After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Si Xiao looked at the robot wolf dog surrounded by the crew, wishing everyone could masturbate for half an hour, and he was too lazy to tell them that it was actually a wolf dog cub instead of a husky cub.Although the two are somewhat similar, the difference is obvious if you look closely.It may be that huskies are too popular among dogs as a boutique dog, so when this robot wolf dog came out, it was recognized as a husky cub by everyone.

Anyway, they are all canines, and it’s not true, so let’s do whatever we like.

Si Xiao sat under the sun umbrella, with a cooling stone on his body, eating fruit ice cream comfortably, feeling that life is so beautiful.It's so good to be alive.

It's just that he wasn't happy for a long time, and half of those who were still surrounded by the robot wolf dog came to his side and surrounded him.

The heroine Zhu Tong took the assistant's small electric fan to fan him personally, the male number two Song Jingran personally squeezed his shoulders, and the female number three Lin Shasha talked about business on behalf of all the team members:

"Master Huang~~~"

Si Xiao's goosebumps were aroused by her whining and long voice, he moved his shoulders to shake off Song Jingran's hand, and stared at them: "What are you doing?" ?

Lin Shasha smiled: "I also want a small husky robot dog, the price is not a problem, sell me one! And Sister Tongtong and Big Brother Jingran also want a robot husky very much. Look at us For the sake of the same crew, sell it to us!"

Zhu Tong and Song Jingran nodded together, and looked at Si Xiao with smiles and eyes that could fascinate their fans.

If it were someone else, they would definitely be defeated under the siege of these handsome men and beauties.But will the elites be ordinary people?He has seen the big world, there is no way for beauty to defeat him!So he shook his head resolutely: "Although I really want to sell it to you, the finished products produced by our company are only the two of me and the actor. The others have not been successfully produced. This involves the latest machine technology. I They are only in charge of sales, but there is no way to directly conjure a dog for you."

The request was rejected, and several big stars were a little disappointed. Lin Shasha pouted her lips and pinched her waist, and questioned Si Xiao soulfully: "Could it be because you are a fan of Ye Yingdi, so you just let the actor go through the back door?" Right? Ah Huang, you can’t be so unprincipled and favor one over another!”

Si Xiao's chubby face didn't even change the expression: "Am I this kind of person? The actor can buy it because the actor asked me first, and I just had one here so I sold it to him. Whoever you are first If someone asks me, I will definitely sell it to him."

Lin Shasha and the others squinted their eyes to see Si Huangmao's pink and sincere expression, and they could only grit their teeth and turn around in the end.Forget it, who told them not to have a fan of the magical shop!Even if what the yellow-haired man said was a lie, what could they do?You can't even grab it.

But before Zhu Tong left, he turned around and asked Si Xiao: "Then can I order in advance? I just heard from the actor that the number of this kind of robot dog is very small and will not be produced for a long time?"

Si Xiao nodded, "This is possible. Because the production materials are quite special, some precious metals and rare stones will be used, so the output is really low. I'll make a note of the order for you, Tongtong Beauty. Today is July NO.30, On August [-]th, our Taobao store will launch a series of accompanying and supervising robot pets. At that time, Tongtong Beauty, you can send me a WeChat message, and I will send the dog directly to your home."

After Zhu Tong said this, both Song Jingran and Lin Shasha turned around and asked to book a robot dog.Si Xiao also asked: "Besides the robot wolf dog, there may be other robot pets. Are you sure you want to buy a wolf dog? You can also wait to see other robot pets."

Song Jingran himself is a dog lover, especially huskies, so he didn't hesitate at all: "It's okay, I just like robot wolf dogs, Xiao Huang, please keep one for me! I don't really catch cold with other pets."

Lin Shasha asked, "Is there a robot pet that looks like a cat? I like cats more than dogs."

The old ghost replied very thoughtfully: [There are clouded leopard cubs. 】

Si Xiao twitched the corners of his mouth, they were all cats anyway.He nodded: "Yes, yes, I will leave you a cat-shaped one." Lin Shasha was so happy that she threw herself into Si Huangmao's arms, but she was caught by Ye Rongyi who had been staring at her for a long time. He blocked it calmly.

"Sasha, Director Zhong wants to talk to you about the play, so go over there."

Lin Shasha stuck out her tongue quickly, and ran away quickly.

Ye Rongyi saw that his nominal assistant spread himself out into a cake, eating smoothies and basking in the sun comfortably.Looking at the contented expression on his face, it is really very hateful.

Tsk, seeing this guy like this, I have an urge to open a Taobao store as a celebrity.This yellow hair is simply poisonous.

Ye Rongyi sat on the recliner next to Si Xiao and called him for the dog he bought for his sister.

"Come here with silver."

Then another little wolfhound, who had a similar appearance to Si Xiao's Xiaoha, but with three extra silver-gray stripes on his forehead, ran over on short legs.

