My medical skills shocked the world
Chapter 50 Panda Requests
Su Maoyan saw that everyone didn't understand, so he didn't continue to explain his "coquettish operation" afterwards.
The glasses doctor was under a very high-intensity shock at the moment, and he seemed a little unable to react. The words just now were said to him by a Chinese medicine doctor.
However, he still maintained his expression firmly, and nodded to Su Maoyan: "Thanks to you today, thank you."
Just when he was about to leave in a daze, Su Maoyan immediately stopped him: "You haven't taken your things away yet."
So the optician took the bottle of disinfectant again in a daze, and left in a daze.
The remaining onlookers also fainted.
So everyone flashed too.
They come to the zoo to see animals, not to listen to medical lectures, so hurry up.
After all, if you want to watch the excitement, the men’s and women’s doubles next door are also very interesting, why don’t you go and see that?
As soon as this person left, Su Maoyan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
He and Qin Yu looked at each other, and both had a sense of the excitement of life.
At this time, the giant panda Dun Dun moved again, and it slowly walked towards Su Maoyan.
The crowd began to move with it, too.
As a black and white bear that is the focus of attention everywhere, it is also very hard work!
Qin Yu saw Dun Dun at a glance, and even his tone changed: "Dun Dun is here!"
Yes, Dun Dun actually came towards them!
As soon as Su Maoyan turned his head, he saw the cute giant panda.
He still hadn't forgotten that when they were most anxious, it was Dun Dun who ran up and took away a large part of the crowd.
So is Dun Dun smart or smart or smart?
Su Maoyan picked up the phone again, aiming at the innocent black and white bear.
"Will you take a look again?" Qin Yu whispered to the orange cat when Qin Yu started taking pictures.
The orange cat is not sure at the moment, this panda was obviously very smart just now, but now it looks like it is stupid and has no characteristics, except for its black and white fur, it seems to be a slow-moving young man.
So what happened just now was done on purpose?Or is it a coincidence?
Just when Su Maoyan and Orange Cat couldn't figure it out, Dun Dun spoke.
It called out.
The very common panda cry made everyone exclaim.
"Ah, dun dun is barking! It is barking!"
As a black and white bear that can even make the crowd cheer, it is really hard work!
The others were cheering, but the orange cat's hairs stood on end.
This giant panda!He was actually talking to it!
And what he said was: "Why do you stay in the phone, is it fun in the phone?"
old swan!This panda can speak such a long sentence, and there are no sick sentences!
It is smarter than it was before reading the novel! (as if revealing something--)
Seeing that it didn't answer, Black and White Xiongxiong asked again: "Why does your master smell fragrant, like bamboo? Is he delicious? Can I eat it too?"
The orange cat's hair exploded.
This black and white bear!He still wants to eat Su Maoyan!
Su Maoyan was so happy that he couldn't understand Xiong's words.
The orange cat meowed: "You have opened up your intelligence, why didn't I see it?"
Black and white bear continued to groan: "What is wisdom? Can it be eaten?"
The orange cat knew it, and its cat life encountered Waterloo again.
It unexpectedly ran into an animal that was smarter than it, so it took a long time to see it without noticing it.
But how is this panda smarter than it?
It is a cat who can read novels, play games, has ten Weibo vests, and can fight with people until the sky is dark!
The orange cat was preparing to face the black and white bear, and started the nth battle of the cat's life, when Su Maoyan typed and asked it: "Are you talking to that giant panda?"
Although he can't understand it, but one Aoaoao and one Meowmeow really seem to be talking.
Su Maoyan asked. No matter how unwilling the orange cat was, it could only admit that it encountered an animal that was smarter than itself, so it didn't judge it immediately.
Su Maoyan: ...
Does being smart here mean being able to pretend to be stupid?
Well, but after hearing the orange cat's words, he was ready to move. This giant panda turned out to be an animal with enlightened intelligence!
Then can he abduct this giant panda? !
However, this idea turned around in my mind, and was instantly extinguished.
Even if the giant panda is an animal with enlightened intelligence, it is impossible for the black and white bear in front of him to go to Daqingshan to farm with him.
Look at the fresh bamboo brought in by air in its hand, and look at its vast territory with rocking carts, slides, pools, and small wooden buildings. How can he afford this!
I can't afford it!
What's more, he can't steal a panda to farm!
Hey!
Obviously it is close in front of the eyes, but in fact it is far away in the sky.
This is the long distance between him and a giant panda!
Su Maoyan grieved in his heart for a few seconds, and could only let the orange cat and giant panda continue to communicate with difficulty.
Although you can't be close friends, you can also establish and maintain a good relationship between people and bears.
So Su Maoyan proposed that if the giant panda needs help, he and the orange cat can be found, and they can help the giant panda solve it as much as possible.
For example, whether the taste of the bamboo needs to be changed, whether there is enough milk and apples to eat, whether it is necessary to find a panda girl (cough cough cough, cross this sentence), etc., he can convey it to the zoo on his behalf.
"Help? What is help? Can it be eaten?" The giant panda tilted its head and couldn't help smelling the pleasant smell in the air.
"Can Xiong ask the man who smells good, what kind of bamboo did he grow up on? Why does he smell so good? Could it be that he was transformed from bamboo? Can he really not eat it? Why can't he eat it? I can't even take a bite ?"
The orange cat looked at the suspicious saliva at the corner of the black and white bear's mouth, and became more and more determined to take Su Maoyan away from this giant panda.
If you stay any longer, this giant panda might catch on!
Su Maoyan could only say goodbye to Heihei Xiongxiong with great regret, the kind who looked back twice at one step, but it was a pity that Heihei Xiong completely lost interest in him after hearing that he could not eat and could only smell it.
When it's time to eat pots of milk, let's go to breastfeed first.
Seeing Su Maoyan's reluctance, Qin Yu smiled and said, "Why don't you go back and have a look?"
