After being possessed by the marketing maniac

When the big-name actors of "Tianyinpu" Qiqi took the cool stone to call Daxian's magic shop, the Internet went crazy.

At this time, don't say that the sunspots whose faces are about to be shattered are doubting life.The fans of these actors are all dumbfounded.Everyone rushed to the Weibo of Daxian’s miraculous shopkeeper, looking hard at his personal information, wishing to see a flower in it, and see how he managed to get so many big names to slap him in the face and slap him in the face. advertised.

However, the netizens and fans rushing to Weibo are a bit silly. So far, this magical store owner has only posted six Weibo posts, four of which are about introducing new products, and the last two are reposting Ye Yingdi’s lucky draw Weibo. One is forwarding and the other is thanks after winning the prize.

What kind of miraculous Weibo blogger is this! !

[I thought I was going to see a big V with millions of fans, but I saw a little transparency with less than ten Weibo posts? 】

[This is really the most pure and unpretentious Taobao store owner Weibo I have ever seen. There are no overwhelming advertisements, no reposts of various chicken soups, and there are only six Weibos. 】

[Ah ah ah!I knew this shop owner was extraordinary!Among so many retweets of the actor before, I saw him at a glance!My gut tells me this guy is different!It's really different now!The actor actually stood up and slapped him in the face himself! !tell me quickly!Is it your immortal blessing? !If Daxian can bless the actor and speak to me, then I will cover all the things in your store! ! 】

[Strongly suspect that the owner of this store knows our actor and actress!Otherwise, out of his six Weibo posts, two of them are related to our actor!And the most important thing is that he only retweeted a Weibo, and he won the prize directly!Compared with the great immortal blessing he said, I believe it is the actor's black box operation.Pinch the waist!I also want the actor to help me speak and win the lottery! 】

[The mood upstairs must be the same as mine, I'm almost turning into sour coconut.I have been a coconut fan for so many years, I have turned hundreds of lottery draws, but the god of luck has never favored me.But the shopkeeper only forwarded it once, and he successfully forwarded it.Now there is still an actor who personally goes to the battle to promote the products in the store, no, I'm so sour that I want to send blades...]

[Don't be sour on the ones upstairs, maybe the actor just thinks that the Cooling Stone is very useful?No matter how you look at it, this Weibo owner doesn’t seem to have the energy to get so many big names to forward him an advertisement together. I’m more inclined that Director Zhong led the entire crew to make a different kind of promotion. I haven’t seen the second most searched Is the filming of "Tianyinpu" officially started? 】

【Yeah!Rather than complaining about the shopkeeper here, it is better to go to the Taobao store to buy the same style as the actor!I can't wait to buy one of the same cooling time and press it on my collarbone!Just thinking about it makes me so excited! 】

[Fuck!Why are you so insane!Come and see the new statement of Taobao store!I really admire this crazy shopkeeper! 】

Everyone was discussing enthusiastically on Weibo, and suddenly several comments began to leave messages for the owner to be frantic.Netizens who don’t know why turned to the Taobao store and opened the homepage of Daxian’s magical store. The original advertisement and introduction picture of Qingliangshi have been removed, and a large slogan with black letters on a white background has been replaced——

[Because the shop owner is in a bad mood after being hurt by online verbal violence, and the supply of materials is suddenly in short supply, our shop will be out of stock for three days from now on.Three days later, the quantity of all products will be limited. The daily sales limit of shampoo is [-] bottles, the daily sales limit of Happy Candy and Sweet Talking Candy is [-] pieces, and the quantity of Cooling Stone and Anti-wolf Yeming Stone is to be determined.Thank you for your support, let me know. 】

So the fans who came here from Weibo and planned to buy the same cool stone with their idols were all confused, and even the netizens who wanted to come here to watch the fun and buy some special and interesting products because of the controversy on the Internet were also confused .

No, is this store owner so capricious?

We come here to say that there are tens of thousands of people. If you say it is out of stock, it will be out of stock, and if you say it is limited, it will be limited? !

