Marriage on behalf of others is risky, so you need to be cautious the second time

The county magistrate's real name is Xu Chongde, and he is famous for eating tender grass as an old cow.It is not very unusual for him to marry a concubine. Almost every year, a weeping bride is carried into the county government in a sedan chair.Over time, the spectators got used to it, but there was more to talk about before and after tea and dinner.

Of course, even if you are used to it, you still have to put on a beaming spirit, go to the door to congratulate, and take advantage of this to make friends.Therefore, every wedding banquet, the county government is always "overcrowded".

Although Xu Chongde is lustful, he always wants to marry a young and beautiful girl when he is old.But he spent a lot of money, and the rewards for matchmakers and bearers were not bad.Therefore, there is always someone who is always happy to find the next concubine for him.

Xiu'er was carried into the county mansion early in the morning, and she was sitting upright on the edge of Xi's bed, her head was tightly covered with a veil, and she dared not move an inch.Just after noon, Xu Chongde greeted a group of idlers and drank a few more glasses of wine.The wine poured into his chest, so with the support of his servants, he stumbled and pushed open the door of the bridal chamber.

The matchmaker came over, waving a handkerchief, reminding her in a low voice while twisting her waist: "My lord, this auspicious time has not yet arrived. According to the rules, the house cannot be consummated yet."

Xu Chongde's face was as red as a monkey's butt, he opened his mouth and smiled, then stared at the matchmaker with a downcast face, and said seriously: "In Yong'an County, the official is the rule!"

The matchmaker knew that she had said something wrong, so she quickly apologized and said with a smile: "Yes, what your lord said is true. Then, the old man will step back."

Several servants hurriedly retreated, the matchmaker saw Xu Chongde's obsessed look and knew what was going to happen in the room, so she asked the girl guarding the door to go down together, "Bridal bridal chamber, don't worry if you hear it later." No matter what, you are not allowed to go in. Otherwise, you will disturb the good things of the adults, and you will suffer!"

The two girls nodded repeatedly, "Thank you mother-in-law for reminding me!"

In the room, Xu Chongde walked towards Xiu'er crookedly with his back on his back.Slowly squatting down beside her legs, took her folded hands in front of her lower abdomen, rubbed them carefully, and said with a smile on her face: "Oh, Xiu'er, if you marry me, it's your ancestor who burned Gao Xiangxiu." It's a blessing to come here! Don't worry, when you come to the mansion, I will definitely feed you well, dress you well, and I won't let you suffer any grievances."

He babbled a lot of nasty words, but seeing that Xiu'er didn't resist, she just sat with her back straight.Unlike the usual women, they were either crying or looking for death.

Overjoyed in his heart, his hands gradually became restless, and he began to caress up Xiu'er's wrist, opened his sleeves, and saw the finger-sized Shou Gongsha on his forearm, and was even more happy.

"Xiu'er! I already know that you are a pure and innocent girl, don't be afraid, I will definitely be gentle... light..."

He suddenly thought of something, and the smirk stopped abruptly, "Shou Gongsha is only ordered by rich people's daughters, and you can't even get rid of it, you—"

"—I kick!"

Before Xu Chongde could finish his question, he was kicked unconscious by "Xiu'er".

"Old bastard! I want to eat my tofu, and I don't want to piss and look like a pig!"

The bride lifted her hijab, and it turned out to be Xiao An in disguise. He married Xiu'er in place of her today, and made their mother and daughter escape early in the morning.

Jumping up and down, I felt nauseous in my heart, and wiped the place that was touched just now several times.

"Mother-in-law, I heard a noise." The maid not far away whispered.

The matchmaker hates iron but not steel, "Oh, I don't feel ashamed! It's right if there is a noise. You haven't married yet, you will know when you get married."

"But..." The servant girl looked at the wedding room, then withdrew her eyes again.

The matchmaker waved her handkerchief, "Oh, don't be but, you still don't want to hear this, go away!"

"Oh..." The two maids walked away feeling aggrieved.

