[Transmigration Book] I eat soft rice at the male lead's house

Su Lie who was scolded as a "scumbag" was not angry, but laughed instead: "Who do you call a scumbag, you don't love my mother but you agree to marry her, you are a scumbag."

Shen Tong: "That's okay, we don't make personal attacks, just talk about the matter of responsibility rationally, you should think about what you plan to do."

Su Lie followed his train of thought for a while, and replied without confidence: "I just plan to marry her. The girlfriend I choose, even if I'm limping, I have to hold hands and climb to the end of my life together."

Shen Tong applauded perfunctorily: "Courage is commendable. Sleep!"

After finishing speaking, he collapsed into the bed and didn't care about Su Lie's life or death.Su Lie was caught off guard by his sudden action, stood by the side and spun around on the spot, and finally made up his mind after turning eight times—why let him go?

So he jumped onto the bed in a hurry, pulled Shen Tong's air conditioner to cover himself, and pushed Shen Tong out hard, baring his fangs at him: "This is my bed, no one will let it!"

Shen Tong was squeezed to the side of the bed, and if he moved a few more centimeters, the center of gravity would deviate from the ground. He grasped the position and said, "I am the elder, and it is only natural for the younger generation to give up the bed to the elder. You have to say polite!"

Su Lie: "Let go! Don't pick on me!"

Shen Tong: "Don't let me go! Unless you give me the bed, or you can give me half of it."

Su Lie: "You have a good idea! Don't be unreasonable! Let go, it hurts, if you pick me up again, I'll pick you up too!"

Shen Tong: "If you dare to pick on me, I will run and tell your mother!"

Su Lie: "Go! If you tell her, I will tell her that you are not here to help me with my homework, you are here to avoid her!"

The two were fighting fiercely, when Su Lie's cell phone rang, he stretched out his hand and pressed the answer button, it was inconvenient to hold it in his hand, so he clicked on the public release, and heard Jiang Lanlan over there say in a nasal voice: "A Lie, haven't you yet?" Go to sleep, what are you doing?"

Su Lie grabbed Shen Tong's hand out of breath: "I didn't do anything, I was going to sleep."

Jiang Lanlan: "What's the matter with you, you just finished exercising?"

Su Lie snorted: "To be precise, he is exercising."

Jiang Lanlan's voice was a little anxious: "Why do I seem to hear someone else's voice? That person is in your room?"

Su Lie knew who she was talking about, and the two of them had a lot of quarrels because of Shen Tong, but he didn't bother to tell this lie, and replied casually: "Well, I'm here."

Shen Tong took the opportunity to explain: "I just came to spend the night, and he didn't allow it, so I made a fuss for a while. Alright, Su Lie, stop making trouble, I'll just go to sleep on the sofa, you can call at ease."

Su Lie just refused to let go, saying: "I don't believe you, as soon as I let go you will pick my flesh."

Jiang Lanlan: "You two slept together?"

"Well, this shameless..." As soon as the words came out, Su Lie couldn't help but pause, and changed his words, "This guy is too thick-skinned, he insists on occupying my bed, and I'm fixing him. Shen Tong, let me tell you You, just wait honestly and I will give you a quarter of the position!"

Shen Tong muttered: "Who is enough for a quarter? I might as well lie on the sofa. Besides, I just agreed to lie on the sofa. What are you doing?"

Su Lie paused for a moment, then said: "Then what if you are lying to me, what if I let go and you come to tickle me again? You are a little bastard who doesn't keep his word, I won't let go."

Shen Tongxin said that you are still in good spirits, who rarely breaks promises in such trivial matters.He struggled to break free, raised his knee against Su Lie's lower abdomen and said, "If you can't trust my character so much, then I won't lie on the sofa, and you will be responsible for the consequences!"

Su Liejin slid away from his knees as soon as he turned his waist, and turned into a posture embracing him behind his back. He felt that the skeleton of the person in his arms was thin and weak, and he could easily hug him, so he said without hesitation: "You also I think too highly of myself, I don’t even have a few catties of flesh on your body, it’s more than enough to make a quarter of it, could it be possible that you can still squeeze me down?”

