[Comprehensive film and television] The daily life of the male god

weightlessness.

The only feeling An Zixuan opened her eyes was - weightlessness.

Damn old man, put her in the air again!

An Zixuan still had time to glance down while falling, the surroundings were full of clouds.

Fuck, this is too high!

Don't even give her a parachute!

It was too late to greet the eighteenth generation of the immortal ancestors, An Zixuan felt her eyes light up, and she left the clouds.

This is not good news, it means that she is about to touch down, not far from falling to her death.

An Zixuan yelled and danced wildly in the air, because there was a person below who was holding up a long knife and was about to slash at the tall horse in front of him, and she was smashing down at an acceleration of 9.8m/s. The target was the long knife.

You will die when you come!The opening method of this script is wrong!

But can it be passed back after death, leaving the old and immortal?

So An Zixuan closed her eyes, spread her hands to embrace the blue sky, and smashed it down with a cannonball in the shape of a human.

Three seconds later, the cannonball landed, and instead of exploding, it killed the horse beneath it.

Yes, she sat on the chopped horse.

An Zixuan, who thought she was doomed to die, touched her body, it was wet, she opened her eyes to see blood all over the ground, and then looked at the ground, the horse that was twitching after being hacked had completely swallowed its breath.

An Zixuan was very disturbed in her heart, she wanted to wear it back but she would not be able to, but she would kill life indirectly. If the Buddha knew about it, he would not punish her to be an immortal apprentice for the rest of her life!

This idea was too scary. An Zixuan stumbled to her feet, bowed three times to the horse and observed a minute of silence. She raised her hand and grabbed a strange half-face mask.

An Zixuan glanced at the mask in her hand, then at the shadow of a human being cast on the ground, and slowly raised her head.

The man was dressed in black and wore a black cloak. The long knife in his hand was stained red with blood and was still dripping blood. His long bangs hung down to cover most of his left face, but he could still see a long line near his left eye. The long scar, and the blood splattered on the remaining half of his face made his face even more ferocious, allowing An Zixuan to see the murderous intent in his eyes more clearly.

This... this is the man who killed the horse!

Maybe it was An Zixuan's raising her head that woke up the stunned crowd. The city guard who was standing beside the man stepped forward, grabbed An Zixuan with two snaps, and pushed An Zixuan to the ground. His bones are going to be broken.

She struggled to raise her head, and watched the man quickly cover her face with the cloak and turn her back, dropped a word coldly and left quickly.

He said, "Kill."

This time An Zixuan really fainted.

stunned...

The first thing An Zixuan did after waking up was to sit up with a puff, and touched her head to make sure that her head was properly growing on her neck, then she let out a long sigh of relief and fell down again.

If you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed!

After calming down, An Zixuan sat up again and looked at the place. This place seemed to be an attic, and her feet were hollow on the ground. An Zixuan groped in the dark, and felt something like a torch on the table. Take it out and polish it, light the oil lamp on the table, and only then can you see the whole picture of the attic clearly.

This is an all-wooden attic, which seems to be placed on a high place. The bookshelves in the attic are full of books. When you open it, An Zixuan is delighted.

Erotic map ah.

An Zixuan began to enjoy reading the little yellow book, and completely forgot about the survey of the terrain. It was not until Lei Lei's drums sounded outside that she felt empty in her stomach and it was time for dinner.

Reluctantly, An Zixuan stuffed the little yellow book back into the bookshelf, and went around the entire attic, but found nothing that could fill her stomach. Instead, she found a simple wooden astronomical telescope on the balcony of the attic .

It turned out to be the site of astronomers, no wonder there are so many books, but astronomers who read erotic pictures, tsk tsk.

An Zixuan, who has never seen a real astronomical telescope, of course would not give up this opportunity. She lay on the telescope and planned to find one or two unnamed asteroids. What if they were named after her?Then she will be famous.

An Zixuan began to observe through the telescope. The sky was filled with black holes and nothing could be seen, but the ground was quite clear. It seems that the magnification of this telescope is similar to that of modern hand-held telescopes. Under such conditions, asteroids can be found Hell.

