Can't stop the medicine

Chapter 23 You know what a shit

Chris is the class teacher of the ghost class.

The job is similar to that of an instructor in the 21st century. The main function is a mascot, and the secondary function is to act as a bridge between students and the school.

However, to Ren Xiaoyao's surprise, Chris, who has beautiful muscles like a statue of David, is actually taking the path of spiritual cultivation, and his strength does not seem to be weak.

Because of this, Chris also serves as the tutor of the "Psychological Theory" subject of the Yinling class.

During the whole class, apart from a simple self-introduction and name-calling at the beginning, Chris spent most of the time talking about school rules and mottos to the freshmen.

After the explanation, Chris answered some common questions of the students in a targeted manner, and the bell rang for the end of get out of class.

Watching the students running out in a swarm, Chris, whose redness on his cheeks barely faded, deliberately walked up to Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue who were lagging behind.

Seeing Ren Qing whose eye sockets were breathing in Qingyue's arms, Chris gently reminded: "You can bring children and pets to class, but be careful not to disturb the teacher's class, otherwise credits will be deducted."

Credits, the currency in circulation among the Twelve-Star Universities, have an exchange ratio of 1:100 to the common currency of the alliance, Amethyst—one credit can be exchanged for 1 Amethyst coins.

When a freshman enrolls, the school will automatically store 30 basic credits in the student's account.After the students have spent all their basic credits, they need to recharge them with Amethyst Coins, or earn them by performing missions.

Simply put, it is the difference between RMB players and technical players.Renminbi players with a strong family background can recharge, while technical players with a weak family background have to take risks in the wild.

Before Qingyue could say anything, the villain/Jing Renqing nestled in Qingyue's arms was not happy.

Ren Qing, who knew the other party was talking about him almost as soon as Chris spoke, pouted, and stared at Chris reproachfully with a pair of big purple grape-like eyes.

Based on Ren Xiaoyao's understanding of Ren Qing, he reckoned that the little guy Ren Qing had designated in his heart that Chris looked down on people.

After looking at Ren Qing for a while, Chris suddenly laughed, raised his hand and carefully pinched Ren Qing's chubby cheek: "This little guy is so beautiful."

"Yeah." Qingyue nodded first, thought for a while and then added: "Just by looking at the face, it's quite cute."

After another pause, Qingyue added again: "Same as Xiao Yue."

The implication is that except for their faces, these two guys are quite annoying.

Chris laughed when he heard the words, and teased Ren Qing for a while before asking in a low voice, hesitantly: "Is this child...is it your two?"

A hundred people have a hundred Hamlets in their hearts.

The same sentence can naturally be interpreted by different people with different meanings.

Qingyue, whose brain waves are not at the same frequency as Chris, naturally failed to understand the other party's meaning, and nodded casually: "Well, yes."

Pursing his lips, Chris's voice, whose face was burning again, was almost pressed into his throat: "It's... who gave birth to you two? Or adopted?"

Qingyue: "???"

This question is too naked/naked, even if Qingyue doesn't understand these things, she realizes what Chris is asking.

However, before Qingyue explained the ins and outs of the matter to Chris, Ren Xiaoyao, who hadn't said a word for a long time, shook his head and said in a terrified voice: "If you want a child...then you need a communication device first. ring."

"Yeah." Chris, who didn't understand how unscrupulous Ren Xiaoyao was, nodded seriously, and almost took a small notebook to write down all the punctuation marks in Ren Xiaoyao's tone.

"And deposit money in it."

"Hmm..." Chris, who was staring at Ren Xiaoyao earnestly, nodded again, humbly asking for advice: "And then?"

"Save 20 to get a cat, 100 to get a son, and [-] million to get a cat and twins!"

"Huh...huh? (Twice)" Chris blinked his eyes in a daze, and then, as if suddenly reacting, he looked at Ren Xiaoyao with an unbelievable but pleasant expression: "Really? Really Do you have this event?"

Ren Xiaoyao continued to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "Not now, the event has just ended."

Qingyue looked at it and fell into deep thought, as if she believed Chris, not knowing what to say: "..."

For a while, the three fell into an awkward silence again.

The three of them who were rushed out of the teaching building along the flow of people and were going to the opposite teaching building were on the way, so they continued to walk for a short distance together.

Before parting, Chris, who had no idea what he was thinking along the way, looked at Ren Xiaoyao cautiously with a serious face, and said again: "You lied to me just now, right?"

Unexpectedly, Chris would have such a question, Ren Xiaoyao was also very surprised, and asked in surprise, "Did you just find out?"

With a xiu~ bang, the blush once again dazzled Chris' cheeks from the base of his neck.

"I...I just..."

Chris, who was embarrassed for a moment and didn't know where to move his hands, paused for a while, and finally tried to keep a straight face and said: "Children are not allowed to lie!"

After Chris finished speaking, he didn't wait for Ren Xiaoyao to admit his mistake, and hurriedly turned to another fork in the road with messy steps.

Qingyue and Ren Xiaoyao watched Chris's back submerged in the dense forest with diametrically opposite moods.

"Why is he so funny?"

Under Qingyue's sharp knife-like gaze, Ren Xiaoyao finally resisted the urge to continue teasing Chris.

Qingyue, who made sure Ren Xiaoyao shut up, withdrew her cold gaze, bent down and picked up the back of Bai Ri's neck and said, "There are still 5 minutes to class, hurry up."