Su Maoyan shook his head immediately, the orange cat had already told him that the reason why the giant panda was so affectionate and interested in him was just to nibble on him.
sad, sad, sad.
He loves the giant panda, but the giant panda just wants to eat him.
Is there anything more sadistic than this?
Unexpectedly, when Su Maoyan and the others were about to leave the panda garden, the giant panda who had lost interest in Su Maoyan suddenly spoke again.
"Bamboo, don't go!" Heihei Xiongxiong suddenly responded.
Su Maoyan immediately stopped in the midst of the orange cat's meowing.
Qin Yu on the side lowered his head: "??"
"Let's go back and see Dundun." Su Maoyan said.
Qin Yu: Y(^_^)Y
He also likes Dun Dun!
So the two walked back to the panda garden.
The hot and cold black and white bear put down the bamboo: "I understand! Help is not for food, it is you who want to help me! The bear understands!"
The giant panda, who was a little slow, just wanted to understand what Su Maoyan meant just now.
Su Maoyan suddenly cheered up!
He is very willing to help this cute giant panda.
No matter what request you have, please throw it at him!
But the orange cat still meowed worriedly: "It's okay to help, any kind of help is okay, but you must not chew on him! He really can't chew on him!"
Black and white bear stood up, innocently ignoring the fallen bamboo leaves on the ground: "I don't eat bamboo, but I want bamboo to help."
As soon as it stood up, the people around started cheering again.
Even Qin Yu's eyes lit up, and he quickly took several photos of the giant panda standing up.
Su Maoyan also wanted to take pictures, but at the moment he can only type on the phone.
"Ask what it wants to help? As long as I can help, I can do it!"
The orange cat also faithfully conveyed Su Maoyan's meaning.
Dun Dun was so happy, he sat down on the ground, and even pulled a fresh bamboo next to him, trying to pass it to Su Maoyan.
What a nice human being.
You can give this human being the bamboo that eats it.
Qin Yu also noticed that Dun Dun seemed to like to make moves towards them.
why?Is it because the cat's eyes are too cute?
Comrade Qin Yu, who had been stunned by Comrade Su Maoyan for a long time, subconsciously felt that the giant panda was also very likely to be stunned by Maoyaner.
He couldn't help observing it carefully, and found that Dun Dun's gaze was indeed on Su Maoyan.
What a charming man!
And now Su Maoyan understood the giant panda's request.
"It said that its previous dad seemed to be sick and hadn't come for three days. It was very worried and wanted you to go and see what was going on."
After the orange cat said this, he fell into sadness.
Although this is just a short sentence, it reveals that the IQ of this giant panda is really not covered.
First, it can recognize the current dad and the previous dad, without face blindness at all, and can recognize faces better than a handful of humans.
Second, it will also calculate the time, knowing that the previous dad has not come for three days.
Third, it just saw that Su Maoyan was treating people, so it wanted Su Maoyan to treat its daddy.
Lost, lost, the orange cat's hair drooped all over.
The orange cat, which gained a place in the cat world by virtue of its weight, was completely defeated by the black and white bear in the zoo today.
Is it really going to reject the president and his little wife and start studying Chinese, mathematics and physics as Su Maoyan said?
It's just a poor cat all the time!
Woo woo woo.
The poor cat was already hiccupping from crying in his heart, and he still didn't forget to pass on the giant panda's instructions, asking Su Maoyan to cure its daddy, and after he was cured, he would give Su Maoyan a gift.
Su Maoyan: ...
what gift?Bamboo or Pots of Milk?Could it be Apple?
However, he readily agreed to the giant panda's request.
Daily tasks: Please help the giant panda's former dad to see a doctor, get.
After Su Maoyan and Qin Yu left the panda garden, they went to the staff and asked about the panda's former dad.
The staff member said: "Are you talking about Xiao Wang! He has indeed been ill recently, so he took a leave of absence and is now in the dormitory. When he recovers, he will take over Dun Dun's care work again."
Many panda fans actually know this daddy Wang, so Su Maoyan is not the first to ask the staff questions.
But Su Maoyan was the first to propose to visit Grandma Wang.
The staff still haven't forgotten what happened just now, and they still have a respectable and terrible feeling for the man who woke up the cerebral hemorrhage with just a few needles. The contact information was given to Su Maoyan.
"If he agrees, you can go and see, but I'm not sure."
It sounds scary when a stranger comes to visit a doctor, and I don't know if Xiao Wang will agree.
Qin Yu didn't ask Su Maoyan why he wanted to visit a stranger, but Su Maoyan explained by himself: "This is the calling power of the patient calling the doctor!"
……
"Okay, okay." You are right, who called you Dr. Su.
Su Maoyan immediately called Xiao Wang, claiming that he was a loyal fan of panda Dun Dun, but when he came to the zoo, he found that his dad had changed. Home visits.
The dad was stunned, it was the first time he had seen such a fan who loves bears and bears.
"Visiting a doctor? No need! I'm really fine!" Dad said quickly.
Su Maoyan said: "I'm also a doctor, and I didn't come here to make trouble. It's just that Dun Dun seems a little listless today. I don't know if it's because you haven't gone back to take care of him. If possible, please let me help you. "
What a brutal and crazy fan!
Daddy Wang wiped his sweat and explained: "I have a cervical spondylosis, so I feel a little dizzy. I took sick leave and rest. I'm fine. I'll be back to work soon."
"Cervical spondylosis?" Hearing these three words, Su Maoyan became energetic. He specializes in cervical spondylosis!
After Qin Yu heard Su Maoyan's words, she couldn't help touching her neck. How about pretending that her neck hurts and she can't go out on Sunday, so she can enjoy Maoyan'er's massage treatment?
Grandma Wang hesitated for a while when he heard the word "specialization".
