Can't stop the medicine
Chapter 89 Kenshin
Early the next morning, Ren Xiaoyao, who woke up beautifully and radiant, was amazed at the two blue and black eye circles hanging on Qingyue's face: "Qingqing?"
"Are you really green? Hahahahaha~"
"Did you suffer from insomnia? You slept too much in the past few years, so you can't sleep? Hahahaha~"
Pressing hard between the eyebrows twice, Qingyue, who was not in good condition, said in a low tone: "Hehe..."
"I held back 'piss' all night last night."
"Ah?" Ren Xiaoyao's expression was first stunned, then amazed, and finally gave a thumbs up in admiration: "Then you are really amazing!"
Qingyue: "..."
Obviously, Ren Xiaoyao had long since left behind the metaphor of being late.
The warriors who also slept on the street rushed to Jianjian Cliff early to get their number plates as soon as the sun was shining. Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue, two careless people, were different.Not only did the two get up later than others, but when they saw the streets and inns that were no longer crowded, they even thought that it was natural and wise that they were late.
Picking a nearby restaurant with a nice decoration, Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue ate a sumptuous breakfast slowly, and then walked leisurely towards the Burial Sword Cliff.
At least two miles away from the gate of the Jianjianya Sect, the surrounding area is already crowded with warriors who came to participate in the selection.Rubbing shoulders and heels is not enough to describe this kind of grand occasion, Ren Xiaoyao almost saw the hot scene that can only be caused by 21% discount of chain supermarkets in the 1st century.
Ren Xiaoyao, who was standing next to the crowd with his arms around Qingyue, sighed, he hadn't squeezed in to feel the crowd of sardine cans, but he already felt anxious.
The arms wrapped around Qingyue's waist tightened again, Ren Xiaoyao stretched his neck and looked over the back of his dark head, the small table temporarily set up at the entrance of the Jianjianya Sect was overwhelmed by warriors still queuing.
Ren Xiaoyao smacked the sour teeth: "Tsk~"
"Is there too many people?"
Turning to look at Qingyue beside him, Ren Xiaoyao frowned and said, "Well... when did the assessment officially start?"
Raising her hand to brush her messy hair blown by the wind, Qingyue replied, "It's still early at noon."
Impatient and helpless, Ren Xiaoyao squeezed into the crowd holding Qingyue's shoulders, looking for the tail of the team: "Forget it, let's get the number plate quickly..."
"Let's make my identity legal first, and I'm really panicked when I suddenly become a hacker."
Qingyue glanced at Ren Xiaoyao, and then said slowly after a while, "I see you are quite happy being a deaf-mute, and you don't seem to panic at all."
Ren Xiaoyao: "..." Can you forget about being uneducated?
Although the temporary table used to distribute the number plates looks a bit chilly, but Jianjianya is a big school after all, and its work efficiency is definitely first-class.
Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue didn't wait long before it was their turn.
The elder sitting in front of the stone table had a long pale beard and hair fluttering in the wind, his face was rosy and his cheeks were plump, and he looked like a fairy.The elder pinched Ren Xiaoyao and Ren Xiaoyao's shoulders casually, and confirmed that their bone ages were qualified.
Raising his eyelids and looking over at Ren Xiaoyao and the two, the elder took out two matchbox-sized signs of unknown material from under the table and handed them to them, and at the same time informed the young warrior behind him to arrange for them to fill out the registration form.
Ren Xiaoyao, who took the number plate, subconsciously glanced at the number on it——54250
Take another look at the number on Qingyue's number plate——52013
Ren Xiaoyao said: "???" Does this number plate have a recognition function?I can't believe this Guwu world is so smart!
"This one..." Ren Xiaoyao wrinkled his face and pondered how to address the elder with the white beard: "The elder?"Wouldn't it be embarrassing if it was actually the deputy elder? '
'Grandpa?People will be unhappy if they are called so old, right? '
'Call the teacher?Will people think that I am trying to get close? '
……
After brainstorming for half a minute, Ren Xiaoyao finally choked out two words: "Brother?"
Elder with white beard: "..."
Onlookers: "..."
Fortunately, the white-bearded elder's mind is wider than the length of his beard, and he didn't care about calling such trivial matters: "Do you have any questions?"
"Why is my number plate 54250, but Qingqing's is 52013?" Ren Xiaoyao asked.
The elder with the white beard said lightly: "The number plate is random."
Qingyue was also taken aback when he heard the words, and said in a dumb voice: "Then what are these warriors queuing up for so early?"
The elder with the white beard snorted lightly, curled his lips and said, "Are you full enough..."
