[Gintama] This is the Gintama fanboy! Hey!

After all, Caiyin couldn't hold back her curiosity, so she went to the guest room to look for Huang Xi early the next morning, and while knocking on the door, she felt that her behavior was getting closer to the direction of an idiot.

"Come in, the door is unlocked." Huang Xi's slightly hoarse voice came from the room.

Caiyin pushed open the door, and a strong aroma rushed to his face immediately. The room was filled with smoke. Caiyin couldn't get used to it for a while, and coughed violently.

"Be patient a little bit, I'll open the windows right away." Huang Xi opened all the windows in the room, and the smoke slowly dissipated.

Caiyin finally got used to it, walked into the room, and saw Huang Xi fiddling with the pipe, as if she was filling it with tobacco.

"That... Smoking is harmful to your health..." Caiyin didn't think about it for a moment, and said the advertisement slogan directly.

Huang Xi smiled, put on the pipe leisurely, took a deep breath, and said with a smile: "If I leave this thing, it will kill me~"

Caiyin was sweating coldly. In her impression, Hijikata Shirō was the number one smoker. In the environment where smoking was banned in Edo, in order to take two puffs of cigarettes, he went to an alien planet and saved Nami. Nemesis' family.But now it seems that the position of number one smoker is going to be given up to Xian. No matter how addicted Tufang is, he won't be able to light cigarettes in the room while sleeping, and judging by Huang Xi's posture in the room, the tobacco is probably burnt a whole night.

Just as she was in a daze, Huang Xi had already made tea, and called Caiyin to sit down, because it was a private occasion, Huang Xi was wearing loose casual clothes, her long ice-blue hair was not coiled up, but hung down in a braid on her chest , if she doesn't hold a pipe, she looks like an ordinary girl.

Caiyin picked up the teacup, glanced at it inadvertently, her face turned green in an instant, and the whole cup of tea was almost spilled.

"Isn't this blood? Isn't this red thing blood?!"

Huang Xi smiled, "Of course not, this is my new tea."

If you don't drink it, you will be very rude...So Caiyin picked up the teacup with the feeling of being a strong man, and took a sip. When she took the last sip, there was a floating and soft feeling in her mouth. A taste I've never tasted before.

"It's so fucking delicious!!!" Caiyin slapped the table excitedly.

Huang Xi took a puff of cigarette, "You are the second one to drink what I prepared without thinking, most people don't have the courage..."

the second?

"Then who is the first one?" Caiyin was curious.

Huang Xi's eyebrows trembled, she spoke again but changed the subject, "Did you come to see me early in the morning?"

"Yes, yes!" Caiyin instantly remembered her purpose, "About my marriage with Kamui... Please cancel it, because..."

"Because of Sakata Gintoki?"

"How do you know?!" Caiyin was shocked, could it be that Yinshi's reputation has spread far and wide across the universe?Does everyone in the universe know about Yinshi and I?We should be very low-key, never show affection and abuse dogs!

Huang Xi answered very casually, "Otherwise you think it's up to me, how can you stay in Chunyu~ But don't worry, no matter what the reason is, your engagement with Shenwei is impossible. Chunyu is now a book in itself. Confused, and the head of the Heavenly Court has spoken, how could the Senate not give face."

Caiyin immediately breathed a sigh of relief, but she was still a little worried, "But didn't you say that you still have to consider... and so on..."

"That's it~" Huang Xi blinked, "I heard that the earth is getting better, I just took this opportunity to play for a few more days, so I just found a high-sounding reason, and you actually took it seriously~"

Caiyin broke into a cold sweat, am I just so innocent? !

"Speaking of which, I also want to ask you for something." Huang Xi put down the pipe and said solemnly, "Actually, I came to Earth this time because I have a wish."

Seeing Huang Xi's serious look, Cai Yin couldn't help but straighten up and become serious, "Wherever we can, we will definitely help."

Huang Xi gritted her teeth, clasped her hands together, "Come with me to buy girl comics!"

Caiyin was stunned for five seconds, "Eh? Wait, girl manga?!"

Huang Xi nodded, "Girl manga!"

"..."

It's no wonder that people always call people aliens when they don't understand them. Now it seems that this is quite reasonable. It's really hard for her to understand the way of thinking of aliens.

Counting it, Huang Xi has stayed at their house for several days, a dignified commander of Chun Yu's division, holding a cigarette pipe with one hand, and flipping through girls' comics with the other, making her feel embarrassed and cancerous.

By the way, Huang Xi, the head of the regiment, is also real, rich and self-willed. She bought almost all the girls' comics on the market, and she just read them by herself. To write after reading.

A group of poor old men who only know how to hold guns and knives are also holding girls' comics every day, racking their brains to hold back their impressions after reading. Several times, Caiyin saw someone unable to hold back, crying and crying in the corner of the spaceship.

