[Comprehensive + Sword III] Qing Ben Jiaren
Chapter 14
"Who? Mr. Long, you think... ah!" Xiaoju was knocked out before she could finish her sentence, and Long Xiaoyun rushed into the room in a hurry.
Ling Xia was sitting inside drinking tea, and she was not curious when she heard the movement, and she didn't even bother to take a look at Long Xiaoyun when he came in.
She was talking to Administrator Zero Zero Three in her mind.
"Is he really that shameless, nasty, and a straight man with cancer?" Ling Xia admitted that she had seen many scumbags in Jiansanli, and heard a lot of [-], but Long Xiaoyun was so shameless, it really was true. See you for the first time.
Although the world here seems to be real, it also has established laws.The administrator, Zero Zero Three, is in charge of the general direction of the script.Not only that, but he can also know the mental activities of other people besides Ling Xia, and what they are doing.As one of the protagonists, Long Xiaoyun is naturally one of the key objects of attention.Therefore, as soon as he had such thoughts, he was discovered and reported to Ling Xia.
Otherwise, Long Xiaoyun thought that he would really be able to attract that big inner guard away by himself?
That protects the emperor in the palace, isn't it just a good-for-nothing with no IQ, just throwing a stone and a shadow to lure him away?
joke.
This is Li Yuan, Li Xunhuan will worry about who will come in, he just needs to stay by Ling Xia's side and protect the people he wants to protect.Seeing an unknown shadow and chasing after it is like a dog chasing a mouse.If all the guards around the emperor had this IQ, would the emperor still be alive?
Anyway, Ling Xia didn't believe that such a shameless person could come up with such a despicable method in this world.
However, the administrator Linglingsan said: "He's already here, you can just ask him yourself."
"..." Ling Xia's eyes fell on Long Xiaoyun, and she asked, "Why are you here?"
"I, I'm here to find you." Long Xiaoyun rushed over as he spoke, "If you are my woman, it can only be mine."
Ling Xia kicked him away, "You're crazy."
"Yes, I'm crazy, I miss you so much." Long Xiaoyun didn't care about the fact that he was kicked away. In his opinion, he just didn't check for a while, and just be careful when he comes again.But who would have expected that he was not Ling Xia's opponent at all, and he was knocked down again in two or three hits, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.
"Say you're crazy, you dare to fight my idea, and you don't even prepare some drugs, it's really unprofessional."
Long Xiaoyun saw Ling Xia circling around him, stepped on him, and added, "Of course, it's useless even if you prepare the drug."
There was a knock on the door, Ling Xia said 'Come in', and the big inner guard walked in, "Miss Lin, the dog is ready, according to your request, it is... so what time."
"During the estrus period, what kind of mosaic do you play, just say it."
Ling Xia kicked Long Xiaoyun towards him, "Okay, put him on a dog leash and lock him up together."
"What?" The Ouchi guard was dumbfounded.
Ling Xia glanced at him, "What, what, although it does not constitute a fact, it is wrong for him to have such an idea. Thanks to my strong martial arts, if I were a weak woman, I would be victimized now. I must give him something The lesson impresses him deeply, and he will never dare to have such thoughts in the future.”
"So...so..." The Ouchi guard didn't say anything in the end, so what.
He just silently picked up Long Xiaoyun who was sore and unable to stand up, and when he walked to the door, he suddenly remembered to ask: "He, can he be willing?"
"Can he move?" Ling Xia asked back.
The big inner guard suddenly felt cold all over, and secretly warned himself that he must never mess with Miss Lin in the future.This is too scary, to be killed by a dog...
But I heard Ling Xia in the room say again: "But you are right, you take this and give it to the dog."
"..." Ouchi guard asked blankly: "What is this?"
"Centipede." Ling Xia said: "For the aphrodisiac, after taking it, let alone seven times a night, seventeen times will not matter. It hasn't harmed the body, but I have to eat some good supplements tomorrow."
