After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Si Xiao keenly sensed something was wrong.

Regardless of whether he is the owner of the department or the elite of the department, his essential character will not change.There may be some differences in performance, but he is definitely not a person who likes to be in contact with others and will easily agree to other people's requests.Even if there was no old ghost who suddenly possessed him when he was about to die, making him have to actively communicate with others in order to survive, Si Xiao would really keep his elite and aloof personality for a lifetime, even if his heart is occasionally boring. Yes, but he will definitely not let himself go like Huangmao.

But just now, he felt that Ding Jie was very pitiful and cute, and wanted to talk to her a few more words, and agreed to her request.

The sober shopkeeper had only four words for this - ouch, I'll go.

His character design just now is about to collapse.This girl has a problem.

Si Xiao looked at Ding Jie, and suddenly smiled at her: "Miss Ding, I'm sorry, the robot dog is really gone, but there will be a robot cat in the future, Sister Ding, you can make an appointment with me in advance, like Sister Zhu Tong is like that."

Ding Jie was forcibly interrupted by Ye Rongyi from her conversation with Si Xiao, and it was impossible to have any more physical contact with Si Xiao at this time.She could only forcefully smile: "Okay then, then I'll order a kitten, don't forget."

Si Xiao nodded.Seeing this, Ding Jie wanted to say something, but Ye Rongyi had already dragged him away: "Hurry up and get your glass bowl, let's go to the pharmacy and supermarket first."

Si Xiao was dragged away by Ye Rongyi.

Ding Jie pursed her lips, and Song Jingran suddenly appeared next to him. He looked at Ding Jie with a bit of fascination in his eyes: "Jie Jie, it's noon, shall I treat you to lunch?"

Ding Jie looked at Song Jingran, lowered her eyes, and raised her head with a smile after a while: "Okay, I want to eat hot pot."

Song Jingran just laughed: "You can't say this clearly, we have to eat it secretly. Otherwise, the manager and director will definitely talk about it if they find out."

Ding Jie also laughed.Forget it, the yellow-haired shopkeeper can't get in touch for the time being, and there is no way to absorb his anger and luck, so let's go to Song Jingran first.At any rate, he is also the number two male, not much worse than the number one female.Zhu Tong had already fainted, and it was still difficult for her to act lightly in a short time.It's a pity that when she gets close to Ye Rongyi, she will feel pain all over her body as if being pricked by a needle. Chao Feng told her to be careful of Ye Rongyi, isn't that what she was talking about?Otherwise, Ye Rongyi's own anger and luck alone would be enough for her to become a superstar.

Ding Jie walked to her lounge.Although she knew in her heart that this method of robbing other people's luck and anger was wrong, but as Chao Feng said, if people do not do it for themselves, heaven and earth will destroy it.Moreover, she is not killing people, and those who are sucked away by her are only temporarily weak and have low luck.After a while they will reply on their own.Ding Jie said this to herself, trying to convince herself.But deep down in her heart, there was always a voice shouting that this is wrong, don't do it!She flickered slightly, suppressing the feeling that something was wrong.

Ye Rongyi wore a mask and walked to the supermarket with Si Xiao.

On the way, Ye Rongyi said directly: "Do you think there is anything wrong?"

Si Xiao nodded: "Yes. It's very strange. When I saw that Ding Jie, I thought she was cute and pitiful. I wanted to talk to her more and agree to her various unreasonable demands. If you hadn't held me back, I might have agreed to her But in fact, even if Zhao Jinshan begs me, as long as I think it is unreasonable, I can directly fork him out. It is impossible for me to agree to Ding Jie's situation."

Ye Rongyi was a little upset: "She has that kind of appearance and temperament, and you think he is pitiful and cute?"

Si Xiao turned to look at this person, "Is your focus wrong?"

Yingdi Ye still frowned, and he could see his super upset through the mask.

The shopkeeper suddenly laughed, "Well, to be honest, even though I thought she was pitiful and cute at the time, when I turned around and saw you, I still thought you were prettier. She is not my type, you are better than her Eat some."

Ye Rongyi raised his eyebrows high, is this person flirting with him?It must be teasing him!So Yingdi Ye's mood brightened instantly: "You are not my type."

