Marriage on behalf of others is risky, so you need to be cautious the second time

An Ge didn't fall hard that day. After seeing it, the doctor wrapped his nose twice, opened a can of Diadajiu and ordered a few words, then retreated respectfully.

As for the twenty lashes, let's put it in the account for now, and beat An Ge after he wakes up.

Fu Ling paced back and forth in the room, "Master, according to this servant...you should bow your head to Master Hou!"

An Ge ate the grapes, "Why? I didn't owe him anything."

Fu Ling was devastated, "But you said that to Master Hou in front of so many people, it seems that this word has reached his ears, and now I will punish you with twenty lashes."

"Twenty!" An Ge was startled, "He really thinks he is the Monkey King, he can do whatever he wants?"

When he collapsed, he pulled the wings of his nose, and the nosebleeds gushed out instantly.

Fu Ling quickly blocked it with gauze, and then changed the dressing while muttering softly: "But...you can do whatever you want all the time..."

It's the same when you're drunk, and it's the same when you go to the house to expose the tiles, and more importantly, you also call others a licensed child...

An Ge was not happy when he heard this, and his brows and eyes frowned, "Fu Ling, who are you with?"

"With you! Of course with you."

Fu Ling showed her loyalty, and after muttering for a long while, she said, "But it's for your sake, so you should go and speak kind words to Lord Hou."

"why?"

"Think about it, now you are in the Hou's mansion, thousands of miles away from the Wei Kingdom, and the Hou Ye is your husband's family. If this breaks out, you will be alone and helpless in the Rong Kingdom, and life must be difficult!"

"Why do I care about this?" An Ge looked around and lowered his voice, "Now that the wedding is over, the agreement between me and An Ruyi is considered a deal, and in two days I will steal that luminous cup, put the bronze cup on it You can run away. Who cares if he has a good life?"

Fu Ling rolled her eyes, and said, "This way, I can't go against Master Hou."

An Ge was puzzled, "What are you planning?"

Fu Ling had reason and evidence, "Look, if you continue to make trouble, Lord Hou will definitely send many people to watch over you, and people will follow you when you eat and sleep. Then, how will you escape?"

An Ge dismissed it, "The servants of the Hou Mansion are Zhu Bajie who can't get on the roof, how can they catch me?"

"You are underestimating the enemy." Fu Ling analyzed seriously, "There are not only servants in the Hou's mansion, but also many guards, and behind the guards are hidden guards. The martial arts are better than each other. If you continue to make trouble, you will attract those guards." The eyes of the guards become the target of public criticism, isn't the gain outweigh the loss? Why not wait for them to lower their guard before escaping out of the mansion by surprise?"

Hearing the words step by step, An Ge was very useful. After weighing it for a while, he decided to suffer a short-term loss in order to complete his plan to escape later.

After dinner, Fang Yi was reading in the study, leaving only Jiang Zhongyuan to watch.Siyin entered the room with a bowl of chicken soup, chattering endlessly.

How can she say that she is a red card sought after by thousands of people, and she was left out by Fang Yi for more than a month, and it is inevitable that she has a little temper.It's just that after being on a high branch for a long time, I lack some eyesight, and I don't know how to read words and colors.

"Master Hou, you haven't ordered the Nu's brand this month. The Nu's came here uninvited, so it didn't bother you?" She stood beside her in a lotus root pink dress as thin as a cicada's wings.

"Master Hou, the slave family had some quarrels with Mrs. Hou last time, Master Hou has heard all kinds of things, so he must have known about it?"

"Actually, the slave family didn't want to fight for anything, but Mrs. Hou has been chasing the slave family. After all, the slave family has a low status and has no way to resist. All the grievances they have suffered can only be swallowed back in their stomachs."

"Presumably... Mrs. Hou must have called the Nu family an unreasonable villain, right? The Nu family has served the Hou Ye for so long, and the Hou Ye must be the master of the Nu family. You must not listen to Madam Hou's one-sided words. .”

Jiang Zhongyuan looked at Fang Yi who was bowing his head to government affairs, and said dutifully: "Miss Siyin, Lord Hou is busy with government affairs today, so it is inconvenient to appreciate the pipa."

