Yu Wu

Li Wei's arrangement for Gu Mang for the first few days was - no arrangement.

Mo Xi was very dissatisfied with this, and said with a dark face: "What did I bring him back to the mansion? I didn't let him come to my Xihe mansion to rest. You give him something to do, just today."

Li Wei hurriedly said: "Not today."

"Why not? Did you take a bribe from him?"

"No way." Li Wei said, "Besides, Gu Mang doesn't know what the word bribery means."

Looking at Xi Hejun's cold and handsome face, which looked like an ice brick that had been frozen for a whole winter, Li Wei explained helplessly: "My lord, although Gu Mang learned some rules in Luomei Bieyuan, in his bones After all, most of them are beasts, and he lost the fight with you before, and he was wary of you, but now that he has changed to a new residence, he is definitely uneasy."

"Are you talking about a person or a cat?"

Mo Xi was obviously angry, but Li Wei followed the stick to flatter him. He clapped his hands and said, "Hey, the Lord is wise, you got it right right away! At this moment, you have to treat him like a cat." .”

"..." Is there anyone who knows how to flatter others better than Li Wei?

But being bullshit made Mo Xi have no reason to continue scolding him, so Mo Xi could only stare at him and let him speak.

Li Wei said: "Think about it, my lord, cats are afraid of being born when they are brought back, and they will be willing to go out for a stroll and catch mice after they are matured. Gu Mang is the same now, you see, he is new here, and he doesn't know anyone. I don’t know where I’ve been hiding for a long time, but I searched for him for an hour yesterday, where do you think he hid himself?”

Mo Xi said coldly, "I'm not interested in knowing where he hid himself."

"Oh, so I finally found him, but before I could speak, he stabbed and ran away."

Mo Xi was silent for a while, then asked with a straight face, "Where did he hide himself?"

"..."

The servants standing around couldn't listen anymore, they began to admire Li Wei from the bottom of their hearts, but the corners of their eyes twitched, and then they still calmly said, "In the rice jar in the granary."

After a moment's pause, he added: "After he hid in, he even put the wooden cover on himself."

Mo Xi raised his forehead with his hands, as if he had a headache.

Li Wei said: "So, my lord, even if the subordinate wants to say a few words to him, arrange some things for him to do, he can't find anyone. Even if he finds someone, he will see the subordinate Just run away."

Mo Xi: "..." It's true to say so, but what's the matter with being very upset.

"The subordinates feel that it's better to leave him alone these few days, and don't scare him. When he appears in the yard by himself to bask in the sun, I will go to work for him."

Mo Xi thought about it, and it could be done, and this was the only way to go.

So he said unhappily: "Give him the heaviest work."

"Definitely, definitely."

Mo Xi felt that Li Wei was a bit of a dog, but what he said often had some truth in it—the animal nature in Gu Mang's body was too obvious now, and his various behaviors were similar to those of a dog that had just been taken into custody. To the animals of Xihe Mansion.

He deliberately paid attention to it in the past few days, and sure enough, as Li Wei said, Gu Mang would look for a dark and claustrophobic corner to hide during the day, revealing a pair of eyes shining in the darkness to watch everyone passing by vigilantly.

Mo Xi found that Gu Mang had two favorite hiding places, one was the rice vat in the granary.He couldn't hold back once, and moved a corner of the wooden lid of the rice vat with a sullen face "clack", and sure enough, he saw two dim lights staring at him from inside.Mo Xi and those two You Guang stared at each other for a while, they were speechless and awkward, so they "clucked" and pulled the wooden cover back again.

But Gu Mang obviously thought that the "rice vat" was no longer a well-rounded nest, so Mo Xi hadn't taken two steps when he heard the sound of "cluck" moving the lid again from behind him. A way that thought it was silent crawled out of it.

As a result, before landing, Gu Mang grabbed the edge of the tank, turned his head and met Mo Xi's eyes.

Gu Mang: "..."

Mo Xi: "..."

After a moment of silence, Gu Mang suddenly got back into the tank quickly and closed the wooden lid again.Out of curiosity, Mo Xi deliberately turned back and tried it, but this time the lid seemed to be stuck and couldn't be opened no matter what.

It seemed that Gu Mang was hiding inside holding the wooden cover, secretly competing with himself outside.

