Zong and the unparalleled loli team up to brush the copy

In Seattle's own coffee shop, four girls are sitting there having a good conversation... probably?

"My name is Xia Xia," she said, and she pulled Becca aside, "this little Aojiao is my sister Xiaoqi. We came here through soul transmigration. We were from Modu in our previous life, but now we are a pair of opposites. Egg twins, the names are Bella and Becca. What about you, sister?" Bella blinked her foggy eyes, as if she wanted to soften her heart.

Seeing this, Becca turned her head in disgust.Stupid.

girl?The corners of the Holy Maiden's mouth twitched slightly.After so many years, this is the first time someone called me that.However, does this mean that the saint is still very young?Oh, it's inexplicably pleasant just thinking about it that way~

System: young?Even if the age is not mosaic, it is a garbled person who is young!Host, you can pull it down!

Mu Xue: ...you win!

"Mu Xue, Heaven, Chaoren." Ignoring the system to find a sense of existence, the saint introduced herself to the twins, and then pointed to the peerless loli who was eating candy, "Yue Qiluo, Heaven, Chaoren."

"I didn't expect to meet two fellow countrymen in this place. It's a pleasure to meet you." Saying this, the Holy Maiden gave her a bright smile.

Contrary to this, Geshi Loli wrapped her fingers around her long hair and rolled her eyes boredly.It's just two women with a bit of special experience, what a blessing to meet!

Becca on the side also rolled her eyes.Miss Ben is not interested in your world.

At another table not far from the girls, werewolves and vampires sitting together drinking coffee for the first time? !

Oh yes!It's the hot Jacob boy and the Edward "old" boy.

"What are you doing here!" Jacob said coldly.The smell of vampires is really too stinky, too bad!

Edward pushed the untouched coffee, which was the first time sugar had been added, "Do you think you are very fragrant? You can smell a dog smell from a long distance! There is a sign at the door How did you get in if you were allowed to bring pets?"

wipe!Forget this guy can read minds!Young Jacob was upset at first, and then said: "Whatever you say, Becca is my girlfriend, and I am obliged to wait for them to finish and send her home." Oh, and send Bella back together by the way.Junior Jacob deliberately added a sentence in his heart.

"Bella has me!" Edward slammed the table.

"You are not her boyfriend!" But I am her childhood sweetheart and brother-in-law.

"Your taste is really special!" Edward glanced at Bella and pointed, "Oh, loli!"

"You're not Bella's boyfriend!" What happened to Lolicon!This boy loves Bella, no matter if she is Lolita or Yujie.Of course, loli is better.ok~

"Pervert!" What's wrong?The fucking dog didn't do a good job and still sprinkled dog food like a human being!I really want to raise a torch and burn it to death!

"It's much better than the naughty vampire you stalked Bella!" He's just a lolicon, this vampire has directly crossed species! "However, it's okay..."

Young Jacob bared his teeth: "You're not her boyfriend!" Fuck it for the third time!Young man, you are really not afraid of Edward blowing up.

Edward: "..." Talk to Carlisle about having some wolf blood for dinner tonight!

Is there such a thing that pokes people's hearts over and over again?

I really really want to kill him!

…………

Say goodbye to the reluctant soft girls Bella and Tsundere Becca.The Holy Maiden and the Unrivaled Lolita are rushing to the airport, but they don't intend to fly back to New York, but to find the two unlucky Dean Sam brothers, intending to "forage" for Qi Luomei, and by the way " save the world.

In the 21st century where gods and demons run around everywhere, grabbing one at random is a great tonic.However, the most urgent task at the moment is to popularize the basic myths of foreign countries for Qi Luomei.Once abroad, even a peerless loli with hundreds of years of experience can't afford to hurt her! _(:з」∠)_

Come on, come on, sister Qiluo, I'm going to raise your posture for you, hehe.The Holy Maiden rubbed her saliva secretly and laughed foolishly.

[Host, can you suppress the disease first?This system has not even seen it! 】Lolicon is not a disease, but when it gets sick, it really hurts the eyes!

Lady Saint's small class is starting hot, please listen carefully to the world-class loli~

God, Jehovah, the old man suddenly felt that he was old and wanted to find an heir.But there is no way to survive.There was no other way, and I poured one-third of my strength into the belly of a woman who was pleasing to the eye.Use the method of mortal reincarnation to conceive a new soul in a woman's belly.

As a result, a series of bad things happened.Finally seeing his "son" being put on the cross, the old man God finally couldn't see it. For the sake of his "son", he felt a little guilty about the woman who "give birth" a son, and gave her credit for giving birth to a child. She has the title of "Our Lady" and some believer benefits.

But the stingy old man did not forget the person who wanted to kill his "son".Although it was his son, it was more like his split body, they were one.For the old man God, his son is him, and the theory that he is his son will not be mentioned for the time being.The old man who held grudges and protected his shortcomings had just finished dealing with the culprit, and learned that the youngest son of Adam and Eve had killed the eldest son, and made a scarecrow and tied it to a wooden frame.

