lyra sleepless

"I want a gun."

Today's last working meeting of the Consulate has just ended, and the audience is silent.

"What?" Yegor, who was sitting opposite him, made a listening posture, as if he really didn't hear You Jing's speech.

You Jing patiently said to him again: "I want a gun, my Kehak 4.05, don't pretend you didn't understand, Yegor."

Yegor showed a very official smile. He put his fingers together and said, "I'm afraid this does not comply with the regulations."

"Then revise the charter, first draft a document for me, submit it to the Council of Elders for review, and then hold a hearing, follow your rules, Yegor." You Jing was not discouraged.

"It can take a long time, you know, the various processes, reports, approvals, etc..."

You Jing interrupted him neatly, with piercing eyes: "Don't try to argue, Yegor. The Council of Elders must reply within three days to the report submitted by the consul. This is the law. I don't mind waiting for three days." . If there is no news after three days, I will impeach the Senate to the justices."

Hell, Yeager doesn't know when this guy started to understand Lyra's institutional process so well.Now You Jing has changed from an unreasonable bad boy to a righteous bad boy. This is not the change he wants to see.

You Jing stood up from his seat, looked around, and finally fixed his eyes on Yegor: "After a stellar hour, I need to see this application in the personal system."

After the meeting, Yegor was very angry, his chest was heaving violently due to excessive excitement, and his face was flushed, which looked like an angry pigeon to You Jing, which made him feel happy from the bottom of his heart.

Yegor is not as scary as in the legend, You Jing happily thought, it feels really good to use the spear of the son to attack the shield of the son, and use his favorite "rules" and "systems" to piss him off to death .

"You are messing around," Yegor finally calmed down, and said with a straight face: "Using public property for private use, using the country's laws as a trifle, wasting government resources, to satisfy a little personal hobby..."

"But perfectly legal."

Yegor was silent, and after a moment, his eyes were burning with a hundred times the anger than before.

You Jing was very happy. "Isn't our Secretary-General always known for being unfathomable, how can he face his chief so gaffe, huh?"

Yegor said indifferently: "It may be that Your Excellency the Consul is extremely talented."

He must have lost his mind to name You Jing as the candidate for the consul.

"I'm very serious, Yegor." You Jing crossed one leg carelessly and put on a look of confiding in his heart: "You chose me to be the consul at the beginning, isn't it because You Jing is famous for his high force value? Well. But you finally pushed me up, but didn’t allow me to equip a gun. What’s the difference between putting me on the fire? Return the Kehak 4.05 to me obediently, maybe I’ll survive more The Secretary-General has worked together for several years, right?"

He flew over with a very contrived wink, trying to disgust Mr. Secretary-General.

Yegor felt like his hairs were going to stand on end.To hell who wants to work with you!He really can't wait for an assassin to get rid of this bastard!

Yegor said stiffly, "The Council of Elders will not agree."

You Jing twirled a laser pointer in his hand, and said meaninglessly: "It's up to people, or—" He pointed the end of the pen at the center of Yegor's brows: "The Secretary-General has a special understanding of the elders' thoughts."

Yegor flicked the pen away, frowned and said, "Please don't make such an assertion lightly, the Consulate and the senators will collude, this is not a joke that can be played around."

Even with Yegor's status as an uncrowned king, he couldn't bear such accusations. His words were terrifying, and three people became tigers.

He sighed and said, "Okay, the stakes are high, and I'm going to write the first draft of the report."

"Is there no one else in the Consulate? You have to do everything yourself?"

Yegor retorted: "The administrative efficiency of the Consulate is beyond doubt, but when it comes to the charter and the Council of Elders, I can't pretend to be human."

"Control freak." You Jing complained, "Hey, control freak, how many sidereal hours do you sleep a day, why is your skin still so good?"

He couldn't hold back and pinched Yegor's face, and was immediately beaten off.

Yegor took a step back, You Jing was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "I just think you are really amazing, with this workload, you can't be a robot, right?"

Yegor's face changed suddenly, he took a deep breath, and said calmly: "If you insist on treating me as a different kind, then so be it."

He once again forgot the honorific, but he was not very happy this time around. He squirmed his lips twice, looked at the back of Yegor leaving in a hurry, but didn't say anything after all.

He rumpled his hair violently, lying on the table in frustration, and swear by his integrity of being single for 20 years, he absolutely, definitely did not do this kind of behavior suspected of sexual harassment in the workplace on purpose, it was just a momentary scum... not to mention Ye Ge Er is an obvious male, this is not sexual harassment at all!Why did he react so strongly?

At this time, JEZZ sent a communication request, You Jing sat up straight suddenly, and connected JEZZ.That's right, in addition to handling the biometric signatures for his daily office work, JEZZ also provided him with detailed and impeccable legal guidance to thwart Yegor's plan.

"I did it!" he reported excitedly, "I defeated the Great Demon King Yegor!"

As an artificial intelligence, JEZZ should not have any mood swings, but it is really, very helpless.

How did this little young master do it? ZZ struggles are like a game pass to him, and you don't feel embarrassed if you don't praise him with "awesome" in this tone.

"Calm down, there is less than a third chance that the Council of Elders will pass this agenda." A dull electronic voice came over.

You Jing didn't care much: "The first step in the Long March, take your time, I'm not in a hurry."

"Kerhak 4.05, you need it." JEZZ said, "A weapon is a soldier's reliance. Although you are not on the battlefield, you can't lose your weapon."

"Is this a sympathy between you high-tech?" You Jing joked.

The flat electronic voice over there suddenly fluctuated a little softly: "Yes, I'm familiar with it."