Mo Xi was very angry and funny, knocked on the lid twice, and asked: "Why, the altar beast is no longer there, and you want to change it to a rice vat beast?"

Gu Mang uttered unsteadily inside, pretending that he wasn't there, but he didn't let go of his strength to protect the lid at all.

Mo Xi said a few more words outside, but there was no reply, and he gradually became a little sullen.In the end, he flicked his sleeves, didn't bother to talk nonsense with Gu Mang, and said, "It's really sick." He turned around and left.

Going to the granary the next day, Gu Mang had already abandoned the rice vat as a hiding place.

Another "den" favored by Gu Mang is the wine cellar, which is his favorite place to hide during the day after the rice vat.But this time Mo Xi had no interest in going to see him again, anyway, the wine cellar was so dark, all he could see was a pair of faintly glowing blue eyes, it was no fun.

But one night late at night, when he turned on the lamp to study, he heard rustling noises coming from outside. He opened a gap in the wooden window with his fingertips and saw Gu Mang walking around under the moonlight. His face was calm but his eyes were alert. , the blue eyes rolled, looking left and right in this strange place.

It was like this for several nights in a row. Gu Mang would sometimes squat on the stone bench and stare at the moon in a daze, with a very calm expression on his face and foggy eyes.

Sometimes, he was staring at the fish in the lake in a daze, and would reach out his hand to fiddle with them quickly from time to time.

But more often—this left Mo Xi speechless—Gu Mang came out to look for food.

Mo Xi doesn't know how much Gu Mang's appetite is now, but judging from what he saw with his own eyes a few times, it's a bit exaggerated.For example, tonight, Gu Mang slipped into the kitchen before a stick of incense, and he finally managed to get out after a stick of incense.Under the bright moonlight, this "thief" looked extraordinarily huge.

He couldn't help but be huge, because he carried a bamboo basket full of steamed buns on his left and right shoulders, a few strings of sausages around his neck, and a piece of scallion and meat pie in his mouth——Mo Ximo There is no doubt that he picked the largest one in the cake basket, holding a pile of cooked corn cobs in his arms, and even had a few corn cobs on his arms.

"...This is a bear." Mo Xi murmured while staring at the window in the study.

The altar bear rolled his eyes to confirm that there was no one around, and tried his best to move towards the cellar as fast as possible, but he moved so fast that some of the corn cobs in his arms rolled away.

Gu Mang was taken aback, stopped, stood there for a while, then squatted down to pick up corn cobs.The corn cobs on the ground were picked up, but when he raised his hand, the corn cobs under his arm fell again.

Gu Mang was dazed again, he thought for a while, put the corn cobs he had just picked up under his arms, and then calmly picked up the corn cobs on the ground.

The ones on the ground were picked up, and the ones under the arms fell off again... He picked up again, picked up again, dropped again, picked up again, dropped again, and...

"........."

If Gu Mang was pretending, Mo Xi felt that he didn't have to work so hard to become a general, and could transfer to Liyuan to sing opera.

Over there, Gu Mang was standing in the yard, completely dazed. He was at a loss for a while, then stretched out his hand tremblingly again, tentatively picking up the corncobs that fell on the ground.

good!Pick it up!

……

The one under the arm fell off again.

Gu Mang really didn't understand why, so he scratched his head in confusion.

It doesn't matter if I scratch it, several corn cobs in my arms rolled out again.

Mo Xi: "..."

Maybe it was because he really couldn't bear to watch such a stupid picture, or he felt that Gu Mang's outfit was too perfect, or because he had a faint feeling that Gu Mang might be really stupid and didn't lie at all. Mo Xi's chest rose up, forcing him to open the window and curse: "You are stupid! Are you a pig? You won't stuff a few corns into the basket behind you!"

The sleeping boys and servants in the surrounding houses were awakened, and they all opened the windows with sleepy eyes. Some people were still shouting, "What's the matter, what's the matter?" "Is there any monster?"

As a result, I saw this scene.

All of a sudden there was no sound.

Mo Xi's anger was boundless: "I can't even pick up a piece of corn, I'm tired of looking at you!"

"..." Gu Mang even dropped the meatloaf he was holding in his mouth, turned his head and looked at him with wide eyes. Seeing that Mo Xi's face was unfriendly and fierce, he actually, unexpectedly——

With a cold face, he picked up a corn cob and threw it at Mo Xi who was swearing by the open window!

