I sold snacks in ancient times

Nanfeng Pavilion is not far from the city center, Qi Yongfan and Wang Kui walked for about ten minutes.These brothels gathered together are particularly eye-catching at night. From a distance, they are brightly lit and faintly smell of makeup and wine.

Passing through a long alley, Wang Kui turned his head and said, "There happened to be a poetry conference in Nanfeng Hall today, it must be very lively."

"Isn't it?!" Qi Yongfan had a bitter face, "Didn't you say you wanted to bring me to see the world? Why did you come to see this kind of thing..."

"Oh, you idiot." In desperation, Wang Kui burst out even swear words, "The head of the Nanfeng Pavilion is named Chu Mingyue. She just won the crown this year, and it is said that she is still a virgin. If anyone can do it in today's poem If you win the first place in the conference, you can get Chu Mingyue's first night for free..."

Qi Yongfan inexplicably felt that this plot was a bit familiar, as if he had often seen it in costume dramas.It's just that the head card has changed a gender now.

He is not interested in this Chu Mingyue, compared to this, he has seen the incomparably fragrant wine pond meat forest.

But I have come here, I can't go back, so I followed Wang Kui into the Nanfeng Pavilion.

Nanfeng Hall is much purer and nobler than those ostentatious brothels next door.Standing at the door were two handsome young men in white clothes. The corners of their clothes were blowing slowly in the evening wind, as if they would ride the wind back in a second.They also have spring-like smiles on their faces, without the slightest kitsch temperament, but admirable.

Looking at the interior decoration, there are verdant green bamboos, all wooden table futons, and landscape paintings or vigorous copybooks hanging on the walls.There are only tea and melons and fruits on the table, without any Yingying Yanyan.

Looking around, there are all handsome young men in green shirts, some are playing the zither, some are holding scrolls, and some are whispering to the guests...

Qi Yongfan almost thought he had walked into a teahouse.

Seeing them enter the door, a middle-aged man came over.Wearing a blue shirt, he looked old, and his well-maintained delicate skin had almost no wrinkles.Only when you stand up, you can see the curved silkworms and fine lines at the end of the eyes, adding a bit of sexiness.

Before he could open his mouth, Qi Yongfan thought to himself, with this kind of appearance, he would have been sought after as a mature handsome man in the modern age, more than enough to be in the entertainment industry.

The man's gaze calmly slid on Qi Yongfan's handsome face and onto the high-quality blouse on his body, as if he had known Wang Kui for a long time, he smiled and said: "Prince Wang hasn't come for a while, what happened today?" null?"

Wang Kui: "Bring friends to play, I heard that you have a poetry conference here today?"

"It can't be called a conference, but it's just a small competition created by our family, Mingyue, who was bored. Does the prince want to participate?"

Wang Kui led Qi Yongfan forward, and said with a smile: "I don't know how to compose poems, I'm just a mediocre person!"

"Yoyo." The man covered his mouth and smiled, and the mist flowed, which was a bit charming, "If someone like Wang Gongzi calls himself mediocre, isn't it true that we are not even human beings."

Such superficial flattery, Wang Kui was very useful, took out broken silver as a reward and threw it to the man, saying: "Old rules, find the best position."

"Okay, I'll arrange it for you..." The man suddenly looked at Qi Yongfan, "I don't know what to call this young master?"

In such a snowy situation, it is very impolite to ask someone's name.Just as Wang Kui was about to speak, Qi Yongfan, who didn't understand at all, was already fooled into talking, saying, "My surname is Qi."

Wang Kui thought to himself, it's dangerous, if the name is tricked out, it's not safe after all.

"So it's Mr. Qi." The man said respectfully, "My name is Hua Ye. If you need anything, just call me."

After the man left, Qi Yongfan and Wang Kui were led to the side seats on the second floor.They only need to turn their heads slightly to see the whole scene clearly.Fresh melons and fruits and a pot of good Biluochun were placed on the table.

Qi Yongfan ate the grapes and said, "Is Hua Ye the old bustard here? What a strange name."

Wang Kui shook his head, and said: "In the Xiaowan's House, this kind of person is not called a bustard, but a gentleman."

The corner of Qi Yongfan's mouth twitched, thinking that this is not to discredit the private school teacher.

"Don't underestimate Hua Ye. If he is not from a lowly background, with his talent, he is more than enough to pass the examination for a scholar." Wang Kui said: "The entire Nanfeng Pavilion's young men were taught by him."

Qi Yongfan looked around again, and this Mr. Hua Ye must be an out-and-out young man who can toss out a brothel with such a decoration style.

"Well, the fruit here is quite delicious." Qi Yongfan stuffed a grape into his mouth again.

"That's right, just this melon and fruit tea cost three taels of silver."

Therefore, visiting brothels was high consumption in ancient times.

The business of Nanfeng Pavilion is quite good, and the first floor is full of people.There are fewer people on the second floor, probably because of the minimum consumption.But this was enough to surprise Qi Yongfan, he didn't expect that Yuechuan County had so many friends with broken sleeves.

However, most of them are old men with pot bellies, and a few are younger and have average looks.

Among this group of people, Qi Yongfan thought that he and Wang Kui were the most handsome.

Besides, those young men downstairs are all average-looking, not as good-looking as Yin Xu...

Wang Kui poured himself a cup of tea, looked up at Qi Yongfan, and said, "You were lying to me, you are obviously interested in men."

Qi Yongfan couldn't remember for a while, "Where did I lie to you?"

"You told me clearly that you don't like men." Wang Kui smiled self-deprecatingly, and said, "But when I mentioned Nanfeng Pavilion to you, I saw that you were quite interested."

