Marriage on behalf of others is risky, so you need to be cautious the second time
Chapter 118 Picking Up Women's Clothes Again
There is a faint musty smell in the air, perhaps because the doors and windows have been closed for a long time, and there is also a strong moisture in the musty smell.
When An Ge, Fang Yi and other nine people were brought in, the officers and soldiers ordered people to light more than a dozen candles to brighten the room.Then people stood in a row, rubbed their hands, and said with an evil smile:
"Be quick, take off your clothes quickly, and I will check one by one, the officer. If there is nothing suspicious, I will naturally let you go back!"
He invited everyone to wait outside, enjoying this fragrant/exotic scene by himself.
But after waiting for a long time, An Ge and the others still stood upright, motionless.Candlelight is different from sunlight, the light yellow color is not as strong as sunlight, and it gently and tenderly attaches to the beauty's face, as if covered with a light veil.
Therefore, there is also an old saying: Candlelight to see people, add three points of color.
Apparently this officer thought the same way, he looked at the nine beauties in front of him, his heart became more and more impatient,
"What's the matter? Do you want me to do it myself?"
While talking, he walked towards An Ge who was in the front row, and looked him up and down maliciously, "My lord, I don't know the severity. If you offend all the ladies, don't blame me for not reminding you in advance."
However, An Ge has already accepted Qiaoxiaoqianxi's ladylike appearance at this time. To be precise, since the moment the gate was closed, his face has completely sunk, staring at the officer and soldier coldly, and said: "There are nine of us in total. , you mangy dog with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, can you bear it?"
Just now, while he was close to the cliché, he looked at the wanted warrant in their hands, and there was only Feng Ruoshu's portrait on it, and none of the others.Although Feng Ruo's scholarly appearance is gentle, it is by no means feminine.This officer and soldier was obviously using chicken feathers as an arrow, taking the opportunity to bully the people and tarnish the girl's reputation.
If this kind of official ruffian is not taught a lesson, it will become more and more serious in the future, and sooner or later it will cause panic among the people.
"Bold! You little girl, how dare you act presumptuously in front of me!"
"My official? I'm just a dog leg who runs errands for the magistrate of the county, but I have the nerve to rush to call myself 'my official'?"
An Ge's eyes were ruthless, his pupils were slightly blank, and thousands of knives and arrows were shot straight at the officers and soldiers.
chap!
The candles in the room were suddenly extinguished for some reason, even though there was no wind, they were completely extinguished at once.Feeling that something was wrong, the officers and soldiers subconsciously ran towards the door, trying to find two subordinates to come in to help, but he went out instead, but he didn't run out by himself.
"Oh my mother!"
A scream of pain came from inside the house, and immediately afterwards, the tightly closed wooden door was broken from the inside to the outside, and the officer and soldier who had just shown off his might had already got up from the broken pieces of wood, and had been beaten twice. Nosebleed.
The people passing by not far away and the family members of those women gathered around to see how the officers and soldiers who had been rampant for 800 years were beaten up with black noses and swollen faces.
"Bold, bold!"
With the support of his subordinates, he hurriedly stood up, cursing at a distance of more than ten steps away from An Ge Fang Yi, like a drowned chicken whose feathers had been ripped off.
"How dare you attack me, I think you are the fugitive, come here, arrest me quickly, and hand it over to your lord!"
The "adult" in his mouth is the county magistrate who is in charge of this small town.The magistrate of this county is a fair and honest person, but it is precisely because he is too fair and honest that he spends all day approving documents and adjudicating cases in the yamen, so the petty officials at the gate of the city have the opportunity to run amok.
An Ge had no fear, took a step forward generously, and said loudly:
"That's alright, hurry up and arrest us. The dossier handed over by the magistrate to the Ministry of Punishment is to explain the ins and outs. If there is a reason, then he will naturally interrogate me before writing the dossier. Then I will send all of you Let all the officials and ruffians come out, let's see who of us suffers in the end!"
"What is an official ruffian? What is an official ruffian! You, you little girl, if you gossip and confuse the public, be careful that you will spend the rest of your life in prison!"