Don't rely on the actor and other stars to call you, you should be proud! !Can you still do business well? !Is the customer not your God? !

These netizen fans complained and wanted to place an order in disbelief, but all the purchase buttons were all gray, indicating that the product is temporarily out of stock, please wait for the replenishment before purchasing.

Netizens and fans angrily knocked on the customer service, and the computers of Zhou Zhuorun's four college students' customer service were almost overwhelmed. The four looked at the frustrated questioning from the fans, and calmly copied and pasted a few words.

Daxian No. [-]: [Dear, we are temporarily out of stock, dear, you can buy it after replenishment! 】

Daxian No. [-]: [Big brother, we are temporarily out of stock.The shop owner was in a bad mood, and the negotiation with the supplier collapsed, and he restocked in three days. 】

Daxian No. [-]: [Dear, don't be angry and don't worry, there is nothing we can do now that there is no stock.You can go to another store to have a look, maybe you will gain something? 】

Daxian No. [-]: [Darling, just now you told us to sell counterfeit and shoddy goods, are you smart now that you want to jump in line to buy something?We don't do special things, out of stock now means out of stock, dear, you can start queuing up to buy in three days. 】

The four of Zhou Zhuorun copied and pasted smoothly, and their moods were soaring at this moment.Hey, an hour ago, they were scolded by those brainless black people who almost doubted their lives, thinking whether to temporarily shut down the customer service, but the boss was too strong, and turned around every minute, and those people still treated them Verbal violence, now they can't afford it!

"I really like the character of our boss who takes revenge on the spot!" The youngest said in unison, "Our boss is a gangster, a real man!"

"How else should we put it, our boss is the most fresh and refined Taobao shop owner. We still have a room full of goods to send, and the boss told us to say that we are out of stock. But we can have a three-day holiday, and the four of us can find someone I don’t know if the boss has cool stones, I want one even if it’s investment salary, otherwise this summer will be too sad.”

"I don't know, I'll ask the boss later in the evening. The boss should be busy now." Zhou Zhuorun said, after all, their customer service has been blown up now. You can't leave a message on Taobao, but you can talk on Weibo. I'm afraid the boss's Weibo is below. It's already, um, complaining about it.

In fact, the owner of Si Xiao's Weibo is full of complaints.That resentment can almost break through the sky.

[I have never seen such an abominable, hypocritical, and wonderful Taobao shopkeeper! !I just went to Daxian Magical Shop full of joy of the same style and a lot of money, thinking that since my film star has already recommended it, I must give face to support their products, but what did I see? !I saw their out-of-stock statement...the reason turned out to be a bad mood! !

Damn bad mood!Even if there was Heizi who was unreasonable before, but the film king himself got off the horse later, and even brought so many big names to rectify his name, no matter how bad the mood is, he should be back to full strength, right? !As a result, the owner of this store sold out because of a bad mood! !Still out of stock for three days! !You don't even want me with so much money, do you?Is it because we want the actor to have the same style as the actor, and you become arrogant?You can't be so hypocritical!You can struggle with everything, but as a Taobao shopkeeper, how can you struggle with customers' money? ? ? 】

[I'm just as broken as the one above, and I can be sure that the owner of the Daxian shop is a real fairy, this girl is not a mortal!I went a little earlier than upstairs, and the store didn’t have the out-of-stock statement when I went there. As a result, after I browsed all the items and wonderful introductions of this store, I was thinking about placing an order. I found that everything has become 0 inventory! !This is not a lack of materials, this is naked｜Naked Tsundere is not for sale! ! 】

[It's too much, is this Daxian shopkeeper so capricious?He is sure that we will definitely buy things from his house?Do you think that the actor and my goddess advertised them and we will definitely buy them! …… Well, I will. 】

[Upstairs hahahaha, is face slapping okay?But having said that, @大仙神秘店主, do you really want to be so arrogant? !Be cautious when making this kind of decision. You must know that those who want to buy your products are not those black people who scolded you. If you do this, your loved ones will be hurt, and your enemies will be quickened. So it’s fine to be arrogant and arrogant. I'm angry, I'll give you a hug and a hug, let's reopen the store quickly!I really really want the same style of cooling stone as the actor! ! 】

However, no matter how the netizens complained or coaxed them, the miraculous store owner of the great fairy did not take any action other than reposting the actor's Weibo and the promotional photos of the crew of "Tianyinpu" on Weibo.It's as if this guy has quit Weibo.

