The boss actually opened a cute new trumpet!

Li Bai's eyes fell on the peel in his hand, wondering, "What are you doing? What are you doing peeling an apple in front of the mirror?"

Su Buyu: "There is a legend in this world that as long as you peel an apple in front of the mirror in the middle of the night, you will be able to see a witch, and then you can make a deal with the witch."

Li Bai looked at the mirror, then at Su Buyu, "So, what deal do you want to make with the witch?"

Su Buyu took a bite of the apple and didn't speak.

Li Bai covered his head: "You are too suspicious, but for the sake of saving me, I'm still willing to trust you."

Huh?Has the man's mind recovered?

Su Buyu "click" "click" biting the apple pulp.

Li Bai glanced out the window and saw that it was still raining outside, so he sat up covering his head.

"I haven't got the mission yet, so I can't just run around with you like this. I have to go back to Howard's End. If I don't have the mission, then the mission must still be in Howard's End."

Su Buyu stared at the traces of juice on the fruit knife, "Whatever you want, I never really believed you practitioners from the beginning to the end."

"The reputation of you testers is not as good as that of a dog."

Li Bai was helpless: "Listen to me first, and I will come back to you after I get the task."

Su Buyu nodded: "Very well, if you insist on going to die, of course I won't stop you."

Li Bai: "Brother, why don't you just tell me if you care about me?"

He smiled, "I will definitely come back, at least I won't let your investment in me go to waste."

Li Bai stood up and smoothed the folds of his cuffs, "Anyway, wait for me to come back."

Su Buyu didn't look back and didn't speak.

When Li Bai was about to step over the threshold, Su Buyu suddenly said: "The accident that happened here last night was caused by the witch. The witch controlled the snake and caused an explosion, because the owner of the Green mansion is a believer in the god of machinery. , Most of the guests who participated in the ball at his house last night were followers of the God of Mechanics, and the witch is trying to create panic for all those who believe in the God of Mechanics."

Li Bai fell into deep thought.

Seeing him thinking, Su Buyu became more and more convinced that his mind had begun to recover.

That's too bad, why don't you just be silly for a while?

Su Buyu: "Although witches deserve sympathy, at this moment they have been blinded by hatred and started killing innocent people indiscriminately. Even if you are a little girl now, don't take it lightly. Be careful, don't die here."

Li Bai looked at Nicholas with an indifferent expression, and suddenly laughed, "I didn't expect that the first person in this world who worried that I would die was actually an NPC."

"Don't worry, I haven't paid off the debt I owe you, how dare I die so soon?"

Li Bai smiled easily, and then left the room.

When Bai Qi came back after searching the ruins according to Su Buyu's instructions, Mr. Su was left alone in the room, and he was actually painting.

Bai Qi: "Brother, when is it, why are you still so leisurely and elegant? Guess what I found?"

Su Buyu didn't raise his head: "Another trace of the activity of the experimenter."

Bai Qi was startled.

"You didn't speak, which proves that I guessed right."

Bai Qi: "Then you know..."

"Does that tester possess the skills of a witch? Or simply she is a witch, so that's why the commotion here is caused."

Bai Qi's eyes sparkled, "Brother Su, you are too powerful, yes, what you said is right!"

"Looks like we have to hurry up."

Bai Qi: "Yes, we have to kill the believers of the God of Mechanics before that witch, otherwise the evaluation will not be high."

Su Buyu raised his head, waved to Bai Qi, and said with a smile, "Come here."

Bai Qi came over unprepared, squatted down, and put his face in front of Su Buyu.

"Boom!" Bai Qi was hit hard on the forehead by Brother Su again.

Bai Qi stared at Su Buyu, who was younger than him, with wet eyes, and shouted in grief and indignation: "Brother, what did I do wrong!"

"Oh, someone is trying to kill me, are you wrong?"

Bai Qi thought that Su Buyu was holding on to the previous matter, so he immediately lowered his head and accepted the punishment honestly.

Su Buyu didn't explain and let him get it wrong.

He rolled up the drawn drawings and stuffed them into the interlayer of his clothes.

"The strength of this world power is not right."

Bai Qi stroked his chin: "Brother Su, do you mean that the witch side is too strong? After all, with you, Brother Su, one can beat the whole world."

He did another loud rainbow fart.

Su Buyu nodded solemnly: "You're very right, so if the other party doesn't have a suitable tester, isn't this a round given to us for nothing? The world is not that stupid."

The cat ears on top of his head swagger coquettishly.

To be precise, it should be that the strength of the witch is too strong, the witch can affect the machine, but the machine cannot affect the witch, this is simply a foul, and what he is most worried about is that the shameless world will arrange him in The opposite of all.

Su Buyu asked, "Did you notice anyone around watching?"

Bai Qi shook his head: "All the robot security guards did not report any abnormalities, so no one should be watching."

Only when their accomplice commits a crime, they will not come to see it.If there is a tester who stands on the position of the God of Mechanics like him, how could he not come to investigate the strength of the enemy after hearing the news released by Bai Qi?

well.

very good.

