[Comprehensive film and television] The daily life of the male god

my oranges!

The first second An Zixuan saw this announcement, she wailed in her heart. These are the fireworks she bought from the mall after playing a dungeon for a week to save her wages!She wants to save it for Xiaoyi's birthday!Just like that, she accidentally let it out! ! !

The next second she saw the person who was set off with fireworks, and it was still a smile that she had complained about just now? ? ?

Yixiao Naihe turned his angle of view and looked at Peerless Qingge. An Zixuan's hand trembled in fright, and she directly pressed the host to technically log off.

she cowardly...

Anyway, when playing games at home, my mother unplugged her network cable countless times, so Liuyun and Xiaoyi have gotten used to her sudden disappearance, and An Zixuan didn't feel guilty about cheating her teammates, so she got off the plane and went back to the dormitory.

This time, the world given by Lao Bushi is not bad. It is a university campus, close to her life, and even the departmental college is her real professional CPA. Today is the first day of the report. An Zixuan arrived first, made the bed, Throwing away her backpack, the internet-addicted girl went to the Internet cafe to play games again. When she returned to the dormitory, her new roommates had already arrived.

Not all roommates are CPA majors, and two are from the computer department. Originally, the principle of dormitory allocation is that students in the same class live together, which is convenient for bonding. Now that they live together with Sasha and Lina from the Computer Academy, the three of them have already gotten to know each other and chatted together.

"Hey, Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, and the remaining one is back."

An Zixuan patted her head in embarrassment: "I'm sorry I'm late, my name is An Zixuan, you can just call me Zixuan."

"My name is Sasha, and I'm from the Computer Academy." Sasha was the most active, she jumped over and grabbed Zixuan's hand and said excitedly: "Just now we were discussing the school basketball game the day after tomorrow, Brother Xiao Nai is coming back to play the testimonial game! "

"What the hell? Xiao Nai!"

Lina looked at An Zixuan's astonished expression, triumphantly: "Look, let me just say, Senior Brother Xiao Nai is a man of the hour in our computer academy, how could Zixuan not know?"

Of course she knows!

Xiao Nai!Xiao Nai in Qingcheng is very smiling!

An Zixuan immediately remembered the smile Naihe in the game just now.

It can't really be a great god, can it?

"No!" An Zixuan resolutely refused.

"Eh? Why didn't you go?" Xin Ran wondered: "That's a school grass, and Brother Nai He is about to graduate soon, if you think about it, you won't have a chance."

Why not?

Can she tell them that she just set off a confession fireworks for the Great God?

In fact, on the day of the basketball game, An Zixuan did not go, she went to the Internet cafe again, because a group of big dogs bombarded her devastatingly.

The gang that Peerless Qingge belongs to is called Million Loli Mo Da Diao, why is this gang called this name?Because the boss is mentally handicapped.

However, the gang leader is mentally handicapped, but he still has management skills. After the establishment of the gang, he recruited a large number of people who like to kill people and wander in the wild. A dog with a head who resists two, he insisted on bringing this gang to the top three in the military exploits. The only shortcoming is that , Manbang can't find a few who can make a copy.

One is due to equipment problems, and the other is because they don’t understand the mechanism, but this does not affect the enthusiasm of the leader to play the dungeon. This is not the whim of the leader who just led the whole gang to finish the gang battle that day, and challenged the secret realm on the weekend !

The leader wants to make a dungeon, can the members not respond?If you don't respond, who will give you gang benefits?

So the dog legs responded one after another, among them, Liuyun and Xiaoyi flattered the loudest, and volunteered to bring the big tits Peerless Qingge, so An Zixuan was swiped, and the screen was full of Liuyun and Xiaoyi's tears .

An Zixuan logged into the game, formed a guild leader, entered the instance, waited for a while, and when everyone was present, she started standing up to open the boss under the leadership of the guild leader.

The boss commanded very passionately, everyone was very enthusiastic about bossing bosses, and a lot of various buff drugs were knocked out at the banquet, but they couldn't stand the output of the heads and dogs. I don't know how many times the group has been wiped out, and everyone's enthusiasm has been wiped out.

[Team] [Braised Chicken and Rice] Boss, my mother told me to go home for dinner, so I'll order first

Your friend【Braised Chicken and Rice】is offline

[Team] [The Great Demon King of the Eastern Capital] Leader, I remembered that I haven't finished my homework yet, so let's go first, you guys come on!

Your friend [Dongdu Damowang] is offline

[Team] [That bully] My love told me to play in the arena!If I don't go, she will die with me!

【That bully】has left the team

[Team] [Shooting you a sand sculpture to death] Come back!There will be no guild benefits next week!

An Zixuan's black line, their boss is good at everything, but mentally retarded, leading a group of dungeons with less damage than the boss to fight dungeons?What's the difference between this and moths to the flame? The most important thing is that they don't understand the dungeon mechanism at all!If you fight blindly, the boss will go berserk!

Just as the teammates were leaving one by one, the deputy spoke

[Team] [Qin Nine Songs] Leader, there are a few people in my permanent group who are online, I can see if I can pull them over.

The gang leader, who had been beaten down by the treachery of the gang members, instantly regained the enthusiasm for commanding like a husky waking up.

An Zixuan left the keyboard with both hands, and began to regret why she didn't leave the team with her, but simply quit the gang, stay away from mental retardation, and cherish life!

After a while, new teammates came.

[Yugong climbs the mountain] has joined your team

【Monkey Wine】has joined your team

【Mozata】has joined your team

[Yixiao Naihe] has joined your team

……

[Peerless Qingge] has left your team

Great God!

Just finished setting off fireworks for someone the day before yesterday, and met again in the same dungeon today, how embarrassing it is, but there is another problem, if the master is Xiao Nai, shouldn't he play a farewell game on the basketball court today, Instead of saving the field here?

Isn't this Xiao Naihe Xiao Nai?

However, An Zixuan didn't have much time to think about this issue, because she saw that the guild leader started swiping the screen on the current channel...

[Recent chat] [Shooting you a sand sculpture to death]: Fuck [Peerless Qingge] Why did you quit! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Recent chat] [Shooting you a sand sculpture to death]: God milk, come back quickly! ! ! !I can't bear it alone! ! ! ! !

[Recent chat] [Shooting you a sand sculpture to death]: Qing Ge, you helped me clear this secret realm, and I can help you chase it down!

[Recent chat] [Shooting you a sand sculpture to death]: Isn't it just that the confession was rejected?It's okay, the Great God is right in front of you, I'll bring someone to make a family reunion for you in a while, and I promise you to get the Great God in your hands!

……

An Zixuan broke down again. She was convinced that the leader must be mentally retarded. The current channel is a channel that everyone nearby can see, which means that as long as the master is not blind, he must have seen what the leader said!

Are you going offline now?

Before An Zixuan technically went offline again, she saw a sentence posted on the current channel.

[Recent Chat] [A Smile Nai He]: [Peerless Qing Ge] Who is it?

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I feel like I forgot something, so I forgot to write something to say

I watched Jueji, why do I think it's not bad?I even want to read the original!

My original binding dps was called Gilgamesh, and I didn’t know why_(:_」∠)_