In fact, he hadn't been to the hospital yet, so he just found a nearby clinic to have a look. The doctor initially judged that he had cervical spondylosis. After all, he had symptoms of dizziness and his neck movements were restricted. It was a clinic, and the examination could not be done, so he made an appointment for the CT the day after tomorrow, but he hasn't taken it yet.
If this doctor is really an expert in cervical spondylosis...
Su Maoyan said again: "Don't worry, I don't charge consultation fees, and if you are worried, you can call your colleague. I just rescued a patient in the garden today. I am a real doctor, not a fake one."
For that cute black and white bear, Su Maoyan can only fight.
What a sad and hardworking comrade.
Grandma Wang finally made up her mind after hearing the words: "That's okay, let's meet in the yard in front of the dormitory."
In public, under the eyes of everyone, in broad daylight, they couldn't possibly do inhumane things to him, a patient who couldn't even move his neck, right?
Thinking of this, Grandma Wang went downstairs with difficulty.
There were other people in the dormitory, and they were a little curious when they saw him: "Are you seeing a doctor?"
Daddy Wang didn't dare to nod, so he could only say: "There is a fan of Dundun. I heard that he is a very powerful doctor. He wants to come to visit."
This is a rare thing!
Dundun's fans came to see a doctor for Dundun's dad!
The few people who stayed in the dormitory for various reasons were curious, and couldn't help but followed Grandma Wang to the yard.
People who eat melons will always be the mainstream group of society.
So when Su Maoyan and Qin Yu arrived, they saw four young people sitting in the yard, and one of them looked as stiff as a zombie, and it must be Grandma Wang.
Grandma Wang was dumbfounded when she saw Su Maoyan.
Then he shifted his gaze to the side, and froze again.
Why are these dun dun fans so good-looking!These two people walked side by side, it was like the rear lights of two Audi cars flashed on, almost blinding his eyes.
The reactions of the others were similar, their zoo, when did these two handsome guys with online looks come here!
So Dun Dun is really happy, fans are both good-looking and skilled.
Black and White Bear, Black and White Bear, you are indeed the brightest star in China!
After a few pleasantries among the group of people, Grandma Wang also let go of her guard. After all, Su Maoyan must not be a liar if he looks like this.
This kind of appearance, how hard to think about it is to engage in the high-risk profession of a liar.
So Nanny Wang was embarrassed.
Su Maoyan said: "It's nothing, it's all for Dun Dun."
That's right, this is the order of Black and White Bear, and he must do it well!
Others asked curiously, "Are you really a doctor?"
Su Maoyan said: "He is a doctor, and he specializes in cervical spondylosis."
He said to Grandma Wang: "Sit down, I'll help you look."
Grandma Wang nodded.
This was the first time Qin Yu saw Su Maoyan palpate someone for cervical spondylosis. When those hands grabbed Dad Wang's neck, Qin Yu also shivered.
I always feel like my hairs are going to stand up.
Grandma Wang felt the same way.
However, Su Maoyan's movements were fast and very precise, and he finished touching in just a few minutes.
Dad Wang still doesn't know how Su Maoyan's skills are. After all, Su Maoyan looks too young, so he asked hesitantly: "Is my cervical spine problem serious?"
Su Maoyan didn't answer, but sat opposite Grandma Wang and asked him, "Tell me about your symptoms."
Grandma Wang said: "The neck is sore and the shoulders are sore. It used to be just soreness, but now I feel dizzy and dizzy, and I can't lower my head normally, and I also have difficulty shrugging my shoulders."
Su Mao said: "Extend your hand, I'll help you look."
Grandma Wang:? ?
Doesn't he have a sore neck?Why stretch out your hand?
It wasn't until Su Maoyan put his finger on his wrist that he realized that this handsome Dr. Su turned out to be a doctor of Chinese medicine!
But Grandma Wang doesn't discriminate against Chinese medicine practitioners at all. On the contrary, he thinks that he should seek Chinese medicine practitioners for bone problems, so he couldn't help but feel more confident.
"Doctor Su, am I okay?" Grandma Wang asked.
Su Maoyan put down his hands and said: "No problem, just wait, I'll help you look."
He stood up again, and helped Grandma Wang do a very careful palpation, but this time he was not touching the bones, but carefully groping along the direction of the muscles. When he reached a certain point, he exerted a little force Press it down, and Grandma Wang screamed, almost crying.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" Nanny Wang repeated.
Su Maoyan let go of his hand: "You don't have cervical spondylosis."
Others also asked curiously: "It's not cervical spondylosis? But his neck hurts, and he's dizzy."
Qin Yu also looked at Su Maoyan curiously.
Su Maoyan said to the crying Grandma Wang: "It's really not a cervical spondylosis, but a muscle injury. To be precise, it's a trapezius muscle injury."
In fact, although the trapezius muscle injury and cervical spondylosis have some overlapping symptoms, it is not so difficult to distinguish. Experienced Chinese medicine practitioners can judge. Grandma Wang probably went to a small clinic, so the doctor made a wrong judgment.
Of course, if he went to take a CT scan, he would definitely be able to figure out the cause.
Seeing the bewildered faces of the crowd, Su Maoyan simply pulled Qin Yu over, put his hand on his shoulder, and asked Qin Yu, "Can I show them the location of the trapezius muscle?"
Qin Yu felt inexplicably being watched by wild beasts, but he still nodded.
Grandma Wang also raised her head with teary eyes.
Su Maoyan's hand moved down Qin Yu's neck until it reached his shoulder, but he couldn't get down there, and his clothes blocked it, but Su Maoyan still roughly drew a part of an oblique triangle with his hand: "This is called oblique square. Muscle is the muscle located under the skin of the neck and back, and its shape is about an oblique triangle, starting from the neck to the inner half of the shoulder, and then extending down to the back."
When he was explaining, he didn't realize that Qin Yu's face was completely red.