"Heh, why are you an official ruffian? From the court officials down to the small officials, you are a ruffian if you cannibalize the common people, and you are a ruffian who oppresses the common people. You are the biggest and most hateful ruffian if you use the search to satisfy your selfish desires!"
"You! Nonsense! You have no evidence in front of Lord Qingtian, do you think the Lord will believe your nonsense?"
"Without evidence?" An Ge sneered, and waved his hand towards the crowd, "All the witnesses present are my witnesses. When the time comes, everyone will testify together, and see who the county magistrate believes!"
Someone in the crowd responded immediately, apparently they were used to being bullied and finally found a chance to vent their anger.
Those little soldiers who were about to rush forward immediately stopped, fearing that they would be implicated and punished if they followed this Lao Shizi official ruffian, and also feared that if they didn't do so, he would wait for an opportunity to retaliate in the future.
The arrogance of the officers and soldiers was immediately overwhelmed, and they were about to use some more official accent to suppress them, but An Ge robbed the phone again.
"Ah, what else is the arrest warrant?" An Ge snatched it from a small officer and soldier. Since there is only a portrait of Feng Ruoshu in this small town, he should make good use of it. "The portrait is clearly drawn, with clear eyes and noses. In vain, none of the people standing here are alike, but you can't open your eyes and say we are fugitives. That's fine, arrest all of us, and punish you for disrupting official duties, see How many lives do you have to bear?"
As soon as these words fell, the officers and soldiers didn't dare to make any more publicity even if they had the heart to tear An Ge's body to pieces.
The reason why he dared to be so presumptuous was because he was relying on the small power in his hands, and secondly, he was sure that these common people would only suffer from being dumb, and did not dare to report to the officials.
If An Ge only dared to resist a few times, and cursed a few words without pain, then he would find someone to teach him a lesson, and then he would go find someone else.But now An Ge dared to challenge him openly, and he still had a posture of "send me to the official soon", which made him in a dilemma.
The arrogance of domineering was extinguished in an instant, and he hurriedly bowed to An Ge, and apologized with a smile: "Grandma, I have offended you because I have little eyes but don't know Taishan. I also ask you to be generous and show your hands high."
This type of officers and soldiers have always bullied the weak and feared the strong, and when they met someone who knew a little bit about officialdom, they immediately became cowards.
He said all the good things, and swore that he would never do evil again, and returned some silver taels to the woman he had threatened before as an apology, and the intensity of everyone's condemnation gradually weakened.
It is better to teach people how to fish than to teach people how to fish.
An Ge personally demonstrated the method of dealing with bad officers and soldiers, how to fight with reason, how not to retreat, how to take advantage of the victory and fight at the most painful place, and use the most direct and effective method to let these domineering people eat Lesson learned, and dare not do it again.
An Ge patted the dust on his hands, and said: "I will let you go today, but let me say first, I pass by here often, if I see it again, I will chop off the roots of your descendants first." Then go see the officer!"
The officer and soldier nodded repeatedly, obviously hating and being afraid, he just scolded this "woman who has trained in boxing and kicking" thousands of times in his heart.
"Brother Monkey, how is my show today?"
The two strolled leisurely on the trails outside the county seat, and solved a major issue for the people, and he advocated the decision-making from the beginning to the end, Fang Yi did not help, which more or less gave An Ge a sense of accomplishment.
Fang Yi nodded appreciatively, "Learning to start from the bureaucratic mechanism is more mature than before."
"Is that all?" An Ge was unhappy when he didn't receive a kiss.
Fang Yi said: "The officers and soldiers accepted your warning, afraid that you will teach him a lesson again, and they will probably not act recklessly in the future."
An Ge liked his style very much. He didn't express his praise clearly, but expressed his meaning clearly.So I didn't worry about kissing anymore, I just smiled cheerfully, "Hey, am I really thoughtful?"
"Yeah." Fang Yi looked at him with happy brows, and felt a little relieved.
In An Ge's mind, the way they fled is more like traveling in the mountains and rivers. The two of them get rid of all worldly troubles, watch the flowers bloom and fall in a place where the water is poor and the clouds rise, and become a pair of mandarin ducks who do not envy gods or immortals.
Fang Yi would worry about his body, but never his state of mind.No matter how hard it is, this person will have fun in it, telling jokes and singing ditties, always making people reluctant to look away from the scenery.
