After being possessed by the marketing maniac

It was already 12:30 noon when Si Xiao returned to the Film and Television City Hotel with the recovered body suit.Ye Rongyi and his crew are still filming, and they probably won't be back until evening.Si Xiao ordered a takeaway and began to deal with the backlog of things in the past few days, including the performance of the company's employees this quarter that Uncle Yuan Bao asked him to evaluate, as well as the various comments and messages about the Taobao store sent by Zhou Zhuorun and the others. .

The quarterly summary is relatively easy to handle except for being cumbersome.But some things about the Taobao store left Si Jingli speechless.

Eight days ago, he decided to be out of stock for three days because of the face-slapping demands of Internet trolls and old ghosts. Netizens directly branded him the title of Taobao's most willful shopkeeper.During the three days when the stock was out of stock, there were all kinds of comments on his shopkeeper's Weibo, half of which were yelling at him to ignore Hei Zi and hurry up to make money to sell the goods, and half of them were saying that he was hypocritical and continued to blackmail him. .

But Si Xiao doesn't care what the netizens complain about, and he should do whatever he wants.He opened the shop not to make money, but to continue his life.He doesn't need to expand the sales line to a scale that covers the whole country or even the world, as long as people keep buying.In this regard, he is much luckier than those former possessed persons who did not enter the Internet age.

Moreover, if his shop is really popular all over the world, no matter how big the old ghost’s Qiankun bag is, no matter how many things it contains, it probably won’t be able to withstand the frantic buying of people all over the world, maybe less than one The month is exhausted.So, as long as the old ghost doesn't suddenly get sick, he is not in a hurry.

Then it was eight o'clock in the morning on the fourth day when the Qingliang Stone was out of stock, and the Daxian Magical Shop reopened for sale.While some netizens continued to complain about the nature of the store manager, more people looked nervous, stomped their fists, their eyes lit up, and called on the whole family to pull out their mobile phones or squat in front of the computer to buy the Cooling Stone with their lives.

Afterwards, these eager netizens saw the most frenzied spike.

In just three seconds, the one hundred Daxian Brand Refreshing Stones that were re-launched were sold out!

While some netizens were still frantically clicking to buy, the Cooling Stone was gone.

Suddenly someone is going crazy.Then he went directly to Si Xiao's shopkeeper's Weibo and left a message.

【Ah ah ah ah ah!I'm going to be so mad!I asked all four of my family to grab the cool stone with a mobile phone, but none of them succeeded in grabbing it! !How many people are against me!Hurry up and hand over the Cooling Stone, and I will let you live! ! 】

[I called on the sixteen members of my family to use the rope to snatch the precious stone, why should I hand it over!It was really not easy, sixteen people robbed together, and only got one.We have already begun to distribute the right to use stones in the family group. Or, I'm a grandson, I'm afraid it will be next month's turn. 】

【Damn it, I waited for three full days, and survived another three hot days!Thinking that I could finally buy a cooling stone, but my phone got stuck? !My latest Xingxing mobile phone [-]th generation is stuck!I hate it!I can only wait until tomorrow, so I want to die. 】

[Hey, upstairs, don't be so discouraged, at least that guy, the owner of Daxian'er, hasn't been out of stock for another three days.If you can't grab it today, at worst you can grab it tomorrow.But what I am most worried about now is whether there will be scalpers and special Taobao seckill parties appearing here.Qingliangshi is so popular now, I am really worried that those scalpers will grab the stones with dozens of mobile phones when they see the profit.Thinking about it this way, I feel that I may not be able to buy cool stones this summer.Even if I have money. 】

The fourth netizen's message resonated with many netizens. Everyone was very worried that because of the advertisements of big-name stars such as Ye Rongyi and Zhu Tong, the popular Qingliangshi would attract the attention of scalpers.But even if you are worried, there is nothing you can do.Buying with id is limited, scalpers said that they have dozens of ids loosely.Even if the ID card is used to limit the number, the scalpers still have a lot of stolen ID cards of others.

Therefore, everyone can only comfort themselves, fortunately, it is sold every day, and at most it will take a little longer to grab it, and it will not be impossible to grab it all the time.

Today is the eighth day, and also the fourth day when the supply resumes. At eight o'clock in the morning, one hundred cool stones were still sold out within a few seconds.It's already the fourth day, but the rush to buy Qingliangshi still hasn't dropped.

Si Xiao looked at Zhou Zhuorun and his group’s distressing WeChat messages, saying that some netizens had already posted bloody letters on Weibo, begging to sell more cool stones every day, and asked the boss what to do next.He also showed Si Xiao the screenshot of the blood book.

The corners of Si Xiao's mouth twitched as he looked at the petition written with a quill pen dipped in chicken blood.It's true that since he opened the Taobao store, the number of strange flowers he has seen has increased day by day.

