After being possessed by the marketing maniac

At twelve o'clock in the evening on July [-]th, Mei Shunan was full of energy.

He had earphones in his ears, crosstalk was playing on his mobile phone, and from time to time he glanced at Bu Xing, who seemed to be sleeping soundly across the way.

Well, fortunately, Bu Xing went to bed at eleven o'clock, and it's been an hour now, and I haven't seen him yelling or anything.

At one o'clock in the morning on July [-]th, Mei Shunan couldn't keep his eyelids open. At this moment, he had switched to his live broadcast platform, silently stealing his mobile phone to interact with his fans who were still awake.

Mei Brain: [Well, it seems that there is still no problem.Lao Bu has slept for three hours, and I even wonder if Lao Bu is having a nightmare. 】

[Shen Mei, are you sure that "Happy Candy" has the side effect of having nightmares?Could it be that the Taobao store donkey belongs to you?These days, Taobao's stores and customer service are terrible. 】

A Mei brain fan who made up her mind to watch the side effects with her idol asked.

The corners of Mei Shunan's mouth twitched when he saw the news, he was so shocked that he forgot to type, and whispered in the dormitory: "Isn't it? What good is he being so skinny? It's not good for him to sell candies. Besides, that When the customer service told me, it was very straightforward, saying that it is impossible to buy good things that have no side effects and can make people happy for [-] yuan. So I think, it must be that Lao Bu has not dreamed. Hey, Lao Bu Could it be a physique that sleeps till dawn, if that's the case, we'll make money. There will be no side effects at all."

【puff.Meishen, if you say this, be careful to be beaten by Bushen again.However, I study psychology. Usually, if a person is in a good mood during the day, it is difficult to have nightmares at night.After all, "thinking by day and dreaming by night", Bu Shen is in a good mood today, so it is impossible to have nightmares at night, right? 】

Mei Shunan thought for a while, and finally found out the address of "Daxian Magical Shop" and sent it to his live group chat platform.Also made a highlight and red.

"Although what you say is very reasonable, the fact is that this thing does have side effects. If you don't believe me, you can read the introduction yourself, or you can ask the customer service of the store yourself, but I guess the customer service is asleep during this time."

[Hey, hey, the name of this Taobao store is quite arrogant?How dare you call him Daxian?The layout of the design is pretty good-looking, but poof!I said Meishen, how did you find out about this Taobao store? !The store has only been open for less than a week! ! 】

【Yeah!That's not the point, let me go, the point is that this store only sells three products!And the three products are all limited! !And, have you seen the packaging for these three things?This kind of style that is full of cheapness but expensive and loves to buy or not, is this Taobao store just for fun?Is he afraid that he will starve to death? 】

[That's not necessarily the case.There aren't many things that are overpackaged these days, aren't they?Many things look good in packaging, but the inside is particularly speechless.Not to mention that the rope for tying the crabs weighs three catties, but yesterday I bought a box of fruits, and it turned out that there was a layer of foam on the top, middle and bottom. The box that could hold forty fruits only contained twenty fruits.No matter how nice the packaging is, it's still a shame.I'd rather the packaging is a little bit worse, but it's fine if the things are good! 】

[On the top floor, I bought a box of honey before, which can hold three boxes, but in the middle of it I packed an exquisite introduction.Hey, these merchants are so disingenuous now, they all sell packaging.This magical little shop of Daxian is pure and unpretentious.There is no excessive packaging at all, although it looks a bit cheap, but it works!The happy candy makes "unhappy" happy, and the effect is absolutely awesome!I just don't know if the side effects are serious or not.And the shampoo that cures baldness, improves the scalp and enables hair growth, I am really looking forward to its effect...]

[Upstairs you are exposed.Haha, but you can try it, if this Daxian brand shampoo can really cure baldness, it will be good news for us science men! !As a working group who will spend their whole lives with computers and more than 80.00% of them will be bald, this magical product is really needed.Moreover, pay attention to the introduction of this product, this Taobao store is really different from those coquettish cheap goods outside who only exaggerate their publicity! 】

Mei Shunan glanced at Bu Xing, who was sleeping across the way, and found that he didn't seem to be having a nightmare, so he also opened the Daxian Magical Shop.Before he searched for the keyword "happy" on Taobao, he found this happy candy, but he didn't look carefully at other things in this small shop.Now it seemed interesting to watch the barrage posting one after another, so he followed suit.

Then, I saw the product introduction of the "Daxian Brand Shampoo".In addition to a series of product introductions that guarantee hair growth like other products, there is a paragraph of precautions in black and bold:

[Because Daxian brand shampoo can stimulate the regenerative growth ability of the scalp, and the effect is significant, so please buy customers to use it according to the prescribed dosage, and never use shampoo too frequently. cause baldness.Of course, baldness will regenerate new hair, and the quality of the new hair will be very good.Still, please don't overdo it. 】

Mei Shunan: "..." After confirming the side effects, it really is the style of the same shop.There is an unreliable feeling anyway.

Then he opened the introduction of the Great Immortal brand anti-wolf Ye Mingshi.This small stone with a price of [-] looks like a pebble, but there are no side effects, but there are still a few things to pay attention to.