Usually people are slow to respond to the sudden situation around them when they are on the phone, except for these two people, they basically do not respond to the situation on the other end of the phone.Jiang Lanlan was in a hurry: "Ariel, you, you touch him?"

Su Lie was scratched by Shen Tong and couldn't help laughing, and said with a stern face: "Don't do this! I was unprepared when I was suppressed by you last time. This time I can't do it again! I don't believe I'm the only one." People are afraid of itching, but you are not afraid of it?"

After speaking, he turned over and pressed Shen Tong under his body, opened his clothes and scratched at the soft flesh of his waist, and it hit the right spot, making Shen Tong laugh out loud, lying on the bed writhing non-stop.

When he laughed, Shen Tong was very energetic, his cheeks were flushed, his brows were filled with humiliation and helplessness, his eyes were shining with water, and the white teeth under his thin lips were alluring to observe him The person with the three souls and seven souls hooked them all over.

Su Lie sighed badly, wouldn't he be abducted every minute after he was released out of the house?He involuntarily stopped his movements, quietly looking at the suppressed person.

He saw that Shen Tong's wanton laughter was slowly calming down, and he changed back to that little white face with a detached face, but his breathing was still very short, and his chest was heaving and falling, which made people feel love and pity.

It's so beautiful!

Su Lie was extremely annoyed, why did Shen Tong have such an appearance, no matter what, his every move was a trap, but he was caught off guard from being a hunter to the opponent's prey, and he didn't dare to take another step forward, for fear of If you take too many steps, you will fall into a deep pit covered with nails.

The churning stopped, and Jiang Lanlan's sobbing sound finally reached the eardrums of the two of them. Shen Tong was the first to come to his senses, and gave Su Lie a hard look, beckoning him to save him quickly.So Su Lie grabbed the phone and coaxed: "Lan Lan, be good, don't be angry, can't I be wrong?"

"Beep—" It was a blind voice that responded to him.

Shen Tong urged: "Call back quickly! Call back and apologize, then put the responsibility on me, saying that I was pestering you!"

Su Lie "...Why should I say that you are pestering me? Just be realistic."

Shen Tong: "You can seek truth from facts, but are girls willing to listen? Don't reason with your girlfriend, how can you make her happy?"

Su Lie was unhappy: "I didn't do anything, if she can't understand, there's nothing I can do."

Hearing such words, Shen Tong would give him a headache, not to mention that little girls don't like to hear them, and neither do old men.Shen Tong said melancholy: "I have convinced you, so I just ask you a word, do you want to coax him well?"

Su Lie thought for a few seconds, then nodded: "I want to, of course I want to."

Shen Tong: "That's fine, call back and admit your mistake, with a correct attitude."

Su Lie: "How upright do you want to be?"

Shen Tong: "I'll teach you, now I'm you, you're a little girl, listen up."

Hearing that Su Lie sat up cross-legged and listened intently with his chin resting, who knew that this was another trap, his mind was in a trance inadvertently, and he fell into Shen Tong's nasal tone inexplicably.

"Baby, I really miss you today. I misunderstood just now. Can you give me a minute to explain? Baby, don't hang up, do you know what I'm doing now? I'm remembering when we were together The little things that happened during the two years we were together..."

"have you understood?"

Su Lie was full of silly smiles.

"Su Lie!" Shen Tong pushed him, "I've worked so hard to imitate for a long time here, and you're just having fun here? Did you hear me? Are you laughing at me?"

Su Lie let out an "ah" and fell onto the bed covering his face: "No, I'm not joking, I just want to know how you can say these nasty words and where you learned them from."

Shen Tong: "I read it from a book, and it's also shown on TV, but all men with high EQ coax their girlfriends like this, why don't you, you're so stupid."

Su Lie jumped up: "Who are you calling stupid, I just say these nonsense, disgusting."

