[Transmigration Book] I eat soft rice at the male lead's house

Su Lie thought about it for a while: "Zhouzi, the word 'zhou' in your name is Chuanhe, and your nickname is 'Sanchuan Ruhai', you two...are you engaged in CP?"

Xu Luzhou picked his fingers: "What CP, brother Lie, I don't understand what you said."

Su Lie kicked him violently: "I still don't admit it!"

"Admit it!" Xu Luzhou smiled, "I admit it, hehe, that's my concubine, we just had sex not long ago, isn't this just about to report, and you discovered it before it was too late."

Yang Cheng was playing with Hericium erinaceus, when he saw them chatting, he came over with a banana in his mouth, broke the banana in two with a click, and handed one to Xu Luzhou: "Do you want to eat?"

Xu Luzhou looked at the half banana, feeling a little pain in a certain pictographic part.He said: "If you eat a banana, you peel it off and eat it. Why do you have to break it?"

Yang Cheng: "I'm full, I can only eat half a stick."

"Oh, you still know you're full, you won't die if you're fat," Xu Luzhou poked his belly, "Why are you gaining weight again, must be 150 catties?"

"No!" Yang Cheng pinched his belly, making sure he didn't gain weight, and said, "I just weighed it last week, it was a little over 130. Why don't you say Brother Lie, Brother Lie is only 150 catties!"

Xu Luzhou: "Do you still have the nerve to compare with Brother Lie? How tall is he? He has elbows all over his body. Take a bite and try, and your teeth will be cracked!"

"You only have elbows all over your body." Su Lie interrupted them, "Stop talking nonsense, forget about business."

"That's right, I won't interrupt you," Xu Luzhou asked Yang Cheng, "Do you want to stay here and listen?"

Yang Cheng puffed his cheeks and nodded repeatedly, but Su Lie patted his head and said earnestly: "Take Hericium erinaceus for a while, be obedient."

Yang Cheng's age is about the same age as those two gay friends, for some reason, he is always coaxed by them as a child.Yang Cheng pouted, and reluctantly took the Hericium erinaceus away.

Xu Luzhou said: "It's not suitable for children. Cheng'er is really not suitable for listening to these things. But brother Lie, you are so smart. How did you guess such a secret thing at once?"

"Secret?" Su Lie snorted, "I didn't even look at my expression, I almost wrote the word '姘头' on my face with a pen, what a bad nickname, why don't you two have a romantic relationship?" never mind!"

Xu Luzhou hurriedly gestured with his index finger: "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Su Lie: "Go to the toilet by yourself!"

Xu Luzhou reached out to cover his mouth, but was slapped away by Su Lie, disgusted that his hand touched someone's or something, Xu Luzhou sneered, and said: "Brother Lie, keep your voice down, don't let him Others have heard it, we are underground parties, and we don't plan to see the light."

Su Lie: "Why don't you plan to see each other anymore? Isn't it just that the two men are in a relationship, and now this society can accept you, openness is the minimum respect for each other."

Xu Luzhou pretended not to care and confessed to him: "Oh, because his situation is a bit special, he hasn't broken up with his girlfriend yet."

"!!!" Su Lie's eyes widened, "Are you sick? Why are you messing with him when he has a girlfriend? I warn you, don't underestimate women's revenge, and one day they will secretly kill you I don’t even know who did it.”

"You can't blame him for this. His girlfriend has a lot of work outside. Once she was caught by Nanshan when she was in a car shock with someone's rich second generation. Logically speaking, no matter how thick-skinned the scene is out of control, it should be We broke up, but the woman just didn't agree, and she committed suicide if she was hard on her. There's no way, so each plays his own way."

Xu Luzhou went on to say: "Brother Lie, don't worry, I have a sense of proportion, at this stage we are just comforting each other on the Internet, that's all, dating and sex, hehe, it hasn't developed into the emotional aspect yet. "

"..." Su Lie said earnestly, "I don't care about you anymore, you stay rational. There are all kinds of crazy people these days. Even when you don't know what's going on, she can give people away. Kidnapped, and imagined the cause and effect for you, including the future fate of your family. You say it or not, alas, some women are enough to destroy the universe just by jealousy, as a man, you have to worry about it every day."

"What?" Xu Luzhou wondered, "Brother Lie. Are we talking about the same thing? Are you talking about me?"

Su Lie didn't change his face: "Of course I'm talking about you! In addition, let me warn you a few more words, pay attention to safety, remember to wear a T when you go to bed, and don't get pregnant."

Xu Luzhou almost choked himself to death with a bite of cake, coughed for a long time before he started laughing, and said, "Don't worry about it, neither of them have that function."

Su Lie always likes to pretend to be deep and serious in front of his friends, but he was really curious about this matter, so he leaned over and asked: "I see that you two are pretty similar in size, so who usually gets on and who gets off? Said to rotate, two people can use it front and back?"

Xu Luzhou was also generous, and told him straightforwardly that the other party was always on top.Su Lie laughed and called him an idiot, and asked how it felt down there, whether it hurt or not.Xu Luzhou said that it hurt at first, but then he felt great.Su Lie scolded him for being shameless, and the two started laughing disregarding their appearance, which caught the attention of a group of creatures in the garden, including Hericium erinaceus waiting at the table to eat cakes.

The two immediately lowered their voices, and then discussed such things as whether the back will loosen after using for a long time, whether going to the toilet will be affected, what preparations need to be done before going to bed, which part of the intestinal tract is stressed, and where there is pleasure in touching Xu Luzhou dialed everything in details about feelings and the like, and Su Lie sometimes frowned and sometimes looked puzzled, and he was more focused than participating in the Six-Party Talks.

