After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Even though Si Xiao was very dissatisfied with Ye Xiao eating porridge and cabbage, the car belonged to Ye Rongyi, and the driver only listened to the boss.At around ten o'clock in the evening, they arrived at a shop called Chang'an Porridge Shed in the film and television city, and really started to drink porridge.

Fortunately, the porridge in this family is rich and varied, not only preserved egg and lean meat porridge, but also Si Xiao's favorite seafood porridge and winter melon ribs porridge, etc., plus crispy fried buns and refreshing side dishes, even if you don't have The crayfish barbecue and hot pot, Si Jing also had a good time.

He ate hungrily there, while Ye Rongyi was next to him, taking a sip of porridge from time to time, and suddenly asked him, "Why did you show up at the airport? Your cousin asked you to repay my life-saving grace? If you add your cousin For your life-saving grace, it may not be enough for you to be my assistant for half a month."

Si Xiao crushed the crab shell in one bite, and clicked his tongue: "Of course my cousin pays the debt himself, so what's the matter with me? But this time he did call me, and he told me you There is a particularly annoying illegitimate meal, let me look for any products that can help you get rid of that illegitimate meal. It just so happens that I have nothing to do, and I can eat and drink with you, and sell new products by the way, so I'm here. "

Ye Rongyi blocked the four words of eating and drinking, and a gleam in his eyes: "Do you have a product that can make me get rid of that woman? Show me it and let me see it. If it is really useful, then I really have to thank you." Your brother, oh of course you."

Si Xiao glanced at him, and swallowed the pan fried bun he was chewing: "Did you see my robot dog? How do you feel?"

Ye Rongyi thought for a while: "It's pretty good. It has both good looks and strength. But what is the function of the robot dog? Is it to protect the owner?"

Si Xiao shook his head and nodded again: "The function can be changed. Basically, as long as you say commands to the robot dog, it will execute it. The purpose of our development is to supervise those students who do not have high self-control. When the dog is around, even if the parents are not around, the dog can replace the parents to supervise the children to study hard. Of course, this has a miraculous effect on other workaholics who are too lazy to exercise, too lazy to get up, or even too lazy to rest. In addition, the machine The dog itself has the functions of howling and attacking, and it can also run with the owner."

When Si Xiao said this, he thought of something again, and laughed a few times: "How can I be a nanny who protects babies from being bullied by nanny all the time, and protects children from running around and climbing windows."

"Then this robot dog is really powerful. I'm afraid it can reach the world's top technological level, right? What exactly does your supply company do?"

Si Huangmao turned his fat face to Ye Yingdi, showing a proud expression of "I have a secret but I won't tell you", "Guess?"

Ye Rongyi: "..." Among other things, at least this Huangmao owes a lot more than his cousin. "Then what does this have to do with me getting rid of that illegitimate fan? I can't let the dog bite the person who is driving a long way from me, right? And you are the one who provoked you first, but that woman doesn't care No matter how bad her behavior is, she still acts in the name of my fan, if I blatantly let the dog bite her because I refuse her to follow me, then this trending search will definitely dominate the trending list for half a month."

"I'm not afraid of taking off my fans. Anyway, I don't have so many constraints and worries now. But it doesn't work. For me, the gain outweighs the loss."

Si Xiao shook his head: "Don't think about Gou Zi if it's not yours. The one I recommend to you is Bee Zi!"

Xiao Liang, who was drinking porridge silently next to him, was almost choked to death by the word "lunatic".

Si Xiao glanced at him, took out his pockets, and called the old ghost: [Old ghost, hurry up!It's time to pitch to Gold Clients!On the puppet bee! 】

The old ghost was quite pleasing to Ye Rongyi, and directly threw the puppet bee in a glass bottle that he had transformed into Si Xiao's pocket.

Si Xiao took out the small crystal glass bottle from his pocket.

Inside was a tiny bee with pale gold flapping wings, the size of a little fingernail.

The appearance of this little bee is very realistic, and if you look closely, you can still see the pale gold tail needle on its tail.It feels small and lean.

When Si Xiao took out the puppet bee, not to mention Assistant Liang who was so wide-eyed that he almost let out a wow sound, even Ye Rongyi showed a very surprised expression.

"Is this a robot bee?" Ye Rongyi said, and saw the yellow hair on the opposite side showing a smug expression.

"Hey, robot bee! One of our company's most powerful high-tech products. Not only has the same monitoring, protection and companionship functions as the robot dog, but also a special tracking and interference function!"