Siyin vented a little bit of anger, and said: "Master Hou is a busy person, Siyin knows, why don't Master Hou listen to my slave's pipa while dealing with business?"

Fang Yi finally raised his head from a book, and said displeasedly, "When Benhou is reading, be quiet."

His voice is cold, making the air in the room cold.

Siyin's heart was shocked, "Well, if this is the case... Siyin won't play..." After a pause, he continued, "However, my family cooked a bowl for Lord Hou today. Chicken soup, my lord—"

Fang Yi threw the book onto the desk with a snap: "Quiet."

At this point, Siyin finally saw the other party's emotions, and hurriedly asked the maid to hold the pipa, and she brought the chicken soup herself, and quickly retreated, "Well, that Siyin is leaving."

Fang Yifu picked up the document and said calmly: "If you don't summon me in the future, you must not go to the mansion without permission."

Siyin froze, tears filled her eyes, Vino said: "Ming, I understand."

However, as a red card, there are many ways to seduce people's souls, but as a woman, the one that is tried and tested is the trick of being charming.So as soon as she exited, Siyin accidentally slipped on her foot and dropped a bowl of chicken soup on the ground with a thud, feeling aggrieved immediately.

"Woo hoo, my family boiled the chicken soup for four hours! How many people bought the Hengyu chicken and burned their hands, hoo hoo! There is only one bowl after the whole pot, the chicken soup I gave to Lord Hou. …”

Crying for gains and losses with pear blossoms and rain makes people feel extremely distressed.But no matter how painfully she cried, the door behind her never opened again.So he had no choice but to give up, wiped away his tears, and left angrily.

When everything was finally quiet, Jiang Zhongyuan raised his eyebrows, looked at Fang Yi who was not in the mood to read, and said, "Is it not good for Master Hou to be so indifferent to Miss Siyin?"

Fang Yi said coldly: "Women have only one model, they are pretentious."

Jiang Zhongyuan was stunned, not knowing how to answer, but he felt impolite not answering, so he said: "...Yes."

Fang Yi rubbed his aching brain, and picked up the scroll again.But it was destined that he could not see peace that night, and within three minutes, the servants came up to report again:

"Master Hou, Mrs. Hou is here."

The guard at the gate is quite discerning, before Siyin went in and didn't report, but was driven out by Fang Yi in disguise.Although he was not punished as a servant, he also had self-knowledge. When An Ge came, he reported it in advance.

"What is she here for?" Fang Yi was in a bad mood.

"Mrs. Hou said that the moonlight is just right, and I want to have a chat with you, Lord Hou." The servant was also in a dilemma, and changed An Ge's original sentence "I'll chat with him" with an elegant one. statement.

Alarm bells rang in Jiang Zhongyuan's heart—the study was surrounded by Fang Yi's papers and government regulations, and under the circumstances that "An Ruyi"'s identity as a secret author had not been completely ruled out, letting him in rashly would undoubtedly lead the wolf into the room.So immediately dissuade.

But after going back and forth, Fang Yi no longer had the mind to read, so he let An Ge in freely.If it's really gossip, it's harmless. If there is even a little bit of court affairs involved, you can catch the fox by the tail and catch the fox.

"What do you want to talk about?" Fang Yi took a sandalwood bookmark and put it in the pages, and closed the book completely.

An Ge put down a bowl of mung bean soup and said with a smile, "Hey, it's nothing serious, so I just chatted with you casually."

Fang Yi ignored the smiling man in front of him and said, "Benhou prefers to get straight to the point."

"Fresh!" An Ge sat down with his hands on the table, still smiling, "Just...you want to beat me twenty whips, because I don't know the rules when I first came here, so help me hook Is it over?"

Fang Yi paused, as if pointing something, "Nothing else?"

For example, what's going on in Rongguo's government recently, and what's going on in the royal family.

An Ge blinked his eyes twice, "No."

He glanced at the mung bean soup on the table, and hurriedly added, "Oh, there is! No, is the weather getting hot? I made you a bowl of mung bean soup as an apology."

Fang Yi stared at the dark green bowl, "It's a whole pot again, and this bowl is the only one left?"