But this unlucky boy killed his elder brother, and the wooden frame that tied his elder brother's scarecrow looked like a cross.Seeing this, the old man God became angry, and he channeled the remaining anger in his heart to the youngest son of Adam and Eve.However, how can I put it this way, he is also the first generation of human beings created by him, so he, who has always maintained his own image of kindness, can't just kill people and throw their souls into the ground, right?So, the old man God thought of a compromise - draw a circle and curse you!

So, the first blood race in history was born. ╭(╯ε╰)╮

This way of birth is really eye-catching, hehehe.

In fact, these are nothing, but the old man announced his heir when he returned.Lucifer, who has always been God's favorite little angel, quit.

Seeing such a "partisan" God, he was angry.Just put down the pick and don't be a bird.He led his subordinates to the ground and created a "hell" like the hell in the Eastern God Realm, and he became the boss.Unlike the Eastern God Realm, there is no need to obey orders from above.The happy silly angel doesn't understand the difference between East and West.After the comparison, "you don't have to listen to others, you can do what you say!" In the state of feeling good about yourself, I was directly sealed by the old man God at the bottom of the hell I just created...

At this point in the sermon, the Holy Maiden paused, "Qi Luo, are you listening?"

Unrivaled Lolita made a "crack" sound, and then bit the jelly beans in her mouth, "..." Why does Ben Loli feel that this idiot is lying?

System: She's just kidding, Qi Luomei!

Mu Xue: "..."

"Okay, I'll pretend you've listened." She smiled, helplessly and spoiled, "Actually, it's not bad, Western mythology, but it's messed up..."

Or kill his father and usurp the throne, act for three generations in a row, and finally create a big stallion who looks for a beautiful woman to bear a child for him, and he makes his wife jealous but catches the rape with all his strength.In the end, the horse was planted on his brother's wife, which caused a war in the three realms of the gods of the Western Realm, Haiming and Ming, competing for the ownership of incense in the world. In the end, although Haiming was defeated, the God Realm was also damaged, allowing other god masters to gain momentum. (Greek mythology)

Or, as the king of the gods, he finally put down the rebellious enemy, but adopted the enemy's child, cut the grass without eradicating the root, and the spring breeze blows and regenerates.Sure enough, the adopted Xiaoyecao doll grew up and snatched his brother's genuine son of the god king, and was about to usurp the throne.Not only did he almost lose his position as a god king, but he also "degraded his son to a mortal" by raising tigers.Moreover, forget about these things, in order to cover up his mistakes, he even ordered the priest to change the history of the gods, changing the adopted son into his younger brother, and writing the weed baby as a big villain.If it wasn't for him, after adopting the weed doll, his partiality for his own son Ke Jin'er would have gone awry.Children who have lived under the shadow of their elder brother and their parents' eccentricity since they were young can have psychological shadows, it's no wonder it's not getting darker and darker. (Norse mythology)

Yue Qiluo: "...(.)" Are all the gods here so good at playing?What a great experience!

Regarding this, the system master strongly expressed: [Host, you have hacked all the western myths, and "talked" so unscrupulously, are you really not afraid that these gods will send you to heaven? ! 】

【Tsk, this saint is waiting here, as long as they dare. 】The fighting power of the gods in this world is simply not too bad!Oh God?Some combat effectiveness is not as good as the Avengers of the Avengers.Like, Loki!

"Oh, that's right." Thinking of this, the Holy Maiden made up the knife at the right time, "The sad little brother in there is the second Princess Bojiao of Asgard, who was in the Stark Tower that day, you covered his face with a paper doll It's so hot and funny."

Hearing this, Qi Luomei slapped her fingers and lightly curled her beautiful hair, her dark eyes revealed contempt and aloofness.Her delicate lips parted slightly: "God? Ha~" After all, she is still as stupid as an ordinary person!

The unquenchable loli with an immortal soul is bursting with superiority at this moment.So the so-called "God" in the West is so hot?That means……

"Hee hee...hahahahaha!" The soft laughter gradually turned into a happy laugh.That is to say...here, she can do whatever she wants!easy!play!up!

[Fuck!What kind of trouble is Qi Luomei laughing so happily? ! ] The system master expressed that he was frightened.

[She can play as she wants. 】Anyway, everything has her.

system:【……】

This system always feels that you, the host, are doing something!

Do something?The Holy Maiden bent her eyes and smiled, hiding those indifferent eyes.It's not about destroying the world, so how can you do something?

So you still want to destroy the world!What about the saint!

Tsk, does the saint have to save the world?Mu Xue shrugged silently.Finding delicious food for Qi Luomei is the most important thing!

The author has something to say:

The twin heroines are played by Xia Xia's wife and Hu Hai's (Xiaoqi) wife in friendship.Flowers, flowers.