Even her ears turned red quietly.
What a terrible man, even when he is seeing a doctor, he can make people blush for no reason.
Thanks to Qin Yu's back to everyone, he just blushed quietly alone, and the others were still listening to Su Maoyan's explanation carefully.
Especially Grandma Wang, he listened very carefully, because when Su Maoyan mentioned medical knowledge, he was so professional that he didn't even need to wear glasses and a pointer (?), which immediately reminded people of standing in a white coat. Scary professor in front of blackboard.
Su Maoyan continued to say to Grandma Wang: "You have damaged the trapezius muscle, and the damage is serious, so you have dizziness and limited movement. There is nothing wrong with the cervical spine, but the muscle damage needs to be treated properly."
"By the way, do you usually like to use your shoulders to carry heavy things? I'm afraid it has something to do with this. Also, your shoulders can't catch cold recently. I'll help you push them later."
Carry something heavy?
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but look towards the Panda Garden.
Seeing this, Su Maoyan followed their gazes to the direction of the Panda Garden.
Huh?Where is there?Why is this direction so familiar?
Grandpa Wang cried even harder: "So it's like this. The day before I fell ill, Dundun was still crawling on my shoulder and asked me to carry it."
……
Su Maoyan couldn't help casting admiring glances at this skinny-looking dad.
Dun Dun looks like it weighs at least 100 catties, right?
It's definitely a hammer.
And listen to the name, dun dun dun, isn't that a solid dun? !
It's not just once or twice that he pounces on Grandma Wang's shoulders like this, but a habitual begging, so it's no wonder that Grandma Wang is sick.
So when Su Maoyan helped Grandma Wang massage, his eyes were extraordinarily serious, and his hands were extraordinarily hard.
This is because of the black and white bear's injury, he must be treated properly.
At least let this great dad get rid of this poor trapezius muscle injury as soon as possible.
Grandma Wang yelled while blushing, and she yelled out of style and level.
The other onlookers blushed.
Isn't it massage?As for calling it that?The barking was so strange that they all wanted to complain!
Qin Yu: Let's continue to blush silently.
And Dun Dun, who was eating bamboo while crossing his feet, was looking in the direction where his dad lived.
Hey, what happened to Dad?
Why has it been three days and the illness has not recovered?
Dun Dun misses daddy so much.
Want to play bear game again.
How long will daddy be back?
Just as Dun Dun looked through the autumn water, Su Maoyan came back.
As soon as he smelled the pleasant smell of bamboo, Dun Dun immediately threw the bamboo in his hand, resisting the urge to bite Su Maoyan, and walked towards the direction of the smell with short legs.
Oops, Daddy must have been cured!
It can play games with Dad again!
Unexpectedly, the orange cat hidden in the phone actually told it a very sad news.
It can no longer play the game of carrying a bear with daddy!
"Why?!" It opened a pair of small eyes hidden in the dark circles, and patted the tunnel very sadly, "Why why why!"
Why are you doing this to Dundun!
Su Maoyan could only ask Orange Cat to explain why to Black and White Bear.
As soon as the orange cat finished speaking, the cute giant panda withered away at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Ah!
It turned out to be its fault!
Xiong Sheng couldn't help but cry!
Seeing this, Su Maoyan wanted to rush in to comfort the giant panda.
At this moment, he inexplicably got why a child jumped over the fence just now, just to touch this black and white bear.
Really, so cute.
Even the orange cat, who has always been hard-hearted, licked his hair and said, "Hey, it's really pitiful that I can't play the back-to-back game."
But it looked at the size of the giant panda again.
Forget it, for the sake of everyone's health, let's not continue this game.
However, although Dun Dun patted the ground crying for a while, he still didn't forget the gift he promised to Su Maoyan.
When he saw the apple in his hand, Su Maoyan's eyes were almost red.
This is an apple handed out from the panda garden.
And it was handed out by Monokuma himself.
When he took the apple, he even touched the furry paw of the black and white bear.
That's the giant panda's claw!
Qin Yu seized the time and quickly pressed the shutter at the moment when a person, a bear and an apple were in close contact.
So Comrade Su Maoyan added a very precious group photo.
A photo with a chubby giant panda.
What a happy man!
After bidding farewell to the giant panda Dun Dun, Su Maoyan and Qin Yu went to other places in the zoo.
It's a pity that apart from Dun Dun, he didn't find any other intelligent animals.
So when the sun was setting, today's trip to the zoo also came to an end.
Before leaving, Su Maoyan went to the edge of the sink to clean the apples, then peeled them with a knife, and ate them with Qin Yu.
Really delicious apples!
But today is also a very tiring day!
After eating the apples, Su Maoyan couldn't help but yawned, and got into the waiting car with Qin Yu.
Not long after the car was driving, Su Maoyan looked at Qin Yu sitting next to him like a chicken pecking at rice. His head was bit by bit, and his ears and cheeks were red. He wondered if he was tanned by Qiuhu.
There is also a band-aid that looks like Dundun on the back of the hand.
It's really cute.
Su Maoyan's Adam's apple twitched, Amitabha!He can't be so easily moved by beauty!
Must be a strong straight man!
Thinking about it this way, when the car turned a corner, Qin Yu fell on his shoulders.
Oh open!
The soul of the straight man bent immediately.
Su Maoyan secretly glanced at Qin Yu with his eyes, but his eyes were still closed, he must be exhausted.
He heard that Qin Yu came back very late last night, maybe he was working overtime again?
Thinking of this, he couldn't bear to wake Qin Yu up.
Why don't we just sleep together?
Su Zhinan, who would rather bend than bend just now, leaned his head on Qin Yu's body, and fell asleep happily in the comfortable and cool wind from the car window.
The old driver glanced at the two overlapping heads from the rearview mirror, both of which had black hair. When the black hair overlapped, it seemed impossible to tell whose hair it was.