An Zixuan gave up the idea of ​​looking for asteroids and turned to look for the kitchen.

Just now she used binoculars to observe a hundred miles around, and found that this place is similar to the buildings in the world of vampires, and the palace ladies who come and go are also wearing Hanbok, so this place should also be in the era of North Korea.

An Zixuan looked around again, and quickly located the kitchen, where the most palace people came and went, and everyone was holding trays or lunch boxes.

Touching a compass along the way, An Zixuan confidently went down to the attic, and went straight to the kitchen, she was starving to death!

Today should be a big day, but when An Zixuan went downstairs, she felt that the sound of the drum seemed to be clearer. Perhaps it was because of the festival that most of the palace people gathered in the central hall, while the guards at the observatory were looser.

Holding a compass, An Zixuan came to the back window of the kitchen dodging from left to right, where the food boxes are placed. There are all kinds of ready-made meals neatly arranged in the food boxes. deliver.

Hearing the little girl who was guarding the door was called out by the nanny, An Zixuan pried open the window, and the smell of delicious food wafted out instantly, making her stomach growl.

"Who!"

A soft shout came from the firewood room behind him, scaring An Zixuan into it.

As soon as An Zixuan went in, she quickly opened the cabinet door and got in. The kitchen was filled with fog, and the cooks thought it was a wild dog scurrying in from the outside. Noticed someone was hiding in the closet.

An Zixuan hid in the cabinet, reaching out for a snack, a piece of sushi, and a pot of wine, and soon she was full. Not only was she full, but she also hid a lot in her bosom, and she went out through the window At that time, lili la la fell all the way.

An Zixuan looked at the delicacy left in her arms with distress, and when she turned her head, she happened to see a row of dancers wearing ghost masks walking out from the back of the firewood room with long knives.

Only then did An Zixuan remember that there was an event in the front hall today.

An Zixuan followed her out with the thought that there would be some fun for nothing if it was so easy to come here.

The central hall is a concave square with high platforms on all sides. The dancers dance in the center of the sunken square, and An Zixuan is standing outside the square now, listening to the voices in the square, tickling her heart.

There is nothing more tragic than not being able to have it when it is so close.

An Zixuan walked around and found a palace on the front of the square. A corner of the palace was damaged due to lightning, and the craftsmen were still repairing it. It was chartered to go home, but the ladders used by the craftsmen to climb the heights are still here.

When An Zixuan saw the ladder, she felt that there was no unparalleled road, so she stood up the fallen ladder tremblingly, put it on the beam of the house, and climbed up slowly.

The moment she climbed to the roof, An Zixuan completely collapsed on the main hall, taking out the few snacks left from her bosom, while admiring the singing and dancing below.

It is said to be a song and dance, but it is actually a sacrifice to exorcise ghosts. It is a bit like the Nuo opera in Sichuan and Guizhou. To drive away the epidemic, the red-clothed dancers around were responsible for cooperating with Fang Xiangshi as scorpions. They all wore masks similar to faceless men, and used peach bows and reed arrows to drive away disasters and evil spirits. An Zixuan looked at this group of people with huge mask, clumsily exorcising ghosts on stage, laughing so hard that he couldn't even eat a snack.

At the end of the prelude, the drumbeat suddenly became more rapid. Dancers dressed in black and wearing ghost masks, symbolizing evil spirits, appeared on both sides of the hall, whirling and landing in the center of the stage. Immediately, Fang Xiangshi began to lead the exorcism of plague ghosts, praying for the people to avoid disasters in the coming year , good weather.

An Zixuan was eating and watching on the eaves, the more she looked at it, the more familiar it became, until Fang Xiangshi repelled the evil spirits and saw Sing Shuai who jumped out from the side and chanted a mantra to save the plague ghosts. Well!

Ah, the one wearing the mask who wanted to kill her was King So, the fourth king of Goryeo!

Just as An Zixuan was immersed in the joy of seeing through the script, a man in black suddenly jumped up from behind the hall and kicked An Zixuan down.

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It's going to be December, everyone keep warm, some places have started to enter the final exam, everyone hurry up to review, see you on Friday