Ouchi guard: "..."
He really wanted to ask, Miss Lin, what else is there that you don't have.
He went out with Long Xiaoyun in his arms, but the big inner guard couldn't hold back and turned back, with a shy and embarrassed face, hesitantly asked: "Well, that Miss Lin, can I get one of that centipede! "
Ling Xia: "..."
Ling Xia's gaze instantly followed Xiasanlu, and the guard was so embarrassed that he ran away.
Looking at Xiao Ju, who was still lying on the ground, Ling Xia murmured in a low voice, "Long Xiaoyun doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade, and he doesn't know how to help people to one side, just lying on the doorway like this."
Ling Xia helped him up, put him on the small bed beside him, covered him with the quilt, and took care of him for the time being.
At this time, the Ouchi guard rushed back again.
"Miss Lin, it's done." After a pause, he added: "I nailed the doors and windows, don't worry, he can't escape."
"I know that if you give him three days, he may not be able to stand up. Even if you don't close the door, he won't be able to run away."
Ling Xia is still very sure about the severity of her attack. Long Xiaoyun used to pretend to be sick, but after today, he is probably really scared.Physical ailments are second to none. After a year or two of good care, I will come back. The tragedy is mental illness.I'm afraid in the future, let alone a girl, even if a fairy descends to earth and stands in front of him, he won't be able to harden again.
"What shall we do now?" the guard asked.
After hearing this, Ling Xia raised her eyebrows, and suddenly realized that she had made a very idiotic mistake.The reason why she didn't leave Li Yuan before was because the plot was here and she had to be in charge of acting.But now it's different, she's already prepared to throw that idiotic plot out of the blue, so why is she still here.
"Clean up, let's leave." Ling Xia quickly made a decision.
Naturally, the Ouchi guard didn't say anything, but when he turned around, he suddenly remembered, "I don't know what to clean up!" He just came here recently, and he's not Xiaoju, so he's naturally not familiar with Ling Xia's things.Moreover, things from the girl's house may still become the empress's. He is indeed a guard who is not easy to move.
In addition, this is Li Yuan, and Lin Shiyin lives here to put it bluntly. Of course, she can't take Li Yuan's things with her, but which ones are her own, or left to her by her family... These guards are all have no idea.
Ling Xia was also in a daze, she didn't have any knowledge in this area, okay?
Looking back, Xiao Ju, the only one who knew, was soundly asleep, and seemed unable to wake up for a while.
"Pack up the things that the emperor sent before... There's no need to pack up, it's just two boxes, I haven't put much out yet, just put them back in." Yan Xia didn't want to, "Forget it, let's wait for Xiaoju to wake up! "
By the way, Ling Xia took out a small box, "This is for your brothers."
The Ouchi guard took it, "Miss Xie Lin."
"You're welcome, open it and have a look, if you don't have enough, ask me again." Ling Xia said.
After she said this, the guard opened it directly, and almost couldn't resist throwing the box away for a moment.The inside is full of centipedes, a densely packed box, and I feel panic when I look at it.But thinking about the efficacy of this thing, the guard felt that these little things were really cute.
With this strange mood in mind, he carefully covered the small box and put it away.
"Miss Lin, you are really powerful, you can practice anything." The guard couldn't help but said.
Ling Xia smiled, "Don't give me a high hat, just tell me if you want anything." She likes to be more straightforward, "As long as you don't waste it, I will get it for you if I know how."
"No, no." The guard quickly shook his head, and said, "Miss Lin gave us so much, it's already very interesting, we don't dare to expect more. Just... I just don't know if Miss Lin has medical skills."
Ling Xia was taken aback, "Is someone sick?"
"It can't be regarded as a disease, but... we mentioned earlier that the emperor had a bad life when he was a child, so his health has not been very good these years. Even though he learned martial arts later, he looked strong and strong, but inside... ...The girl should understand, or she hasn't adjusted it properly, and the imperial doctor can't do anything about it."