If you can do this while studying, let alone improve by [-] to [-] points, it is no problem to be admitted to a first-class university.

By the end of the chat, Xu Luzhou's mouth was dry, and Su Lie had a new understanding of the love between men and women, and finally gave Dr. Rou's "three fronts and three backs" theory as a temporary gift. At the end, Xu Luzhou is allowed to drink a glass of water to moisten the intestines first.

Shen Tong sat by the side and blew hot tea slowly again, only to find that the tea was already cold.He added another cup of hot water and blew it again, telling him to take it easy: "Next time, please find a place where there is no one to talk about this kind of thing."

Xu Luzhou shut up resentfully, lowered his voice and said to Su Lie: "Your son-in-law doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, really old-fashioned."

Su Lie: "Well, be careful that he reports you."

At 03:30 in the afternoon, the swimming pool party in the back garden of Lao Su’s house reached its climax——the first friendly match of “The Overweight Cup and Fight for Hegemony” officially started.

This friendly match was highly valued by all the people present in the old Su family. The referee on the stage was Chu Hang, the off-stage judging points were in charge of Zhou Minghan and Shen Tong, the timekeeper was Yang Cheng, and the hostess who held the sign was Mr. Hericium erinaceus was invited to replace them, and the rest were divided into two groups according to their preferences to serve as the backup of the two boxers. Xu Luzhou was in charge of Su Lie's personal service.

But Xu Luzhou was so cowardly, he fled under the "affectionate gaze" of Beipo Pao Wang, and forcibly replaced Shen Tong's position.Left and right Shen Tong didn't understand the scoring mechanism of boxing matches, so he reluctantly agreed.He looked for Su Yu in the crowd, and wanted to ask Su Yu if he was in a hurry to go back to the company, but he saw that she was serving tea and sweat towels for boxing champion Qin Shuming - did he volunteer to be someone's support team?

And it also provides backup service!

Su Lie also saw it, and murmured that this woman was too courageous to abandon her son and husband so resolutely, and ran to cheer for other men.Shen Tong didn't mind, and smiled at her, signaling her to stay where she wanted.

The match was about to start, and Hericium erinaceus walked around the ring with a sign in its mouth, and walked down the stairs with a smile and wagging its tail. Immediately after the referee gave an order, the boxers of both sides began a tense confrontation.

Shen Tong didn't know the rules of the boxing match very well, but judging from the preparations of the two of them, he guessed that they should fight according to the rules of professional competitions, which is already familiar to the boxing champion, but it seems a bit difficult for Su Lie.But Su Lie didn't know how happy he was. He fought quite vigorously, and every punch was solid and powerful. powerful.

After five or six rounds, his muscles started to ache. Su Lie took a drink of water during the one-minute break, and then asked Shen Tong to loosen his muscles.At the beginning, Shen Tong was awe-inspiring, he rolled his sleeves and started to do it, but after touching it, he felt a little distracted - Su Lie's muscles were in a state of tension, the inside was as hard as a stone, and the outer layer of skin was like satin , slipped and sweated, and the hands were wet and greasy, which made people feel ashamed and flustered.

For no reason, Shen Tong's fingertips began to tremble.

At this moment, Su Lie raised his hand and patted Shen Tong's arm twice, and said, "I forgot that you have an injury on your arm, does it hurt? Otherwise, don't pinch it, you will be playing soon."

Shen Tong was worried that his muscles would be tense and easy to get hurt, so he shook his head and said that his hands didn't hurt. He hurriedly kneaded him for a round, but his thoughts still couldn't come back. His mind was full of his own hands sketching Su Lie stroke by stroke. The shape of every muscle in the shoulder and arm.

He felt that something was wrong with him, something was wrong.

The timer's whistle sounded, and Su Lie and Qin Shuming returned to the center of the ring together.Shen Tong quietly compared and found that Su Lie's body was thinner than Qin Shuming's, not much, probably just a layer of skin.But he understands that the thin layer is definitely not the skin, but solid muscles. In a real arena, the difference in this layer of muscles often determines the outcome of two boxers.

However, in Shen Tong's eyes, Su Lie's body shape is still more attractive, and his body is just right. If there is another layer, it will be too difficult to approach and not friendly enough.So Shen Tong began to think that it would be better for Su Lie to be a non-professional boxer, one needs to be kind to make friends.

The twelve rounds were all over. In just a few ten minutes, Su Lie was so exhausted that he wanted to lie on the ground, but it was cold and hard after all. Come and pad it.

He amused himself, put his arms on Shen Tong's shoulders and said, "Can you lie down and cushion me for a while?"

"Ah?" Shen Tong reminded him, "Stop talking nonsense, you just lost!"

Su Lie: "Ang, I lost! I lost so badly! I'm so sad! How can you comfort me?"

Shen Tong: "...I comfort you? But I see that you smile more happily than a boxing champion. You must have been beaten stupid."

Su Lie laughed loudly: "You must hope that I will be beaten stupid, then no one will bully you from now on."

"Nonsense, there will be others without you, and there will be no more than you," Shen Tong flicked on his forehead, "Besides, you have enough things in your head now, and you will be beaten into a fool again." Don't I want to take care of you for the rest of my life, eat, drink, and serve you, that's really terrible."

It's true, you have to take care of it for a lifetime.Su Lie stared into his bright eyes, thinking that if it was true, wouldn't it be beautiful, but he didn't know if a fool understood the way of churning on the bed, if he didn't understand, he would die tragically?

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