However, this situation still needs to be dealt with. It's just a chicken blood book now. If someone is too hot to write a personal blood book for him, he will really go crazy.

So, at one o'clock in the afternoon on July 24th, the Weibo of "Daxian Miraculous Shopkeeper" who had been silent for four days was finally updated.

Daxian Miraculous Shopkeeper: [Hello, everyone.When I came back to relax, I saw everyone's messages, and... that bloody petition.I have seriously negotiated an agreement with the manufacturer and decided to increase the sales of cool stones from [-] to [-] starting at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning.Try to meet everyone's needs for cooling in summer.However, because the special heat-absorbing materials for making cool stones are limited and non-renewable, it is estimated that the total amount of cool stones in our store is only [-] pieces.After the sale, the Qingliang Stone will be discontinued and no longer sold.Thank you for your support~]

Daxian Miraculous Shopkeeper: [And, everyone, please rest assured.Our store has a special method to deal with scalpers and second-hand traffickers, and there will be no situation that everyone is worried about, most of the cool stones are bought by scalpers.Next, it is the competition of your own network, mobile phone and hand speed, come on! 】

Fans saw that the owner of Daxian'er posted two Weibo posts in succession.

When I read the first half of the first Weibo, everyone was very happy, and they were so happy that they were so happy. There are a thousand cool stones a day. As long as they have more people and faster hands, they can always have their own cool stones. Stone!But when watching the second half, everyone has different moods and expressions.

Some people think that this is just a gimmick to increase the value of cool stones, and it is impossible that there are only so many cool stones.This cool stone is now a cash cow that is making money every day. Is the owner really willing to sell [-] stones and stop selling them?

And there is a second Weibo, which makes those netizens who are suspicious in their hearts scoff. Since ancient times, there are as many scalpers as dogs, and even the National Center for the Performing Arts cannot eliminate the existence of scalpers. Say there will be no scalpers?

Many netizens who didn't believe it continued to complain, but more netizens who have become fans of the shopkeeper of Daxian'er said one by one under the Weibo of shopkeeper Si Xiao that they originally planned to buy a cool stone, but now, they Going to stock up on some more.And the representative figure among them is Mei Brain, the game master.

Because Mei Shunan had already become a fan of Daxian'er's owner because of his sweet talk, candy and happy candy before the Daxian Magical Shop became popular.So before Si Xiao decided to run out of stock, this guy frantically placed an order and bought ten Cooling Stones at once.

After Si Xiao arrived, Mei Shunan gloated and posted his purchase list online, which attracted a lot of hatred.

The next day, Mei Shunan received a courier from the same city, and this guy turned around and broadcast live on the Internet about dismantling the courier and feeling the cool stone.

Because it attracted too much hatred, and Qingliangshi was a hot topic, the number of people watching the live broadcast at that time directly reached more than 60, which can be said to be the peak of Mei Shunan's live broadcast.

Three days is enough time for the first wave of buyers who grabbed the Cooling Stone to receive their Cooling Stone.

A total of 610 eight cool stones were sold that day, and the buyers who received the cool stones unpacked them with various emotions, and all of them showed moved expressions.Then, the 10,000+ fans and netizens saw that Mei Brain God and Bu Gaoxing God disassembled the courier together. After dismantling ten cool stones, the two of them stuck the stones on their necks at the same time, showing surprise and extreme comfort. expression.

"Ah! Old step! I really feel cool all over my body! God, what kind of fairy product is this! I want to send one to my parents! I feel refreshed and don't feel hot at all~"

Although Bu Xing was not as turbulent and exaggerated as Mei Shunan's performance, he did feel cool and comfortable, and even felt that his mood was much calmer.Therefore, Mei Shunan has a rippling expression, while Bu Xing has a cool and refreshing expression of Buddhism.

After such a live broadcast, everyone is more looking forward to and agreeing with the effect of the cool stone.And there are other people who placed orders before the arrival of the Qingliangshi and started a live broadcast after receiving the Qingliangshi, but none of the live buyers gave a negative comment on the Qingliangshi.This is great.

It also makes people who think that the effect of the cool stone is exaggerated, or think that the cool stone is too expensive, also start to consider whether to buy a stone.It's a pity that when they want to buy, the number of purchases is limited.Now there is no limit to the number of purchases, but more people are grabbing stones.

Mei Shunan V: [Hahahaha!I knew that Daxianer's products must be high-quality products!Dear fans, from tomorrow onwards, we will be enemies who grab stones! !I want to stock up enough! 】

Mei Shunan fans: God, you will make us lose fans like this, okay, you already have ten stones, so don't grab them anymore, okay? !

Everyone else who wants to buy stones: heartbroken.