He couldn't help but slow down and drive forward more smoothly.
Now that you are tired, take a good rest.
The glasses doctor was under a very high-intensity shock at the moment, and he seemed a little unable to react. The words just now were said to him by a Chinese medicine doctor.
However, he still maintained his expression firmly, and nodded to Su Maoyan: "Thanks to you today, thank you."
Just when he was about to leave in a daze, Su Maoyan immediately stopped him: "You haven't taken your things away yet."
So the optician took the bottle of disinfectant again in a daze, and left in a daze.
The remaining onlookers also fainted.
So everyone flashed too.
They come to the zoo to see animals, not to listen to medical lectures, so hurry up.
After all, if you want to watch the excitement, the men’s and women’s doubles next door are also very interesting, why don’t you go and see that?
As soon as this person left, Su Maoyan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
He and Qin Yu looked at each other, and both had a sense of the excitement of life.
At this time, the giant panda Dun Dun moved again, and it slowly walked towards Su Maoyan.
The crowd began to move with it, too.
As a black and white bear that is the focus of attention everywhere, it is also very hard work!
Qin Yu saw Dun Dun at a glance, and even his tone changed: "Dun Dun is here!"
Yes, Dun Dun actually came towards them!
As soon as Su Maoyan turned his head, he saw the cute giant panda.
He still hadn't forgotten that when they were most anxious, it was Dun Dun who ran up and took away a large part of the crowd.
So is Dun Dun smart or smart or smart?
Su Maoyan picked up the phone again, aiming at the innocent black and white bear.
"Will you take a look again?" Qin Yu whispered to the orange cat when Qin Yu started taking pictures.
The orange cat is not sure at the moment, this panda was obviously very smart just now, but now it looks like it is stupid and has no characteristics, except for its black and white fur, it seems to be a slow-moving young man.
So what happened just now was done on purpose?Or is it a coincidence?
Just when Su Maoyan and Orange Cat couldn't figure it out, Dun Dun spoke.
It called out.
The very common panda cry made everyone exclaim.
"Ah, dun dun is barking! It is barking!"
As a black and white bear that can even make the crowd cheer, it is really hard work!
The others were cheering, but the orange cat's hairs stood on end.
This giant panda!He was actually talking to it!
And what he said was: "Why do you stay in the phone, is it fun in the phone?"
old swan!This panda can speak such a long sentence, and there are no sick sentences!
It is smarter than it was before reading the novel! (as if revealing something--)
Seeing that it didn't answer, Black and White Xiongxiong asked again: "Why does your master smell fragrant, like bamboo? Is he delicious? Can I eat it too?"
The orange cat's hair exploded.
This black and white bear!He still wants to eat Su Maoyan!
Su Maoyan was so happy that he couldn't understand Xiong's words.
The orange cat meowed: "You have opened up your intelligence, why didn't I see it?"
Black and white bear continued to groan: "What is wisdom? Can it be eaten?"
The orange cat knew it, and its cat life encountered Waterloo again.
It unexpectedly ran into an animal that was smarter than it, so it took a long time to see it without noticing it.
But how is this panda smarter than it?
It is a cat who can read novels, play games, has ten Weibo vests, and can fight with people until the sky is dark!
The orange cat was preparing to face the black and white bear, and started the nth battle of the cat's life, when Su Maoyan typed and asked it: "Are you talking to that giant panda?"
Although he can't understand it, but one Aoaoao and one Meowmeow really seem to be talking.
Su Maoyan asked. No matter how unwilling the orange cat was, it could only admit that it encountered an animal that was smarter than itself, so it didn't judge it immediately.
Su Maoyan: ...
Does being smart here mean being able to pretend to be stupid?
Well, but after hearing the orange cat's words, he was ready to move. This giant panda turned out to be an animal with enlightened intelligence!
Then can he abduct this giant panda? !
However, this idea turned around in my mind, and was instantly extinguished.
Even if the giant panda is an animal with enlightened intelligence, it is impossible for the black and white bear in front of him to go to Daqingshan to farm with him.
Look at the fresh bamboo brought in by air in its hand, and look at its vast territory with rocking carts, slides, pools, and small wooden buildings. How can he afford this!
I can't afford it!
What's more, he can't steal a panda to farm!
Hey!
Obviously it is close in front of the eyes, but in fact it is far away in the sky.
This is the long distance between him and a giant panda!
Su Maoyan grieved in his heart for a few seconds, and could only let the orange cat and giant panda continue to communicate with difficulty.
Although you can't be close friends, you can also establish and maintain a good relationship between people and bears.
So Su Maoyan proposed that if the giant panda needs help, he and the orange cat can be found, and they can help the giant panda solve it as much as possible.
For example, whether the taste of the bamboo needs to be changed, whether there is enough milk and apples to eat, whether it is necessary to find a panda girl (cough cough cough, cross this sentence), etc., he can convey it to the zoo on his behalf.
"Help? What is help? Can it be eaten?" The giant panda tilted its head and couldn't help smelling the pleasant smell in the air.
"Can Xiong ask the man who smells good, what kind of bamboo did he grow up on? Why does he smell so good? Could it be that he was transformed from bamboo? Can he really not eat it? Why can't he eat it? I can't even take a bite ?"
The orange cat looked at the suspicious saliva at the corner of the black and white bear's mouth, and became more and more determined to take Su Maoyan away from this giant panda.
If you stay any longer, this giant panda might catch on!
Su Maoyan could only say goodbye to Heihei Xiongxiong with great regret, the kind who looked back twice at one step, but it was a pity that Heihei Xiong completely lost interest in him after hearing that he could not eat and could only smell it.
When it's time to eat pots of milk, let's go to breastfeed first.
Seeing Su Maoyan's reluctance, Qin Yu smiled and said, "Why don't you go back and have a look?"