Shen Tong hates iron but not steel: "You are disgusting! A dead straight man..."

The word "straight man" pierced into Su Lie's heart again, he really wasn't sure if he was a straight man, just now Shen Tong yelled "Baby", which made his whole body go limp, almost showing his true self.

Shen Tong asked: "How is it, do you want to do it?"

Su Lie was stunned: "Ah? What, what are you doing?"

"Of course, call your girlfriend as I said." Shen Tong waved his hands in front of his eyes, "Are you okay, why do you look like you have been beaten by frost, and you are in a trance."

Su Lie: "No, no, I just find it... difficult to speak."

Shen Tong self-examined: "Is it really that nasty?"

Su Lie: "Well...it's okay, I can bear it when I hear you say it, but if you ask me to say it myself, I'm a little...tsk, I really can't say it."

Shen Tong: "You are not used to it, then you should practice it a few times before playing."

Su Lie's thoughts flashed: "Then I will practice with you?"

Shen Tong: "Of course I can cooperate with you, can you do it?"

"Let me try." Su Lie looked into Shen Tong's eyes as he spoke, saw his own shadow in his dark pupils, and suddenly his heart beat faster. Words are spoken.

Shen Tong saw it, and asked: "Is it still not possible? Otherwise, you can change the word, such as dear, sweetheart or something. It shouldn't be that difficult. I see other boys who fall in love with each other just by opening their mouths."

Su Lie: "Maybe those boys are quite shameless."

Shen Tong was so angry that he kicked his legs: "You are so anxious to death, aren't you usually quite shameless, why are you so stupid now."

Su Lie opened his eyes: "Who do you say is shameless, why am I shameless?"

"Okay, let's not discuss this, let's discuss how to coax a good girlfriend, and I will help you find out." Shen Tong opened the mobile phone to search for entries: Boyfriends always feel that they can't say intimate names, and feel numb. Is this a disease? ?How to cure?

Su Lie was beside him: "Your entry is too long, did you search for it like this?"

Shen Tong: "Of course, you see, there is an answer to this. Netizens answer one: It's a disease, there is no cure."

Su Lie: "It's nonsense, this kind of answer is made up by boring people, you'd be a fool if you believed it."

Shen Tong: "Netizen's answer [-]: It's not a disease, but there is a problem with the way of getting along between the two of you. It is absolutely not the responsibility of your boyfriend for this kind of situation. As a girlfriend, you must learn to find the reason from yourself. You have to reflect on yourself from time to time, have you cared enough for your boyfriend today? Have you had a routine beating? If you have already had a beating and it is still the same, then here is the suggestion to break up directly."

Su Lie: "What are these answers? Are there any more reliable ones?"

Shen Tong: "Netizen's answer three: There is no other reason, just two words, I don't love it!"

"No more?" Su Lie said, "I think this person may be on point, did you say anything else?"

"Oh, I said it, I'll read it to you," Shen Tong read aloud solemnly, "Only people who are too idle will fall in love, and even calling nicknames feels gross and has no feelings, so why are you talking about blind love? Idiots and mentally handicapped people come to the Internet to search for such answers, and those who spread dog food eat shit..."

"Stop, stop, stop," Su Lie stretched out his hand to cover Shen Tong's mouth, "Stop reading, how did you manage to pronounce these dirty words in a cadenced tone?"

Shen Tong buzzed: "Well... that's what you want to hear... Can you take your hands away first?"

Needless to say, Su Lie flicked his hand back by himself - Shen Tong's lips were soft and hot, and it was crisp and itchy when rubbing against his palm, and he dared to look over with that kind of innocent eyes, this is not fire Do you pour oil on it?

Fireworks burst out in Su Lie's heart, and a strong urge to bully was sprinting towards the breakthrough of reason. It was crackling and exploding, and it was about to burst out.He lowered his head slightly, his lips opened and closed: "Baby..."

"Ah?" Shen Tong was stunned.