After being possessed by the marketing maniac

At [-]:[-] a.m. the next day, Si Xiao turned on the TV wall of his home with great interest, and after connecting to the Internet, he found the live broadcast room of "Mei Brain and Bu Gao Xing".

At this time, there are already many fans discussing excitedly in the live broadcast room, and of course some fanatical fans have started to collect gifts.Because the live broadcast platform is called Dolphin Live, the gifts that come out are also beautiful and lovely sea creatures from shell clownfish to dolphins, octopus and mermaids.Therefore, shells of various colors fly around the page.

Si Xiao noticed that in these comment barrages, many people were discussing his Daxian Magical Shop and the products in it.Among them, the most talked about happy candy, and a few were very cryptic discussing a certain magical effect of Daxian brand shampoo.

[To be honest, if it wasn’t for the high price of one hundred candies, I would have stockpiled hundreds of them at home for my mother.You all don’t know, my mother has recently gone through menopause, and she’s just pissing off everyone she sees, plus I’m still single at 25, so I don’t have a rest at home.Then I gave my mother a candy with the mentality of giving it a try, hey, let alone the effect!All day long my mom looked like a bodhisattva, and my dad was almost flattered.Whoever eats will be happy. 】

[Pfft, I sympathize with you upstairs. As an older single dog, I have the same trouble as you, but I dare not give my mother candy. What if she has a nightmare at night?Didn't your mother have nightmares? 】

【...That's why I said to prepare a hundred.She angrily cut me off the next day, because the nightmare she had at night was that I was never married and became an old girl...]

【Hahahahaha! 】

【Hahahahahaha! 】

[Hey, Happy Candy is good, but the side effects are a bit annoying.I'm @Daxian shopkeeper, just ask him to make happy candies without side effects or candies that can make people dream.In this way, happy candy can be used in a large scale.Unfortunately, the owner of Daxian has not replied to me yet. 】

[Tsk, that shopkeeper is amazing.Just look at the introductions of the few products in his Taobao store.And he doesn't accept bargaining at all, don't say whether you like to buy it or not, and he is not afraid of bad reviews at all.I found that there are a lot of neutral and negative comments in the comments under his Happy Candy, but he is very Buddha, all the replies are unified "I think about it every day, and dream about it at night. The nightmare has nothing to do with my shop."]

[Who makes the things they sell interesting?I want to stock up on this happy candy alone.However, it is a little strange that there are quite a few people who buy shampoo. Hundreds of bottles have been sold this week alone, but most of the comments are default praise.I found a middle review from the beginning to the end.The content is "it should be emphasized not to use too much".I don't know what's going on. 】

[However, this shop owner seems to be a fan of Ye Yingdi, and it is estimated that the film emperor will give it away for free if he buys his products. 】

【Ye Yingdi belongs to everyone!Why don't you talk to him! 】

[Okay, okay, look!May god appeared! 】

Si Xiao looked at the screen and found that Mei had already adjusted the camera in his head. He bared his teeth and showed a very hearty smile, then shook the package in his hand.

"Hello everyone! I am relieved to see you are so enthusiastic! My 'Sweet Talking Candy' has arrived! Well, you may not believe it, but the one who delivered the courier to me was actually a junior of mine, he is a great fairy The shop's customer service is here."

"Okay, without further ado, let's start unpacking now. Lao Bu will also broadcast the escape game with me today. Just watch the two of us beat everyone to death, hahaha!"

Then the camera turned around and pointed at Bu Xing who was already sitting in front of the computer over there. Bu Xing nodded, pushing his glasses and still had an expression that remained unchanged for thousands of years, which I was not very happy about.

[Shell, shell, shell!Hahaha, I don't know why, anyway, I want to laugh when I see Meishen and Bushen together, and all kinds of funny stories of mindless and unhappy live-action versions always appear in my mind. 】

【puff.Shut up upstairs, I can't help but think a lot about laughing. 】

【Hey, I don't know if Meishen, who has eaten sweet talk for a while, can make Bushen happy. 】

【Rub your hands together, throw a shell, and look forward to it. 】

Mei Shunan took away the scissors and began to unpack the box.After opening the box, there is a crystal bottle that is not bad.Inside the bottle are ten orange-yellow candies that look the size of a thumb belly.