Speaking of this, he was afraid that he would talk too much, what if Miss Lin disliked the emperor's poor health.
Ling Xia frowned.
In the final analysis, she is not a doctor, but relying on her background in the Five Poison Sect, she knows some Gu worm skills.Like Long Xiaoyun pretending to be sick before, she couldn't even see it.It can be seen that there is still a difference between the two.
The emperor's illness, she seemed to understand what was going on, but if she was asked to explain it in detail, she couldn't even use half of the professional terms to describe it.The last time she met the emperor, she was simply concerned about him being handsome, with a good voice, a good temperament, and being able to talk. She didn't check the other's physical problems at all, and naturally she was even more unclear.
"Is it serious?" Ling Xia asked with concern.
The Ouchi guards didn't dare to say more, saying that the emperor might not live long due to physical problems?It's not that he has three heads on his head, but he dare not die like this.
However, he was still worried, whether he had said too much just now.
Over there, Xiaoju woke up faintly, "Miss Biao, Miss Biao... are you okay, Miss Biao, that Long Xiaoyun is really here..."
"I'm fine, but you, does your neck hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt?" Xiaoju replied blankly, only to realize that Long Xiaoyun had slapped her neck with a knife, and she was really uncomfortable.She rubbed her neck, "I'm fine, Miss Biao, where is Long Xiaoyun?"
"He was sent to be reformed through labor." Ling Xia said casually.
Xiaoju doesn't know why.
"Isn't there a saying that the dog is fucked, he just went to do it." After speaking, Ling Xia felt that something was wrong, and immediately explained: "No, he is going to be raped by the dog."
Xiaoju: "..."
Ouchi guard: "..."
The Ouchi guard coughed dryly and changed the subject: "Now that Xiaoju is awake, she can pack up her things. Where shall we go next? To the capital?" He carefully proposed the last two words.
"What kind of capital are you going to, Taiyuan first." Ling Xia said immediately.
The Ouchi guard suddenly turned pale.
What should I do? Miss Lin really dislikes the emperor because he was talkative for a while, so what should I do when I go back! ! !
Ling Xia was sitting inside drinking tea, and she was not curious when she heard the movement, and she didn't even bother to take a look at Long Xiaoyun when he came in.
She was talking to Administrator Zero Zero Three in her mind.
"Is he really that shameless, nasty, and a straight man with cancer?" Ling Xia admitted that she had seen many scumbags in Jiansanli, and heard a lot of [-], but Long Xiaoyun was so shameless, it really was true. See you for the first time.
Although the world here seems to be real, it also has established laws.The administrator, Zero Zero Three, is in charge of the general direction of the script.Not only that, but he can also know the mental activities of other people besides Ling Xia, and what they are doing.As one of the protagonists, Long Xiaoyun is naturally one of the key objects of attention.Therefore, as soon as he had such thoughts, he was discovered and reported to Ling Xia.
Otherwise, Long Xiaoyun thought that he would really be able to attract that big inner guard away by himself?
That protects the emperor in the palace, isn't it just a good-for-nothing with no IQ, just throwing a stone and a shadow to lure him away?
joke.
This is Li Yuan, Li Xunhuan will worry about who will come in, he just needs to stay by Ling Xia's side and protect the people he wants to protect.Seeing an unknown shadow and chasing after it is like a dog chasing a mouse.If all the guards around the emperor had this IQ, would the emperor still be alive?
Anyway, Ling Xia didn't believe that such a shameless person could come up with such a despicable method in this world.
However, the administrator Linglingsan said: "He's already here, you can just ask him yourself."
"..." Ling Xia's eyes fell on Long Xiaoyun, and she asked, "Why are you here?"
"I, I'm here to find you." Long Xiaoyun rushed over as he spoke, "If you are my woman, it can only be mine."
Ling Xia kicked him away, "You're crazy."