Si Fat looked sideways at him.

"You are my water and air."

The corner of Si Fat's face twitched: "This line is a bit awkward, is it a line from your new commercial or TV series?"

Ye Yingdi laughed for a while: "No, when he first debuted, he acted in the confession scene of the affectionate male lead. After I said this line, it has been popular for more than half a year, and it was rated as the most affectionate confession line of the year."

Si Xiao glanced at Ye Rongyi, and they both laughed at the same time.

At this time, Si Xiao felt that it was not too bad to have his vest stripped off. Ye Rongyi would not ask him why he tried to act as two people, but their relationship was more relaxed and casual.Like, they all know each other's true side and character, and when facing each other, they don't need to pretend to hide.As long as you are true to yourself, you will not be said to be a collapsed person, and it will not cause any work damage.

Si Xiao thought, this is a little different from Zhao Jinshan. Being with Zhao Jinshan is because of the familiarity of Fa Xiao and not worrying about it. Being with Ye Rongyi is more like a tacit understanding and tacit understanding.All in all, have fun.And he could tell that Ye Rongyi felt the same as him.

"To get to the point, Ding Jie seems to have become a little strange. This change seems to have started recently, and it's probably not my illusion. Many male compatriots in the crew seem to be more attentive to Ding Jie."

Ye Rongyi nodded: "I can see it too. Besides, when I stretched out my hand to hold you just now, I felt that there was an aura on her that I didn't like very much. That aura gave me a familiar feeling. Guess what it is?"

After thinking about it for a while, Si Xiao thought of a particularly disturbing possibility. "Like the fake I gave you?"

Ye Yingdi raised the corners of his mouth and nodded reservedly.

Si Xiao directly scolded "Hiding Souls".Then call the old ghost.

【Did something happen to Qin Chaofeng and the devil?Is there something wrong with Ding Jie?Why didn't you, the leader of the righteous path, find out? ? ? 】

The old ghost replied confidently: [This seat has no entity now, so I can't see the other party's problem at a glance.In the eyes of this seat, that woman is just a little bit more sinister.There are so many people like this in this world, I can't just see one and think there's something wrong, right?Moreover, the self-detonation of the devil brought huge damage to this seat before. It is very hard for me to maintain your life and restore your soul. How can I care about other things?You'd better sell more things, I have improved the face-changing cream and zombie escape shoes, you hurry up and think of a new name to sell them. 】

Si Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth. [Then can you solve that woman's problem?Sister Zhu Tong suddenly fell into a coma, and why do I think she is cute?What ability does she have?Or did you use something produced by the devil? ] Si Xiao’s expression became uneasy when asked: [The devil and Qin Chaofeng are really in a mess. If he makes a lot of evil things and sells them all at once, wouldn’t the world be in chaos? up? 】

The old ghost shook his head: [That's not the case.All the things made by this seat are placed in the mustard seeds of this seat. After I drag the devil to die together, the mustard seeds are still there because of too much obsession.So there are so many things in this seat.But the devil is impossible to have, so he can't refine any evil items, at most he is... tsk, use bad luck and evil energy to add some flesh and blood materials to refine something that can inspire people's evil thoughts, It's just a elixir that swallows people's anger and luck.That girl looks like she has already taken that kind of elixir.She probably thought that the anger and luck she plundered would be fed back to her body to make her more beautiful and have a chance, but she certainly didn't know that her own body was a transmission medium for purification, tsk tsk, truly pure The power did not enter her body, but was used by the devil through her body. 】

Having said that, the old ghost's tone suddenly became very bad.

[This is not acceptable, if there are more people like her, then the recovery speed of the devil will definitely be faster than this seat.And once he becomes stronger, there are many things he can do.Hurry up, let me give you a prescription, you use a glass bowl to boil a bowl of soup and medicine, and finally put some blood of the kid next to you into it.Then pour the bowl of medicine into the girl.It can directly destroy the food that the devil gave her.It's a pity that I haven't refined the elixir that can completely kill that devil, it's really... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.This seat is going to retreat to refine medicine, so don't disturb me in the middle! 】

Then the old ghost was completely silent.Leaving Si Hei Mao with a distressed face.

