Professor, do you have a split personality?

Sui Mu was also very curious, Hao Ren's first step in helping him ask out his senior was to make up homework!

What kind of show operation is this?

Hao Ren analyzed with reason: "You said that the senior sister helped you review, so to her, a boy's grades are very important, and she should like boys with good grades, so you have to vote for him. So, let's make myself her ideal type, so...let's make up the homework first."

"Hao Ren, you are not an undercover agent sent by Professor Shu to supervise my homework, are you?" Sui Mu felt that Hao Ren was so afraid of Shu Yushen that if Professor Shu said anything, he would definitely stab him in the ribs.

"I want to surrender to Professor Shu, but doesn't he look down on me?" Hao Ren didn't pat his chest and say "We brothers will never betray you" or swear to God, "I'm the kind of person who betrays my brother." ", but instead said "Professor Shu doesn't like him", it's too real, it's so real that it's reassuring.

Sui Mu was considering whether to do his homework first or chat with S later, when his phone rang suddenly.

"Boss Sui, eight o'clock, late night bar, see you soon."

After the other party finished speaking, he hung up the phone. Sui Mu listened to the busy tone on the phone and thought for a few seconds before leaving the dormitory with his coat.

The person who called was Gu Shang—the one who runs an economic company in his family. Not long ago, Sui Mu asked him for Song Bai, and he immediately agreed. This time he called to make an appointment, but Sui Mu couldn't resist.

Sui Mu was waiting for a car at the gate of the school when a black car slowly drove over.Because their school is on a mountain, the way out of the school is a long downhill road. The principal was once chased by the parents of the students here, and his wig was knocked off by him. He panicked and put the wig on backwards. Seeing his funny appearance, many people laid a lot of buffer belts on this section of the road in a rage, so that no matter whether it is a supercar or an off-road vehicle, they can only crawl across it at a slow speed.

Chase the rear, no chance to chase.

So the bored Sui Mu stared at the car jolting towards him, wondering if the people in the car would be concussed.

When the car bumped in front of him, it stopped, and the window was lowered, revealing the handsome face of Professor Shu, and he asked him, "Why don't you stay in the dormitory at night, what are you doing out there?"

"Of course I went hunting at night." Sui Mu put his hands in his pockets, speaking calmly.

Shu Yu said earnestly, "As a student, you don't want to study hard all day long, you only know how to play around, what are you going to do in the future?"

"In the future... of course I will go home and inherit the family property." Sui Mu, the dean of the department, was afraid that he would not die of anger, and continued to say seriously: "For a family like mine, it doesn't matter whether my studies are good or not. You know what is the most important thing. ?"

Shu Yushen felt that what he was going to say next was not good, so he planned to close the window and leave.

Sui Mu reached out to put his hand on the slowly raised car window, he was afraid of pinching his hand, so he pressed pause.

"The most important thing is to give birth to an heir quickly. Even if I'm abolished, my mother will still have time to change her name and retrain." Sui Mu said this with a cynical demeanor and a smile.

Shu Yushen felt that his smile was a bit harsh, "Why do you think so, your mother...doesn't treat you well?"

"It's pretty good. I was born into such a wealthy family. I got it in exchange for saving the entire universe in my previous life. It must be good." Sui Mu asked with a playful smile: "The person who saved the entire universe in his previous life is eligible to take Professor Shu Da's car." ?"

"Where are you going?"

Seeing his attitude, Sui Mu knew that he agreed, and sat on the co-pilot consciously: "Go to the night bar, and Professor Shu can just take me to the subway station."

"Fasten your seat belt." Shu Yu said coldly, when he was angry he wouldn't make a scene, he would just be cold.

In the cold war, he never lost.

Sui Mu didn't notice that he was angry at all, because he usually had his own air conditioner, so even if the temperature dropped by a few degrees, no one would notice it.

He chatted with Shu Yushen nonchalantly: "Professor Shu, what's up tonight?"

"No." Shu Yushen didn't know what he wanted to do, and responded to all changes with the same.

"Then come with me to the bar, I'll treat you." Sui Mu has always wanted to see what Shu Yushen looks like when he's drunk. Last time, the scene of him drooling while sleeping with a trash can in his arms was captured by the vicious Professor Shu. He also said that he would not delete that photo even if he was given 100 million yuan, and it is not a gentleman not to take revenge.

"I'm allergic to alcohol." Shu Yushen insisted on the principle of eating all kinds of fresh tricks.

"Come on, it's okay if you use this reason to deceive other people, but deceive me..." Sui Mu stretched out his index finger and shook it.

"I'm really allergic to alcohol."

Sui Mu asked: "Then you tell me what symptoms you have allergies?"

"I'll faint, I'll vomit." Shu Yushen looked ahead and spoke seriously.

The corner of Sui Mu's mouth twitched: "Isn't that just drunk?"

"Yes, I just get drunk." Shu Yushen admitted generously.

drunk?Isn't that the effect Sui Mu wanted?

"It's normal to be drunk, and it won't kill you. Just go and have a drink. Don't live like an ascetic all day long." Sui Mu prepared his words, and tonight, no matter what, he will abduct Professor Shu to the bar to drink alcohol. drunk.

And then... hey hey, take a picture.

