After being possessed by the marketing maniac

On the night of July [-]th, Si Xiao sat on a casual seat next to Minghu Square and ate fried chicken.He was wearing a floral shirt and floral trousers with an island casual style, his long pale legs stretched out in front of the seat because of the house, and he exuded a sense of despondency.

Half a month has passed since the old ghost gave him the Happy Laughing Pill. He sold dozens of bottles of Sanwu Shampoo and successfully sold two anti-wolf cobblestones, but in the end, only one Happy Laughing Pill was sold. Haven't sold it successfully.

First of all, the price of the Happy Laughing Pill is ridiculously expensive, 100 yuan a piece.Again, Si Xiao ate one by himself based on the attitude that he is a seller and should be responsible to customers.

He was indeed in a happy and high mood that whole day, feeling that the world is so beautiful and all problems are not a problem.But that night, he had a nightmare that he failed to invest, lost his fortune, entered the haunted house by mistake, and was chased by evil spirits all night.When I woke up the next morning, my eyes were dark.His legs were still feeling so sore. He glanced at his home monitor, and then saw himself who had been kicking his legs all night, like the upper body of a ghost.

Then, Si Xiao felt that he could no longer face this Happy Laughing Pill rationally.

Even if the feeling of being in a good mood the day before was really good, the price was too high, right?Who wants to be happy during the day and have nightmares at night?Facts have also proved that everyone is not a fool. Rao Si Xiao had a good personality when he was selling, and those customers who were being promoted would have nightmares at night, so they immediately refused this candy that he called "Happy Candy" .

As a result, after half a month passed, Si Xiao didn't gain anything.

He took a hard bite of the fried chicken leg and felt that life was hopeless.

The old devil just gave him three items to sell, but he couldn't push them anymore.

"It's really no wonder the seniors didn't fulfill the old ghost's obsession." Such a weird thing, it would be hell if it could be sold out! !

Si Xiao was sinking, when he heard the conversation of several young people passing by him.

"Hey! I found a very interesting gadget on the Internet. It looks like a very beautiful little angel crystal during the day, but at night when the light is turned on, it will cast a devil's shadow! Super cool! It can also be scary hehehe !"

Si Xiao paused when he gnawed on the fried chicken, and then he ate the meat faster and faster, and his eyes became brighter and brighter.

"Old ghost! I'm going to open a store on Taobao!!"

The old ghost has also been in a more irritable mood these days. Although the shampoo and pebbles are selling well, but seeing that his "Happy Laughing Pill" has been repeatedly refused to sell, the old ghost feels that his demons There are signs of another outbreak.So his tone was not very good.

[If you don’t check out Taobao, you won’t be able to get along. Could it be that you want me to help you check out?Brush drilling?Don't even think about it!no way!You have to be down-to-earth to engage in sales! 】

Si Xiao clicked his tongue: "I didn't want you to help me check the bills. Why do you buy the bills if you have good stuff? I have never opened a Taobao store. The main reason is that the qualification verification of the shopkeeper requires real information and a business license. It is troublesome for me. People with serious careers, what should they do if they are exposed? Moreover, Taobao’s competitive pressure is indeed a bit high, and it is difficult to make a profit by opening a store alone without some gimmicks, live broadcasts or advertisements. Why don’t I just sell at night and sell on WeChat.”

"But Taobao has an advantage!"

The old ghost raised his eyebrows: [What's the benefit? 】

Si Xiao tugged on his real big gold chain, and laughed: "There are so many boring idlers!"

Just like the few young people who were free to buy tricky gadgets just now, if you sell them directly, they may not believe you to buy things.But if you put it on Taobao and add an interesting introduction or name, someone will definitely buy it.It was much simpler and faster than he spent half a month and got nothing.

"For those young people who are bored and full of curiosity, this kind of thing is really a very good prop to tease people. As long as it works, they will quickly spread and buy back!"

Listening to Si Xiao's words, the old ghost felt quite reasonable.So he flicked his sleeves: [Open!I will take care of the formalities and qualifications, and you can open it directly! 】If he can't sell this Happy Laughing Pill, he will commit a demon.

So Si Xiao hurried home and opened an online store.

When he was rushing home, Ye Rongyi was sitting in a top restaurant in a bad mood talking to his eldest brother-in-law.

"I told you before that you should stop investing. If you have that money, give it to me, and I'll help you see that you can make money by investing in anything! What about you! You don't listen! You don't think you have investment talent! Ha! Do you think you are Si Xiao in Zhao’s venture capital?! What to buy, what to buy, which industry you like, it will be profitable the next day?! Don’t do porcelain work without that diamond! It’s all right now, Sheng The general manager of Hua Company ran away with his little lover! Did you lose all 1000 million in it?! Oops, fortunately, you earned the money yourself, otherwise if it was an employee in my company, I would have to slap him on the head Can't go up!"

Ye Hongye was sitting opposite her younger brother, wearing a silver-gray high-tailored lady's suit with a slim waist, and fiery red high-heeled shoes on her feet. Her long hair was neatly tied into a ponytail at the back, her long eyebrows were sharp, and the corners of her eyes were raised.This is a very imposing beauty at first glance, the kind that ordinary men would feel ashamed of when they see her.She just sits there and stares at you and it makes you feel like a failed piece of trash, to the point where the male waiter in the restaurant subconsciously stands up a little bit straighter.