Su Maoyan shook his head immediately, the orange cat had already told him that the reason why the giant panda was so affectionate and interested in him was just to nibble on him.
sad, sad, sad.
He loves the giant panda, but the giant panda just wants to eat him.
Is there anything more sadistic than this?
Unexpectedly, when Su Maoyan and the others were about to leave the panda garden, the giant panda who had lost interest in Su Maoyan suddenly spoke again.
"Bamboo, don't go!" Heihei Xiongxiong suddenly responded.
Su Maoyan immediately stopped in the midst of the orange cat's meowing.
Qin Yu on the side lowered his head: "??"
"Let's go back and see Dundun." Su Maoyan said.
Qin Yu: Y(^_^)Y
He also likes Dun Dun!
So the two walked back to the panda garden.
The hot and cold black and white bear put down the bamboo: "I understand! Help is not for food, it is you who want to help me! The bear understands!"
The giant panda, who was a little slow, just wanted to understand what Su Maoyan meant just now.
Su Maoyan suddenly cheered up!
He is very willing to help this cute giant panda.
No matter what request you have, please throw it at him!
But the orange cat still meowed worriedly: "It's okay to help, any kind of help is okay, but you must not chew on him! He really can't chew on him!"
Black and white bear stood up, innocently ignoring the fallen bamboo leaves on the ground: "I don't eat bamboo, but I want bamboo to help."
As soon as it stood up, the people around started cheering again.
Even Qin Yu's eyes lit up, and he quickly took several photos of the giant panda standing up.
Su Maoyan also wanted to take pictures, but at the moment he can only type on the phone.
"Ask what it wants to help? As long as I can help, I can do it!"
The orange cat also faithfully conveyed Su Maoyan's meaning.
Dun Dun was so happy, he sat down on the ground, and even pulled a fresh bamboo next to him, trying to pass it to Su Maoyan.
What a nice human being.
You can give this human being the bamboo that eats it.
Qin Yu also noticed that Dun Dun seemed to like to make moves towards them.
why?Is it because the cat's eyes are too cute?
Comrade Qin Yu, who had been stunned by Comrade Su Maoyan for a long time, subconsciously felt that the giant panda was also very likely to be stunned by Maoyaner.
He couldn't help observing it carefully, and found that Dun Dun's gaze was indeed on Su Maoyan.
What a charming man!
And now Su Maoyan understood the giant panda's request.
"It said that its previous dad seemed to be sick and hadn't come for three days. It was very worried and wanted you to go and see what was going on."
After the orange cat said this, he fell into sadness.
Although this is just a short sentence, it reveals that the IQ of this giant panda is really not covered.
First, it can recognize the current dad and the previous dad, without face blindness at all, and can recognize faces better than a handful of humans.
Second, it will also calculate the time, knowing that the previous dad has not come for three days.
Third, it just saw that Su Maoyan was treating people, so it wanted Su Maoyan to treat its daddy.
Lost, lost, the orange cat's hair drooped all over.
The orange cat, which gained a place in the cat world by virtue of its weight, was completely defeated by the black and white bear in the zoo today.
Is it really going to reject the president and his little wife and start studying Chinese, mathematics and physics as Su Maoyan said?
It's just a poor cat all the time!
Woo woo woo.
The poor cat was already hiccupping from crying in his heart, and he still didn't forget to pass on the giant panda's instructions, asking Su Maoyan to cure its daddy, and after he was cured, he would give Su Maoyan a gift.
Su Maoyan: ...
what gift?Bamboo or Pots of Milk?Could it be Apple?
However, he readily agreed to the giant panda's request.
Daily tasks: Please help the giant panda's former dad to see a doctor, get.
After Su Maoyan and Qin Yu left the panda garden, they went to the staff and asked about the panda's former dad.
The staff member said: "Are you talking about Xiao Wang! He has indeed been ill recently, so he took a leave of absence and is now in the dormitory. When he recovers, he will take over Dun Dun's care work again."
Many panda fans actually know this daddy Wang, so Su Maoyan is not the first to ask the staff questions.
But Su Maoyan was the first to propose to visit Grandma Wang.
The staff still haven't forgotten what happened just now, and they still have a respectable and terrible feeling for the man who woke up the cerebral hemorrhage with just a few needles. The contact information was given to Su Maoyan.
"If he agrees, you can go and see, but I'm not sure."
It sounds scary when a stranger comes to visit a doctor, and I don't know if Xiao Wang will agree.
Qin Yu didn't ask Su Maoyan why he wanted to visit a stranger, but Su Maoyan explained by himself: "This is the calling power of the patient calling the doctor!"
……
"Okay, okay." You are right, who called you Dr. Su.
Su Maoyan immediately called Xiao Wang, claiming that he was a loyal fan of panda Dun Dun, but when he came to the zoo, he found that his dad had changed. Home visits.
The dad was stunned, it was the first time he had seen such a fan who loves bears and bears.
"Visiting a doctor? No need! I'm really fine!" Dad said quickly.
Su Maoyan said: "I'm also a doctor, and I didn't come here to make trouble. It's just that Dun Dun seems a little listless today. I don't know if it's because you haven't gone back to take care of him. If possible, please let me help you. "
What a brutal and crazy fan!
Daddy Wang wiped his sweat and explained: "I have a cervical spondylosis, so I feel a little dizzy. I took sick leave and rest. I'm fine. I'll be back to work soon."
"Cervical spondylosis?" Hearing these three words, Su Maoyan became energetic. He specializes in cervical spondylosis!
After Qin Yu heard Su Maoyan's words, she couldn't help touching her neck. How about pretending that her neck hurts and she can't go out on Sunday, so she can enjoy Maoyan'er's massage treatment?
Grandma Wang hesitated for a while when he heard the word "specialization".