Baihu saw the business opportunities here, and planned to sell all kinds of post-reading impressions to make a fortune. Well, people from the Tianshangyuan family have always been good at business.

But I didn't expect to hit a snag. Those soldiers would rather hold back their tears while wiping away their tears than buy ready-made post-reading impressions to get away with it. Baihu didn't make any money, so he was depressed for a while.

Finally one day, Cai Yin couldn't hold back, and asked Huang Xi, "What are the benefits of girl comics?"

Huang Xi said firmly: "Don't you think girl comics can save the world?"

"Are you talking about girl comics, not Marvel comics?" Caiyin complained.

Huang Xi sighed and put down the book, "On the whole, it is precisely because of the shoujo comics that give people spiritual comfort, so that they will not be overwhelmed by the cruel reality, and can survive the boring daily life with hope. one day."

"No no, those who don't read shoujo manga may not be overwhelmed by reality." Caiyin complained.

"From my personal point of view," Huang Xi continued, "a girl's heart is the standard to measure a woman's psychological age, and I, who was born lacking in a girl's heart, can only replenish energy from girl's comics. , that's why I haven't become Obasan now."

"No, no, there is no teenage Obasan in this world!" Caiyin complained again.

"All in all, shoujo manga is the bible of this world, it saved the world and saved me."

"I have finally seen what serious nonsense is..." Caiyin complained so much that she didn't want to complain anymore.

Huang Xi smiled instead, "Suddenly I think we might be alike~"

"Where does it look like?!" Caiyin was speechless.

Huang Xi didn't answer any more, but added another handful of tobacco to the small incense burner in front of her. Recently, she found it inconvenient to read with a pipe, so she lit a small incense burner next to her.

"You must be so addicted to cigarettes..." Caiyin sighed, although the tobacco tasted very fragrant.

"Didn't you say it? I wouldn't be able to live without this."

"Yes, yes, that's what smokers who don't want to quit smoking say." Caiyin didn't delve into it further.

Huang Xi looked at Caiyin for a while, then suddenly said, "Do you know which race I am?"

"Chenluo clan... I think you and Hua Tuo are very similar in characteristics..."

"That's right, but I'm not a pure-bred Chenluo. My father is from Chenluo, but my mother is from Huangxing. Huangxing is a small and backward planet, but it is rich in medicinal herbs. As the three mercenaries The Chenluo tribe of the race was ordered to seize this planet at that time, and it was then that my father met my mother."

Caiyin didn't make a sound, she didn't know why Huang Xi suddenly told her these things.

"The Huangxing people are the most outstanding doctors in the universe, but they were vulnerable to the attack of the Chenluo tribe. All the Huangxing people were killed in that battle, but my father secretly rescued my mother and sought for her I assumed a false identity, escaped this catastrophe, and got married, and it took me several years to have me, and it was because of me that my mother died."

Caiyin's eyes widened. Why did the originally good love story suddenly take a turn for the worse?

"Huangxing people are born with delicate physiques, and their compatibility with the strong Chenluo is too bad. It is not easy to have intercourse, let alone pregnancy, so when they found out that their mother was pregnant with me, they were very surprised, just like a thin The kitten was pregnant with a lion's child, and my mother insisted on giving birth to me. The final result was that I was born two months prematurely, and my mother was gone. Because of my mixed blood and premature birth, I was congenitally deficient, weak in constitution, and my heart and lung function Incomplete."

"Then you still have such a big cigarette addiction..." Caiyin muttered.

"It's not ordinary tobacco, but hell grass, which can relieve the discomfort caused by my heart and lung insufficiency, so I said a long time ago, if I leave this thing, it will kill me."

"Then how did you become Chun Yu's regiment leader?" According to this, how did she, who is so weak, gain a foothold in Chun Yu?Even according to the rumors in the market, killing the former regiment leader may not necessarily convince the public. The soldiers under her would rather cry and hold back their impressions after reading it than spend money to fool her. It seems that they are quite in awe of her... Besides , the veracity of that rumor itself is questionable.

Huang Xi stared at Cai Yin for several seconds, and suddenly said, "It seems that many people chose A and C..."

"Huh?" What A and C?

"Since most people have chosen A and C, let's talk about it on the sidelines."

Caiyin understood instantly, and waved her hands, "No, no, there are people who choose B, and I choose B too, choose B."

"The minority obeys the majority~"

"You can't do this!" Caiyin complained, "It's immoral to arouse people's curiosity and ignore it! Those girls who choose A and C will lose their fans in seconds!"

Just as Huang Xi was about to say something, there was a sudden knock on the door, and a soldier's urgent voice came, "Head, the deputy head is here to make an emergency call!"