After being possessed by the marketing maniac

When the latest news was released on Weibo, the netizens were in a state of excitement, and the number of comments skyrocketed. Fans of the Daxian Miracle Store who saw the messages and comments all flocked to Taobao's Daxian Miracle Store one by one. On the home page, I went to see the introduction of new products with great anticipation.

Everyone is still very curious about what the two new products look like?What magical function?Especially the clothes called Bodybuilding and Weight Loss Training Clothes, the name alone is awesome and can arouse people's curiosity, can't it?So everyone poured into the small Taobao shop, and sure enough, they saw photos of two new products on the front page of the shop.

One of the photos shows lavender jelly beans set off by a very beautiful jade plate?Around the jelly beans, some pictures of auspicious clouds are artificially added, which looks like a celestial being.There are three big characters "Dream Candy" written next to it.Afterwards, fans left messages expressing that the Dream Candy looks like a dream, and the picture is really fairy-tale, they can believe it even if it is called Sweet Dream!

However, more people's attention is on body-building and weight-loss training clothes. People who can strengthen their bodies don't care much about it, but whether they can lose weight is their focus.After all, people's living conditions are getting better and better in recent years. The food is not to say how good it is, but they can eat enough. When they work, they sit for a long time. There are more and more obese people.If this training suit can really guarantee weight loss, it will be the gospel for all fat people!It really benefits the country and the people!

And click on the introduction of this fitness and weight loss training clothes, you can see a full range of 360-degree display pictures and dubbing introductions.

This dress looks like a thin layer of smooth metallic autumn clothes, and the style is still a tight-fitting one. At first glance, it seems that there is no other difference except for the special style and color.But this dress has a ten by ten centimeter mosaic electronic small screen three inches down from the neckline, with one red and one green dot on the screen.There are also four small buttons for up, down, OK, and cancel.In the introduction, there is a special introduction after zooming in on the electronic screen, which means that the electronic screen is one of the core control points of the whole garment.

"Customers who buy this fitness and weight loss training suit can set options for weight loss or fitness after putting on the clothes. The green button is for weight loss, while the red button is for fitness."

"The Daxian brand body training clothes will automatically adjust the size of the clothes after wearing them. Even if it is a fat ball, the body training clothes can be put on. You don't have to worry about the clothes being too tight or not close to the body. Something went wrong."

"Afterwards, the body training clothes will automatically detect the wearer's physical condition, including body fat, bones, body strength, etc., and then the electronic screen of the clothes will show that if the body weight is reduced to the standard weight, the wearer needs to wear clothes How many days. Of course, fitness users will also receive the number of days of fitness. So, as long as you buy our clothes and put them on seriously, becoming a beautiful thin person is no longer a dream!! "

"However, we are a small shop of integrity, and the purpose of opening the shop is to benefit the country and the people. So next, I will introduce the price you have to pay for wearing this dress. But in fact, as long as everyone is not in a hurry and comes step by step, this is not a problem. It's a price."

"Our body training suit has a total of three body training gears. They are normal, difficult and hell mode. Of course, the third gear hell mode has the best effect just from the name, but you need to pay as much as you want to gain. Work hard, its body training effect and exercise are also the most."

"After the customers put on the suit and set the goal and intensity, the body training suit that incorporates our latest black technology will start to work. Customers will feel the pain of being hammered and tempered by the hammer, and The burning sensation of being roasted by the fire. On the one hand, this kind of exercise can increase the muscle strength of the body and exercise fat, and on the other hand, it can also accelerate the consumption of fat at high temperature. This pain and burning sensation are relatively strong, even in the first gear of normal The pattern also exceeds the pain that ordinary people can bear."

The voice introduction paused here, and then the netizens who looked at the webpage and listened to the introduction heard the voice continue the introduction.

"To use an analogy, this kind of normal exercise pain is probably the pain of jumping rope on the shiatsu board. Or the feeling of being punched by your violent girlfriend. As long as the wearer can Endure this kind of pain, then it will be very easy to lose ten pounds without exercising or dieting for a month."