[The built-in anti-wolf spray of this product has a strong smell, customers with a sensitive sense of smell and poor psychological endurance, please purchase carefully. 】

Mei Shunan couldn't help thinking, is there really a fool who would buy something that looks so unreliable, is so expensive, and has a strong taste?He was thinking like this, but one of his live broadcast fans suddenly typed a paragraph.

The youngest of the Qiao family: [emmmmm... It really made me eat a whale.I actually saw the anti-wolf Ye Mingshi here. 】

【upstairs!Tell your story, you seem to know something I don't! ! 】

The eldest son of the Qiao family: [You may not believe it, my dad spent 15 yuan to order fifteen anti-wolf night stones for the children of our family. Don’t doubt, they are small roadside stones that look like cobblestones , but the effect is really amazing. 】

The eldest son of the Qiao family: [A few friends and I went up to the mountains to play, and met a village of people who bought and sold people.At that time, a few other friends and I fell asleep after eating a drug-infused meal, and were almost forced to sell our kidneys.As a result, a classmate of mine had this anti-wolf Ye Mingshi in his hand, and then directly fumigated the family of three.We ran away overnight that night, the stone was bright and didn't need to be charged all night, and we finally got out of danger in the town.If it weren't for this stone, the five of us would have died straight away. 】

Young Master Qiao: 【Then my dad was going to buy this stone, but they said they needed to make a reservation. It will be two months before our house. I really didn't expect to be able to see this thing on the Internet. 】

[I said young master, are you fooling us?How magical is this little rock?impossible? 】

Qiao Hongyu immediately sent out a haughty and indifferent emoji with four large characters "Believe it or not".He still hasn't forgotten that after he was woken up that night, he smelled the smell of smelly socks, stinky drains, and stinky fart all the way. He wondered how he smelled this smell, and he was still strong enough not to faint past.

Thinking of this, Qiao Hongyu was in a bad mood. After all, he would be the one who wanted stones in the future, and he hoped that he would never use them in his life!

Mei Shunan looked at the words of the eldest son of the Qiao family, and his hand holding the phone was a little eager to move.It sounds like this stone is very reliable. He is also a well-known game broadcaster after all. What if someone looks at his small money and thinks it will be against him?Or he could just buy two more anti-wolf night stones and give him and Lao Bu one each?

Just as he was thinking this way, he suddenly found that the barrage was frantically swiping the screen.

Before Mei Shunan had time to look carefully at the bullet screens, he suddenly heard the movement on the opposite bed. When he glanced over, he almost let out a groundhog's soul scream——

Bu Xing's whole body was shaking at this moment, and the expression on his face was a little distorted. After a while, he started waving his arms frantically, and even started kicking and rolling.If it wasn't for the guardrails, he might have jumped out of bed right now.

Mei Shunan was about to stand on end looking at him, and was about to step forward and wake up his buddy, when he heard his buddy yell in a very angry tone:

"Mei Shunan! You are going to die again!!"

Mei Shunan immediately retracted her body and sat down obediently.

"Mei Shunan! You fucking put cockroaches in my cup!!!"

Mei Shunan's body froze again, and she silently stepped back.Seeing that the barrage started to turn into hahahaha, I simply turned off the live broadcast.

After a while, Bu Xing's frightened and angry voice sounded again.

"Mei Shunan! Run fast!!!"

Mei Shunan looked at Bu Xing who was still punching and kicking, and had an inexplicable premonition that he was going to be cold. He pulled the quilt and lay on the bed, and then listened to the roar of Lao Bu next door all night.Basically, most of the content of the call is related to him.

05:30 the next morning.

Mei Shunan, who drank five cups of black coffee, listened to sleep talk all night, and couldn't sleep well even with himself, felt a gloomy gaze.

The gaze was so sharp that Mei Shunan couldn't sleep and opened his eyes directly, and met Bu Xing's gloomy eyes with dark circles.

Mei Shunan: "..." I must not have woken up yet.

He quickly closed his eyes and prepared to go back to sleep, when he heard Bu Xing's gnashing of teeth: "You, yesterday, day, to, end, give, me, eat, what, what, what!?"

Bu Xing had a nightmarish nightmare. The content ranged from cheating in exams to being caught and found out that he was a sexual misbehavior, and then to the end of the earth, and strayed into the world of evil spirits.It made him feel powerless when he woke up this morning. By this time, he didn't know that there was something wrong with that candy. He was really out of his mind! !

Mei Shunan quickly lifted the quilt and threw herself on the ground in the most standard little daughter-in-law's kneeling posture: "Old Bu! Listen to my explanation!!"

Then, at 08:30 in the morning, Si Xiao, who had just woken up and finished his breakfast, just opened the Taobao store, and heard various customer service inquiry prompts beeping, beeping, as if urging him to die.And a delivery reminder for 98 happy candies and ten bottles of shampoo.

He stroked his slightly curly hair with a dazed expression.

No, it was only one night, did something happen that he didn't know about? ? ?

The author has something to say: There are benefits in dreams, have you discovered them yet?Hahaha.yo~