[Transmigration Book] I eat soft rice at the male lead's house

As soon as the words were finished, there was a knock on the door, or kick to be precise, and Su Yu shouted outside: "Su Lie! You white-eyed wolf, open the door for me! Hurry up, let my man out!"

Su Lie didn't get a response to the call, Su Yu started calling Shen Tong again: "Xiao Tong, you come out, you can hide from the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day, and the white-eyed wolf can protect you for a while, so come out and surrender as soon as possible! Did you hear me? Tong!"

Su Lie proudly said: "Call, no one will answer if you shout again."

Su Yu yelled for a while and it didn't work, so she pulled out the vise and started to remove the lock. Even if her son had seen too much of her unrestrained appearance, he was so shocked by this move that he bowed down.Su Lie looked back at Shen Tong and asked him: "What do you think?"

Thoughts?Shen Tong didn't dare to think about anything, directly got into Su Lie's bed and covered his head with the quilt.

After a while, there was a "squeak" sound in the room, and Shen Tong showed a flushed face. Seeing that Su Lie had moved all the desks and bedside cabinets to the door, he was immediately moved - what a child! I've changed a lot, and I've become more considerate of others.

Shen Tong was originally prepared to fight a protracted war. Who would have thought that such a big progress could be made in just one month. The child not only stopped embarrassing him, but even regarded him as a friend.If you don't enter the tiger's lair, how can you get a tiger cub? The ancients never deceived me!

Suddenly his body tightened, Shen Tong raised his eyes to see that Su Lie was already lying beside him, wrapped the quilt and hugged him, and patted him on the shoulder: "Relax your heart, even if you pick the lock, you won't be able to get in." of."

"Well, Su Lie, thank you." Shen Tong smiled shyly, really relieved.The temperature of Su Lie's palm seemed to have magical powers, conveying him an infinite sense of security through the thin quilt, a sense of security that moved people but couldn't help but blush and heartbeat.

Shen Tong secretly touched his face, it was inexplicably hot, it was really strange.He diverted his attention and said, "Su Lie, I've wanted to ask you since just now, do you also have Tang Seng here?"

"Huh?" Su Lie laughed, "What do you mean we also have a monk here? There is a Tang monk in our family, it's you, and my mother is a spider spirit, a bone spirit, and a scorpion spirit..."

He counted all kinds of spirits, which made Shen Tong laugh, and cursed nonsense.Shen Tong sighed: "Women are really scary."

Su Lie also sighed: "Yeah, it's really scary. When I was in love with Jiang Lanlan before, she often blamed me for being incapable of coquettishness and coaxing people. I really have tried to coax people, but well, alas, it's not her point. Actually I'm also to blame. Speaking of which, she doesn't often quarrel with me, but every time I quarrel with her, my favorability with her will drop by a level, and I will gradually lose patience. Do you think that's the case when it comes to dating? "

"Of course not," Shen Tong said, "It's because you are not in tune. In the future, if you find someone who is in tune with you, you will find that you won't feel tired being with her. If she is unhappy, you can naturally find someone to coax her." Her method. Feeling in place, self-taught."

Su Lie smiled: "It's as if you have experienced it before."

Shen Tong: "I haven't experienced it, but I just know it. This kind of love is also what I believe in. If you can't meet it, just don't provoke anyone. You are only now, and there will always be many opportunities to meet a partner in the future." People, don't just settle for it."

"Really?" Su Lie looked straight at him, and said boldly, "I think you and I are quite compatible."

Shen Tong hid her head under the quilt again: "Hahaha."

"..." Su Lie said, "You're so cute, why don't I give you a nickname, it's too unfamiliar to always call you by your first name."

Shen Tong: "Let me think about it."

Su Lie: "Don't think about it, just call... baby?"

Shen Tong shuddered and ruthlessly refused.

Su Lie smiled to himself for a while, thinking that not long ago, he was troubled in the middle of the night because he couldn't call out such nasty names, but now facing Shen Tong, he called out so naturally, it's really from time to time, and he can't explain the reason.

He continued to probe: "Then it's called a darling?"

Shen Tong covered his mouth that couldn't spit out ivory, and said: "I regret it, please forget all the things I taught you before. I didn't know until now that these are not nicknames at all."

Su Lie's whole body was stiff, he took Shen Tong's hand from his mouth, pretended to hold it in his hand inadvertently, and asked him: "What else can it be if it's not a nickname?"

Shen Tong solemnly replied: "It's a nuclear weapon."

Su Lie laughed.

After a while, he finished laughing, and quietly tightened the arm that hugged Shen Tong tightly. He was not satisfied until he could feel the clear outline of Shen Tong's body through the quilt, and whispered in his ear: "If you don't like these two, then call it Zai, Xiao Zai, um, the more you think about it, the more suitable it becomes, very good, that's all!"