Just now, An Ge's move actually mostly relied on the fact that the officers and soldiers were afraid of the magistrate, and this was established because the magistrate was upright and did not collude with the officers and soldiers.
That is to say, if An Ge is unlucky and meets a county magistrate who is in cahoots with the top and bottom, then this trip will not only fail to help those girls who are in danger of being murdered, but will also involve himself in it.
So Fang Yi turned to half reminding and half leading to ask, "Aren't you afraid that the county magistrate is with them?"
An Ge triumphantly shook his index finger, "Hey, you made a mistake~"
"how to say?"
"We passed by the county town and walked so many streets and alleys, but there was not a single beggar. This shows that the county magistrate is a good official who cares for the people and manages well. Since he is a good official, then these officers and soldiers must be doing evil in the county town. I lied to him, so when I said I was going to report to the police, those people would be scared to shit."
This is exactly what Fang Yi thought, and it is also the reason why he didn't stop An Ge just now.But now An Ge is proud of himself. As a husband, he naturally wants to add some color to this pride.
"I haven't thought of this level yet, it seems that Xiao Yasha is getting more and more powerful now."
When An Ge heard this, he immediately looked like a willow branch facing the spring breeze, shaking his head happily, "You, you didn't even think of it?"
"Ah."
"Hahaha, then I'm a teacher?" An Ge swaggered and swung the silk scarf, which was something he insisted on keeping on his body after they took off the women's clothes, "Oh, Brother Monkey, I can't blame you. After living in the county town for a few years, I'm sure I'll be able to figure them out, and I don't even need my help."
Fang Yi responded with great sense of the times: "It's only natural."
Looking at An Ge's cheerful eyebrows and eyes, and the looming canine teeth between the red lips, his heart turned into a pool of gentle waves, and he went straight forward and rubbed him into his arms, gently holding his shoulders with his palms, resting his chin Rubbing the top of his head twice, he murmured deeply:
"Little Yasha, let's live the lives of ordinary people together from now on."
The person in his arms was stunned for a moment, feeling as if his whole heart was filled, and his eyes were inexplicably red when he heard a very simple sentence.
"it is good."
When An Ge, Fang Yi and other nine people were brought in, the officers and soldiers ordered people to light more than a dozen candles to brighten the room.Then people stood in a row, rubbed their hands, and said with an evil smile:
"Be quick, take off your clothes quickly, and I will check one by one, the officer. If there is nothing suspicious, I will naturally let you go back!"
He invited everyone to wait outside, enjoying this fragrant/exotic scene by himself.
But after waiting for a long time, An Ge and the others still stood upright, motionless.Candlelight is different from sunlight, the light yellow color is not as strong as sunlight, and it gently and tenderly attaches to the beauty's face, as if covered with a light veil.
Therefore, there is also an old saying: Candlelight to see people, add three points of color.
Apparently this officer thought the same way, he looked at the nine beauties in front of him, his heart became more and more impatient,
"What's the matter? Do you want me to do it myself?"
While talking, he walked towards An Ge who was in the front row, and looked him up and down maliciously, "My lord, I don't know the severity. If you offend all the ladies, don't blame me for not reminding you in advance."
However, An Ge has already accepted Qiaoxiaoqianxi's ladylike appearance at this time. To be precise, since the moment the gate was closed, his face has completely sunk, staring at the officer and soldier coldly, and said: "There are nine of us in total. , you mangy dog with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, can you bear it?"
Just now, while he was close to the cliché, he looked at the wanted warrant in their hands, and there was only Feng Ruoshu's portrait on it, and none of the others.Although Feng Ruo's scholarly appearance is gentle, it is by no means feminine.This officer and soldier was obviously using chicken feathers as an arrow, taking the opportunity to bully the people and tarnish the girl's reputation.
If this kind of official ruffian is not taught a lesson, it will become more and more serious in the future, and sooner or later it will cause panic among the people.
"Bold! You little girl, how dare you act presumptuously in front of me!"
"My official? I'm just a dog leg who runs errands for the magistrate of the county, but I have the nerve to rush to call myself 'my official'?"