"Yes, I'm crazy, I miss you so much." Long Xiaoyun didn't care about the fact that he was kicked away. In his opinion, he just didn't check for a while, and just be careful when he comes again.But who would have expected that he was not Ling Xia's opponent at all, and he was knocked down again in two or three hits, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.
"Say you're crazy, you dare to fight my idea, and you don't even prepare some drugs, it's really unprofessional."
Long Xiaoyun saw Ling Xia circling around him, stepped on him, and added, "Of course, it's useless even if you prepare the drug."
There was a knock on the door, Ling Xia said 'Come in', and the big inner guard walked in, "Miss Lin, the dog is ready, according to your request, it is... so what time."
"During the estrus period, what kind of mosaic do you play, just say it."
Ling Xia kicked Long Xiaoyun towards him, "Okay, put him on a dog leash and lock him up together."
"What?" The Ouchi guard was dumbfounded.
Ling Xia glanced at him, "What, what, although it does not constitute a fact, it is wrong for him to have such an idea. Thanks to my strong martial arts, if I were a weak woman, I would be victimized now. I must give him something The lesson impresses him deeply, and he will never dare to have such thoughts in the future.”
"So...so..." The Ouchi guard didn't say anything in the end, so what.
He just silently picked up Long Xiaoyun who was sore and unable to stand up, and when he walked to the door, he suddenly remembered to ask: "He, can he be willing?"
"Can he move?" Ling Xia asked back.
The big inner guard suddenly felt cold all over, and secretly warned himself that he must never mess with Miss Lin in the future.This is too scary, to be killed by a dog...
But I heard Ling Xia in the room say again: "But you are right, you take this and give it to the dog."
"..." Ouchi guard asked blankly: "What is this?"
"Centipede." Ling Xia said: "For the aphrodisiac, after taking it, let alone seven times a night, seventeen times will not matter. It hasn't harmed the body, but I have to eat some good supplements tomorrow."
Ouchi guard: "..."
He really wanted to ask, Miss Lin, what else is there that you don't have.
He went out with Long Xiaoyun in his arms, but the big inner guard couldn't hold back and turned back, with a shy and embarrassed face, hesitantly asked: "Well, that Miss Lin, can I get one of that centipede! "
Ling Xia: "..."
Ling Xia's gaze instantly followed Xiasanlu, and the guard was so embarrassed that he ran away.
Looking at Xiao Ju, who was still lying on the ground, Ling Xia murmured in a low voice, "Long Xiaoyun doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade, and he doesn't know how to help people to one side, just lying on the doorway like this."
Ling Xia helped him up, put him on the small bed beside him, covered him with the quilt, and took care of him for the time being.
At this time, the Ouchi guard rushed back again.
"Miss Lin, it's done." After a pause, he added: "I nailed the doors and windows, don't worry, he can't escape."
"I know that if you give him three days, he may not be able to stand up. Even if you don't close the door, he won't be able to run away."
Ling Xia is still very sure about the severity of her attack. Long Xiaoyun used to pretend to be sick, but after today, he is probably really scared.Physical ailments are second to none. After a year or two of good care, I will come back. The tragedy is mental illness.I'm afraid in the future, let alone a girl, even if a fairy descends to earth and stands in front of him, he won't be able to harden again.
"What shall we do now?" the guard asked.
After hearing this, Ling Xia raised her eyebrows, and suddenly realized that she had made a very idiotic mistake.The reason why she didn't leave Li Yuan before was because the plot was here and she had to be in charge of acting.But now it's different, she's already prepared to throw that idiotic plot out of the blue, so why is she still here.
"Clean up, let's leave." Ling Xia quickly made a decision.
Naturally, the Ouchi guard didn't say anything, but when he turned around, he suddenly remembered, "I don't know what to clean up!" He just came here recently, and he's not Xiaoju, so he's naturally not familiar with Ling Xia's things.Moreover, things from the girl's house may still become the empress's. He is indeed a guard who is not easy to move.