"..." Shen Tong asked, "Which cub is it, the cub of the dog cub? You haven't given Hericium erinaceus such a name, why did you give it to me?"

Su Lie: "That's different. Your name is a nickname, and only I can call it. It's good to be kind. Hericium erinaceus is a big name, everyone can call it, and it pays attention to dignity. And the name of Hericium erinaceus is outside the door. The old hag who was picking the lock took it."

Shen Tong laughed: "Do you think the name Hericium erinaceus is decent?"

"Disrespectful?" Su Lie said pamperingly, "Otherwise, you can get a new one, take the one you like."

Shen Tong: "Ah, this, it's not very good, haha, haha."

On a midsummer night, Shen Tong curled up in bed and shivered.

"Su Lie, do you need my help with anything?" Shen Tong was as enlightened, thinking that the kid had some difficulty and wanted to help, otherwise it wouldn't be like this.Shen Tong took the initiative to ask, and decided that no matter whether it was going up the mountain of swords or down into the sea of ​​fire, or killing, stealing, robbing and setting fire, he would help him with the matter, as long as he stopped being so polite.

Simply chilling.

Su Lie said: "No, I can ask you to help me with anything. Don't you think the name Hericium erinaceus is not decent, just get it again."

Shen Tong blushed: "...but, no, the monkey and Hericium erinaceus are not happy about it, they are used to it, they can't be changed casually, they must be respected."

The cubs are so kind, even small animals must be respected.The more Su Lie looked at it, the more he felt that Shen Tong was good, almost the best in the world, so he didn't realize how nasty his tone was: "Okay, okay, let's respect it, and don't change it if you don't change it."

Shen Tong: "..."

Shen Tong felt ashamed when he heard it, he had never been coaxed by anyone with such a tone, especially when he was hugged in his arms and coaxed by his ear, his heartbeat couldn't help beating wildly, and he felt a little difficult to breathe.He suddenly felt that he had stepped out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's mouth. This child was no less worry-free than his mother. Were the mother and son deliberately playing tricks tonight?

Outside the door, Su Yu, who had finally picked the lock, let out a triumphant laugh, making one think of Grandma Wolf who was about to swallow Little Red Riding Hood into her stomach.However, she stretched out her hand to push the door, but it couldn't be pushed, and she pushed it again, but it still couldn't be pushed. In the end, she tried all her strength and couldn't push it open.Su Yu got angry, and ran away with "slap-pat-pat" on her slippers.

"Going away?" Shen Tong asked.

Su Lie put his index finger to his lips: "Shh, wait a little longer."

Sure enough, after a while Su Yu turned back again, and for some reason, she heard a few "clicks" from outside, and then there was no more movement.

The two people in the room held their breath and concentrated, and they didn't wait for Su Yu for a long time, finally they were relieved.Shen Tong said: "I should have gone back to sleep. She was also tired all day today, and finally found time to take a good rest, but the result is still tossing until now. Either I should go to sleep on the sofa, just move it a bit."

Su Lie immediately denied: "That won't work, don't move, she is confusing us, she will definitely come back later, if you don't believe me, just watch, she will definitely come back before you fall asleep."

Shen Tong: "No, she will be sleepy if she touches the pillow."

"I'll make a bet with you," Su Lie said, "If she doesn't come before you fall asleep, I'll grant you one wish. If she comes, you'll grant me one wish. Bet Don't bet?"

Shen Tong thinks that wishes can be big or small, but it is really useful to have a wish in hand, especially for outsiders like him, the wish bestowed by the hero is equivalent to a gold medal for avoiding death. don't gamble.

So he readily agreed.

Su Lie's sharp eyes stared at Shen Tong's back unwaveringly, as if staring at a fat rabbit, thinking that sooner or later he would make this cub his own, and as for his mother, find her a more handsome one. can almost be resolved.

Well, it's not a big problem.Su Lie confirmed again.

At one o'clock in the middle of the night, Shen Tong's eyelids were about to close, but Su Lie suddenly woke him up and said, "Don't sleep, you are deliberately playing tricks by sleeping so early."

"???" Shen Tong turned to face him, "I'm not cheating, I'm sleepy, you said before I fell asleep if..."

"That doesn't include you going to bed early on purpose," Su Lie said unreasonably, "If you make a foul, you will be considered a loser."

Shen Tong: "...All right, all right, I won't sleep anymore, I'll chat with you."

Su Lie raised the corner of his mouth: "Okay, the cub is so good!"

Shen Tong had no choice but to remind: "I am also your future stepdad anyway, pay a little attention to the order of seniority."

Su Lie didn't care about that. He lightly touched his gauze with his fingers and asked, "Boy, does the wound on your neck still hurt? Does the wound on your hand hurt?"

Shen Tong: "It hurts a little."