"Okay." Shu Yushen agreed too simply, and Sui Mu's words rolled back into his stomach with a "gudong" in his throat. He couldn't figure out how Professor Shu agreed so quickly.

But it doesn't matter, as long as he can get drunk.

Shu Yu looked deeply at his malicious appearance, and wanted to follow him to see what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.

Before reaching Bar Street, Sui Mu asked him to stop the car, "Why?"

Sui Mu sized him up, "No, you can't just follow me like this. If people don't know, they will think I brought my stepdad here."

Shu Yushen: "Do you have a stepdad?"

"No." Sui Mu got out of the car, and waved to Shu Yu deeply: "Come down."

"What the hell are you doing?"

"I'll change your outfit for you." Sui Mu led him into a specialty store, "When you go in dressed like this, the bar manager thinks that the leader of the Star Alliance inspection team is here to inspect the work. How can we play?"

Shu Yushen wore a white shirt and suit pants, which fit the image of the inspection team staff.

Sui Mu asked the clerk to bring Shu Yushen a few sets of youthful clothes. Shu Yushen frowned when he saw them. They were colorful, as if they had fallen into a dye vat.

"Go and try it." Seeing his disgusted expression, Sui Mu felt very relieved, and wanted to see what he would look like in these clothes.

It is impossible to wear.

Shu Yushen threw down the pile of clothes, took a sweater and jeans and went into the changing room to change.

Taking advantage of his changing clothes, Sui Mu went next door and bought him a pair of bright red sneakers. If he doesn't wear clothes, he can always wear shoes.

This inspiration came from the pair of big red high heels that he saw when he entered the door. He originally wanted to buy them as gifts for S, but it was expected that S would not accept them.Later, he wanted to buy some to trick Professor Shu, but he was afraid of being beaten to death, so he had to make a compromise and buy a pair of red sneakers.

Although he is unrestrained and loves to die, there is still a trace of desire to survive.

He walked back to the shop where he bought clothes, but he didn't see Professor Shu, his family, and whispered to himself: "Is this a flower that was worn out, and it hasn't been changed for so long?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Professor Shu's cold voice came from behind: "What are you carrying?"

"Scare me." Sui Mu stroked his chest. He almost didn't recognize the person in front of him. He was wearing a black hooded sweater and black jeans. Coupled with his fair complexion and thin figure, he looked younger all of a sudden. how old.

"What are you looking at?" Shu Yushen stretched out her hand and shook it in front of his eyes.

"You look good dressed like this, and you look young. Why do you say you usually wear old-fashioned clothes, with no vitality at all." Sui Mu handed the shoes to him, "These are the shoes I bought for you, try them on."

Shu Yushen took it over, opened it, was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "Where did you buy it from?"

Sui Mu: "Why?"

"I'll change a pair." Shu Yushen put the shoes back on.

"You haven't tried it yet, how do you know it's not suitable?"

"Don't try it, I know what size shoes I wear." Shu Yushen looked at the logo on the shoe box, and walked out of the store to find the shoe store.

Sui Mu sighed, his careful arrangement was so yellow, Professor Shu would definitely not come back with another pair of red shoes.

Sure enough, Shu Yushen asked the clerk to bring him a pair of black ones, and Sui Mu advised him: "You wear all black at night, so be careful not to be stepped on."

The clerk recommended at the right time: "Why don't you try the white one."

In the end, Shu Yushen appeared in front of Sui Mu's friends in black clothes, black pants and white shoes.

As soon as Gu Shang saw Sui Mu, he came up to meet him: "Boss Sui also brought his classmates, which is very good. This kind of game requires more people to be fun."

Sui Mu smiled, Gu Shang is caring, even Shu Yushen's identity has been made up by himself, so that he doesn't have to make up again.

"This is my classmate Xiao Shu." Sui Mu introduced Shu Yushen to his friend, and then introduced him to Gu Shang's people.

When taking his seat, Sui Mu took a step behind deliberately, and whispered to Gu Shang, asking him to "take care" of Shu Yushen.

Gu Shang and he are in a relationship of rubbing diapers on each other, so they naturally understand what he means.

As soon as the wine was served, Gu Shang pointed the gunfire at Shu Yushen, and now he understood Sui Mu's intentions.

"I came here by car, let's toast you with tea instead of wine."

"Student Shu, don't worry about drinking. If you're drunk, I'll ask the driver at home to take you home." Gu Shang dutifully fulfilled his friend's request.

"That's so embarrassing, it's too troublesome." Shu Yushen refused without thinking, intending to follow suit.

Gu Shang waved his hand: "No trouble, my family has raised dozens of drivers. The so-called soldiers are used for a thousand days, and today they are finally ready to be used, so that they can rest assured that they will not worry about losing their jobs all day long."

"Thank you then." Shu Yushen said, "But it's boring for us to drink so much, why don't we play some games."

Gu Shang: "Okay, what game does Student Shu want to play, we will accompany you."

"You can play anything, just play what you often play." Shu Yushen looked like he was sure of winning.

Sui Mu was overjoyed too early. He thought that the young people present could not do anything but study and play games at the king's level. It was impossible for him to be better than a teacher. He didn't notice a vague smile flashing across Professor Shu's face.