"Well, the color looks quite nice." Mei Shunan muttered.Then he started baring his teeth, and he took out a candy and said to Bu Xing, "Old and old! Look at me! I want to eat candy!!"

Bu Xing twitched the corners of his mouth, trying to restrain his urge to slap him on the bed.With a dark face: "Eat as soon as you eat, are you still waiting for me to feed you?"

Mei Shunan shook his head and sighed: "Old Bu, your face is really dead. I don't know if the magical shopkeeper has any sweets that can make people smile." He looked at the camera, blinked his rather big eyes, Putting sugar on his lips: "Companions! I'm going to test the poison for you!"

Then Mei Shunan threw the orange candy into his mouth, crunched it and ate it.

After a few seconds, I looked at the full screen and asked how does it taste?Do you have any strange comments?Mei Shunan covered her mouth with excitement and looked at Bu Xing.Under the slightly nervous and worried gaze of the other party, he spoke with special emotion.

"Old step, chirp~ I said my first sweet words, and I will definitely say chirp to you~ Have you ever been so sweet by what I said?"

Bu Xing's wooden face cracked in shock: "..."

Mei Shunan: "????" What the hell? !

Fans: [? ? ! ! 】

[What did I just hear?chirp chirp? ! 】

[Hahaha, were you just learning the call of the little yellow chicken?Covering my face, I feel like I've been covered in blood! ? 】

Bu Xing twitched his lips and looked at Mei Shunan: "Can you speak well?"

Mei Shunan was stupefied: "No, woof woof! I don't even know why I suddenly started crowing like a rooster, woof!! Damn it~ I was cheated by that magical shopkeeper! Hiss! "

When Mei Shunan's lifelike donkey bray came out of his mouth, the entire live barrage was silent for a second, and then [Hahahahahaha] [[-]] and various shells and shells that almost burst the screen Dolphin's flower reward.

It seems that now the fans don't know any other language besides laughing.Mei Shunan stood there with a shocked expression on his face, he didn't dare to speak anymore, he could only look at Bu Xing pitifully, as if expecting this person to relieve him.

Then, he saw his frenzied roommate, pursed his lips, then pursed his lips again, finally he couldn't hold back, turned his head and burst out laughing.

Mei Shunan's expression was unbelievable: "Old step meow! It's time now meow! You didn't comfort me and still laughed at me meow oh oh oh~"

"Where is your conscience quack quack!!!"

It was fine if he didn't speak, but when he spoke, Bu Xing couldn't help laughing again.After a long time, I finally held back my laughter and turned my head to comfort the mindless one, but the comfort I said became hahahaha again.I couldn't stop doing this several times, as if I had been cursed.This is the first time in Buxing's live broadcast for more than half a year that he couldn't help laughing at so many people.

Mei Shunan was full of words and wanted to say something, but she was afraid that after she said it, she would turn into meow or awow again.When he was about to suffocate himself to death, he suddenly thought of a way. At worst, he would shut up halfway through his words, and those strange voices would definitely stop talking.

"Shut up!" Mei Shunan said these three words very quickly, but it's a pity that the baa behind was also very fast.Obviously, it was useless for him to shut up and swallow the onomatopoeia in the middle, and as soon as he said this, the barrage that had been somewhat quiet began to fill up again [hahahaha].

Not to mention Mei Shunan's expression.If he didn't know that there was something wrong with that "sweet talk candy" at this time, he would really be out of his mind.

And Bu Xing, who had had enough laughs, finally straightened his face, "Well, it seems that the effect of this sweet talk...may not be the same as the sweet talk we thought." smile. "Thinking about it now, the introduction of this sweet talk candy also has word games in it. Its introduction is 'it can make you have a cute voice in every sentence~'''Hundreds of sweet words are randomly spoken' cough, so, in fact, it is also Nothing wrong. However, if you feel cheated, we can still give him a bad review and say he made false claims.”

Mei Shunan nodded as she listened, with a bad look on her face.He decided to give a bad review to that magical shopkeeper in a while, but when he looked up and saw Bu Xing with a smile in his eyes, thinking of the rare laugh that this man had just seen, he suddenly didn't feel so bad.

It seems that the shopkeeper's answer is correct, he really made the unhappy happy.Although, the main reason is that I sold myself stupid?But not happy or happy.

Mei Shunan paused, and suddenly smiled without any scruples.