While speaking, the white-bearded elder moved his shoulder blades twice, sat up straight suddenly, and said solemnly: "Okay, you two hurry up and fill out the form. If you have any questions, don't bother me anymore."
Ren Xiaoyao, who took the registration form, landed on the [Marriage and Childbirth] item, and couldn't take away his glued eyes.
Ren Xiaoyao, who blinked a few times to confirm that he was not crazy about his son, looked up and turned to the young warrior in charge of the registration form, with a sense of justice almost overflowing from his chest: "Is it difficult for the sect to recruit people? There is also gender discrimination/discrimination? You don't recruit unmarried women disciple?"
The movement of the facial muscles perfectly interprets the astonishment of the young warrior, revealing 'what are you talking about? ’ information, but still tried their best to explain: “If you pass the assessment and enter Hidden Sword Cliff, the Zongmen will allocate space according to the family population of the new disciples.”
Ren Xiaoyao suddenly widened his eyes in surprise.It feels like you were only hoping for a bowl, only to be handed a pot full of Yangcheng Lake crabs.
Frowning, Ren Xiaoyao, who has never been stingy with praise, smiled and said: "I didn't expect Zongmen to be quite humane!"
The treatment that Zanjianya treats new disciples is equivalent to graduates entering Beijing to work, the unit is settled and the housing is allocated, it is really leveraged!
However, before Ren Xiaoyao asked about the living environment, another young warrior added indifferently: "One person has a single bed, two people have a large single bed, three people come with straw, and four people have a stable. Just right."
Qingyue, who had long realized that things were not that simple, remained silent and filled the last box of the registration form.
Ren Xiaoyao's smile faded away: "Just pretend I didn't say it." It's like you only hoped to get a bowl, but the other party handed you a pot full of Yangcheng Lake crabs.But when you opened the lid of the Yangcheng Lake crab with joy, you found that there was not even a shred of meat inside.
Ren Xiaoyao, who had been slipped away for a while, lacked interest, and quickly filled out the form with a four-dimensional world with missing arms and legs.
Glancing at the 'congealed' martial artist behind him, Ren Xiaoyao, who was already disappointed, was even more depressed. It is estimated that only delicious food can bring him a little bit of happiness: "That...do we have to wait here?"
The young warrior who participated in the recruitment of new disciples for the first time was stunned: "Uh..."
"Should... it's okay? The assessment starts at noon... it should be... all right?"
The warriors who participated in the Judgment of Burial Sword Cliff over the years wished they could not leave each other, as if this would allow a certain elder to look at them more, and they would have more opportunities than others.There have never been Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue who are eager to leave after signing up, no wonder the young warriors are stunned.
Ren Xiaoyao patted the young warrior on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Okay, brother! Let's go and come back at noon."
"If there's any problem, it's your fault!"
Ren Xiaoyao, who successfully dumped the blame, quickly dragged Qingyue into the dark crowd and disappeared without waiting for the young warrior to answer.
Young warrior: "..." It's all my fault that I grew up on the Burial Sword Cliff and never learned to swear.
After Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue savored the special food and drinks in the tavern, the satisfied two stepped back to the gate of the Jianjianya Sect.
When he was young, Ren Xiaoyao, who browsed all kinds of fantasy channels on various websites, straightened his stomach and raised his chest, and was already ready to flex his muscles.
Seeing Ren Xiaoyao's dignified appearance, rare in a century, made Qingyue feel uncomfortable.After several glances at Ren Xiaoyao, Qingyue finally couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong with you?"
"Huh?" Ren Xiaoyao looked down at Qingyue relying on his height, pretending to be deep: "Do you know what will happen next? I! I know! I know!"
"Huh?" Qingyue frowned: "You know?"
Reason tells Qingyue that Ren Xiaoyao is [-]% talking nonsense again; but experience tells Qingyue that Ren Xiaoyao will definitely not be talking nonsense in this way.
Qingyue, who always likes to think twice before making a decision, fell into deep thought: "Could it be... Dimension leap can change people's ability to obtain prophecy?" '
'Or, can people feel their own safety? '
……
Just as Qingyue's mind was spinning rapidly, Ren Xiaoyao continued: "According to the plot, there must be a dark horse born out of the sky next. No one can match the speed and speed; no one can match the power by strength; the state of mind, the state of mind Invincible; in the test of combat power, the combat power is invincible at the same level! He passed five levels! Killed six generals! Swept away the top disciples of all major families, and became the final winner of this assessment conference as a casual cultivator!"