Si Xiao complained: "The name Yinzi sounds particularly explosive. It might as well be called Yinmao. It has three strands of silver-gray hair on its head."

Ye Rongyi directly retorted: "No, it's called Yinzi. My eldest sister will definitely like this name. Her favorite thing to do every day is to earn silver. If the fur of silver is golden, I will directly name it Jinzi .”

"Okay, let your little Hu and my money be put together, I will send a Weibo photo. I will promote it for you. Then you announce the news of the robot dog on Weibo, and you should receive very good effect. But are you sure that the first batch will only sell [-] robotic wolf dogs? Although the price of these wolf dogs is relatively high, the quantity of [-] is really very small, and it is estimated that they will be sold out soon."

Si Xiao called Xiaoha over, and put them together with the film emperor Yinzi. There were two little wolfhounds, one with white fur that looked like a small flame in front of his forehead, and the other with three silver-gray long hairs on his head. The guys squatted together very honestly.It looks really cute, and Si Xiao doesn't think it's enough: "Xiaoha tilted his head and put his paws on Yinzi's head! Yes, it's cuter this way, and Yinzi just needs to stay still."

"Okay, you can take pictures, alas, how cute is my dog!"

Ye Rongyi stood in front of the table and looked at the two little wolf dogs on the table, and took several photos of them, and they became more and more cute the more they looked at them.

Then, after watching for a long time, Yingdi Ye suddenly didn't want to give money to his sister anymore.

Although he already has a little bee now, the little bee is a secret, killer existence that cannot be seen.But the dog is different, this yellow hair has a dog here, he thinks he should also have a dog.

Well, it's decided, let the eldest brother-in-law go to buy it together, and he will keep the dog himself.

Ye Hongye had no idea that she was about to have a perfect dog, and then she was detained by her brother who deserved to be beaten.

Ye Rongyi posted on Weibo directly after taking the photo.

While all the fans were still discussing the relationship between Ye Yingdi and the suspected owner of Daxian'er in the group, and the fans of Daxian's magic shop were screaming and waiting for Si Xiao's reply, Ye Rongyi sent a tweet Bo.

Ye Rongyi V: [I got a dog today.Very happy. #picture#picture#picture#]

The fans who have been squatting under their idol's Weibo are instantly sour when they see this Weibo.Reviews refresh very quickly.

【Ahhh, I'm sour, sour, sour!Actor! ! !I want a dog too!I dreamed last night that I had a dog! ! 】

[It has become a living lemon essence. Obviously I am Ye Shuai's loyal coconut powder, but when I saw that extremely cute dog, I didn't know whether I was sour on the actor's dog or the sour actor. a dog! 】

[Da Xianer fans are here to report.Jealousy makes me completely disfigured and separated! !I squatted under Daxianer’s Weibo all day yesterday and wanted to ask him if the robot dog was a new product, but Daxianer didn’t post a word, but the actor has a new dog today! !Raise your head up to the sky and howl at the injustice of the world! !Is it because I'm not a film king and I don't have a face that can overwhelm the country and the city, so I don't deserve to have a dog! ! 】

[Tong Da Xianer fan came over to take a look, feeling tired, I think I've become a fan of the most willful Zhuer who doesn't produce food at all, I thought this was already the worst.But I was wrong, the worst thing is not that my fan Daxianer does not produce food, but that the food that should have been produced by him was distributed by the film king! 】

[Ahem, let me ask you secretly, is there any CP of Mengxianyi?If you have any, add me as a friend and let's have fun together! 】

【Pooh!Plug it out upstairs and burn it to death!Against my CP!Obviously Ye Xian CP! 】

[...No, those two upstairs, we haven't even figured out what Daxian'er looks like so far, so we started cute CP, aren't you too picky?Although I also feel that the relationship between the actor and the shop owner is not normal, is it the second time that the actor has advertised for the shop owner?But maybe he is a very good friend?Like Zhang Yawen? 】

【Ha ha. 】

【Ha ha. 】

[Those who don’t understand the sixth sense can change the topic for discussion. 】

The big discussions and hot topics caused by Ye Rongyi's photo of the robot dog have not yet settled down, and the fans who have been following Si Xiao's Weibo have finally waited for the official announcement from the owner of Daxian'er.