"Didn't your illegitimate meal always take pictures next to you with a camera? You also sneaked into your private space. As long as you have this robot bee, when the signal of that woman's cell phone is interfered, she will still" Enjoy' the wonderful feeling of being watched by the bees all the time. If you want her to reflect on her behavior, you can also give the bee orders to follow her all day, and it can also buzz around the woman's head at night Hum, keep her awake all night!"

"How about it? Is this robot bee super awesome? I'll give you a 14% discount for the two of us who know each other so well. A little bee costs [-] yuan. The movie star, do you pay by credit card, Alipay or WeChat?"

Si Xiao stared at Ye Rongyi with shining eyes. Even if Ye Yingdi was not short of money, he felt very speechless when he saw the yellow hair's expression as if he was being taken advantage of by the God of Wealth.

"I think we are already very close friends, how can you ask me for money without any pressure?"

Si Xiao raised his eyebrows: "Brothers are still clear, big brother! No matter how close we are, we are not a family. You want to take my things for nothing, just kidding. And this robot bee is a limited edition, among all the robot simulation animals produced by our company , This little bee is the only one. If other people don’t bargain for at least 50 yuan, and if the country finds out about this little thing, they will definitely want to buy it back and take it apart for research. The country will also be willing to give me 100 million yuan .You got 14, are you still not satisfied?"

Ye Rongyi twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling that Huangmao's words were quite reasonable.

"Let me transfer money to Alipay. But how to use this little bee? What guarantees that it can only listen to me? And how long is its warranty? How to replenish energy for it? And the most important point, although it is small It’s not easy to be found and captured, but what should I do if someone finds it, catches it or damages it? Since it’s my brother’s account, I have to ask about the function and warranty of this product.”

Si Xiao had already prepared.

"Don't worry, just prick your finger with the tip of the needle at the end, and you can recognize the master with a drop of blood. After that, no one will be able to snatch your master control. Our company's high-tech products don't need cumbersome charging , as long as it basks in the sun for an hour a day, it can maintain its ability to move for at least three days. It doesn’t matter on cloudy or rainy days, and it can absorb the energy of the sun even if it is put outside in the rain. After all, the sun is always there, it’s just covered That's all."

"In the end, it is a flexible robot bee. It is very difficult for ordinary people to catch it. If someone accidentally catches it, there is no way to damage it unless it is smelted with a fire exceeding [-] degrees for a day and a night. Yes. And with this day and night, it would have been able to find a gap to escape. Believe me, its material is super strong, super super strong."

Ye Rongyi took the glass bottle that Si Xiao handed over, and after getting the bottle, he carefully looked at the pale golden bee inside the glass bottle.This looks very much like a real bee, but the needle tip of its tail is shining with metal light, very sharp.

Ye Rongyi thought about opening the glass bottle.

Si Xiao suddenly said, "Wait, do you feel that this robot bee makes you uncomfortable? Is there any sinister, evil or black air?"

Ye Rongyi didn't understand why the yellow hair said that suddenly, but he checked subconsciously and found nothing wrong.

As soon as Ye Rongyi shook his head, Si Xiao got hit on the head by the old ghost.

Si Xiao coughed a little unreasonably: [You can't blame me, old ghost, once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of well ropes for ten years.I was also scared by that devil.We must always remain vigilant in order to achieve the final victory! 】

The old ghost laughed loudly: [If it wasn't for this, you thought that after doubting my things, I would slap you and you would be able to forgive you?If it weren't for your weakness, I would beat you up violently. 】

Then Ye Rongyi began to recognize the master with blood.Assistant Xiao Liang was a little worried while watching. He opened his mouth to persuade Ye Rongyi not to believe in strange things casually, but felt that the owner of the yellow-haired shop was right next to them. This guy was sent to prison, so he just watched there.

Ye Rongyi felt a slight pain in the belly of his ring finger. The next second, the robot bee he held in his hand incited its two pairs of transparent little wings as if it had suddenly come to life, and circled around Ye Rongyi several times. In the end, it landed on Ye Rongyi's shoulders very cutely, and it looked like a particularly unique pale gold ornament.

Ye Rongyi didn't expect it to be so easy to "recognize the owner with a drop of blood", but he was still amazed when he saw the little bee fly up by itself and land on his shoulder.

"Is that all right?"

Si Xiao nodded: "Otherwise? Suck all your blood?"

"You can give it orders now. It can fly wherever it flies. It can interfere with whoever you let it interfere with. Oh, don't look at me like this, although most people take The little bee can't do anything about it, but I definitely don't include myself. I have a special robot bird that can swallow your little bee in one bite."

Ye Rongyi clicked his tongue in disappointment, he really wanted to do experiments with this yellow hair just now.

Since Huang Mao can't be found, let him feel it himself.