An Ge's eyes were ruthless, his pupils were slightly blank, and thousands of knives and arrows were shot straight at the officers and soldiers.
chap!
The candles in the room were suddenly extinguished for some reason, even though there was no wind, they were completely extinguished at once.Feeling that something was wrong, the officers and soldiers subconsciously ran towards the door, trying to find two subordinates to come in to help, but he went out instead, but he didn't run out by himself.
"Oh my mother!"
A scream of pain came from inside the house, and immediately afterwards, the tightly closed wooden door was broken from the inside to the outside, and the officer and soldier who had just shown off his might had already got up from the broken pieces of wood, and had been beaten twice. Nosebleed.
The people passing by not far away and the family members of those women gathered around to see how the officers and soldiers who had been rampant for 800 years were beaten up with black noses and swollen faces.
"Bold, bold!"
With the support of his subordinates, he hurriedly stood up, cursing at a distance of more than ten steps away from An Ge Fang Yi, like a drowned chicken whose feathers had been ripped off.
"How dare you attack me, I think you are the fugitive, come here, arrest me quickly, and hand it over to your lord!"
The "adult" in his mouth is the county magistrate who is in charge of this small town.The magistrate of this county is a fair and honest person, but it is precisely because he is too fair and honest that he spends all day approving documents and adjudicating cases in the yamen, so the petty officials at the gate of the city have the opportunity to run amok.
An Ge had no fear, took a step forward generously, and said loudly:
"That's alright, hurry up and arrest us. The dossier handed over by the magistrate to the Ministry of Punishment is to explain the ins and outs. If there is a reason, then he will naturally interrogate me before writing the dossier. Then I will send all of you Let all the officials and ruffians come out, let's see who of us suffers in the end!"
"What is an official ruffian? What is an official ruffian! You, you little girl, if you gossip and confuse the public, be careful that you will spend the rest of your life in prison!"
"Heh, why are you an official ruffian? From the court officials down to the small officials, you are a ruffian if you cannibalize the common people, and you are a ruffian who oppresses the common people. You are the biggest and most hateful ruffian if you use the search to satisfy your selfish desires!"
"You! Nonsense! You have no evidence in front of Lord Qingtian, do you think the Lord will believe your nonsense?"
"Without evidence?" An Ge sneered, and waved his hand towards the crowd, "All the witnesses present are my witnesses. When the time comes, everyone will testify together, and see who the county magistrate believes!"
Someone in the crowd responded immediately, apparently they were used to being bullied and finally found a chance to vent their anger.
Those little soldiers who were about to rush forward immediately stopped, fearing that they would be implicated and punished if they followed this Lao Shizi official ruffian, and also feared that if they didn't do so, he would wait for an opportunity to retaliate in the future.
The arrogance of the officers and soldiers was immediately overwhelmed, and they were about to use some more official accent to suppress them, but An Ge robbed the phone again.
"Ah, what else is the arrest warrant?" An Ge snatched it from a small officer and soldier. Since there is only a portrait of Feng Ruoshu in this small town, he should make good use of it. "The portrait is clearly drawn, with clear eyes and noses. In vain, none of the people standing here are alike, but you can't open your eyes and say we are fugitives. That's fine, arrest all of us, and punish you for disrupting official duties, see How many lives do you have to bear?"
As soon as these words fell, the officers and soldiers didn't dare to make any more publicity even if they had the heart to tear An Ge's body to pieces.
The reason why he dared to be so presumptuous was because he was relying on the small power in his hands, and secondly, he was sure that these common people would only suffer from being dumb, and did not dare to report to the officials.
If An Ge only dared to resist a few times, and cursed a few words without pain, then he would find someone to teach him a lesson, and then he would go find someone else.But now An Ge dared to challenge him openly, and he still had a posture of "send me to the official soon", which made him in a dilemma.
The arrogance of domineering was extinguished in an instant, and he hurriedly bowed to An Ge, and apologized with a smile: "Grandma, I have offended you because I have little eyes but don't know Taishan. I also ask you to be generous and show your hands high."
This type of officers and soldiers have always bullied the weak and feared the strong, and when they met someone who knew a little bit about officialdom, they immediately became cowards.