However, compared to the common heartache of ordinary netizens, there are two groups of people who are even more heartbroken.

The first wave of people are the scalpers and people who have used very bad language to scold Laogui products.

Scalpers are born with the eyes to spot money-making loopholes, and they gather wherever tickets are hot, and what things are restricted to be sold exclusively.And because they are born to rely on this for food, the scalpers have a series of advanced ticket grabbing and flash killing equipment and programs.Be sure to ensure that they can grab most of the resources and make a lot of money.

They beat superstar concerts, national theater-level performances, Spring Festival travel and even Taobao one-yuan spike!They are extremely proud and proud, and they have never lost to scalpers than snapping up!

However, the scalpers encountered Waterloo in this "Daxian Magical Shop" that suddenly became popular.

The scalpers confidently set the time to buy ten or twenty Cooling Stones at once, and then prepare to resell them at double the price.The inside and outside are more than a dozen or 20!

Yet they are all ready, ready for the time to harvest the sweet fruit.Their mobile phone and computer suddenly died.

lag!

lag!

They are all state-of-the-art equipment and smoothest network!But dozens of mobile phones were stuck at the same time! !

This unscientific! ! !

The scalpers howled angrily, but unfortunately after restarting their phones and computers, the panic buying was over.

The scalpers didn't believe in evil, and continued to rob the next day, and then their mobile phones continued to freeze.

If you try again on the third day, the screen of your phone and computer will just be fucking black! ! !

The scalpers exploded directly.

They unbelievably told their experiences in their respective scalpers, and asked the high-level scalpers to help them.However, even the hacker Niu Shen, who is highly skilled in computer technology and ranks among the top ten in China, has nothing to do with "Daxian Magic Shop".He is indeed skilled, but no matter how skilled he is, he can't solve the problem of getting stuck after rushing to buy, and black screen after a few more grabs! !

Taurus feel wronged, angry and sad!Why is this magical little shop of the Great Immortal so hateful?Don't you just want to buy their products to earn some living expenses?They also spend money to buy products, so why not let them buy them! !

What's more, the scalpers found out to their dismay that even if they wanted to buy themselves a cooling stone to reduce the fire, they couldn't do it.Let the family grab it with great difficulty, but once the family uses the stone, they are determined not to monopolize it.Just going crazy.

The scalpers gathered together and complained angrily, but they could only watch the delicious pancake right in front of them, but they couldn't eat it.

In addition to the scalpers, those who have scolded the old ghost's products will not be able to buy the cool stone. Of course, in a short period of time, they will only think that they are simply unlucky, but as long as the black animal bone ornament given by the old ghost is in the , their luck will never get better.

Taurus: Painful!

Troubles: Why didn't you grab it again! !

Old Ghost: [Oh!I am happy to see you suffering!Hahaha! 】

In addition to the scalpers and trolls, the national higher-level departments responsible for network security and dangerous goods supervision are also battered.

Eight days ago, they began to notice the sudden explosion of "Cool Stone" and "Daxian Magical Shop" on the Internet.

At first, no one found any problems.

However, after an Internet police officer from the dangerous goods supervision department browsed the Daxian magic shop and reported the effects of the items in the shop, the shop came into the sight of the "relevant departments" of the country.

The relevant departments began to investigate.

The more you investigate, the more surprised you become.

After they bought all the products from the Daxian Miracle Shop and brought them back to the research institute for research, the relevant upper-level departments were completely alarmed.

Minister of Special Affairs Tu Changming looked at a bottle of green shampoo, two stones, and two jelly beans on the table, and looked at the researcher in a white coat opposite:

"So, Director Zhao, you want to tell me that none of the five products on the table can be thoroughly researched into their composition?"

Director Zhao pushed his glasses. "Yes. We have analyzed most of the ingredients, but there are still key ingredients that can make them fuse or even produce qualitative changes. We can't analyze it."

Tu Changming paused for a moment, then looked at another young man in military uniform next to him.

"Xiaochi, haven't you found out the real identity of the owner of the Taobao store?"

The young man in military uniform saluted, and replied in a very blunt tone: "Report to the minister! No! Our network sharp knife team shot at the same time, and the computer crashed at the same time."

Tu Changming: "..."

So, it's just a small Taobao shop, why the fuck does it make him feel like he's stepped into a god's pit? !

The author has something to say: Old Ghost: Don't look for me, I am a free ten thousand year old ghost.

Si Xiao: It is necessary to set up the fine division of personnel.Don't fall off the horse and be drunk with tea.

Well, there is no second update today, let's work hard for the second update tomorrow.mwah.

And, Zhou Fang's story and solution are just that the reality is more cruel than bizarre, and of course there may be better results.I just hope there will be a better solution in the future.Everyone must learn to be strong and protect themselves.