"If you are not satisfied with the effect of losing ten catties a month, and want to speed up weight loss and lose twenty catties or more in one month, then you can choose the hard or hell mode to exercise. However, the hard mode is more suitable for exercising with clothes and massaging the body. At the same time, it also adds the amount of exercise that the wearer must exercise every day, such as how many times to skip the rope, how many times to do push-ups, or how many times to open and close jumps. Thereby accelerating the effect of weight loss and fitness. If the customer who chooses the difficult mode is not in Complete the prescribed exercise content before 23:[-] on the same day, please pay attention here!!! This body training suit will produce a forced exercise effect, cannot be taken off, and will have a strong burning and beating pain. After the wearer must complete the exercise, That pain will go away."

"Speaking of which, I think everyone must really want to know what the effect of the hell mode is, right? Here, the shop owner Ayao kindly suggests that those who are not very persistent, please do not try the hell mode of the body training clothes. In the hell mode Next, in addition to physical exercise, the stimulation of various acupuncture points of the body will also be added. Weight loss is the stimulation of abdominal acupuncture points, while physical exercise is the stimulation of various large acupuncture points of the body. The pain is very unbearable. Tried For once, you will feel that life is very beautiful as long as you are alive.”

"Of course, I know that there must be some customers who will never admit defeat and think that their perseverance is very strong. For this, we considerately added a mandatory dangerous self-destruction function. When the body and spirit reach the extreme, the body training suit will forcibly terminate the body training and self-destruct the program. Once the program self-destructs, the clothes will be considered scrap. So friends who want to try the hell mode, if you have a mine at home , you can try it cautiously. If you don’t have a mine at home, you should seriously follow the normal mode~”

"The last and last point is that this one-piece suit has a mandatory diet function in the state of weight loss. If the customer chooses to turn on this function, the daily calorie will be fixed. Once the calorie reaches the standard, the body training suit will It will automatically heat up and heat up, reminding customers not to ingest. If foodies don’t listen and continue to eat Hesai, then in addition to the unbearable pain and burning sensation, you will be forced to exercise as much as you eat. Please eat food Notice."

"Okay, this is the full introduction of the Daxian brand fitness and weight loss training clothes! It is a must-have product for everyone who wants to become strong and healthy and slim! The shelf life of the clothes is ten years! What are you still hesitating? Ten years will keep you Strong or always beautiful, 5 yuan is really worth it, isn’t it?”

"And, we welcome all fans and customers of the Daxian brand to share with you your thoughts and experiences after trying on the body training clothes. As long as you post related videos and experiences of wearing the body training clothes on Weibo, our Daxian brand is amazing. The store will conduct a lottery among everyone. Fifty lucky ones will be drawn to give away happy, sweet dreams, and sweet talk set candies. And the top ten of all videos or experiences with the most likes, our store will give away another set of body training clothes!"

"That's it, everyone is welcome to actively buy, actively upload videos or live broadcast! And the final statement, this body training suit is absolutely harmless to the body! This is the only one, there is no semicolon!"

After reading and listening to the introduction of the body training clothes, the vast majority of netizens looked at their computers and mobile phones with strange expressions.I think they have been on Taobao for so many years, what kind of magical products, wonderful promotions, and weird introductions have they never seen?They have already claimed to be online shopping masters, but this body-building and weight-loss exercise clothing is still deeply beyond their imagination and cognition.Whether it is its miraculous efficacy or the price of pain that is not concealed at all, it is beyond imagination.

But everyone was just stunned for a moment.Those friends who have mines at home rubbed their little hands excitedly on the spot and started to place orders quickly.A local tycoon wanted to order ten pieces of clothes at once, but found that each person was limited to three pieces of body-building and weight-loss training clothes, so he had to buy three reluctantly.

And those who don’t have mines at home or hesitate to use the special black-tech fitness method of being beaten with a sledgehammer and grilled for body-training clothes, rushed to the Weibo of the owner of Daxian’er and started crazy exchanges and discussions up.However, among these comments, there is one person whose Weibo comments likes and reposts lead the way——

Mei Brain V: [Hahahaha!Comrades!Friends!My dear fans! !I'm here again! #图片# I have successfully placed an order for three pieces of Daxian brand fitness and weight loss training clothes!It's still the old rule, the same city courier will deliver it tomorrow!Hahaha, see you at ten o'clock tomorrow morning!I plan to directly challenge the hell mode of the body training suit!Fans must remember to give me a like, so that even if I can't bear the forced scrapping of the body training clothes in the end, I can earn another one.Hey, the landlord's family has no surplus food! 】

Fans and netizens liked this Weibo one after another, and said that they would definitely stay in his live broadcast room at ten o'clock tomorrow morning.