"Huh, little bee? Turn on the interference tracking mode?" There is no detailed instruction manual for this little thing, so he can only try it first.

After Ye Rongyi gave this order, the little robot bee that was parked on his shoulder buzzed twice, then flew up, and then it stopped in the air about half a meter away from Ye Rongyi.Ye Rongyi was about to say that he didn't feel anything special, when his heart skipped a beat, and he frowned and looked behind where the little bee was.

He just felt a particularly uncomfortable sight, as if he was stared at by some wild beast.

But when he turned his head to look over, he didn't see his little bee.And this time from another opposite direction, he felt that sight again.

At this point, Ye Rongyi raised his eyebrows.A very happy smile suddenly appeared on his face.

"Just this one function, it's worth it."

Although this kind of eyes stared at by wild beasts is different from the extremely possessive and sticky eyes that want to strip him naked, it still makes people feel uncomfortable.He has debuted for more than ten years, and he has basically been able to treat other people's eyes as nothing.But others, it's different.

As long as he thinks that the uncomfortable feeling of being stared at all the time can make those stalking illegitimate fans feel it, he can't help being happy.

Ye Yingdi, who became happy, took the initiative to sell Si Huangmao: "The porridge and pan-fried buns are finished, do you still want to eat crayfish? When we return to the hotel, we will pass by a seafood stall. You can take a portion away."

Seeing that Ye Rongyi was happy, Si Xiao propped up his chubby face and laughed too. "As long as you pay the film king, there's nothing wrong with it. I've been weak and anemic recently, and I need a lot of supplements."

Ye Rongyi smiled slightly at the guy who was crawling along the pole, got up and left.

But when they arrived at the seafood stall and Assistant Liang went to pack the crayfish, the old ghost suddenly made a sound.

[Hey, Xiao Xiao, that private or private dish of your life is chasing after you, tsk tsk, that woman is looking at you with a high-powered binoculars. 】

Si Xiao didn't realize for a while what is a private kitchen?But when he heard the word "high powered telescope" and "woman", he frowned violently.This woman may be tossing, but it's only for an afternoon, right?Did she just find out about the film and television base where Ye Rongyi was filming?What's more, the woman even drove the car to keep up with Ye Rongyi's car.

Tsk, she must know Ye Rongyi's license plate and model, but they just got off the plane not long ago, right?The woman rushed over.

At this time, Si Jing, who had never been followed by anyone and most people would keep him at a respectful distance, experienced for the first time the displeasure of being followed all the time.

He felt unhappy after being followed this once, Ye Rongyi was followed almost every day, Si Xiao turned his head and looked at Ye Rongyi with admiration.This man's endurance is simply at the level of a king, right? !Tsk tsk, it's not easy being a big star.

"What kind of eyes are you looking at? There is pity in the sympathy?" Ye Rongyi received Si Huangmao's eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Si Xiao coughed: "No, I just feel that it is not easy to be the most popular man in the country. Your every move will be overly magnified and interpreted. I feel that I am not free to live. Why don't I get gold, uh, It's sales."

Ye Rongyi didn't understand why he said that suddenly, but he smiled: "Since I chose to be an actor, being exposed to people's eyes is one of the costs that I have to bear. This is the price of this profession, and there is no need to be accepted Sympathy. You can only get what you give. Moreover, if you don’t ask for so much, the constraints and restrictions will be relatively less. For example, I don’t really care about fans’ comments, because I don’t live on the fan economy. I love acting , is my own hobby. Even if the subject matter I choose to film is very cold and no fans buy it, I will not change my mind because of this, as long as I act in the film I like. What about other people?"

It's like he won't speak according to the answers arranged by others in various interviews, just like he will directly reject female stars and male stars who want to get close.He will not set himself up with a persona that others like. What he shows is just himself from beginning to end.

"Fortunately, my acting skills are not bad, and my personality is barely likable, so I can get on with it."

Si Xiao looked at this self-deprecating man who exuded strong confidence and charm in every move, and watched for a few more seconds. Seeing him like this, Emperor Ye stretched out his hand to pinch his chubby face. Laughing: "Why, am I stunned by my handsomeness?"

As a result, the actor's bandaged hand was directly blocked by this fat face, he smiled and pointed behind him.

"Whether I am stunned by you or not, I am sure that Ms. Lu Panpan who is following us must be stunned by you."

Ye Rongyi's face instantly became ugly.

Si Huang Mao also continued to make up the knife:

"She is so handsome that you can't close her legs. This kind of spirit is really touching. She is chasing her late at night."

Ye Rongyi stared at the gloating yellow hair and gritted his teeth.

"Little Bee!"

It's your turn! !

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And, there is a second update tonight~ hehehe~