The matchmaker listened carefully, and said to herself with vacant eyes: "Is there any movement? Why didn't I hear it?"

After finishing speaking, he felt bored, shook his head and left.

Back in the house, after Xiao An, who was pretending to be a bride, kicked Xu Chongde, he saw that Xu Chongde was dead and motionless on the ground, and couldn't help worrying, "Hey! You won't be kicked to death by me, right?"

Reaching out a hand to his nose, he was relieved to find that there was still breath.He got up, rolled up his sleeves, and started to take care of his great business.

Seeing all the babies in the room, Xiao An's eyes sparkled with gold. She took out her fake breasts from her clothes - big steamed buns, and began to stuff them with jewels.He felt a little out of breath when his chest was bigger than his buttocks, so he took out the hijab and put on the bag.

"Get rich, get rich..." Xiao Anle blossomed, revealing two playful canine teeth.

Rubbing his hands happily, while packing things, he ate peanuts and red dates with relish, "It's true that the oil from the rich can drown the poor! Just a single bead here is enough for me to eat for a year!"

After cursing for a long time, he still couldn't get angry, so he turned back and kicked Xu Chongde hard again.

"You bastard! They were all stolen from the common people! I can't get a single daughter-in-law, but you still want seventeen! Shameless!"

When the pretense was almost done, Xiao An proudly threw the bigger burden on his back and fled.

Of course, you can't go through the main entrance, open a window facing a secluded corner, and jump over as soon as you turn over.Xiaoan doesn't have much skill, and he doesn't know the kind of martial arts that fly over the roof and walls, but turning over windows and walls is the skill he is best at besides eating.

But the facts have proved that life is unsatisfactory nine times out of ten, and Xiao An is unsatisfactory out of ten.

Before a wall was overturned, Xu Chongde's miserable scream came from the room behind him:

"Come here—come here—the bride is a fake—quickly catch me—"

Worthy!

Xiao An scolded in her heart, she knew that the kick just now had hit the point!You should tie him up and stuff his mouth with a stinky sock!

He weighed it twice, and between running and going back and kicking again, he decided to run.

Climb over the wall, hehe, he hasn't lost to anyone until he's 17 years old!

There were more and more servants chasing after them, Xiao An saw the big sticks thicker than their arms in their hands, and ran away in fright.

Seeing that the distance was getting closer, Xiaoan cursed at the top of his voice to strengthen his momentum.

"Everyone grows so strong, it's a waste not to be a coolie!"

"You look like a vicious Mai Tai, it's best if your eyes pop out! You deserve to be a bachelor for the rest of your life!"

"There are dead bastards with mothers and no mothers, help the old bastard, sooner or later have a child, there is no mother!"

Xiaoan is not familiar with the terrain of the county, so he can only run by feeling, anyway, it is important to get rid of the group of servants.Running to a yard full of large water tanks, Xiao An's eyes lit up.

In the water tank are freshly bloomed lotus flowers, which are fragrant, and are the most refreshing in summer. Xu Chongde has spent a lot of time preparing for each of the seventeen concubines, but before the servants had time to carry them to the various branches, they were taken by Xiaoan A group of servants behind him ruined it.

Xiao An bent down and picked up the corner of his skirt, and climbed onto the water tank without saying a word. He was light in stature, quick in his hands and feet, and jumped from one tank to the other like a dragonfly.

The servant who was chasing after him was completely different.Some couldn't climb up, some just stood up, but fell headlong into the water, some could barely take two steps, and slipped into the water tank on the way to chase, like boars falling into the mud.

Xu Chongde came up out of breath, seeing this scene with the support of the housekeeper, he beat his chest and cried out in pain: "This officer's lotus flower! Capture him quickly, this officer will beat him fifty times—"

After the "screening" of the water tank, the number of servants chasing after them was greatly reduced.Xiao An climbed up to the roof by the height of the water tank, and was taken aback by the big scene in front of him.

"Oh my daddy!"