He didn't know how much he had gone through to stand on the opposite side of everyone.

His favorite.

Su Buyu patted Bai Qi's shoulder with a smile: "Come on, let's go to the opposite factory first."

Bai Qi sighed in his heart: Su Buyu really deserves to be the number one, always so confident.

His footsteps subconsciously paused.

Su Buyu looked back at him: "What's wrong?"

Bai Qi raised a smiling face: "It's nothing, I just envy Su Ge."

Su Buyu yawned, and said slowly, "Don't envy me."

His own shadow dragged under his feet, moving with his steps.

"gone!"

He raised his hand with Bai Qi behind his back.

"Ah, yes!" Bai Qi responded happily, and followed him briskly.

While following Su Buyu, Bai Qi suddenly remembered, "Where's that idiot?"

"My brain is working again."

"Wow, isn't that Brother Su, your cooked duck flew away?"

Su Buyu lowered his eyes halfway and snorted softly, "When did you see people who you want to cheat, when did you escape the fate of being cheated?"

"Tsk tsk, Brother Su, at least be a human being, he probably will know about the good deeds you have done after he gets out of the trial ground this time."

Su Buyu smiled, "I really admire him... What's your expression?"

Bai Qi hugged himself and shivered, "Brother Su, what you said just now is undoubtedly what you said - wait for me to change my appearance, and then turn around and lie to him."

Su Buyu said solemnly: "Nonsense, I will never cheat a person three times in a row."

Bai Qi's eyes were full of disbelief.

Su Buyu raised his chin: "I just dig a hole for the rabbit that hit the same tree trunk three times, and wait for the rabbit. Can the rabbit that hit the tree by itself complain that the tree is not planted properly?"

Bai Qi was once again convinced by Mr. Su's logic.

Su Buyu found a boy's tuxedo and put it on. He was wearing a top hat with cat ears and a sign growing out of it, and he was holding a cane in his hand. If you don't think about the food in his pocket, Knife, that is really a lovely little gentleman.

Bai Qi himself found the hostess's wardrobe, put on a beautiful skirt, and even had beautiful gemstones on the cloak to shelter from the rain.

Bai Qi said happily: "Brother Su, do you think we two look like mother and son...ah!"

Su Buyu slowly moved away from Baiqi's instep, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see it."

He raised his head and smiled and asked, "Auntie, you don't mind?"

Bai Qi's neck felt cold, it's too bad, he couldn't move his mouth for a moment.

"Don't dare, dare not, boss, let me hold you... ah!"

This time the other foot also suffered.

Bai Qi cried and said: "Brother, big brother, I was wrong, I think my foot is going to break."

Su Buyu said slowly: "Don't worry, I know what to do, just find Qing Xiaomi and get it for you again."

"Remember, although I am small, I am not something you can afford."

Su Buyu raised his chin, "Do you understand?"

Bai Dian started like trouble, "Master Nicholas, what you said is right, please let the little one serve you on your way."

Su Buyu waved his hand, and took a black umbrella from the dilapidated and blood-stained corner of the wall.

"Stay away from me, I hate your women's clothing."

Bai Qi: "..."

Obviously you have also dressed as a woman yourself!

Su Buyu: "But you chose the skirt well."

He stretched out his hand and squeezed the metal pannier inside, "This thing can be used as a murder weapon anytime you pull it out."

Only Su Buyu can use anything as a murder weapon. It is estimated that he can strangle several blind-eyed practitioners just by looking for a bag of instant noodles.

Bai Qi stared at Su Buyu cautiously, for fear that he would kick him again if he was upset.

"Forget it." Su Buyu seemed to have thought of something again, and shook his head to himself.

Holding an umbrella each, the two walked across the deserted street towards the river bridge.

However, before crossing the bridge, the two picked up a puppy, bah, it should be a person with dog ears, and that person also had a sign on his head like Su Buyu, which said "Explosive Maniac".

Wrapped in a tattered black cloak, he huddled in the bridge hole, looking like a homeless wild dog.

Bai Qi looked at the man, then at Su Buyu.

"Brother, do you think that will be your brother?"

Su Buyu glanced at him, "Tell me, what kind of father and mother can give birth to a pair of cat and dog brothers?"

Bai Qi choked.

He waved his hands quickly: "No, no, I didn't mean that, uh, I think that person is probably as powerful as you, Brother Su, should we go around?"

"As good as me?" Su Buyu smiled lazily, and the cat ears on the top of his head trembled, shaking off some drops of water.

Catching Su Ge's line of sight, Bai Qi became agitated, and immediately turned around and said, "Then...then how can it be the same, can a stray dog ​​compare to the noble King Meow? Su Ge, you are now the king of cute kings!"

"You can shut up for me."

After saying a word, Su Buyu easily jumped off the embankment.

Although children's bodies are prone to lack of physical strength, they also have the advantage of being flexible and easy to use.