When Ye Rongyi saw Si Xiao's sudden silence and standing still, he knew that he might go to the "Chief Technical Advisor" to discuss the issue again. He was not in a hurry, and stood beside Si Xiao and waited for him to finish speaking. talk.

But the problem is that the place where Si Xiao was in a daze was on the side of the road leading to the largest supermarket in the film city. There were a lot of tourists coming and going here, and most of the people who came here were fans who wanted to meet the stars they were chasing.Therefore, Si Xiao and Ye Rongyi, two tall, long-legged, handsome guys who look like celebrities, naturally attracted a lot of attention, but if there were too many people watching, there would be a problem——

As the number one male god in the entertainment industry with the most popularity, the largest number of fans, and the most popular among audiences, even Ye Rongyi is wearing a mask and hat, but he can't escape his fans' laser-like eyes.

When the first little girl glanced at him inadvertently, and then suddenly looked at him in shock and disbelief, Yingdi Ye started to get fussy.

Then there's the second, third, and fourth.

Si Heimao finally came back to his senses when those excited fans stared at the sparkling eyes, and before Ye Rongyi had time to call out Ye Yingdi's name, and when Ye Rongyi was about to drag the dazed Heimao fat face to run away in the next second .

"Huh? What's going on? Why do I feel like I'm being watched? Did your illegitimate meal come out again?"

Ye Rongyi took a deep breath, pulled Si Xiao violently and rushed in the direction he wanted. He pulled Si Xiao and ran, and the fans who were only suspicious at first immediately screamed in unison.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"

Si Xiao was so excited by these screams that he almost rushed to the street, Hao Xuan was pulled by Ye Rongyi.

"It's not an illegitimate meal, but a lot of fans." Ye Rongyi said while running, with a bit of self-deprecating joy in his voice: "I always feel that my fans bring their own perspective and microscope, No matter what I look like, they recognize me in ten seconds. Never miss it. For a while I even thought, if I turn into ashes, they will still recognize me. "

Si Xiao wanted to laugh but was speechless, while running, he turned his head to look at the screaming fans who were rushing towards him.Then I regretted that I didn't wear a mask, and I thought that maybe this afternoon, there would be a hot search on the entertainment headlines of "the film king dragged a strange man to run wildly on the street".If these fans are asked to be a certain store owner...

Si Xiao refused to think about it further.

But he soon thought of a solution.

Ye Rongyi dragged him into a shopping mall, isolating most of the fans, and then Ye Rongyi wanted to drag him to hide in a fitting room selling clothes, but Si Xiao yanked him back and ran to The store bathroom.Their speed was relatively fast, but there were still a few fans who saw their figure and direction, and rushed towards this side at the same time.

Seeing that Si Xiao's destination was the restroom, Yingdi Ye yelled in an experienced voice, "No! It's useless, they'll stay outside! They'll surround the whole restroom!" Moreover, among those chasing them, except for most In addition to the female fans, there are equally enthusiastic male fans. When the male fans come, they will follow directly.

It's a pity that Si Xiao has already dragged him and rushed in.And under the stunned gaze of a passer-by next to the sink in the men's toilet, the two rushed into the same toilet cubicle together.

Passerby A: Damn it!In broad daylight, can these two people bear it? !

Si Xiao interrupted Ye Rongyi before he could speak: "I have a disguise artifact. As long as you are ruthless, your mother will not recognize you!"

Yingdi Ye shut his mouth immediately, and stared straight at Si Xiao's fat face that he couldn't pull off after studying for a long time.He thought, ah, today he can finally get this fat face's answer.

Just as Ye Rongyi was thinking this way, Si Xiao had already found the old ghost from the backpack on his back to buy a face-changing cream. Of course, this face-changing cream was modified by the old ghost, and the effect would not be as good as Si Xiao's face is so real and waterproof, sweatproof, and violent pulling exercises, and the effect of using it is only three hours.This is also to prevent someone from doing bad things with the face-changing cream. Of course, the face-changing cream itself has a setting. If the person who uses it has great malice, the face-changing cream will automatically fall off. Another insurance policy used by the bad guys.