However, Ye Rongyi was not at all cowardly.

He knocked on the table dissatisfied, and his peach blossom eyes, which were different from those of his elder sister, looked at his brother-in-law who was silent and hardworking beside him.

"I didn't lose all of it, I just lost 600 million."

Ye Hongye's eyebrows were about to fly: "Six million, do you still think it's too little? With all these six million, you throw it to your brother-in-law for research, and you can get him a thank you! So what have you got now?"

Brother-in-law Ye snorted and almost choked himself to death.He sighed and looked at the half-eaten eel rice, and finally looked up.

Ye's brother-in-law, Wu Jie, has the appearance of a well-mannered standard scholar, and has the common characteristics of most researchers - nerd, not talkative, obsessed with research.However, if Wu Jie is just like this, then he will naturally have no way to win Ye Hongye's favor, even if he has a good family background, it is useless.In fact, although Wu Xie doesn't like to talk, as long as it's time for him to speak, what he says must be the most appropriate.

What's more, this guy just opened his mouth to talk sweet words or something.

"Hong Ye, come and have a sip of peach blossom wine first. Even if you care about Rong Yi, you can't speak to him in this tone. He is your younger brother and not an employee of your company. It hurts the relationship of siblings."

Ye Hongye took the sake and took a sip, "What kind of feelings are you hurting? We have been fighting since childhood."

Wu Jie just laughed: "It's different when you grow up, everyone wants to save face."

Ye Hongye didn't say a word, she was angry with her younger brother who invested indiscriminately all day long, and even thought he had a good eye. This has become the biggest joke in their family.How about acting well?Do not engage in investment!

Ye Rongyi clicked his tongue and looked at this brother-in-law with glasses who was his neighbor since childhood.Zhang Yawen also said that he was full of black water, and the guy who had really fooled everyone with his full belly was right in front of him.

However, Ye Rongyi just didn't give in.He was leaning against the back of the chair, his overly handsome face looked at Wu Jie with an expression of "I'll just watch you flickering quietly", which made the waitresses in the restaurant who had been secretly watching this way instantly become red Face, for no reason, I feel that the actor's appearance makes people blush!

Wu Jie laughed: "Well, I don't have anything to say, but if you really like investing, I suggest you find an investment manager to help you manage and analyze your assets. After all, you are a professional Even if you are an actor who likes to invest, it would be nice to have someone who can give you some tips from time to time before you stop filming and can concentrate on learning how to invest.”

Ye Rongyi frowned slightly, and before he could speak, Ye Hongye slapped the table with a slap: "Yes! That's a good idea! This way I don't have to worry every day, worrying that he will ruin my family! "

Ye Rongyi raised his brows high, what did he mean by ruining his family fortune?He has invested for so many years, and his family fortune is still doubling?

Ye Hongye sneered: "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. Did you earn the extra money from investment or filming? Don't you have any idea?"

Yingdi Ye clicked his tongue in particular displeasure.

Everyone thinks I'm not doing my job properly and I'm not talented.

"Oh, then I just need to find someone named Si Xiao to be my investment manager?" When Ye Rongyi mentioned the name Si Xiao, his tone was unconvinced.

Ye Hongye sighed.

"How pale do you think you are? Ask Si Xiao to be your manager and he will come?!"

"Sister, let me tell you this, Si Xiao's reputation and status in the investment and financial circles are no worse than your status in the entertainment circle."

"How many people are waiting for him eagerly with money, and the ranking is already until next year. How big of a card do you think you are?"

Ye Hongye looked at her younger brother's more and more serious and resentful eyes, and finally gave a knowing blow: "Do you think he is your fan? As far as I know, that guy is a dead house, obsessed with two-dimensional and financial The world doesn't care about the entertainment industry at all." Oh, I'm so happy, there is a real man who is not my brother's fan! !

Ye Rongyi sat up straight slowly. He looked at his elder sister's complacent and gloating look, and tapped the table with his index finger:

"sister."

"He just has no feelings for the entertainment industry. It's not that he has no feelings for me."

Ye Rongyi raised the corners of his mouth, showing a coquettish and confident smile: "Believe me, as long as he sees me, he will become my fan."

Ye Hongye: "..."

Ye Hongye: "Si Xiao doesn't engage in base affairs. You don't want to harm others."

The corner of Ye Rongyi's mouth twitched: "I didn't mean that."

At this moment, Ye Rongyi's cell phone vibrated suddenly.

Ye Rongyi looked down, and found that it was a recent sales promotion by a certain yellow-haired shopkeeper——

【Ye Yingdi, our store has newly opened a Taobao store!The address is: xxxxx.As your new fan, you can get a [-]% discount on purchases and items!Don't you want one? 】

Ye Rongyi: [No.Thanks. 】I really wish I didn't have such annoying fans.

The author has something to say: Ye Rongyi: I want Si Xiao to become my fan!

Ye Rongyi: It's better for this salesman to quickly become a fan.

Si Xiao: ...hehe.

Hahahaha, group~