"Forget it, moo~ Although he didn't explain in detail the effect of sweet talk, sweet talk, chirp, but sweet talk is still effective, gua. Didn't you just laugh, gua?"

"Anyway, the reason I bought candy is to let you smile more and stop the boss from hissing with that coffin face. Now my goal has been achieved~ It's not easy to use it, just step on Guji."

Mei Shunan rolled his eyes, and was already planning to break the pot today: "Just treat me as entertaining the public and you, woohoo."

In the barrage, the fans laughed along with Mei Shunan's every word, and Bu Xing kept curling his lips.It's just that when he heard Mei Shunan's reason for buying candy, he clenched his fingers slightly and felt his heartbeat suddenly too fast.

He looked at the person in front of him and smiled: "Then I must cherish this opportunity. And, are you still broadcasting the game with me?"

Mei Shunan was almost dumbfounded by Bu Xing's gentle smile that he hadn't seen for a long time, and then waved his hand.

"Boom! Why don't you poke! Let's kill those scumbags together! Well, maybe I can laugh at them with sweet words, Quack!"

Bu Xing: "..." That sweet talk is really poisonous.

Then, the fans watched a live broadcast of the escape game that made them laugh so hard that they couldn't help themselves.

They watched Mei Shen use sharp marksmanship and positioning to kill the murderous opponent who was chasing after him, and at the same time yelled, "Fuck me!" [-] life baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa do)

[No way!I'm going to take a break and watch it again, I'm almost laughing myself out of my wits. 】

[This is the most frightening escape live broadcast I've ever seen hahahahaha! 】

[Bushen smiled in confusion the whole time, and his hands shook twice in the middle, hahaha because he heard Meishen's donkey braying. 】

[Bushen is still stable, the opponents of the two of them are probably in a daze, and they have no idea what kind of trick Meishen is doing today.Hahaha, that opponent is still asking if he can talk properly!Hahaha! 】

Anyway, such a live broadcast directly made Mei Shui and Bu Xingxing popular on the trending searches. Not to mention the increase in fans by nearly one million, the gifts were maxed out.

And Si Xiao's Daxian Magical Shop and Sweet Words Tang also became trending searches because of this live broadcast.

Over there, the four of Zhou Zhuorun suddenly found that their Taobao webpage was stuck. When they thought something happened and finally clicked on the background, they saw thousands of sweet talk candies that had been ordered quickly.

Zhou Zhuorun and the others: No, did something happen that they didn't know about? !

A 100 yuan sweet talk candy, in just ten minutes, more than 4000 candies have been sold? !Is everyone out of money? !

At this time, Si Xiao was also smiling at the sharp increase in sales in the store.Very good, he must find an opportunity to buy a wave of gifts for the two young people who were live broadcasting, but in just one morning, he has gained three years of life, and he couldn't be happier! !What is Ye Rongyi? His store is famous, so it doesn't matter if there is this guy or not! !

Just when Si Xiao was in an extremely happy mood, the old ghost suddenly appeared in front of him.

Si Xiao looked at him: "Why, you came out to praise me? It's okay, you can praise me. That's how I am capable."

As a result, the old ghost's eyes were red, and he reached out and grabbed Si Xiao's neck. Under his shocked gaze, he said with difficulty: [I didn't check for a while, I never thought that the demon I killed back then was still alive, and tried to use the power of my wish Backlash.The me after that is not necessarily me. You should pay attention to certain things that cannot be sold.Otherwise, it will increase his strength. Once he succeeds in counterattack, the world will be in chaos, and you and I will die. 】

Si Xiao: "..." No, this development has become a little confusing.Moreover, how do I know what can and cannot be sold? !

[...Ye Rongyi has a strong willpower all over his body...ask him to say goodbye...]

After saying this, the old ghost suddenly disappeared into the house.

Si Xiao was touching his neck and panting, when the old ghost who had just disappeared reappeared.

Although he still looked like an old ghost, Si Xiao couldn't be sure for a moment who the old ghost in front of him was.

【Tsk, I just expended a lot of power to suppress that monster, and I exhausted your willingness to sell the items you have accumulated.This is [-] beauty and white skin pills, which are sold quickly to accumulate strength for me. 】

Then, the old ghost disappeared again.

Leaving Si Xiao staring at those beauty and white skin pills, he was about to go bald.