"How is it possible!" An Ge denied it righteously, "I still have a big pot waiting for me to go back to drink. I don't even know that mung bean soup is not chicken soup. You can tell at a glance that you have no fingers Shui Tiantian—”

"—cough cough!" Jiang Zhongyuan stopped in time, so as not to offend Fang Yi again.

Seeing that the situation was not right, An Ge quickly changed his words: "Uh, what I mean is, I have endured a lot. If you still want to drink after drinking, I will serve it for you again. Hehehe..."

Seeing that the other party didn't ask about the temple, Fang Yi felt a little disappointed in his heart, and said, "Apart from these two, is there really nothing else?"

For example, inquire about two more dignitaries.

An Ge was confused, "No, otherwise, do you need me?"

Fang Yi closed his eyes, turned to An Ge's topic, and said: "No. It's just that the Hou Mansion has always advocated that rewards and punishments should be distinguished. As Mrs. Hou, you should set an example. How do you think that Ben Hou will be spared because of a bowl of mung bean soup?" Your twenty lashes?"

An Ge blurted out, "Because you married me!"

His nose was still wrapped in white gauze, his nasal voice was quite heavy, and his articulation was quite childish.

Fang Yi was taken aback, and then recovered his upright expression, saying: "The Son of Heaven breaks the law and commits the same crime as the common people, and the family rules of the Marquis Mansion will not protect anyone."

"Oh, this is not covering up, it is showing that you can carry a boat in your stomach."

Carrying a boat?

An Ge was still talking eloquently, "Look, I was wrong when I said in public that you're a licensed young man. The servants all thought you were mad."

Fang Yi denied, "It's not enough to get angry, otherwise Benhou will cut your tongue."

An Ge was taken aback for a moment, then laughed again: "Then, that proves that you are quite bold! Why don't you be more bold and tick off the twenty whips?"

Fang Yi said righteously, "Impossible."

The corner of An Ge's mouth twitched, secretly thinking that the monkey was unreasonable, and said: "Then let's discuss it. For the sake of this bowl of mung bean soup, can we save ten strokes?"

Fang Yi still sat upright, "I can't."

"Then I won't embarrass you anymore...Let's be quicker, one price, five strokes less!"

It is still a simple two words: "No."

An Ge was dissatisfied with the other party's soft and hard attitude, and his smile became more ferocious, the corners of his mouth twitched and he gritted his teeth, "Will you die if you say one more word?"

Fang Yi got up slowly, and said: "There is no room for negotiation on this matter. Besides, Ben Hou slept in the study recently, and as for the marriage bed, I will leave it to you."

An Ge stood up and said in a dying struggle: "Don't be so unreasonable!" Picking up the mung bean soup, "Think about it after drinking it?"

His movements were a little violent, and a few drops of soup spilled onto the table.

Fang Yi stared at the few drops of water, and the blackened tabletop, with a gloomy face, and said, "If you say anything else, you will be punished with thirty lashes."

An Ge breathed heavily in his chest, and simply gave up the job.

"All right, all right, the first rank of the official ranks crushes people to death. It doesn't make sense to you and me. This mung bean soup is wasted. If you don't drink it, I will drink it!"

pop-

Before the bowl was brought to his mouth, a gust of wind swept past his eyes.When An Ge came back to his senses, Fang Yi slapped the fan and turned the bowl to the ground, and several cooked mung beans kissed the floor together with the soup.

Fang Yi thought to himself, "Okay, I'm going to cry and cry again, talking about how long I've worked so hard, I've burned my hands and feet, it's the worst in the world."

As a result, the next moment——

"Worthy!"

The author has something to say:

Sure enough, after a little cutie felt that shou shou was not worthy of attacking, there was another saying that shou shou was not worthy of shou. Bad words, I have to boast again, come and go without end.They are really good, so good that Lao Mu wrote a special article about it.

Then, Lao Mu only said a few words about the remark that "A is not worthy of B":

1. The real paradox of love is not that two people love each other because they are perfectly matched for each other, but that two people who seem to be inseparable can actually love each other

2. One day, Gong will kneel down to those who are conquered by singing

So... Guess why he knocked over this bowl of mung bean soup~