Misfiring

Finding a nearby bank with convenient parking, Cheng Mo accompanied Ying Yang to the ATM machine to check the accounts.

On a hot summer day, it was a scorching afternoon, and most of the bone spirits entrenched in the city center of A took a lazy lunch break with the air conditioner blowing on them. Apart from the restless shade and heat waves, they were the only idiots left on the street. .

Picking the card with the lightest color and inserting it into the port, Ying Yang put one hand in his pocket like a grandpa, waiting for the jumping out of the balance to surprise him again, but who knows that as soon as his hand touches the button, he senses something is wrong up.

"...Fuck, what's the password?!"

"..." The law stipulates that only adults can open an account. Although Ying Yang was 18 in his third year of high school, he didn't seem to have seen him get a card at that time. As for the password, Cheng Mo couldn't help, "Why don't you try your birthday?"

Ying Yang glanced at the display screen: "Six digits, right?"

"Ah."

931222

Incorrect password.

"No." Ying Yang looked at Cheng Mo blankly.

"Uh, what about the year plus the month?"

Generally speaking, the bank card password is likely to be the birthday of oneself or a family member, such as Cheng Mo, who set it to be the date of birth of the mother.But... Ying Yang's parents divorced very early, and his relationship with his family seems not to be very good, so Cheng Mo didn't suggest him to try this, but only let him try his own.

"That's too simple, it's impossible." Ying Yang felt that he was not so mentally handicapped.After staring at Cheng Mo for a while, he seemed to suddenly remember something, and without thinking about it, he poked down a string of numbers.

950603

……

Current account balance: 5

Current available balance: 5

……

"Fuck me!"

When Ying Yang entered the password, Cheng Mo politely turned his eyes away, and only looked at him when he heard the exclamation.

……

Damn!What a long string of numbers!

Cheng Mo was dazzled, and Ying Yang still grabbed his neck and pulled him in front of him: "Quickly count it for me, how much is it?"

"520 million." If he hadn't been familiar with Ying Yang's personality, Cheng Mo would have thought that this was a deliberate show off of his wealth, "There are more than 1000 change."

For Cheng Mo, 1000 yuan is half a month's rent, but it is really not enough in front of more than 500 million yuan.It was the first time in Cheng Mo's life that he felt the gap between rich and poor so intuitively. It was more exciting than driving a sports car to send children to school.

After all, sports cars are seen a lot, such a long string of numbers will not run all over the street.

Ying Yang saw that he was more stupefied than herself, so she lowered her voice and whispered in his ear, "Have you seen enough? Let's go when you've seen enough."

"You don't want to check anything else?" Cheng Mo couldn't help but sneak up.

"I won't check anymore," Ying Yang looked around vigilantly, not because he was afraid of being robbed, "What if I'm stealing money? There's too much money, damn it. It's more comfortable to know less."

Although Cheng Mo doubted the origin of the money, he didn't think it was stolen money.

If Ying Yang did something illegal and criminal, he would never dare to be hospitalized openly. Even private hospitals are still under the supervision of the government, and he can't mess around.

Those vicious thugs in the novel can only hide in the alleys after being shot, or dig up the bullets by themselves, or be picked up after being unconscious.Although Ying Yang is muddled, his temperament is not bad after all, and Cheng Mo firmly does not believe that he will go astray or something.

It should have caught up with the nobleman.

Unreasonable speculation Cheng Mo can't say much, thinking that the retrograde amnesia phenomenon will not last too long, since Ying Yang is uncomfortable, let's ignore it: "Return the card."

The two returned to the car again, and their mood gradually calmed down as the temperature inside the car dropped.

"Go home?" Cheng Mo asked.

Putting the card away, and counting the cash in the wallet, Ying Yang looked at the slowly receding street scene: "Go to the mall and buy some clothes."

"Oh."

Cheng Mo intends to let Ying Yang rest more, but necessities such as clothes should also be added.

Even if it doesn't last long.

Ying Yang claimed to be unfamiliar with City A, and was in the hospital as soon as he woke up. In this strange city, except Cheng Mo, no one could remember, like a small cabbage growing in the field, helpless, bitter Almost squeezed two crocodile tears.

Cheng Mo listened to his mental journey all the way, keeping silent.

The car slowly drove into the underground parking lot. Since it was the weekend, there were not many parking spaces left in the underground. Cheng Mo walked around twice before he managed to pick up a leak. Snuggled next to a Maybach, black and white intertwined, it looks like a good match.

"Hey, your car is like a toy." Ying Yang perfectly embodies what it means to achieve one's ambitions. He used to sit comfortably in the small car, but now he knows that he has a huge sum of money in his hands, but he can't help shaking, hugging Cheng Mo hinted, "Do you want to change to a better one?"

Cheng Mo squinted at him: "Are you going to see me off?"

"Okay, tell me what you like!"

Cheng Mo pointed to the side: "This one is pretty good."

"Okay! Just buy this!"

Cheng Mo laughed, and carried him to the elevator: "Do you know how much it costs, just say buy it."

"Big Ben, you can buy it for 2 or 30 yuan." Ying Yang said easily, "Brother gave you a set, how about adding zero to the budget?"

After pressing the elevator, Cheng Mo shook his head: "It's not the same. The one just now was a Maybach, so it must be three or four times your budget."