But in fact, the owner of the shop, Huang Mao, was eating the delicious meal invited by Director Zhong, while reading those comments with pleasure and comfort.Hehe, I just like the way you can't understand me and still have to coax me.

Now it's just coaxing me. After our products become famous and dominate the country, just coaxing me will have to sell according to my mood!

Si Xiao looked at Weibo with a puzzled smile, and the old ghost also appeared behind him at this time, laughing fiercely.

[Let you be foolish, just wait, this is not over yet!Don't think that I can't recognize you through the vest of the Internet.You mortals can't do positioning screening, but it doesn't mean that I can't do it! 】

As the old ghost said so, he threw a black object that looked like some kind of bone into Si Xiao's pocket.

[Put this thing next to the computer with the customer service. Anyone who has scolded my stuff on the Internet before can't buy my stuff! 】

Si Xiao lowered his head to look at the black animal bones that were obviously different from the previous ones and exuded a cold light, his eyes that looked like old ghosts became a little strange.

When the old ghost received Si Xiao's eyes, he immediately became furious.

[What kind of suspicious eyes are you! !This seat has already suppressed that devil!These black-gold animal bones are not the defective, ahem, ordinary varieties that I gave you this week.Just this one, I will definitely not sell it to you mortals, okay! 】

Si Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth, he had just heard the words "defective product".No wonder the old ghost gave him all kinds of side effects, so this is the reason why he has accumulated so much inventory and has been unable to sell it?The rest of these things are all defective products.hehe.

Si Xiao was rolling his eyes when suddenly a pair of chopsticks stretched out over there, with a few pieces of green cabbage sandwiched between them, Si Xiao watched as these small cabbages finally fell into his plate.

Si Xiao turned his head and looked expressionlessly at Emperor Ye Da, who was serving him food: "...I want to eat meat."

They also look expressionless, and Si Jingli, who is wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a suit, will give people a sense of tension and oppression.But the shopkeeper with a yellow hair, fat face and round eyes can only make people feel that this is a wronged hamster, and he can't feel nervous at all.

Moreover, it is naturally cute.

Ye Yingdi was stunned by this look, and quickly reacted, coughing righteous words: "You are so fat, eat more vegetables and less meat."

Si Jingli thought this was the most ridiculous joke in the world.He is fat?He is fat? ? ?

"I'm fat?" Si Xiao raised his eyebrows.

Ye Rongyi then raised his eyebrows, "Could it be that you think you are thin?" After a pause, Ye Yingdi looked at the other people on the table, "You can ask them, are you fat or thin?"

Si Xiao frowned and looked over. The director and actors who were talking and laughing were stunned for a moment. After Ye Rongyi talked about the argument between the two, everyone looked at Si Xiao's very round and cute fat face. I thought to myself that such a fat face does not have a double chin, and it doesn't look bloated and ugly, this kid is really a president.

"Hey, what are you fat? It's cute. Our older generation likes this kind of round face. The face is like a round plate. That's what I'm talking about. But eating more vegetables is good for your health, Xiaoye also cares about you .” Director Zhong was the first to speak.

Then Zhu Tong smiled: "I just like this chubby and cute look. How can we female stars who can't eat anything every day and are as thin as a bone spirit? Or you are healthier like this."

"Yeah, it's a blessing to be able to eat and to be fatter. What do you mind? Xiao Huang, I just went to the Taobao store to look around. Why did you suddenly sell out of stock? Don't worry about those black people on the Internet. I want to buy a bottle of shampoo, I'm scratching my head every day thinking about plots and writing scripts, I'm really going bald." The screenwriter uncle of the crew summed up the benefits of being fat and changed the subject.