"All the elders of Burial Sword Cliff hoped to accept him as a disciple, and even fought for him! In the end, the elder Sisiguan Taishang with the highest cultivation level of Burial Sword Cliff was born. Take him under his seat and teach him carefully!"
After Ren Xiaoyao's succinct and clear description, the classic face-slapping/forced routines of fantasy Xiaobaiwen come to life on paper.If Qingyue still can't figure out what kind of messy things are in Ren Xiaoyao's mind at this time, then he is not Qingyue but Ren Xiaoyao.
Speechless and helpless, Qingyue pursed her lips: "I shouldn't have high expectations for your brain circuit!"
Ren Xiaoyao, who still had hope for Xiaobaiwen, retorted: "We have to consider the whole situation, let alone! Maybe I'm the dark horse?"
But it is a pity that Ren Xiaoyao is not destined to be a dark horse. He is destined to be a unique and strange man, far from those dark horses of ordinary people.
Because as soon as Ren Xiaoyao finished speaking, the white-bearded elder at Burial Sword Cliff began to announce the qualified list.
After a long list of names that Ren Xiaoyao was too lazy to listen to, the elder with white beard finally read his and Qingyue's names: "The list of servants in the outer sect is as follows—"
"54250...39022...54250...109273..."
After reading the last string of numbers, the elder with white beard whispered softly, and said, "The admission list is as follows, do you have any objections?"
"Handy boy?!!!"
Those two simple words completely shattered Ren Xiaoyao's glory as a time traveler.More importantly, his youth is so good-looking, how could he be a handyman?Of course Ren Xiaoyao has objections, and he has big objections!
Before Qingyue could stop him, Ren Xiaoyao raised his own question with the approval of the elder with white beard: "I want to know what the content of the assessment is? Why did we stop here without doing anything? Handyman?"
The white-bearded old man still looked calm, and replied leisurely: "The content of the assessment is very simple, two words are enough to sum it up-Jian Xin!"
Ren Xiaoyao was shocked: "???"
"Bad heart?" What kind of strange request is this?
However, Ren Xiaoyao is a person who strives for the top, especially under the premise that he is a black family, it is even more important to be able to deeply integrate into Jianjianya.
So he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet. Ren Xiaoyao, who is basically not very shameless, planned to be completely shameless, so he said loudly: "The one who was admitted as a core disciple, I want to compare with him! I want to know, where is he so cheap? Already!"
Qingyue: "..." According to my understanding of Xiaoyao, he definitely understands it as a 'cheap heart'.
"Are you really green? Hahahahaha~"
"Did you suffer from insomnia? You slept too much in the past few years, so you can't sleep? Hahahaha~"
Pressing hard between the eyebrows twice, Qingyue, who was not in good condition, said in a low tone: "Hehe..."
"I held back 'piss' all night last night."
"Ah?" Ren Xiaoyao's expression was first stunned, then amazed, and finally gave a thumbs up in admiration: "Then you are really amazing!"
Qingyue: "..."
Obviously, Ren Xiaoyao had long since left behind the metaphor of being late.
The warriors who also slept on the street rushed to Jianjian Cliff early to get their number plates as soon as the sun was shining. Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue, two careless people, were different.Not only did the two get up later than others, but when they saw the streets and inns that were no longer crowded, they even thought that it was natural and wise that they were late.
Picking a nearby restaurant with a nice decoration, Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue ate a sumptuous breakfast slowly, and then walked leisurely towards the Burial Sword Cliff.
At least two miles away from the gate of the Jianjianya Sect, the surrounding area is already crowded with warriors who came to participate in the selection.Rubbing shoulders and heels is not enough to describe this kind of grand occasion, Ren Xiaoyao almost saw the hot scene that can only be caused by 21% discount of chain supermarkets in the 1st century.
Ren Xiaoyao, who was standing next to the crowd with his arms around Qingyue, sighed, he hadn't squeezed in to feel the crowd of sardine cans, but he already felt anxious.
The arms wrapped around Qingyue's waist tightened again, Ren Xiaoyao stretched his neck and looked over the back of his dark head, the small table temporarily set up at the entrance of the Jianjianya Sect was overwhelmed by warriors still queuing.
Ren Xiaoyao smacked the sour teeth: "Tsk~"
"Is there too many people?"
Turning to look at Qingyue beside him, Ren Xiaoyao frowned and said, "Well... when did the assessment officially start?"
Raising her hand to brush her messy hair blown by the wind, Qingyue replied, "It's still early at noon."
Impatient and helpless, Ren Xiaoyao squeezed into the crowd holding Qingyue's shoulders, looking for the tail of the team: "Forget it, let's get the number plate quickly..."