Having experienced so many training grounds, becoming countless men, women and children, controlling different bodies and giving full play to their unique strengths, for him, it has long been a matter of course.

He stood in front of this tester, but that tester didn't know whether he hadn't noticed him, or he was too confident in his own strength, he didn't even open his eyes, and still buried his face in the tattered cloak sleep.

Su Buyu looked at his condition carefully, and studied the degree of moisture of the soil on his body. After confirming that he had stayed in the bridge hole almost all night yesterday, he coughed lightly and poked the dog's ear with his cane. male shoulders.

"Hmm..." He didn't immediately take defensive measures after being poked awake like countless experienced testers.

Su Buyu's evaluation of him dropped several levels.

He tried his best to slow down his tone, turning his voice into that of a harmless little angel, and said with a smile, "Wake up, you'll catch a cold if you sleep here."

The stranger's voice awakened the man suddenly, he raised his head suddenly, and the sign above his head hit the bridge pier with a "dang".

With an "oh", he opened his eyes wide, and when he saw a cute kid standing in front of him, he let down his vigilance again, and he almost fell back into the cloak again.

"Ah, I'm sorry, kid, can you let Uncle sleep a little longer?"

Su Buyu held his cane and said with a smile: "I don't care, but uncle, you will be drowned soon."

"Hey?"

He scratched his head, rubbed his face again, and then lowered his head to look at the water level under the bridge hole. It didn't matter, he was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.

I saw him struggling to stand up, his feet slipped twice on the soft river mud, and he almost fell into the river.

Su Buyu, a child, walked up the embankment more nimbly than an adult.

Su Buyu spoke to Bai Qi: "Same?"

Bai Qi: "I'm sorry, it's really insulting Su to compare him with you!"

The man pulled the embankment, managed to climb up with all his hands and feet, sat down on the bank, pressed his chest and said: "Little friend, thank you, uncle almost died."

Bai Qi: "..."

How did this kind of person get into this trial ground?Are you worthy of the three words "explosive madness" above your head?

Su Buyu said sweetly, "Uncle, you're welcome."

He moved the umbrella over the man's head, "Uncle, haven't you seen my face clearly yet, would you like to look up?"

"what?"

The man didn't understand what he meant, but followed the child's wish and raised his head.

The word "arsonist" came into view.

His face turned pale in a flash.

"Boss, boss, please forgive me, yes, I'm sorry, did I take over your territory? Yes, I'm sorry! I'll get out now, get out now!"

Bai Qi looked at Su Buyu.

No, this person is wrong.

Obviously there is such a cool brand, why does he look like a coward who doesn't understand anything?

Su Buyu nodded on the ground while holding his cane, and nodded with a smile: "He who understands current affairs is a gentleman, very good, I appreciate you very much."

Bai Qi: "..."

Well, the little gentleman is starting to turn into a little boss.

Su Buyu: "First of all, you hand over your mission card first, don't move too much, otherwise, even if it's raining, I can burn you alive."

The man was shaking like he was sifting chaff, "Sure, I understand, I understand the rules, I'll give it to you, boss."

Trembling, he took out a dirt-stained envelope from his pocket and handed it to Su Buyu.

Su Buyu glanced in Bai Qi's direction.

Bai Qi immediately understood, took a step forward, picked up the envelope, opened it to read it, and respectfully said to Su Buyu: "You guessed right, his mission is the same as mine, and his name is Zhen Biao."

Zhen Biao looked at Su Buyu's expression with even more respect and fear, "Yuan, so you know everything."

Su Buyu: "..."

This man is really big.

Very good, a fake idiot left, and a real Biao came, such an opportunity should not be let go.

Su Buyu poked his cane on the clean embankment, put his hands on it, looked at Zhen Biao with a smile and said, "Of course I know it all, how dare you look down on me because I'm young?"

Zhen Biao shook his head immediately: "How dare I? Everyone in this trial ground has changed into a different look. Although you look like a child now, I believe that your true identity must be a great person!"

Su Buyu laughed, "Very well, you have a good eye, and what you said is good!"

Bai Qi immediately felt a sense of crisis.

——Oops, someone wants to take his rainbow fart tout status!

He immediately looked at Zhen Biao vigilantly, and said to Su Buyu: "Boss, you can't take it lightly. I'm afraid he is pretending to be incompetent to let you relax your vigilance on purpose."

"No, it's not...I'm really not..." Zhen Biao hastily explained.

Bai Qi: "Don't lie, tell me, how did you get the sign above your head!"

Su Buyu: "If you don't tell the truth, I'll feed you to the fish, okay?"

Under the intimidation of the two, Zhen Biao was about to collapse.

He was terrified, and cried: "I don't want to, this is really a misunderstanding, my last trial site was... a small island like a big tree grew out of the sea, and my skills are related to explosions. When I was running away, I panicked. , I accidentally blew up the trunk of the tree, and then the whole island sank into the sea, woo woo, I really didn't mean it."

Are these words true or false?