Daxian Miraculous Shopkeeper V: [Hi everyone.I believe everyone has seen the photo of the actor's dog.That's right, the two cute dogs in the photo are the latest products of our big Mr. Class store - accompanying and supervising robot pet series!The first batch of accompanying pets is a thousand robotic wolf dogs in the shape of wolf dog puppies.Because the news was leaked in advance at the airport, it was simply made public. 】

Daxian Magical Shopkeeper V: [The first batch of robot wolf dogs have three main functions, accompanying, guarding, and supervising.Because of the use of the latest technology system, wolf dogs can understand most of the owner's passwords.It can help the owner pick up shoes and newspapers, close the door or even go upstairs to get forgotten items.Please try to develop various functions after you get them.And the wolf dog has three guarding and monitoring functions: barking, attacking, and ultimate electric shock.The girls who run at night are accompanied by cute wolf dogs, which can protect their own safety to the greatest extent.However, the biggest function of this robotic pet is supervision.Dear friends, do you have a disobedient child at home or a lazy person who doesn't seem to want to work hard?If so, then I recommend this supervisor to accompany the robot wolf dog!As long as the parents or the person give instructions to the wolf dog, the wolf dog will become a very qualified personal supervisor.Always supervise the master not to be lazy in study or exercise, the effect is outstanding. 】

Daxian Miraculous Shopkeeper V: 【There will be a video of various functions of the robot wolf dog later.The robot wolf dog is scheduled to go on sale at 20:[-] am on August [-]th. The price of a wolf dog is [-] yuan, a total of [-] dogs.No replenishment after sold out, please wait for the second batch of robot pets.And, this product rejects all violent disassembly and research, once someone tries to disassemble, it will self-destruct.Thank you for your cooperation.Oh, and one last thing, the blond guy in the airport video is me.Afterwards, there will be my positive entry in the video.Of course, if the handsome men and women around me have time, they may also be in the picture, so stay tuned. 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah!I, saw, saw, got, what, what! ! 】

[Yes, yes, yes, I can!This dog is just perfect for me!Lazy cancer patients with advanced procrastination are waiting for Gouzi to save them! 】

Mei Brain V: [Oh oh oh oh!The owner of Daxianer has new products again! !I feel that I am destined to lack such a dog!Although the price is expensive, my heart bleeds, but!but!I am ready!bring it on!I have never lost in hand speed! ! 】

【...When I think that there will be so many people robbing me of 20 dogs, I feel that life is hopeless.Money is not the problem now, the problem is that if I have money and can’t get a dog, how can I live? 】

[Hehe, what are you upstairs?I can say that it has been more than half a month since the Cooling Stone was sold, but I haven't grabbed the Cooling Stone yet?There is no one with this kind of luck, and it is estimated that Gouzi and I will also miss it.Before this time, I especially wished that I was the long-lost son of Daxian'er's family, that I would be Daxian'er's brother, and then my life would be happy. 】

[The one upstairs is my own brother!I think so! ! 】

【Then I'm afraid the brothers and sisters of Daxian'er's family can directly break the record. 】

[Hahaha, I don't think so, I hope I am Ye Yingdi's brother! 】

As soon as these words came out, the comments were silent for a while, and then everyone flocked to praise this little clever ghost.In the same nine years, you are unique!

Anyway, because of Ye Rongyi and Si Xiao's successive Weibo posts, the traffic on the Internet surged again. The middle Weibo even failed to reply or refresh the page because of the high popularity. Scratched bald.

It's hard to wait for this problem to be solved.The head of the technical team posted a weibo.

Weibo Code Farmer V: [Ten years ago, when I first joined the group, my seniors told me that our most terrifying enemy was a man named "Ye Rongyi". Multiplied by multiples, it will even affect life expectancy and year-end bonus.Today, ten years later, when I saw the new junior, I patted him on the shoulder and felt that he was worse than me.At best, I can't defeat "Ye Rongyi".And in the future, in addition to kneeling "Ye Rongyi", he may kneel another "big fairy".And when these two fit together, it's pretty damning. ＠Daxian magical shopkeeper, is there any magical thing that can guarantee that the data will not crash and the server will not explode? 】

The following is the ruthless hahahahaha of netizens.

But soon, the small video shot by Si Xiao was posted on the Internet by him.

As soon as the anxious netizens who had been waiting opened the video, their faces were covered with blood——

In the picture, there is a cute little husky lying on the ground first, and then when the camera turns, a yellow slipper is thrown out.A clear voice said:

"Xiaoha, go and help me bring back my slippers."

Then, the cute little husky straightened up straight, shook the hair and grass clippings on its body, and happily walked towards the slipper, and accurately grabbed the small strap of the slipper, shaking Bumped back.

Then, the owner of the voice finally appeared in the camera. The man's face was like a disc, his eyes were round and big, and his nose was high. He looked very round and pleasing. He rubbed the little husky's head and smiled: "Good job. Awesome."

The little husky whimpered happily and wagged its tail.

[Ah ah ah!Let alone 20, I will buy 40! ! 】

[I've heard of baby fat a long time ago.When I saw it today, the owner hahahaha was different from what I thought! ! 】

The author has something to say: Wow~ I saw the comments, so let me tell you about it. For this article, I will work hard to update it on Saturdays and Sundays, and I will not draw a fixed chapter at noon on weekdays.But if there is a long comment, then add a new chapter directly, and add a new chapter every time the collection increases by [-]~

And, if one day the zombie is drawn, it will suddenly drop a new one.That's it.