Professor, do you have a split personality?

Shu Yushen has never thought about falling in love. Behind him are tens of millions of lives in the entire Mango Star. Every day, all he thinks about is how to rescue them, and then expose the evil deeds of the Star Alliance to the whole universe.

What kind of unforgettable love is too extravagant for him, he has already tried his best just to live.

On the contrary, quite a few people were fascinated by sex, and regardless of his indifference, he politely refused. For one thing, he had no feelings for them, and he didn't want to deceive them;

So he is still mother's solo.

In response to Sui Mu's pressing question, he began to lead the topic to Sui Mu, "Since you are thinking about love every day, why are you single so far?"

"I, I have someone in my heart."

Shu Yushen felt that Sui Mu's eyes were a little strange when he said this.

"unrequited love?"

Sui Mu pulled away the branches above his head for Shu Yushen, and sighed: "I don't know if it counts, but he is quite different from what I imagined. I haven't decided whether I should fall in love or not."

"Have you been cheated by online dating?"

Shu Yushen looked his student up and down: He doesn't look stupid, how could he be deceived? Is the other party's rank too high, or Sui Mu was dazzled by love?

"Cheated?" Sui Mu recalled the content of his online chats with S over the years, he was indeed cheated, "Well, I treat a person with sincerity, but I later found out that he was cheating from the very beginning. I."

"What did she lie to you about? Did you call the police?" Fang Shuyu, who lied to you, hadn't realized it yet. He thought that Sui Mu was cheated by a girl who pretended to be well-behaved and harmless.

He used to teach a student like this, who fell hopelessly in love with a "pure and unpretentious" girl. Later, this boy borrowed usury to buy luxury goods for his "girlfriend". Girlfriend" becomes someone else's.

Fortunately, Sui Mu is rich, so there is no need to worry about him borrowing usury.

Sui Mu sighed: "It would be fine if I cheated money."

"Cheating?" Shu Yushen coughed dryly, "Then you are not too bad."

"He cheated on my feelings."

Shu Yushen: "It's hard to say clearly about feelings. You should just pay your tuition fees. Be careful when you look at people in the future."

"Pay the tuition?" Sui Mu smiled confusedly, "Then I'll ask him to pay the tuition too."

"What are you doing?" Shu Yushen didn't know that the crisis was coming.

"Secret, you will know later."

Sui Mu leaned half on Shu Yushen as he walked, "I'm a little dizzy, please help me."

"Why did you suddenly faint?" Shu Yushen wrapped his arms around his solid back and helped him sit on the bench.

"Sit here and rest for a while, I will go to the doctor."

"Don't go," Sui Mu took Shu Yushen's hand and said pitifully, "If you leave, no one will know that I die here."

"Don't talk nonsense, it's so easy to die, are you so delicate?" After all, Shu Yushen still couldn't bear to leave Sui Mu here alone.

At this time, Sui Mu was possessed by the film emperor, acting as if he was real, which really frightened Shu Yu deeply.

"Is it better?" Shu Yu asked worriedly.

Sui Mu pressed hard on his temples, pretending to be on the verge of falling, and then successfully landed his forehead on Shu Yushen's lower abdomen.

With the blessing of the sick BUFF, Shu Yushen did not push him away, and even gently untied the scarf around his neck and wrapped it around him.

"Shall I carry you back?"

"No, just let me rest for a while." As for Shu Yushen, who has thin arms and legs, Sui Mu is afraid that he will fall apart, so how dare he let him carry it.

"I've never seen you faint before. Why do you feel dizzy all day now? Did you go out to drink with your group of wine and meat friends again when I was away?"

"I don't have any wine or meat friends anymore. Thanks to you, my friends' families have gone bankrupt, and they don't even have money to buy wine and meat. Now we are friends of gentlemen." Sui Mu changed into a comfortable posture and continued. Lean on.

Shu Yu was deeply puzzled: "I remember their family is in the entertainment industry. What does bankruptcy have to do with me?"

"Those generals who instigated your rebellion were found to be frequenting Huang Di's bar. After the Disciplinary Committee of the Star Federation made an in-depth investigation, they discovered the problem of Wanye." Sui Mu asked: "You are responsible for their rebellion, right? ?”

"It's not me, it's someone else." Shu Yushen raised his arms to help him block the cold wind, "Not only do they have a problem with their life style, but they have also done a lot of illegal things, and anyone who catches them will use them .”

Sui Mu: "So you hang out with those people every day, just to catch their handle?"

"Otherwise, I'm not interested in spending time and drinking."

"I'm asking you a question, and you have to answer me truthfully." Sui Mu raised his head from Shu Yushen's lower abdomen, and asked very seriously, "You've been with them for so long, have you..."

Sui Mu was stuck here with a tangled face, Shu Yushen really didn't know what he wanted to express, "Is there anything?"

"Have you... ever been in the same boat with them?" Sui Mu thought for a long time before he came up with the more euphemistic term "in the same boat".

"I don't have an official position, how can I get along with them?" Shu Yushen still didn't understand what Sui Mu meant.

"It's not about it, it's..." Sui Mu organized his words, "You all want to order girls when you go out to play, and you have had sex with those girls..."

"No." Shu Yu denied without thinking deeply.

"Really?" Sui Mu's eyes moved down and down.

"What are you looking at?" Shu Yushen slapped him on the head. After the slap, he realized that Sui Mu was a patient, so he rubbed his palm at the spot where he slapped.

"It's amazing to be able to defend yourself like a jade under such circumstances." Sui Mu praised hypocritically.

"what do you want to say in the end?"

Sui Mu: "You don't have any ideas when you see such a hot scene?"

"Do you have any thoughts when you look at the animal world?" Shu Yushen transformed into a teaching mode, and started a long speech to a student with a mental disorder.

"From a biological point of view, it's just a reproductive activity..."

Sui Mu, who hadn't listened to Professor Shu's lectures for many years, felt very cordial, and this was the feeling—Professor Shu was giving lectures on stage, and he listened drowsily below.

Although there is no podium here, it did not affect Professor Shu's performance.

It's just that the current Sui Mu is no longer that stunned young man who doesn't understand anything, he can see the essence from Professor Shu's words.

Professor Shu speaks fast, discussing a lot of things that seem to be reasonable and well-founded, but in fact they are all patchwork and nonsense, but his technique is so good that most people can't see it.

The reason he's talking so much is because he's hiding something.