Ye Rongyi saw Si Xiao take out a box of mud-yellow plasters, still in the familiar three-none packaging, which made people feel distrustful at first sight.Then the man dug out a large lump of yellow mud with his hands and slapped him on the face.

Ye Yingdi's real name turned back in distaste: "What are you doing! Don't rub it on my face!"

Si Xiao: "Don't move around! This is a good thing, I won't give it to others, and you will have to pay for it later."

Ye Rongyi frowned and watched Si Pang face smear yellow mud on his face, "It's slippery, it feels weird."

Si Xiao: "It's fine if it's useful. If you don't like it, you'll feel comfortable in a while, and you'll beg me for it in the future. Also, take off your clothes, just in case."

When the following female fans let the later male fans enter the relatively luxurious bathroom of the mall, the first thing they saw was someone standing by the sink with a shocked face, a little nausea, and weird expectations Passerby.The guy blushed violently, as if he had thought of something unspeakable.

And just when the three male fans were about to ask passerby A if they saw where the two men rushed in, a single room in the bathroom was opened.

The male fan stared at the past with bright eyes, and then turned his head without emotion, and even turned his head with a bit of disgust.

It was indeed two men who came out, but unfortunately these two men were not at all the male god Ye Yingdi who they were chasing after, whose every move had an aura of charisma, and a smile could make people's heart beat faster and their legs weak.They were two guys with the same round face like a pot, and round and small eyes like a large bean.

Tsk, how should I put it.The faces of these two people will not make people think they are too ugly to see people, at most they will make people ugly and cute, and there is a sense of joy. Although they have good figures, especially the tall one, Looking at the back without looking at the face will definitely make people think that this is a handsome guy.But when he looked at his face, he lost all thoughts.Facing these two ugly, cute and fat faces, all fantasies about male gods will be immediately disillusioned.These are two faces that can act in comedy, and they are definitely not in the same style as the actor's male god face.

Ye Rongyi didn't know what his face would look like after Si Heimao fiddled with him. When Si Xiao opened the door of the cubicle, he was still a little apprehensive and prepared to face all kinds of male fans asking for autographs and group photos. behavioral.However, when he saw his face in the mirror at the sink, he froze for ten seconds.Only then did he look at himself with a distorted expression in the mirror, and calmly washed his hands.

This face is beyond his bottom line on aesthetics!

He instantly understood the meaning of Si Xiao's sentence "As long as you are ruthless, I guarantee that even your own mother will not recognize you". Mom must not recognize him.

Looking at the three male fans who were staring at the rest of the toilet and not looking at him at all, the emotions in Yingdi Ye's heart were too complicated to express.

"Tsk, don't be dazed, hurry up and go to the supermarket to buy something."

Si Xiao pulled Ye Rongyi.

Ye Rongyi glanced at Si Xiao who had also turned his own eyes into soybean eyes, twitched his mouth, and followed him out of the bathroom.

The moment the two of them came out, excited fans rushed forward, and before they could finish yelling the three words "Ye Yingdi", they stopped the car just as they were about to touch him.

"Ye, hiccup! Who are you?!"

Ye Rongyi looked at those fans who would have squeezed himself out before, but now Qi Qi showed disappointment, and even showed a little disgusted expression, suddenly, his mood burst.

He showed a smug smile to his fans: "I am me. Miss, why are you jumping on me? Do you want my WeChat?"

The chubby-faced, pea-eyed smile was really powerful, and the fans who rushed over were inexplicably irritated by Chou Meng, and took three steps back, clutching their chests and screaming:

"Don't come here!! I don't have any feelings for you!!"

Ye Rongyi blinked his artificial eyes, and walked forward with a smile.Then, the fans who surrounded the toilet three floors inside and three floors outside gave him a wide road automatically.

Ye Rongyi instantly felt more refreshing and exciting than walking on the red carpet runway!

The author has something to say: Ye Yingdi: I don't look at my face, I can walk out of the steps that my relatives don't recognize! ! !Ha ha ha ha! !

Passerby A: Seeing those two faces, I'm fucking sick.What's the matter with that! ! !