"Let's make my identity legal first, and I'm really panicked when I suddenly become a hacker."
Qingyue glanced at Ren Xiaoyao, and then said slowly after a while, "I see you are quite happy being a deaf-mute, and you don't seem to panic at all."
Ren Xiaoyao: "..." Can you forget about being uneducated?
Although the temporary table used to distribute the number plates looks a bit chilly, but Jianjianya is a big school after all, and its work efficiency is definitely first-class.
Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue didn't wait long before it was their turn.
The elder sitting in front of the stone table had a long pale beard and hair fluttering in the wind, his face was rosy and his cheeks were plump, and he looked like a fairy.The elder pinched Ren Xiaoyao and Ren Xiaoyao's shoulders casually, and confirmed that their bone ages were qualified.
Raising his eyelids and looking over at Ren Xiaoyao and the two, the elder took out two matchbox-sized signs of unknown material from under the table and handed them to them, and at the same time informed the young warrior behind him to arrange for them to fill out the registration form.
Ren Xiaoyao, who took the number plate, subconsciously glanced at the number on it——54250
Take another look at the number on Qingyue's number plate——52013
Ren Xiaoyao said: "???" Does this number plate have a recognition function?I can't believe this Guwu world is so smart!
"This one..." Ren Xiaoyao wrinkled his face and pondered how to address the elder with the white beard: "The elder?"Wouldn't it be embarrassing if it was actually the deputy elder? '
'Grandpa?People will be unhappy if they are called so old, right? '
'Call the teacher?Will people think that I am trying to get close? '
……
After brainstorming for half a minute, Ren Xiaoyao finally choked out two words: "Brother?"
Elder with white beard: "..."
Onlookers: "..."
Fortunately, the white-bearded elder's mind is wider than the length of his beard, and he didn't care about calling such trivial matters: "Do you have any questions?"
"Why is my number plate 54250, but Qingqing's is 52013?" Ren Xiaoyao asked.
The elder with the white beard said lightly: "The number plate is random."
Qingyue was also taken aback when he heard the words, and said in a dumb voice: "Then what are these warriors queuing up for so early?"
The elder with the white beard snorted lightly, curled his lips and said, "Are you full enough..."
While speaking, the white-bearded elder moved his shoulder blades twice, sat up straight suddenly, and said solemnly: "Okay, you two hurry up and fill out the form. If you have any questions, don't bother me anymore."
Ren Xiaoyao, who took the registration form, landed on the [Marriage and Childbirth] item, and couldn't take away his glued eyes.
Ren Xiaoyao, who blinked a few times to confirm that he was not crazy about his son, looked up and turned to the young warrior in charge of the registration form, with a sense of justice almost overflowing from his chest: "Is it difficult for the sect to recruit people? There is also gender discrimination/discrimination? You don't recruit unmarried women disciple?"
The movement of the facial muscles perfectly interprets the astonishment of the young warrior, revealing 'what are you talking about? ’ information, but still tried their best to explain: “If you pass the assessment and enter Hidden Sword Cliff, the Zongmen will allocate space according to the family population of the new disciples.”
Ren Xiaoyao suddenly widened his eyes in surprise.It feels like you were only hoping for a bowl, only to be handed a pot full of Yangcheng Lake crabs.
Frowning, Ren Xiaoyao, who has never been stingy with praise, smiled and said: "I didn't expect Zongmen to be quite humane!"
The treatment that Zanjianya treats new disciples is equivalent to graduates entering Beijing to work, the unit is settled and the housing is allocated, it is really leveraged!
However, before Ren Xiaoyao asked about the living environment, another young warrior added indifferently: "One person has a single bed, two people have a large single bed, three people come with straw, and four people have a stable. Just right."
Qingyue, who had long realized that things were not that simple, remained silent and filled the last box of the registration form.
Ren Xiaoyao's smile faded away: "Just pretend I didn't say it." It's like you only hoped to get a bowl, but the other party handed you a pot full of Yangcheng Lake crabs.But when you opened the lid of the Yangcheng Lake crab with joy, you found that there was not even a shred of meat inside.
Ren Xiaoyao, who had been slipped away for a while, lacked interest, and quickly filled out the form with a four-dimensional world with missing arms and legs.
Glancing at the 'congealed' martial artist behind him, Ren Xiaoyao, who was already disappointed, was even more depressed. It is estimated that only delicious food can bring him a little bit of happiness: "That...do we have to wait here?"
The young warrior who participated in the recruitment of new disciples for the first time was stunned: "Uh..."
"Should... it's okay? The assessment starts at noon... it should be... all right?"