"Fuck Maybach, is Maybach that standard?" He has amnesia but is not mentally retarded.

"Really, it has been unified now." Having said that, Cheng Mo did not explain clearly that the real Maybach was discontinued a few years ago, and now the only ones that can be bought in China are nominal derivatives, which are not much different from the original in essence. big relationship.

The reason why he knew this was because a wealthy father in the parent group "inadvertently" sent a photo of Zhang Xiti's new car. In the end, although it was sent to the wrong group and withdrawn, there were still many teachers in the office the next day. Discuss it.

He hoped that Ying Yang would retreat in the face of difficulties, even if it was a joke, it would be best to take it back.

"Hey, do you think such an expensive car can fly or something?" Ying Yang couldn't figure it out, "I would only buy it if Idiots, shit, I really want to see it."

"Well, maybe 1000 million is about the same as 1000 yuan to him." Cheng Mo would not be cynical because of this. Everyone makes money according to their own abilities. The low income is also the result of their own choices, and they can't blame others. "So there is nothing comparable." sex."

"Are you not envious at all?"

Cheng Mo shook his head: "The new energy car is actually pretty good. It saves the time of number lottery, and it won't hurt so much if you bump into it. It's also low-carbon and environmentally friendly. If I had to choose, I'd rather use that money to buy a house."

Ying Yang thoughtfully: "I see."

Ding.

The elevator happened to be on the first floor, and there were three or five couples standing outside holding hands and hugging their waists. Cheng Mo was just nodding in relief, but who would have thought that Ying Yang's next sentence would be——

"Then I'll give you a suite!"

"..."

Facing everyone's suspicious eyes, Cheng Mo squeezed out from the middle with a blushing face, walked for a while and finally couldn't help jumping: "Can you be more serious?!"

Now that he's such an adult, he still doesn't have a clue as before.

"I'm serious." Ying Yang blinked innocently, "Do you think I'm coaxing you?"

"..." Cheng Mo turned his head to look at Ying Yang.To show his sincerity, Ying Yang cooperated with him to look at him until he fled in despair, his eyes flickered away from his eyes, and he said in a low voice, "No, I can buy it myself."

"Hey." Ying Yang made no secret of his sarcasm, "How much can you save a month with the salary of a teacher? If you want to buy a house in City A, you may have to wait until the year of the monkey, when the house price will rise again. Woolen cloth."

"How do you know I'm a teacher?!"

There was less embarrassment in the eyes that suddenly stared over, and more of a sense of alertness out of self-protection.Ying Yang was stopped by his question for a moment, and pressed his forehead uncomfortably: "Hiss..." Cheng Mo stared at him relentlessly, until he recovered, and said in a hoarse voice, "Didn't you talk to me this morning?" Then who is showing off that there is a winter and summer vacation, what else can it be except a teacher."

Cheng Mo's attitude slowly eased down, like a hedgehog after a stress reaction, softly lowering its spikes: "...Oh."

"Fuck." Now it's Ying Yang's turn to fight against the general, "Why are you so excited, you don't want me to know?"

Cheng Mo replied after a while: "No." Then he looked at him worriedly, "Do you have a headache again?"

"Hmph, I'm ashamed to ask."

Cheng Mo stopped and stopped wandering aimlessly with him: "Find a place to sit down and rest for a while."

Ying Yang didn't listen, just said: "Just a kiss."

At this time, they were in front of the fire escape door in a corner of the shopping mall, and there was no one around. It was a good time to play hooligans.Faced with Ying Yang's shameless and unreasonable request, Cheng Mo subconsciously refused.

But Ying Yang not only didn't give him a chance to speak, he even pushed people into the corner without any explanation. It's not so much a dreamy wall, it's more like catching a good baby who has placed an order to collect protection fees: "How many times have I said that I don't want to scare you?" Me, count how many times you have committed it yourself, huh? This is my request now, is it too much?"

too much.Cheng Mo's eyes said.

"You are too much or I am too much."

almost.Cheng Mo took a small step back.

"That's fine." In Ying Yang's view, this is not a problem at all, "I'll just call you back after you finish kissing."

Cheng Mo almost had a heart attack when he heard the tone of charity, "No..."

Before the words were finished, the door on the side opened automatically without warning. Two fashionable girls just came out of the bathroom arm in arm, but they didn't expect to see such a scene. They looked at each other, no doubt quite shocked.

Ying Yang reacted quickly, as soon as the door opened, he subconsciously blocked Cheng Mo in his arms. Although Cheng Mo was not short, his height of 175 would be considered a sought-after condition in some blind date groups, but in front of Ying Yang She could be called petite and exquisite, but now she was firmly covered by him, and the other party subconsciously thought that this was a heterosexual couple, and they couldn't help but hide in a corner and make love to each other.

I just don't understand why this boy looks so fierce.

It's probably a good thing to be disturbed.But, but they didn't do it on purpose!

"Let's go." Seeing them standing there motionless for a long time, Ying Yang finally couldn't help but speak out to chase them away.

"Yes, sorry!"

The unexpected guest ran away in a hurry.After this oolong, Cheng Mo originally thought that Ying Yang would stop joking, but after confirming that no one would pass by, Ying Yang quickly kissed him on the face, and then without even looking at him, he pulled him up. Just walk away: "I owe it first, and remember to pay it back when I go back."

He was not given a chance to rebut.