Qingyue forced the fun away, and Ren Xiaoyao, who suppressed his smile, lazily followed Qingyue's ass.

Ren Xiaoyao, who was drooping his head, was half dead, and sighed with a lack of interest: "Life...is boring by you serious people!"

"Look at all of you, you're putting on a straight face every day like I owe you 800 million, what are you doing..."

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"Happy you, me, him, what's wrong? Smile, ten years old~"

The overwhelmed Qingyue took a deep breath, stood still and turned around, bumping into the defenseless Ren Xiaoyao who had no time to brake.

Pointing Ren Xiaoyao's chest with his fingertips to push him away, pursing his lips, Qingyue's face showed 10% seriousness: "I don't think you need to laugh anymore, you are no different from a [-]-year-old boy now. Smile again Smile ten years old, do you want to turn back into fertilized/sperm/egg?"

Ren Xiaoyao, who was caught off guard by Qingyue's sudden complaint, stood there for a long time in astonishment, and finally beeped softly in aggrieved voice: "As an ancient person, I don't think you need to learn biology so well..."

True Ancient Man Qingyue: "..."

Knowing that she and Ren Xiaoyao would never stop talking, Qingyue stared at a green leaf in the distance to calm down, then ignored Ren Xiaoyao again, and walked towards the teaching building on her own.

The two of them walked to the path opened among the trees, and not far away, a group of well-equipped sisters and brothers suddenly rushed up as if they saw a strange species in broad daylight, and rushed up like cabbages. The two surrounded each other tightly.

Among them, the one with the fastest legs was a muscular man carrying a high-tech camera and a young lady with 1.8-meter-long legs holding a microphone. These two were naturally wrapped in the innermost circle with Ren Xiaoyao.

Before Qingyue could react to what was going on, the microphone that the long-legged lady was holding tightly to his mouth was bigger than her face.

Ren Xiaoyao at the side saw it in his eyes and snickered in his heart: "It's a good thing that Xiao Qingqing didn't rush to ask questions, otherwise I'm afraid I'm going to hit my throat right now~ Hahahahaha~"

"Hello, I'm Phyllis Katrine, Director of the News Department of the Student Union of Somo University! As the person involved, what do you think of the video that went viral on the Internet 15 minutes ago?"

It's a good thing that she eats the news, and the long-legged lady Phyllis completed her self-introduction and questions from the media at the speed of eating grapes without spitting out grape skins.

Another young lady who was not as fast as Phyllis, but could squeeze better than Phyllis, also managed to break through to the inner circle at this time, and now, not to be outdone, she put the same big-faced microphone on Ren Xiaoyao's mouth.

"Hello, I'm Aimee Wylde, the head of the Somo University Student Union's Rejection of Profits Club! May I ask why you beat that boy, and what kind of enmity is there between you that allows you to go down like that? Ruthless?"

The two young ladies have already taken the lead in asking questions, and other men and women in the media are not far behind.

If people can't squeeze in, can't the sound pass through?Anyway, the microphone is big enough and the radio is strong enough!

With the above dangerous thinking in mind, everyone began to ask questions in the way of "hearing the voice before seeing the person".

"Hello, I'm a reporter from Xinming Daily. Do you have any explanation for your behavior?"

"Did you really not apologize to the other party?"

"Have you ever visited the other party after the incident?"

……

The chattering questions were like a sudden high tide, submerging Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue in an instant - the kind of drowning that could not be taken for granted.

Seeing that the microphone was about to piss off, Qingyue, who had never seen such a scene before, was a little dazed, and her head was turned away, and Ren Xiaoyao became angry for no reason.

He slapped Phyllis's microphone away, and Ren Xiaoyao said with a smile on his lips, "You ask such nonsense...it's none of your business?"

It's not that the reporter has never seen Biao, but it's true that he has never seen such a Biao in front of the live camera.For a moment, everyone was stunned, and no one made a sound.

The reporter had nothing to say, but Ren Xiaoyao had a lot to say:

"I'm not a devil, and I don't ask you to be war reporters in war zones."

"But there are so many orphans of heroes who need help, why don't you interview them?"

"Why don't you report the latest policy reform?"

"I don't know which fart/fine fart let out a few farts of unknown smell, and you just came to harass us just by smelling it. Do you know what happened? Just come to affect our normal life?"

Ren Xiaoyao was one step ahead, and the reporters who had nothing to say with a series of questioning finally caught a question they could answer.

Phyllis immediately interjected: "On [Social], the video of you beating a 14-year-old minor has been reposted tens of millions! It was ranked No. 1 in the trending search, of course we know what happened."

"No matter what he did wrong, he is a child after all. How on earth do you think that you can be so cruel?"

"We heard you have a mental illness, is that true?"

Just now being oppressed by Ren Xiaoyao's aura so that she has no power to fight back, it is a great shame for a proud beauty like Phyllis.So the questions raised can't help but become sharp, and they also have a certain bias.

Staring at Phyllis, who was refusing to give an inch but was very nervous, Ren Xiaoyao suddenly laughed: "You know what a fart."

As he spoke, he didn't bother to watch the crazy reaction of this group of people, picked up Ren Qing from Qingyue's arms with one hand, and held Qingyue with the other - Ren Xiaoyao slashed out of the crowd.

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