In fact, he hadn't been to the hospital yet, so he just found a nearby clinic to have a look. The doctor initially judged that he had cervical spondylosis. After all, he had symptoms of dizziness and his neck movements were restricted. It was a clinic, and the examination could not be done, so he made an appointment for the CT the day after tomorrow, but he hasn't taken it yet.
If this doctor is really an expert in cervical spondylosis...
Su Maoyan said again: "Don't worry, I don't charge consultation fees, and if you are worried, you can call your colleague. I just rescued a patient in the garden today. I am a real doctor, not a fake one."
For that cute black and white bear, Su Maoyan can only fight.
What a sad and hardworking comrade.
Grandma Wang finally made up her mind after hearing the words: "That's okay, let's meet in the yard in front of the dormitory."
In public, under the eyes of everyone, in broad daylight, they couldn't possibly do inhumane things to him, a patient who couldn't even move his neck, right?
Thinking of this, Grandma Wang went downstairs with difficulty.
There were other people in the dormitory, and they were a little curious when they saw him: "Are you seeing a doctor?"
Daddy Wang didn't dare to nod, so he could only say: "There is a fan of Dundun. I heard that he is a very powerful doctor. He wants to come to visit."
This is a rare thing!
Dundun's fans came to see a doctor for Dundun's dad!
The few people who stayed in the dormitory for various reasons were curious, and couldn't help but followed Grandma Wang to the yard.
People who eat melons will always be the mainstream group of society.
So when Su Maoyan and Qin Yu arrived, they saw four young people sitting in the yard, and one of them looked as stiff as a zombie, and it must be Grandma Wang.
Grandma Wang was dumbfounded when she saw Su Maoyan.
Then he shifted his gaze to the side, and froze again.
Why are these dun dun fans so good-looking!These two people walked side by side, it was like the rear lights of two Audi cars flashed on, almost blinding his eyes.
The reactions of the others were similar, their zoo, when did these two handsome guys with online looks come here!
So Dun Dun is really happy, fans are both good-looking and skilled.
Black and White Bear, Black and White Bear, you are indeed the brightest star in China!
After a few pleasantries among the group of people, Grandma Wang also let go of her guard. After all, Su Maoyan must not be a liar if he looks like this.
This kind of appearance, how hard to think about it is to engage in the high-risk profession of a liar.
So Nanny Wang was embarrassed.
Su Maoyan said: "It's nothing, it's all for Dun Dun."
That's right, this is the order of Black and White Bear, and he must do it well!
Others asked curiously, "Are you really a doctor?"
Su Maoyan said: "He is a doctor, and he specializes in cervical spondylosis."
He said to Grandma Wang: "Sit down, I'll help you look."
Grandma Wang nodded.
This was the first time Qin Yu saw Su Maoyan palpate someone for cervical spondylosis. When those hands grabbed Dad Wang's neck, Qin Yu also shivered.
I always feel like my hairs are going to stand up.
Grandma Wang felt the same way.
However, Su Maoyan's movements were fast and very precise, and he finished touching in just a few minutes.
Dad Wang still doesn't know how Su Maoyan's skills are. After all, Su Maoyan looks too young, so he asked hesitantly: "Is my cervical spine problem serious?"
Su Maoyan didn't answer, but sat opposite Grandma Wang and asked him, "Tell me about your symptoms."
Grandma Wang said: "The neck is sore and the shoulders are sore. It used to be just soreness, but now I feel dizzy and dizzy, and I can't lower my head normally, and I also have difficulty shrugging my shoulders."
Su Mao said: "Extend your hand, I'll help you look."
Grandma Wang:? ?
Doesn't he have a sore neck?Why stretch out your hand?
It wasn't until Su Maoyan put his finger on his wrist that he realized that this handsome Dr. Su turned out to be a doctor of Chinese medicine!
But Grandma Wang doesn't discriminate against Chinese medicine practitioners at all. On the contrary, he thinks that he should seek Chinese medicine practitioners for bone problems, so he couldn't help but feel more confident.
"Doctor Su, am I okay?" Grandma Wang asked.
Su Maoyan put down his hands and said: "No problem, just wait, I'll help you look."
He stood up again, and helped Grandma Wang do a very careful palpation, but this time he was not touching the bones, but carefully groping along the direction of the muscles. When he reached a certain point, he exerted a little force Press it down, and Grandma Wang screamed, almost crying.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" Nanny Wang repeated.
Su Maoyan let go of his hand: "You don't have cervical spondylosis."
Others also asked curiously: "It's not cervical spondylosis? But his neck hurts, and he's dizzy."
Qin Yu also looked at Su Maoyan curiously.
Su Maoyan said to the crying Grandma Wang: "It's really not a cervical spondylosis, but a muscle injury. To be precise, it's a trapezius muscle injury."
In fact, although the trapezius muscle injury and cervical spondylosis have some overlapping symptoms, it is not so difficult to distinguish. Experienced Chinese medicine practitioners can judge. Grandma Wang probably went to a small clinic, so the doctor made a wrong judgment.
Of course, if he went to take a CT scan, he would definitely be able to figure out the cause.
Seeing the bewildered faces of the crowd, Su Maoyan simply pulled Qin Yu over, put his hand on his shoulder, and asked Qin Yu, "Can I show them the location of the trapezius muscle?"
Qin Yu felt inexplicably being watched by wild beasts, but he still nodded.
Grandma Wang also raised her head with teary eyes.
Su Maoyan's hand moved down Qin Yu's neck until it reached his shoulder, but he couldn't get down there, and his clothes blocked it, but Su Maoyan still roughly drew a part of an oblique triangle with his hand: "This is called oblique square. Muscle is the muscle located under the skin of the neck and back, and its shape is about an oblique triangle, starting from the neck to the inner half of the shoulder, and then extending down to the back."
When he was explaining, he didn't realize that Qin Yu's face was completely red.
Even her ears turned red quietly.
What a terrible man, even when he is seeing a doctor, he can make people blush for no reason.