Su Lie: "Is it the pain in the neck or the pain in the hands?"

"..." Shen Tong couldn't laugh or cry, "You have nothing to talk about, what are you talking about. My neck hurts, my hands hurt, and now my knee hurts, but I can bear it."

Su Lie said in his heart that you hurt everywhere, but I only hurt in one place, my heart hurts.He showed a rogue-like smirk: "If your neck hurts, I'll suck it for you, if your hand hurts, I'll kiss you, if your knee hurts, I'll rub it for you. Interesting enough, why don't you?"

Shen Tong could tell that he was joking, so he laughed a few times very cooperatively, and said: "It's interesting enough, but how dare I, the favor of His Highness the Crown Prince can't be accepted casually, or my life will be shortened."

Su Lie didn't refute, and asked with a smile: "Shen Tong, you are in your 20s and haven't tasted sex, don't you regret it? My mother is indeed out of place tonight, but she is also kind, you Are you really willing to let me down?"

Shen Tong looked sad: "I really feel guilty about your mother, but I... I really can't accept her for the time being, please give me some more time, thank you for understanding me. As for that kind of thing, sorry I don't think there is any special taste? It should be not much different from solving it with hands."

Su Lie felt relieved, and said that fortunately, Shen Tong still had normal physical needs, and he knew how to solve problems with his own hands.He moved his eyelashes a few times with evil intentions, and began to say: "That's a big difference! It's completely different! A large part of the reason why you can't accept my mother now is that you haven't experienced doing things with people other than yourself. The taste, the psychological layer is still a virgin! It is difficult for a virgin to accept people and things from the outside world."

Shen Tong: "Oh, haha, what you said seems to make sense."

Su Lie: "Physical acceptance is the first step, and emotional acceptance is the second step. If you can't even take the first step, how can you take the second step? How long do you want my mother to wait for you? You still have a lot of time, She's in her forties."

Shen Tong silently "hmm".

Su Lie continued: "Otherwise, I'll accompany you to see a doctor, go to the andrology department, and let the doctor help you. Don't be shy, as long as this problem is solved, the relationship between you and my mother will sublimate sooner or later. "

Shen Tong's eyes widened, and he said falteringly: "Well, how about that, go to the andrology department? Ask the doctor to help me do, do that? No, no, I don't have that kind of disease..."

Su Lie: "Your thinking is wrong. It's not that you have a disease, but that you need a doctor to help you solve the communication problems at the physical and psychological levels. Human love and physical pleasure are actually interlinked, and they will interact with each other. Affected. What’s wrong with asking a doctor for help? It’s called courage, and it’s called being responsible for the other half and the family. If everyone looks forward and backward like you, then why do you need an andrologist? Professional power."

He spoke righteously and solemnly, and Shen Tong blushed when he heard it. "No, no, it's better to go directly to a psychiatrist. I can accept a psychiatrist." Shen Tong said pitifully.

Su Lie continued to pretend to analyze: "Psychiatrists are definitely not good. They can only chat with you, and they won't help you with your physical demands. It's still useless after going around in circles. Wouldn't it be a waste of money and time? , Maybe they will persuade you to go whoring, you can do such a thing?"

Shen Tong: "I know you're doing it for my own good, but I really can't ask a stranger to help me with that kind of thing."

"Well, you are thin-skinned, so it's understandable, but your problem must be solved..." Su Lie looked embarrassed, and after weighing it for a while, he seemed to have made up his mind, made a fearless "sacrifice" with tears in his eyes, and asked , "How about I try it for you?"

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In the last years of the First Emperor, the Sand Dune Palace was ransacked by a rain of blood. The First Emperor's heart was dug out and he died on the spot.Two months later, a "Nirvana Grand Formation" was secretly held in the imperial tomb. No one knew the exact process, only that all the guards of the tomb disappeared mysteriously, and the emperor's coffin in the main tomb could no longer be opened.

One day more than 2000 years later, a secret passage was discovered in the underground palace of the imperial mausoleum. An intern from a psychiatric sanatorium entered the underground palace through the secret passage, released the "living corpse" in the emperor's coffin, and accidentally beat him to death.The intern insisted that he had no mental problems, and that a kind of ability that could destroy the world was indeed sealed in the body of the "living corpse", called - Og.

On the second day, the intern and the "living corpse" met in the nursing home, and the other party used despicable means to threaten him with food and lodging, as a cow and a horse for him, and later went too far, saying that he lacked a wife... …

【He Ling, what do you want to say? 】

He Ling: I regret it, I regret it, that night I shouldn't... Alas!

【Feng Jingke, treat him better, he is your life. 】

Feng Jingke: It's absolutely impossible, I'm destined not to show off in long johns.

The thousand-year-old living corpse attack is as misty as mist, and the undead subject who is at the forefront of fashion