angry that they would start a fight. No, why are you being so polite? Just talk about it if you have something to do."
Ye Si absent-mindedly hummed twice, sat on his stool and swept him from head to toe, "Can you turn around?"
"What's the matter, you're just nagging." Song Yi twisted his body, "What's wrong?"
"Take off your clothes and pants," Ye Si said.
"Oh...ah?" Song Yi turned his head as soon as he grabbed his collar, "What are you doing?"
Ye Si frowned and thought for a while, "Hurry up, today... I found a bone on my body that was particularly crooked when I was taking a shower. I was shocked. I will compare it with yours."
"Oh." Song Yi nodded, "Which one? Should I take off my pants?"
"It's quite long, that kind of long bone." Ye Si thought for a while, "From the back all the way to the buttocks."
"That's called the spine." Song Yi said, took off his shirt, and put two thumbs into the waistband of his trousers, and directly pulled off the outer pants and underwear.
"Are my bones straight?" Song Yi shook his head, "Are my gluteus maximus toned?"
Ye Si looked unbearable.
Song Yi shook for a while to see that Ye Si didn't say anything else, then bent down and picked up the pants from his ankle, "Is it alright? It's weird, I put them on..."
"Wait a minute." Ye Si's mind was a little confused, "don't wear it yet, let's go to the bathroom to have a look."
"Fuck, are you poisonous?" Song Yi turned his head abruptly, "There is a bright window in the bathroom, and there is a small playground outside."
"There are curtains." Ye Si stood up and tugged his arm, and coaxed him in a daze, "I just have a comparison in the mirror, or I can't see clearly, oh please, please."
"Wait a minute!" Song Yi was almost tugged by him, and said with a glare, "Then I have to put on my pants too, and I'll take them off when I get there! You fucking let me run over with my butt naked?"
"Ah." Ye Si frowned, "Then hurry up."
Song Yi cursed along the way, and when he reached the bathroom, he closed the curtains first, then turned on the lights, and looked around.
"There's no one in the dormitory now." Ye Si urged, "Hurry up, take off, aren't you a man?"
"Men also have self-respect." Song Yi scolded, "Don't rush! If you want to see someone undress, wait patiently!"
"Fuck." Ye Si was amused by him, but then frowned again.
Song Yi took off his clothes and turned his back to him. After two seconds, he didn't hear Ye Si's words. He was about to open his mouth to ask if you finished watching, when he heard a beep from behind, which startled him and turned his head suddenly, "What the hell are you doing? "
Ye Si turned on the faucet and stared at him with a frown, "Ah... I want to wash my hands when I see the faucet."
"I call you uncle." Song Yi scolded: "Can you respect me a little?"
"I'm sorry." Ye Si said, "Can you turn around again? Just one last time."
When Song Yi turned away from cursing, he took a deep breath and turned on the faucet again.
wow——
No, nothing.
It's strange, in fact, Song Yi's figure is not bad strictly speaking, let alone he doesn't have that kind of thought, he will feel troubled if he looks at it a few more times.
This shows that he doesn't like men. Maybe... just now, it's a neurological disorder?Can you explain it that way?
"I'm getting dressed." Song Yi scolded, and pulled up his pants twice, "I can't play with you, you know how to mess with me every day, and those who don't know think you are fucking in love with me. "
Ye Si shuddered, "What the hell are you talking about!"
"Fuck, what are you shouting?" Song Yi yelled back, "I let you spoil me!"
Ye Si stared at him for a long time, both of them were panting heavily, after a while Ye Si smiled again, and he pressed his forehead helplessly, "Blame me, blame me, my tailbone is still not good, I'm a little upset, right? Staying brother, I will invite our team to have a barbecue and bring you with me in the evening."
"You have to take me with you." Song Yi muttered, then turned back to stand with him, straightened his clothes, "Let's go, go back to the school building? I'll go home on weekends and ask my mother to make a mess for you , I fell on roller skating when I was a child, and it got muddy for two days, it seems to be useful."
Ye Si nodded casually.
Sanqi is a fart, his mind is full of confusion now.
He Xiu came in by stepping on the evening study bell. As soon as his buttocks landed on the stool, the old horse came in through the front door and even glanced at the back door.
He Xiu returned an apologetic look, and put the things he was carrying on Ye Si's lap.