In addition, this is Li Yuan, and Lin Shiyin lives here to put it bluntly. Of course, she can't take Li Yuan's things with her, but which ones are her own, or left to her by her family... These guards are all have no idea.
Ling Xia was also in a daze, she didn't have any knowledge in this area, okay?
Looking back, Xiao Ju, the only one who knew, was soundly asleep, and seemed unable to wake up for a while.
"Pack up the things that the emperor sent before... There's no need to pack up, it's just two boxes, I haven't put much out yet, just put them back in." Yan Xia didn't want to, "Forget it, let's wait for Xiaoju to wake up! "
By the way, Ling Xia took out a small box, "This is for your brothers."
The Ouchi guard took it, "Miss Xie Lin."
"You're welcome, open it and have a look, if you don't have enough, ask me again." Ling Xia said.
After she said this, the guard opened it directly, and almost couldn't resist throwing the box away for a moment.The inside is full of centipedes, a densely packed box, and I feel panic when I look at it.But thinking about the efficacy of this thing, the guard felt that these little things were really cute.
With this strange mood in mind, he carefully covered the small box and put it away.
"Miss Lin, you are really powerful, you can practice anything." The guard couldn't help but said.
Ling Xia smiled, "Don't give me a high hat, just tell me if you want anything." She likes to be more straightforward, "As long as you don't waste it, I will get it for you if I know how."
"No, no." The guard quickly shook his head, and said, "Miss Lin gave us so much, it's already very interesting, we don't dare to expect more. Just... I just don't know if Miss Lin has medical skills."
Ling Xia was taken aback, "Is someone sick?"
"It can't be regarded as a disease, but... we mentioned earlier that the emperor had a bad life when he was a child, so his health has not been very good these years. Even though he learned martial arts later, he looked strong and strong, but inside... ...The girl should understand, or she hasn't adjusted it properly, and the imperial doctor can't do anything about it."
Speaking of this, he was afraid that he would talk too much, what if Miss Lin disliked the emperor's poor health.
Ling Xia frowned.
In the final analysis, she is not a doctor, but relying on her background in the Five Poison Sect, she knows some Gu worm skills.Like Long Xiaoyun pretending to be sick before, she couldn't even see it.It can be seen that there is still a difference between the two.
The emperor's illness, she seemed to understand what was going on, but if she was asked to explain it in detail, she couldn't even use half of the professional terms to describe it.The last time she met the emperor, she was simply concerned about him being handsome, with a good voice, a good temperament, and being able to talk. She didn't check the other's physical problems at all, and naturally she was even more unclear.
"Is it serious?" Ling Xia asked with concern.
The Ouchi guards didn't dare to say more, saying that the emperor might not live long due to physical problems?It's not that he has three heads on his head, but he dare not die like this.
However, he was still worried, whether he had said too much just now.
Over there, Xiaoju woke up faintly, "Miss Biao, Miss Biao... are you okay, Miss Biao, that Long Xiaoyun is really here..."
"I'm fine, but you, does your neck hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt?" Xiaoju replied blankly, only to realize that Long Xiaoyun had slapped her neck with a knife, and she was really uncomfortable.She rubbed her neck, "I'm fine, Miss Biao, where is Long Xiaoyun?"
"He was sent to be reformed through labor." Ling Xia said casually.
Xiaoju doesn't know why.
"Isn't there a saying that the dog is fucked, he just went to do it." After speaking, Ling Xia felt that something was wrong, and immediately explained: "No, he is going to be raped by the dog."
Xiaoju: "..."
Ouchi guard: "..."
The Ouchi guard coughed dryly and changed the subject: "Now that Xiaoju is awake, she can pack up her things. Where shall we go next? To the capital?" He carefully proposed the last two words.
"What kind of capital are you going to, Taiyuan first." Ling Xia said immediately.
The Ouchi guard suddenly turned pale.
What should I do? Miss Lin really dislikes the emperor because he was talkative for a while, so what should I do when I go back! ! !
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