He said all the good things, and swore that he would never do evil again, and returned some silver taels to the woman he had threatened before as an apology, and the intensity of everyone's condemnation gradually weakened.
It is better to teach people how to fish than to teach people how to fish.
An Ge personally demonstrated the method of dealing with bad officers and soldiers, how to fight with reason, how not to retreat, how to take advantage of the victory and fight at the most painful place, and use the most direct and effective method to let these domineering people eat Lesson learned, and dare not do it again.
An Ge patted the dust on his hands, and said: "I will let you go today, but let me say first, I pass by here often, if I see it again, I will chop off the roots of your descendants first." Then go see the officer!"
The officer and soldier nodded repeatedly, obviously hating and being afraid, he just scolded this "woman who has trained in boxing and kicking" thousands of times in his heart.
"Brother Monkey, how is my show today?"
The two strolled leisurely on the trails outside the county seat, and solved a major issue for the people, and he advocated the decision-making from the beginning to the end, Fang Yi did not help, which more or less gave An Ge a sense of accomplishment.
Fang Yi nodded appreciatively, "Learning to start from the bureaucratic mechanism is more mature than before."
"Is that all?" An Ge was unhappy when he didn't receive a kiss.
Fang Yi said: "The officers and soldiers accepted your warning, afraid that you will teach him a lesson again, and they will probably not act recklessly in the future."
An Ge liked his style very much. He didn't express his praise clearly, but expressed his meaning clearly.So I didn't worry about kissing anymore, I just smiled cheerfully, "Hey, am I really thoughtful?"
"Yeah." Fang Yi looked at him with happy brows, and felt a little relieved.
In An Ge's mind, the way they fled is more like traveling in the mountains and rivers. The two of them get rid of all worldly troubles, watch the flowers bloom and fall in a place where the water is poor and the clouds rise, and become a pair of mandarin ducks who do not envy gods or immortals.
Fang Yi would worry about his body, but never his state of mind.No matter how hard it is, this person will have fun in it, telling jokes and singing ditties, always making people reluctant to look away from the scenery.
Just now, An Ge's move actually mostly relied on the fact that the officers and soldiers were afraid of the magistrate, and this was established because the magistrate was upright and did not collude with the officers and soldiers.
That is to say, if An Ge is unlucky and meets a county magistrate who is in cahoots with the top and bottom, then this trip will not only fail to help those girls who are in danger of being murdered, but will also involve himself in it.
So Fang Yi turned to half reminding and half leading to ask, "Aren't you afraid that the county magistrate is with them?"
An Ge triumphantly shook his index finger, "Hey, you made a mistake~"
"how to say?"
"We passed by the county town and walked so many streets and alleys, but there was not a single beggar. This shows that the county magistrate is a good official who cares for the people and manages well. Since he is a good official, then these officers and soldiers must be doing evil in the county town. I lied to him, so when I said I was going to report to the police, those people would be scared to shit."
This is exactly what Fang Yi thought, and it is also the reason why he didn't stop An Ge just now.But now An Ge is proud of himself. As a husband, he naturally wants to add some color to this pride.
"I haven't thought of this level yet, it seems that Xiao Yasha is getting more and more powerful now."
When An Ge heard this, he immediately looked like a willow branch facing the spring breeze, shaking his head happily, "You, you didn't even think of it?"
"Ah."
"Hahaha, then I'm a teacher?" An Ge swaggered and swung the silk scarf, which was something he insisted on keeping on his body after they took off the women's clothes, "Oh, Brother Monkey, I can't blame you. After living in the county town for a few years, I'm sure I'll be able to figure them out, and I don't even need my help."
Fang Yi responded with great sense of the times: "It's only natural."
Looking at An Ge's cheerful eyebrows and eyes, and the looming canine teeth between the red lips, his heart turned into a pool of gentle waves, and he went straight forward and rubbed him into his arms, gently holding his shoulders with his palms, resting his chin Rubbing the top of his head twice, he murmured deeply:
"Little Yasha, let's live the lives of ordinary people together from now on."
The person in his arms was stunned for a moment, feeling as if his whole heart was filled, and his eyes were inexplicably red when he heard a very simple sentence.
"it is good."
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