There are two small bags in a plastic bag, which are two sets of cakes.The yogurt was carried alone in a small cloth pocket, and the pancakes were not warmed by hand, and it was still a little cold after running all the way.
"Let's eat." He Xiu whispered, "The ham is gone, I asked him to reduce the sauce, it just doesn't taste good, you can eat it by yourself."
Ye Si hummed, looked up at the old horse, the old horse nodded helplessly, so Ye Si took out a cake and untied the bag.
The finger cake is delicious, the meat floss is very fragrant, and it is also mixed with some crunchy seaweed.But Ye Si couldn't help but look to the side while he was eating.He Xiu took another one and took a bite while flipping through the manga.
Both the skin and flesh of the manga have been changed, the skin has become a math competition question bank, and the flesh has become One Piece.
Feeling party, I only pick these ancient and early works to read.
Ye Siting sighed with emotion, swallowed the biscuit in a few mouthfuls in a hurry, scraped off the yogurt in two mouthfuls, then took out the paper indiscriminately and began to write.
While writing the test paper, he couldn't help but think about what happened just now.
Ye Si put down the half-calculated problem, leaned back calmly, leaned against the back of the chair, and then aimed at He Xiu's back.
Aiming down from the neck, just to the waist, I suddenly felt another panic in my heart.
Hold.
He immediately leaned back on the table, took off the cap of the pen and finished the remaining half of the questions before he calmed down.
Although nothing happened just now, the sense of crisis at that moment was still very strong. It was the feeling that I would be finished if I looked at it one more time. It couldn't be wrong.
The sand sculpture suddenly floated online, "I heard something."
"What?" Jesse asked distractedly.
"I heard that there is a kid who is in the third year of high school and still thinks about it every day. He may not be as happy as the college entrance examination."
Ye Si reacted for two seconds before realizing that this guy was scaring him again, and immediately gritted his teeth and cursed, "Damn, get out."
The sound was not controlled in his mind, and he didn't realize that he had cursed until he finished cursing.
Song Xu, who was tidying up the desk in front of him, looked back in surprise, He Xiu made a move, but didn't ask anything.
After the classroom was quiet for a while, He Xiu asked calmly in his mind: "Did Ye Si talk to his system just now?"
BB didn't go online for a long time, and He Xiu knew that she didn't want to be talked about, so he sighed and said, "You can ignore me, but if you know Ye Si's system, just tell that system, don't make Ye Si angry all the time .”
bb seemed to hold back for a long time and finally couldn't hold back, "Regardless of whether Ye Si has a system or not, you have too much control."
"It's my tablemate." He Xiu said, suddenly remembered something, "If we leak the secret, we will die, but if someone guesses it, will we die if we admit it?"
"If the person who guessed it is very sure, even denying it won't stop him, then he won't die." BB sighed, "Don't ask me, I'm a foolish system."
"Everyone put the things in your hands away," the old horse said.
He Xiu stopped the conversation with BB, and Ye Si just finished the last math to fill in the blanks and raised his head.
"I heard about today's game, it was pretty good, and I saw all the photos posted in the class." Lao Ma sighed with a smile, "It's a pity that I didn't go with you, I will definitely go to the next game. "
Luo Han raised his hand, "In the next round, I'll be able to get six and three! Teacher, you can be the president of my cheerleading squad!"
Qi Yue immediately turned around and scolded shamelessly, and the old horse said cheerfully, "Okay, that's the deal."
"I don't need to play in the next game." He Xiu whispered, "Suddenly I feel that participating in the ball game is also very good."
"Really." Ye Si glanced at him and raised the corners of his mouth, "I just said, you didn't believe it before."
"Believe it or not." He Xiu reached out and touched the cheer sign placed between his desk and the wall, "It's just better than expected."
Lao Ma continued: "Six advances and three will be played at 05:30 on Friday afternoon, and the next two finals will be on the afternoon before returning to school on Sunday. It will take up some of your weekend rest time, but I hope everyone can understand."
"I understand." Latiao said, "In fact, it would be nice to have a ball game, just to relax and have fun, and it was not to skip class."
Everyone agreed, and Lao Ma breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "Today, I went to the city to conduct a unified survey. At present, our English, Chinese and senior three review progress is the fastest, and the fastest means that you are also a little more tired than other school students. I hope everyone Hold on. There will be mid-term exams on the 28th and 29th at the end of the month, and I hope everyone will be moderately nervous while busy with the ball game."