The warriors who participated in the Judgment of Burial Sword Cliff over the years wished they could not leave each other, as if this would allow a certain elder to look at them more, and they would have more opportunities than others.There have never been Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue who are eager to leave after signing up, no wonder the young warriors are stunned.
Ren Xiaoyao patted the young warrior on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Okay, brother! Let's go and come back at noon."
"If there's any problem, it's your fault!"
Ren Xiaoyao, who successfully dumped the blame, quickly dragged Qingyue into the dark crowd and disappeared without waiting for the young warrior to answer.
Young warrior: "..." It's all my fault that I grew up on the Burial Sword Cliff and never learned to swear.
After Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue savored the special food and drinks in the tavern, the satisfied two stepped back to the gate of the Jianjianya Sect.
When he was young, Ren Xiaoyao, who browsed all kinds of fantasy channels on various websites, straightened his stomach and raised his chest, and was already ready to flex his muscles.
Seeing Ren Xiaoyao's dignified appearance, rare in a century, made Qingyue feel uncomfortable.After several glances at Ren Xiaoyao, Qingyue finally couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong with you?"
"Huh?" Ren Xiaoyao looked down at Qingyue relying on his height, pretending to be deep: "Do you know what will happen next? I! I know! I know!"
"Huh?" Qingyue frowned: "You know?"
Reason tells Qingyue that Ren Xiaoyao is [-]% talking nonsense again; but experience tells Qingyue that Ren Xiaoyao will definitely not be talking nonsense in this way.
Qingyue, who always likes to think twice before making a decision, fell into deep thought: "Could it be... Dimension leap can change people's ability to obtain prophecy?" '
'Or, can people feel their own safety? '
……
Just as Qingyue's mind was spinning rapidly, Ren Xiaoyao continued: "According to the plot, there must be a dark horse born out of the sky next. No one can match the speed and speed; no one can match the power by strength; the state of mind, the state of mind Invincible; in the test of combat power, the combat power is invincible at the same level! He passed five levels! Killed six generals! Swept away the top disciples of all major families, and became the final winner of this assessment conference as a casual cultivator!"
"All the elders of Burial Sword Cliff hoped to accept him as a disciple, and even fought for him! In the end, the elder Sisiguan Taishang with the highest cultivation level of Burial Sword Cliff was born. Take him under his seat and teach him carefully!"
After Ren Xiaoyao's succinct and clear description, the classic face-slapping/forced routines of fantasy Xiaobaiwen come to life on paper.If Qingyue still can't figure out what kind of messy things are in Ren Xiaoyao's mind at this time, then he is not Qingyue but Ren Xiaoyao.
Speechless and helpless, Qingyue pursed her lips: "I shouldn't have high expectations for your brain circuit!"
Ren Xiaoyao, who still had hope for Xiaobaiwen, retorted: "We have to consider the whole situation, let alone! Maybe I'm the dark horse?"
But it is a pity that Ren Xiaoyao is not destined to be a dark horse. He is destined to be a unique and strange man, far from those dark horses of ordinary people.
Because as soon as Ren Xiaoyao finished speaking, the white-bearded elder at Burial Sword Cliff began to announce the qualified list.
After a long list of names that Ren Xiaoyao was too lazy to listen to, the elder with white beard finally read his and Qingyue's names: "The list of servants in the outer sect is as follows—"
"54250...39022...54250...109273..."
After reading the last string of numbers, the elder with white beard whispered softly, and said, "The admission list is as follows, do you have any objections?"
"Handy boy?!!!"
Those two simple words completely shattered Ren Xiaoyao's glory as a time traveler.More importantly, his youth is so good-looking, how could he be a handyman?Of course Ren Xiaoyao has objections, and he has big objections!
Before Qingyue could stop him, Ren Xiaoyao raised his own question with the approval of the elder with white beard: "I want to know what the content of the assessment is? Why did we stop here without doing anything? Handyman?"
The white-bearded old man still looked calm, and replied leisurely: "The content of the assessment is very simple, two words are enough to sum it up-Jian Xin!"
Ren Xiaoyao was shocked: "???"
"Bad heart?" What kind of strange request is this?
However, Ren Xiaoyao is a person who strives for the top, especially under the premise that he is a black family, it is even more important to be able to deeply integrate into Jianjianya.
So he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet. Ren Xiaoyao, who is basically not very shameless, planned to be completely shameless, so he said loudly: "The one who was admitted as a core disciple, I want to compare with him! I want to know, where is he so cheap? Already!"
Qingyue: "..." According to my understanding of Xiaoyao, he definitely understands it as a 'cheap heart'.
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