There were more than a dozen tables lined up in the large courtyard at the foot, and each table was full of guests, chatting with each other while drinking, very lively.

Xiao An watched in astonishment, and couldn't help swallowing—good guy, he ran to the front yard unknowingly.

When the guests saw the bride in the red wedding dress suddenly standing on the roof, they stopped their chopsticks, put down their cups, and pointed to watch the excitement.

"There are so many people?" Xiao An patted the dust on his hands, looked at the golden chicken legs on the banquet, and swallowed hard.

Xu Chongde stomped his feet, the veins on his forehead twitched suddenly, and he didn't care about pretending to be a harmonious husband and wife in the eyes of the common people.He only wanted to catch him wholeheartedly, "Give it to me! All of them! Catch him—"

A few skilled servants heard this and began to take off their shoes and climb up.A new group of servants flooded into the front yard, blocking the way forward.Xiao An saw that the situation was not optimistic, so she pulled a stack of tiles from the roof, and flew towards the servants in the upper room like throwing darts.

When he was a child, he liked to shoot birds with a slingshot, and he was very accurate.I saw the tiles flying out, and each piece hit the forehead. Several servants were smashed and fell down, and the ones behind did not dare to climb up again.

Xiaoan happily flew tiles, while shouting loudly:

"Xu Chongde is an old bastard! He gave birth to a son who is a little bastard, and the two bastards look at each other, making me laugh haha!"

After hearing this, many guests couldn't hold back their laughter. Xu Chongde's face was flushed with anger, and his beard was almost blown to the top of his head. They could only point and hiss and shout:

"Catch him for me! I'm going to hit him with [-] slaps! [-] slaps——"

None of the family members dared to go to the room, and all of them were on the ground, holding wooden sticks ready to go, thinking about when An Ge would come down, and then catch them in one fell swoop.

After clearing the back road, Xiaoan plans to clear the front road.So he untied the big burden on his back and threw it into the air with a swish.call out:

"Picking up money—"

In an instant, gold, silver and jewels fell like raindrops, and everyone bent down to pick them up.Even the servant threw the wooden stick away, picking it up from the ground and snatching it from others.The yard was boiling like boiling water.

Seeing this, Xiao An took the opportunity to sneak down from the roof, ran to the table, picked off a fragrant chicken leg, stuffed her mouth with her skirt and ran away.While running, he did not forget to shout:

"The magistrate of the county is an old bastard! He gave birth to a son who is a little bastard, and the two bastards look at each other, making me laugh at the young master——"

Xu Chongde picked up the servant who picked up the money, trembling with anger, "Catch me! Chase—"

Xiao An ran to the street in two steps. Today coincided with going to the market, and the street was bustling with people. He struggled to push through the crowd and shouted: "Get out of the way!"

In ancient times, the styles of wedding dresses were cumbersome, and there were many restraints on the waist and hips, which made it extremely inconvenient to run.It took a lot of effort to walk through the alley and push through the crowd.Seeing the servants chasing him getting closer, Xiao An felt that survival was more important than getting rich, so she lowered her head and looked at her bulging chest stuffed with jewels, gritted her teeth, and became cruel.

"Ah—money is falling from the sky—"

The pearls and gemstones fell to the ground, and the people rushed to pick them up, and the generals crowded into a human wall behind Xiaoan, tightly packed.

"My mine!"

"Hey, don't grab it!"

"Oh, who stepped on my foot!"

The servant held a three-ren long wooden stick and rushed forward desperately. The wall of people was still motionless, with no gap at all. He could only watch the red figure gradually run away and disappear around the corner.

After the bustle, the crowd dispersed, and the street returned to its usual scene.

Xiao An successfully escaped the catastrophe with good deeds, took off her wedding dress, and planned to go to a pawnshop to pawn it quickly before the incident became serious.Unexpectedly, the moment he ran out of the alley, he bumped into a person.

The man stared at him blankly, "Ruyi?"

The author has something to say:

Ruyi Ruyi, according to my heart, quickly appear!