Mo Xi said angrily: "You still dare to fight with me?!"

As soon as Gu Mang missed the hit, he turned around and ran with the "dirty things" on his back. As a result, he almost staggered and tripped because he ran too fast, but at this moment, he suddenly showed his kung fu skills, and grabbed the He stood up with one hand before his face fell to the ground, quickly stood up and quickly dived into the cellar, the whole series of movements were done in one go, extremely neat.

Under the moonlight, golden corn cobs fell all over the ground.

All the servants: "..."

Mo Xi: "..."

Li Wei reacted the fastest, immediately slammed down the window, and extinguished the lights in his room with lightning speed, pretending he didn't see anything.

Others were not so lucky, they all received a severe reprimand from Mo Shuai:

"What are you looking at! Don't you sleep?!?"

The bad breath of being smashed with corn cobs in public did not dissipate so easily. Mo Xi breathed out all night and managed to suppress his anger by throwing a fireball and burning ten baskets of corn cobs the next day.

But he was still a little unhappy in his heart, and when he was standing by the pool to feed the fish, he would grit his teeth sullenly and said to Li Wei: "Why does he still have the face to hit me?"

Li Wei sighed, feeling in his heart, Xi and Jun are good at everything, but they are too awkward and have a big temper.

So while he was peeling fruit for Mo Xi, he muttered desperately: "Oh, my lord, don't be angry. If you get sick, there will be no one to replace you. It's just a corn cob. If you get sick, who will be happy?" Well, there is reincarnation in the world of karma, today he hits you, tomorrow you hit him, just endure this period, come, come, the Lord will eat pears."

Mo Xi thought for a while, and it seemed that there was really no other way, so he took the pear with a cold face and remained silent.

Just like keeping some animals, as time went by, Gu Mang's vigilance towards the people in Xihe Mansion gradually became less strong than it was at first.He would occasionally come out during the day, looking for a corner to observe the plants and trees carefully without saying a word, and when there was no one in the yard, he would sit by the pool and bask in the sun quietly for a while.

One afternoon, the sun was fine, and Mo Xi sat under the tree to meditate and practice, but there was probably a squirrel storing grain for the winter in that tree, and Wan Ye didn't say anything, but the cores would still fall from time to time.

At first Mo Xi didn't care, and was just annoyed, but then suddenly, with a "boom", a fruit core hit Mo Xi's head impartially.

"..."

I have never seen such a daring rat!Mo Xi suddenly opened his eyes, raised his head angrily——

On the high tree trunk, in the shadow of the whirling leaves, Gu Mang was sitting hugging the tree trunk, busy stuffing berries into his pocket, and stuffing one into his mouth at the same time.

He is a little fiddly, and he can grasp it as soon as he grabs it. Sometimes the berries leak out from between his fingers, and fall to the ground like coral beads. This may be the reason why Mo Xi was hit on the forehead.

Mo Xi was quite speechless for a while, and at the same time quite angry. Speechless and angry, he simply raised his long legs and kicked towards the tree trunk.

With a "bang", a lot of fruits fell down. Mo Xi stood in the fruit rain and said angrily, "Gu Mang!" Face off with Mo Xi.

The two stared at each other for a long time, Gu Mang remained silent, but suddenly his cheeks moved, and there was a small lump on his cheek - it seemed that there was more than one berry stuffed in his mouth.

Mo Xi said coldly, "Come down!"

Gu Mang moved his cheeks again, and suddenly hung his berry bag around his neck, then used his hands and feet to climb a little higher and denser branches, carefully hiding himself.

Mo Xi was almost dizzy with anger: "Okay. You are fine. Are you not afraid of falling to your death?"

What responded to him was Gu Mang smashing down a berry core with a "boom".

Mo Xi: "..."

Grinding his back molars like this for a long time, until the weather was very cold, Mo Xi got out of bed one morning and saw Li Wei was already waiting outside, he saw Mo Xi push the door and walk towards him After a salute, he said, "My lord."

Mo Xi glanced at him, today is Chonghuaxiu Asahi, Li Wei will not wait for him outside the door for no reason, so he asked lightly: "Is there something wrong with the Military Aircraft Department?"

Li Wei smiled flatteringly: "No, there is another very good news to report to you."