Thanks to Qin Yu's back to everyone, he just blushed quietly alone, and the others were still listening to Su Maoyan's explanation carefully.
Especially Grandma Wang, he listened very carefully, because when Su Maoyan mentioned medical knowledge, he was so professional that he didn't even need to wear glasses and a pointer (?), which immediately reminded people of standing in a white coat. Scary professor in front of blackboard.
Su Maoyan continued to say to Grandma Wang: "You have damaged the trapezius muscle, and the damage is serious, so you have dizziness and limited movement. There is nothing wrong with the cervical spine, but the muscle damage needs to be treated properly."
"By the way, do you usually like to use your shoulders to carry heavy things? I'm afraid it has something to do with this. Also, your shoulders can't catch cold recently. I'll help you push them later."
Carry something heavy?
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but look towards the Panda Garden.
Seeing this, Su Maoyan followed their gazes to the direction of the Panda Garden.
Huh?Where is there?Why is this direction so familiar?
Grandpa Wang cried even harder: "So it's like this. The day before I fell ill, Dundun was still crawling on my shoulder and asked me to carry it."
……
Su Maoyan couldn't help casting admiring glances at this skinny-looking dad.
Dun Dun looks like it weighs at least 100 catties, right?
It's definitely a hammer.
And listen to the name, dun dun dun, isn't that a solid dun? !
It's not just once or twice that he pounces on Grandma Wang's shoulders like this, but a habitual begging, so it's no wonder that Grandma Wang is sick.
So when Su Maoyan helped Grandma Wang massage, his eyes were extraordinarily serious, and his hands were extraordinarily hard.
This is because of the black and white bear's injury, he must be treated properly.
At least let this great dad get rid of this poor trapezius muscle injury as soon as possible.
Grandma Wang yelled while blushing, and she yelled out of style and level.
The other onlookers blushed.
Isn't it massage?As for calling it that?The barking was so strange that they all wanted to complain!
Qin Yu: Let's continue to blush silently.
And Dun Dun, who was eating bamboo while crossing his feet, was looking in the direction where his dad lived.
Hey, what happened to Dad?
Why has it been three days and the illness has not recovered?
Dun Dun misses daddy so much.
Want to play bear game again.
How long will daddy be back?
Just as Dun Dun looked through the autumn water, Su Maoyan came back.
As soon as he smelled the pleasant smell of bamboo, Dun Dun immediately threw the bamboo in his hand, resisting the urge to bite Su Maoyan, and walked towards the direction of the smell with short legs.
Oops, Daddy must have been cured!
It can play games with Dad again!
Unexpectedly, the orange cat hidden in the phone actually told it a very sad news.
It can no longer play the game of carrying a bear with daddy!
"Why?!" It opened a pair of small eyes hidden in the dark circles, and patted the tunnel very sadly, "Why why why!"
Why are you doing this to Dundun!
Su Maoyan could only ask Orange Cat to explain why to Black and White Bear.
As soon as the orange cat finished speaking, the cute giant panda withered away at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Ah!
It turned out to be its fault!
Xiong Sheng couldn't help but cry!
Seeing this, Su Maoyan wanted to rush in to comfort the giant panda.
At this moment, he inexplicably got why a child jumped over the fence just now, just to touch this black and white bear.
Really, so cute.
Even the orange cat, who has always been hard-hearted, licked his hair and said, "Hey, it's really pitiful that I can't play the back-to-back game."
But it looked at the size of the giant panda again.
Forget it, for the sake of everyone's health, let's not continue this game.
However, although Dun Dun patted the ground crying for a while, he still didn't forget the gift he promised to Su Maoyan.
When he saw the apple in his hand, Su Maoyan's eyes were almost red.
This is an apple handed out from the panda garden.
And it was handed out by Monokuma himself.
When he took the apple, he even touched the furry paw of the black and white bear.
That's the giant panda's claw!
Qin Yu seized the time and quickly pressed the shutter at the moment when a person, a bear and an apple were in close contact.
So Comrade Su Maoyan added a very precious group photo.
A photo with a chubby giant panda.
What a happy man!
After bidding farewell to the giant panda Dun Dun, Su Maoyan and Qin Yu went to other places in the zoo.
It's a pity that apart from Dun Dun, he didn't find any other intelligent animals.
So when the sun was setting, today's trip to the zoo also came to an end.
Before leaving, Su Maoyan went to the edge of the sink to clean the apples, then peeled them with a knife, and ate them with Qin Yu.
Really delicious apples!
But today is also a very tiring day!
After eating the apples, Su Maoyan couldn't help but yawned, and got into the waiting car with Qin Yu.
Not long after the car was driving, Su Maoyan looked at Qin Yu sitting next to him like a chicken pecking at rice. His head was bit by bit, and his ears and cheeks were red. He wondered if he was tanned by Qiuhu.
There is also a band-aid that looks like Dundun on the back of the hand.
It's really cute.
Su Maoyan's Adam's apple twitched, Amitabha!He can't be so easily moved by beauty!
Must be a strong straight man!
Thinking about it this way, when the car turned a corner, Qin Yu fell on his shoulders.
Oh open!
The soul of the straight man bent immediately.
Su Maoyan secretly glanced at Qin Yu with his eyes, but his eyes were still closed, he must be exhausted.
He heard that Qin Yu came back very late last night, maybe he was working overtime again?
Thinking of this, he couldn't bear to wake Qin Yu up.
Why don't we just sleep together?
Su Zhinan, who would rather bend than bend just now, leaned his head on Qin Yu's body, and fell asleep happily in the comfortable and cool wind from the car window.
The old driver glanced at the two overlapping heads from the rearview mirror, both of which had black hair. When the black hair overlapped, it seemed impossible to tell whose hair it was.
He couldn't help but slow down and drive forward more smoothly.
Now that you are tired, take a good rest.
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