After the old horse finished talking, everyone continued to study by themselves.Ye Si wrote down the calendar on scratch paper.
The 29th is Friday, and the day after the exam is He Xiu's birthday. The presents haven't been prepared yet, and he hasn't even thought about what to give.
He pressed the phone switch, the screen lit up, and the wallpaper was still the screenshot of the game that He Xiu liked very much.
"Big Han is pulling the crowd." He Xiu whispered, "Take a look."
Ye Si clicked on the group, the name of the group was "Little Wine, Little Pig, Veal, and Lamb after the Group Match", and they made an appointment to have skewers after school.
Ye Si didn't have any objection, so he replied casually, and He Xiu followed him back with an ok expression.Ye Si looked at the two dialog boxes for a while, sighed lightly, and put the phone away.
There are a lot of things to do, there is still a little more than a week before the midterm exam, I haven't thought about the birthday present for He Xiu, and there are still messy things in my mind.
"Another exam." He Xiu frowned suddenly, "I haven't studied for another month."
Ye Si was a little restless at first, but suddenly he was happy, "You still know, you watched Slam Dunk for a month, and you finished watching it."
"Let's make up for it tomorrow." He Xiu said, "Are you still with me?"
"Accompany." Ye Si nodded, "I definitely want to accompany you. My basic knowledge is not solid, let's go together."
He Xiu smiled, "That's great."
Ye Si didn't speak anymore, and lowered his head to write the question, but he was still thinking about it.
In fact, he really wanted to say from the bottom of his heart—not more than the depth of feelings, but in the recent period—compared with Song Yi and Wu Xing, he really would rather stay with He Xiu.
In the beginning, the new friends were willing to learn more, and later they could learn together. What's more, He Xiu is a good person, and he always matches his needs inexplicably. After coming and going, he really became a good friend.
It must be like this, it can't be wrong.
That is, how could I fall in love with a fucking straight man made of titanium alloy and steel in the universe.
Even if he grows up like He Xiu and has a good personality like He Xiu, it won't work.
Not only the team members went to barbecue at night, but also several substitute players, Song Yi, Wu Xing, and four or five girls.
The barbecue stand was taken over by a group of people, and there were not enough stools to sit on, so Ye Si went to the bookstore to ask Brother Shi to borrow some.It took only a few minutes for him to go in and out, and a group of wild beasts over there had already carried all the meat under the plastic film of the boss's house to the stove. "
No one listened to him, everyone was laughing and joking, they didn't know what they were talking about, there were jokes everywhere, and the laughter kept coming and going.
There was a large group of students surrounded by the small yellow light bulbs around the barbecue booth.
Ye Si saw He Xiu at a glance. He Xiu was standing a little far away from everyone, his expression was still calm, and he didn't smile too much. He raised the corner of his mouth and waved when he came out.
Ye Si picked up the plastic stool in his hand and waved back.
"It's all dust! Are you brain-dead!" Song Yi ran over and snatched the stool, "Sir, please sit down quickly, if you do some work, everyone will be killed."
"Get out." Ye Si pushed him, "I'll help the boss to grill skewers, you eat."
"You don't want to eat?" Song Yi was taken aback.
"I eat while roasting." Ye Si smiled, "Eat the hottest batch."
Probably because there were too many people, the boss moved the oven to the side, and led three of the four lamps to the other side of the crowd, leaving only one with the smallest wattage on the stove.
"Brother Chuan, let's chat with everyone." Ye Si walked over and grabbed some cumin barbecue or something and sprinkled it on the stove, heaving a sigh of relief, "Everyone is happy today, don't just stand around Bake it for us and go have a drink or two with everyone."
"Did you win the ball game?" The boss said with a smile, "You can't yell if you win. I have said ten thousand times that my surname is Chen, not Chuaner."
"Understood Brother Chuan, let's go." Ye Si moved a small stool and sat down in front of the grill, "Oh, by the way, bring me some wine, I want ice."
"The stuff in the foam box is not very cold now." The boss said, "I'll take it to the small store for you."
Ye Si nodded, "Okay."
Ye Si put another plastic stool beside him, without calling someone standing next to him, he just silently flipped through the pigs, veal and mutton on the oven with tongs.