Qi Yongfan: "I like it now, okay?"

He murmured in his heart, when did he tell Wang Kui that he didn't like men anymore.He is gay, and he has lived clearly since he was a child.

"...Then do you want to think about me again?"

Qi Yongfan: "..."

He finally remembered that when he lied to Wang Kui that he didn't like men, it was because Wang Kui confessed to him...

What should I do if my partner has unruly thoughts about me?

Qi Yongfan: "Sorry, I don't like you."

Wang Kui was not very sad, he looked indifferent, "Okay, I see."

Qi Yongfan didn't intend to fall in love here at first, he thought that after he made a lot of money, maybe he could find a way to buy a return ticket to return to modern times.

But if they wanted to talk, they wouldn't be looking for someone like Wang Kui.Just like beside him, Yin Xu is much more reliable than Wang Kui. Although he is a bit arrogant, he is kind, rich and handsome.

"Why are you in a daze, cheer up, the poetry conference is about to start." Wang Kui said.

"What's so good about this thing? I guess the top card Chu Mingyue doesn't look very good either." Qi Yongfan yawned.

In this regard, Wang Kui just smiled and did not speak.

Not long after, Hua Ye walked to the wooden platform in the middle of the first floor and said loudly: "Welcome everyone to come to the Nanfeng Pavilion tonight. Next, we will hold a small poetry competition. The winner in the end will be favored by Mr. Chu and Get 500 taels of silver!"

The crowd erupted.I don't know if it's because of Chu Mingyue or because of the 500 taels of silver.It seems that the Nanfeng Pavilion has spent a huge amount of money this time, and the people standing downstairs have all asked for paper and pens, and are ready to start composing poems.

A handsome young lady came to the second floor to distribute pens and inks, and also distributed two copies to Qi Yongfan's table.

Wang Kui asked him, "Do you want to write?"

Qi Yongfan: "I don't know how to write poetry."

Wang Kui: "I feel that everyone with the surname Qi is a great writer. You look at the number one scholar Lang Qiyong before, and then the Prime Minister of the Great Yin Qi Ruohong. Throughout the history of the Great Yin, several great poets also have the surname Qi. I think you are very educated. Yazi, why can’t he write poetry?”

Of course Qi Yongfan can't write poetry, after all he is just a pirated number one scholar.He has thousands of years of China in his head, and a few Tang poems and Song poems he recited when he was a child are already full.

"Wow, look!"

"Master Chu has appeared!!"

"Hmph, tonight I, Mr. Huang, will definitely win the first place. Chu Mingyue is mine, hahahaha..."

"Upstairs, what are you dreaming about? Hurry up and wake up."

"That's right, Young Master Mingyue belongs to everyone!"

The crowd suddenly boiled.

Qi Yongfan even vaguely saw a few short figures downstairs, who seemed to be women disguised as men...

The candlelight was flickering, and accompanied by a burst of fragrance, the man in the crescent white gown looked like a jade orchid, with a smile on his face, and moved onto the stage.He was born extremely beautiful, male and female, if he dressed up as a woman and supplemented with a refined temperament, he might be a few blocks away from the oiran of the brothel next door.

Qi Yongfan was also dumbfounded. To be honest, this is the only man he has ever seen who can match Yin Xu in appearance.

It is simply the perfect plastic surgery model of the Bangzi National Men's Team! ! !

Wang Kui said at the right time, "How do you feel? Mr. Mingyue is worthy of being the number one, right?"

Qi Yongfan: "Yes, yes."

"Why don't you just write a poem on it, even if you write it randomly. I really can't write a single word. It's too embarrassing. You can write a few words and submit it."

Qi Yongfan thought for a while, he just made up the numbers anyway, he just wrote an ancient love poem that he still remembered.In case Da Yin has not yet produced this poem, he can still earn 500 taels, hehe.

But he didn't want to be a copywriter. When he got the money, he told everyone that the poem was not written by himself, and then announced the real author's name.

Qi Yongfan's calligraphy is really bad, crooked, like a caterpillar crawling on paper.

Wang Kui didn't take it seriously at first, but after a while, he took a closer look and said in amazement: "Didn't you say you can't write poetry?!"

"I didn't say I wrote it." Qi Yongfan said leisurely, "Shh, don't tell me, let's cheat the 500 taels and run away."

"Tsk tsk, amazing..."

Soon someone came to collect the poems, Xiao Guan glanced at the ugly handwriting on the paper, which was so ugly that it was almost unreadable, he didn't pay attention, and casually folded it together and took it down.

It will take some time to review the poems.Qi Yongfan was upstairs, playing Go with Wang Kui very bored.

There are men dancing or playing the piano downstairs, which doesn't feel very interesting.He thought to himself that the Yingchun Building next door would be more interesting.

Wang Kui said firmly: "You will definitely win the first place. Don't leave me behind, and go with Mr. Mingyue."

Qi Yongfan said casually: "I was going to abandon you and go back to the inn to sleep. Is there any difference between the two?"

The people at the table next to them heard their conversation, and one of them was dissatisfied: "You still have to be the first, so confident! Today Xu Xiucai came, and he wrote poems himself, so there is no business for you."

Qi Yongfan completely took their words as fart and didn't bother to pay attention.After waiting for a long time, when he played three games of chess with Wang Kui, Hua Ye came to the stage again and said: "The results of the selection have come out, and I will announce No.1—"

Everyone couldn't help pricking up their ears.

"It's "Magpie Bridge Fairy" written by Mr. Qi!"

It is said that Xu Xiucai was drinking water at the time, and when he heard this, he spat out a sip of water, and sprayed it on Huaye's face.