After the Daxian Miracle Shop became popular, there were also many online celebrity live broadcasts that put their ideas on the products of the shop. Didn’t you see that Mei Zhizhi directly gained hundreds of thousands of fans because of those few live broadcasts?They don't need too many, as long as they get tens of thousands of fans in one live broadcast, they will be very satisfied.Therefore, many Internet celebrities left messages on Weibo, saying that they have also placed an order and are planning to broadcast live after receiving the body training clothes.

But they are obviously not as famous as Mei's brains and have taken the lead.

Therefore, at ten o'clock the next morning, enviously and jealously, he turned on Mei's minded live broadcast room to watch his live broadcast.

At this time, not only fans and netizens watched the live broadcast, but also Si Xiao who also wanted to see the effect of the modification, Ye Yingdi and the entire crew who followed Si Xiao's yellow hair, and everyone from the State Administration of Special Events.

At this time, Zhao Siqi was yawning ten times a minute, gnashing his teeth and looking at the big screen.He was trembling because of the tempering of the body training clothes, but he still didn't forget to sneer: "Only this little brat dares to open, earth, hell mode...Old, I've been on the battlefield...1 years...now, all, They are all fucking, fast, fast dead!"

While recording various data of Zhao Siqi's body, the researchers looked at the screen and said, "That's not necessarily the case. What if this kid is a rare person with great perseverance?"

While the researchers were talking, Mei Shunan on the screen was already happily unpacking the package.

Of course, there was Bu Xing, who was frowning sullenly, beside him.

"You really decided to open the hell mode? Or should we start with the normal mode first?"

Mei Shunan waved his hand directly: "What are you afraid of! A real man should go directly to hell mode!! Look at Lao Bu, I am definitely a real man with iron blood!"

He had already opened the courier at this time, revealing the white clothes inside.

Mei Shunan laughed and went into the bathroom to change his clothes, and then he showed off his decent figure in front of the screen: "Dude is still in good shape, but I don't think I'm strong enough. But It doesn't matter, starting today, I will embark on the path of evolution!!!"

"My friends in front of the camera, keep your eyes open! I, want, start, start, exercise, exercise!!"

"Go to hell mode!"

Mei Shunan said so, and then looked down at the electronic screen on his chest. He pressed the red Jianjian, and then according to the prompt, directly pressed the up arrow three times to select the hell mode.

[Is the user sure to choose "Hell Mode"? 】

Mei Shunan took a deep breath, and all the bullet screens were [Ahhhhh! 】【Real man, real man, real man! 】[Plum God Come on] In the sound of encouragement, he finally grinned at Bu Xing and pressed the OK button.

At this moment, everyone watching the video held their breath.

Then, they saw on the screen that Mei Shunan's whole body suddenly shook violently, and the next second he fell straight backwards, and his whole body let out a screaming sound.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

Bu Xing was covered in hairs at the first moment, stepped over to Mei Shunan's side and caught him, even changing the tone of his voice.

"Mei Shunan!! Mei Shunan, what's wrong with you?!"

Then, all the audience and Bu Xing heard the mechanical ridicule from the body training suit.

[Forcibly stop the body training program to start, and scan the user's physical condition.In good condition, comatose self-protection.The user's IQ was detected to be low. 】

[The self-destruct mode is starting.idiot!Can I go to hell mode, don't you have any doubts?Is Lao Tzu made without money and materials?Just follow the normal mode honestly, if you’re not the main character, don’t play dead, right?goodbye.Never see you again. 】

When the mechanical sound disappeared, the body training suit Mei Shunan was wearing suddenly burst into white air, and the electronic screen went completely black.

The onlookers said: "..." Emma is so scary, and what's more, what a cruel dress!It even comes with its own complaints!

Bu Xing: "..." Even though he was angry, he felt that what was wrong with him?

Si Xiao: "Hmm..." I've thought of such a result a long time ago, so I don't think there will be anyone who would commit suicide in the future, right?It can be regarded as killing chickens and monkeys.

Zhao Siqi: "Hahaha, haha...hahaha! I, I know! Sure enough, I am the best!"

The author has something to say: Hahaha, the clothes hell mode comes out first.puff.To be honest, if this dress really exists, I emmmm, I think I will consider it carefully.wow~