Zi la la zi la la, it is so hot that I cry out oil.
He Xiu came over and sat down beside him, "What's wrong with you."
"Huh?" Ye Si looked at him with a smile, "It's nothing. I'll help everyone, reward those who play basketball, and those good people who accompany me to draw signs."
He Xiu breathed a sigh of relief, "I thought you had something on your mind, it seems a little abnormal to come back tonight."
"No." Ye Si smiled, picked up a grilled beef skewer and handed it to He Xiu, and said in a low voice, "Hurry up and eat first, don't let them see God Ye cooking for you."
"Oh." He Xiu lowered his voice cooperatively, "Then Ye Shen, can you sprinkle some salt first? You haven't sprinkled salt yet."
Ye Si almost laughed out loud, "Damn." Holding the salt shaker back and forth a few times, he handed it to He Xiu again, "Is it delicious?"
He Xiu took a bite, "Great salty."
Ye Sile patted his thigh, "You can eat what you want, why are you so particular about it!"
He Xiu didn't speak any more, he lowered his head and ate quite vigorously.The boss just bought wine, kicked a whole box to the crowd, and carried it to Ye Si.
He Xiu opened a can for Ye Si, "You eat too."
"I'm not in a hurry." Ye Si took a few swigs, "Let's have a drink with the evening breeze first."
"Don't drink too much again." He Xiu said, "Jumping into the river last time was okay, but this time if you want to go to the Flame Mountain by pointing at the oven, I really won't accompany you."
"Get out." Ye Si smiled and coughed a few times, "I'll grab you and accompany me, dare not go."
It was getting more and more lively there, Shen Fei and Luo Han lost two fist fights, Jian Mingze rolled up his sleeves to fight for Shen Fei.Song Yi and Wu Xing were pouring wine together, the boss just came to collect a wave of grilled skewers and sent them over, but they were taken away by everyone in a few seconds, leaving only a bare plate, Song Yi was stupid and used iron He knocked on the plate and asked Xu Shanyuefei to play the drum set for her.
It was a quiet night, the whole street was ruined by these gangsters, only a few loud and unrestrained voices mixed together, and the hissing white noise from the nearby oven were left in the world.
It's noisy, but very calming.
Ye Si looked at the distance for a while, and before he knew it, he finished drinking. He lowered his head to grab another bottle, and took the opportunity to turn his head to look at He Xiu.
He Xiu seems to have encountered a difficulty in playing the game recently, oh, it seems not, it is the most supreme material in this game that appeared on this map, what is called the heart of the brave, it is a necessary material for refining top weapons.
Anyway, no matter what it is for, it is crazy liver.
The evening wind was hot, blowing past the oven, Ye Si felt that his eyes were a little blurred by the heat, and his whole body went limp.He drank the second can of wine, opened another can, and found that He Xiu was concentrating on playing games, so he continued to stare at people with confidence.
He Xiu is very handsome, he has known this for a long time, when he first entered the freshman year of high school, he heard that girls were tangling in the post bar about whether the newly promoted school should choose him or a guy named He Xiu who ranked first in the city in the high school entrance examination .As a result, after entering the randomly assigned class, I looked at the list, one class.
Ye Si still remembers that day because his father insisted on accompanying him to report, but then he had to fly away to discuss business, so he was forced to report three hours in advance.When I entered the classroom, there was no one there. I plunged in and walked two steps before I realized that there was no one there. There was a person sitting in the first row by the window, but he was wearing white clothes, and when he sat in the bright white sunlight, he was magically invisible. like.
He still remembered the first time when He Xiu looked back at him calmly and indifferently. At that moment, he felt that this guy was indeed a handsome guy, the kind of handsome guy who was on par with himself, not counting girls who have never seen the world. .
……
The pair of quiet and calm eyebrows and eyes in the distance gradually overlapped with the memory, and Ye Si bent down to grab another can of wine.
So, two years ago... oh no, three years ago, three years ago he met He Xiu for the first time, did he talk?
Oh, I said it, he was quite pleasantly surprised when he saw Dashuai, and said "Hey!" very enthusiastically.
And at that time, he was carrying his schoolbag, and he wanted to wait for the handsome man to give him an enthusiastic response, then go over to sit at the same table with him, or drag him to the last row to hang out together, but the man glanced at him, and then quickly looked away , said rather dullly, "Yeah."