"It's fine if other people can't buy things online, but I forwarded Weibo to you to rectify your name. We have such a close relationship after eating together, you can't say it's out of stock, right? The price is not a problem, come on Come on, let's get ten bottles of Daxian Shampoo first, I'm stocking up a few bottles for a few other middle-aged friends. Hey, in our line of work, it's really easy to lose hair."

Si Xiaojingli listened to a table talking about him being fat, and he looked more like an awkward hamster.He first nodded to the screenwriter uncle who bought shampoo from him, "I'll bring you the video after washing it tomorrow. People from our own crew keep stocking up."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for other actors and crew members who were interested in speaking again, facing Ye Rongyi's eyes, "You see, everyone is saying you are fat, I'm not wrong", the shopkeeper sneered, and suddenly He just stood up, and then directly opened his T-shirt with a Garfield printed on it, revealing his well-defined and smooth abdominal muscles that were often massaged and exercised, especially arrogant and indifferent?typical:

"See clearly! I have abs! Do you understand abs?! Even though I'm lazy and nerdy, I still have a figure!!"

"I, one, a little, also, no, fat!" When he bought a massage machine for 18 yuan and an automatic fitness machine for 20 yuan, it was a waste of money! !

Ye Rongyi pursed his lips as he watched the fat-faced yellow-haired man lift up his clothes like an angry hamster, revealing his overly white and pathetic two-pack of abdominal muscles.

Another sip.

In the end, he couldn't hold it back and let out a sound.

This sound was like a switch, and the other people in the private room could no longer hold back their laughter and pounded on the table.

"Hahahahaha, you are not fat! Oh, how can you say you are fat if you have abdominal muscles!"

"No, I laughed so hard, it's the first time I've seen such cute abs! Hahaha, there are only two pieces, and I almost can't see them clearly."

"Shut up, two-pack abs are also abs! You can't discriminate against others, can you?" The fourth man in the crew is a popular idol student. He stood up and opened his clothes while laughing, revealing the beautiful six-pack inside. abs. "However, we still need to work hard if we only have two abdominal muscles, Xiao Huang. In the end, our goal is six packs, right?"

So, I don't know how the style of painting changed. It was obviously a dinner together, but in the end it became a beauty contest between male actors and male compatriots.

Then Si Jingli found out with some despair that, except for the director and the gold medal screenwriter, all the other men at the dinner table had abdominal muscles! !

And in the entire private room, only Ye Yingdi was left with a smile on his mouth and no abs showing, but Si Xiao looked at this guy's complacent and malicious smile, and didn't want to see him show his abs at all.

But everyone else was booing and clapping and shouting, "The actor is exposed!" Finally, Ye Rongyi gave a gentle smile.

He stood up gracefully, looked at Si Xiao's bulging bun face, raised his eyebrows and slowly unbuttoned the hem of his shirt, revealing his beautiful and strong eight-pack abs.

"Oh!!" The female stars couldn't help covering their eyes with red faces.

At this time, the film king is too fascinated (sao) people (qi), and it is not something ordinary people can bear.

Si Jingli, who is not an ordinary person, glared at the eight-pack abs, as if he wanted to pounce on them and chew off some of them.

Then the old ghost suddenly appeared, as if he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

【Hey, his abs look like they've been trained. He's in pretty good shape.You don't want to humiliate yourself, oh, but here I have a body suit that has been tempered for a long time, wearing it for a month can make you have the same abs as the actor, do you want to kiss? 】

Si Xiao: [I want your sister! 】

The author has something to say: Si Xiao: Do ​​you know how difficult it is for an nerd to have abdominal muscles! !than what! !Wouldn't it be nice to have no belly? !

Cover your face, it's too late to go out today.There are abdominal muscle benefits as compensation haha.Looking at the word count, there are no two changes.But I still love you cute~