Then Ye Si ran to the last row alone in a daze.
After that, there will be three years in a row in the previous life. One is cold and aggressive, and the other is hot and aggressive, galloping in their respective fields of expertise. Among countless meetings, it is the same old routine of meeting for the first time.
"Hey!" "Hey!!!" "Hey!!!"
"Ah."
I was very discouraged, and I was not reconciled. It was probably the most regrettable and unwilling thing in my previous life other than the sudden death before the college entrance examination.
So, what is that?Is there anything else besides dissatisfaction?Is there something else... three years of fucking life without realizing it?
Ye Si shivered violently, feeling that his thinking was becoming more and more dangerous, so he quickly drank a few sips of wine and let the wind blow to calm him down.
"Drink slowly, don't really drink too much." He Xiu said while staring at the screen intently, "I heard that you are so good at kung fu, you have opened several times, and you still have class tomorrow."
Ye Si looked at him, "You really care about me."
"Because you're my good tablemate. We're Pikachu and Garlic." He Xiu raised his head and smiled at him in the midst of his busy schedule, then lowered his head and continued to look at the game console.
Ye Si twitched the corner of his mouth dryly.
Yes, we are good friends, Pikachu and Garlic.
Pikachu suddenly had a stiff tail before he zoomed in on the garlic bastard, does the garlic bastard know hahahahaha...
Ye Si took a sip of his wine, almost wanting to cry.
It was after one o'clock in the middle of the night when the barbecue bureau disbanded, and a large group of people had more or less drank some wine, so everyone ran outside the fence so blatantly, and helped each other get inside one by one.
Among the few girls, Xu Shanyue was the most dexterous, she helped Qi Yue, Shen Fei and the others to go there, but in the end it was a bit difficult for her.She was held by the people above until half of her feet were trampled, and she hung in the air and shouted: "Whoever is next to me, push me up."
With a blushing face, Song Yi held her leg stiffly and lifted it up, barely pulling her up.
And then there are the boys, jumping over the wall is like making dumplings, each of them is agile and flips over the wall with a plop.
Ye Si got a little dizzy from drinking, staggered, and turned around for a long time without passing. In the end, he and He Xiu were left on the side of the wall. Song Yi whispered: "Can you two do it? Yes, can't you?" Are your feet soft from drinking?"
Ye Si was really confused, he didn't know how much he drank, but he knew that he had borrowed the toilet of the bookstore four or five times, and all the wine brought by Brother Chuan was gone, but He Xiu only drank the first half of the can. He drank the remaining half of the can.
Ye Si took a deep breath, put He Xiu's shoulders on He Xiu's shoulders and tried to maintain his standing, "You - go first."
He Xiu looked at him in embarrassment, "I'll ask you to go up first, you can't stand still anymore."
"Stop talking nonsense!" Ye Si raised his hand and slapped He Xiu's shoulder without exerting any force, and felt that he had counted under his hand, "I let you pass first, and after you pass, watch me show you a supernatural show." Feixian."
Song Yi laughed at the other end of the wall, "Come here quickly, let him perform, we all want to watch."
Ye Si hooked the corner of his mouth, "Go!"
He Xiu had no choice but to step on two broken bricks on the wall and turned over neatly. After turning over, he was about to tell Yesi not to move. He went to see if he could tell the security guard to open the door and forget it. The guy on the other side of the wall jumped, and then grabbed the top of the wall with both hands, and the next second, his head really came over.
"Awesome." Wu Xing sighed, "God Ye who is drunk is still God Ye."
He Xiu also heaved a sigh of relief, and was about to go back to the dormitory quickly, but saw that Ye Si, who had already turned over the wall, had no intention of coming down, but straddled the wall with his legs, adjusted his posture, and just smiled like that Hehe looked down.
The two black eyes were so clean that they glistened with water, and their faces were full of innocent smiles.
It was exactly the same as when I said that I fell into the river and called for help.
He Xiu's heart skipped a beat.
Before the dozen or so students behind had time to leave, Ye Si rode on the wall and pointed at He Xiu and yelled.
"You! New here!"
Everyone stopped in unison.
He Xiu, "..."
Ye Si stared at the most handsome face in the crowd, "I'll give you a chance, I say hey! You say ha! Did you hear that?!"
He Xiu had question marks all over his face, but before he could figure out what kind of magical command it was, he saw Ye Si staggeringly stand up against the wall.
The wall is indeed quite wide, more than 20 centimeters thick, and it is no problem to stand firmly.But the problem is that Ye Si can't stand still now, shaking back and forth.
"I'm just a remnant!" Ye Si pointed at him, "I called out Hey, do you dare to reply? Ah?! Dare you!"
He Xiu was stunned, "Why did you answer?"
"The rules of the rivers and lakes!" Ye Si stomped on the wall, "The rules of the rivers and lakes! Do you understand!"
None of the dozen or so students made a sound. Everyone seemed to be out of their minds from the shock, and just opened their mouths to look at Ye Si and then at He Xiu.
He Xiu said helplessly: "I don't understand the rules of the world, what are you talking about... But if you insist, I can cooperate."
"Really?" Ye Si tried to widen his eyes and pointed at him, "Hey!"
"Ha!" He Xiu yelled loudly, quite unambiguously, and immediately said: "Come down, I will follow you."
Jess pumped his fist in the air, "Hey! Ha! Hey! Ha! Hey!"
"Ha!" He Xiu was helpless, "Yekaqiu, God Ye, hey, general, come down, you have to call all the security guards."
Ye Si hiccupped, "Satisfied!" He looked down and was so dizzy that he couldn't measure the real distance between himself and the ground for a moment. He only saw He Xiu standing by the side with his hands open, so he directly shot into the air with confidence. Step on, "walk" down.
He Xiu subconsciously opened his hands, and that guy hit him like a cannonball, hitting his shoulders with extreme pain.His heart was beating wildly, but he still subconsciously stretched out his hands to support Ye Si's two armpits, preventing him from falling directly to the ground when he landed.
The girls couldn't stand their laughter, Xu Shanyue wiped away her tears, "Yesi is too funny."
"Don't say it." He Xiu sighed, "If you want to save face, don't say it."
A dozen or so students were talking and walking in front, and He Xiu was followed behind with Ye Si hooking his shoulders.
Ye Si didn't know where he was going at all, he thought he had hooked He Xiu's shoulder, but in fact he was following He Xiu all the time.
After walking two steps, Ye Si suddenly straightened his chest again, "Hey!"
"Ha!" He Xiu was convinced, feeling like a fool.
Unlike Ye Si, after all, if he drank too much, he would always be tolerated in terms of IQ.
Only he himself is like a fool.The brightest idiot in the night sky.
"New here!" Ye Si tightly hooked He Xiu's neck, "This code is correct, the boss will cover you for the next three years, you know?"
He Xiu was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at Ye Si in surprise.
The next three years?
He suddenly remembered when he first entered school.Ye Si was wearing a red T-shirt, and walked into the classroom with a look of sleepiness. He didn't seem to notice him at first, so he was able to stare at Ye Si blatantly.As a result, Ye Si suddenly turned around and heyed him, which startled him.
He didn't know what to reply, he didn't have many friends, and he didn't know how to return a friendly greeting that was so rare that he didn't want to ignore it.
So he hummed.
"New here, did you hear what the boss said!" Ye Si was a little dissatisfied, and the hands around his neck were tightened. He Xiu said quickly, "I heard it, the code is hey and ha, and you will cover me from now on."
"Well, that's right." Ye Si finally hooked the corners of his mouth in satisfaction, and after taking two steps, he couldn't move at all, so he simply stopped, hanging on He Xiu's neck like that, and then lowered his head on his shoulder .
"Boss can't walk anymore, take him back to sleep." Ye Si said with a yawn.
The author has something to say: I had a dream last night.Miserable appeared next to the keyboard with two dark circles under his eyes.
The author glanced at him coldly, was it disturbed by me typing on the keyboard?
No, hey.Miserable sighed, don't hold grudges so much, I'm really having a nightmare.
What did you dream about?the author asked.
I dreamed that the Buddha egg kissed me a little, and the miserable egg said with a red eggshell.
The author was stunned, huh?So what to do?
Miserable looked back at the eye egg socket, and grabbed the author's sleeve: I was terrified, so I had to kiss him back.
author:……
The wretched guy sighed, squatting next to the keyboard to hold his face, I am no longer the innocent guy I used to be.
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