Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

Clark wiped off the water stains on the glasses, the wine dripped down his hair, and the expensive suit was completely soaked. It's good that his boss didn't get drunk by any beautiful women today, but thousands It was hard to prevent, but he was the one who got caught.

Lucy leaned against the wall and coughed loudly, almost coughing out her lungs. Physiological tears flowed from the corners of her eyes, and she kept waving her hands, pointing to her throat, signaling him to wait a while.After a while, the two finally cleaned up the mess, and Lucy was still in a state of infinite shock: "This, this is absolutely impossible. I don't study much, so don't lie to me."

Clark frowned: "I really want to know one thing. You said you knew my identity because you are a mutant, so did you also know that day... um... Batman... yes... um..."

Clark began to falter, he looked at Lucy tentatively, and Lucy also looked at Clark dryly, she suddenly understood what he meant, she rolled her eyes and said, "I know Batman might be Bruce... Wayne, that's what you want to ask."

Clark's expression became colorful. After a while, he was a little angry and said helplessly, "You should have told me sooner!"

"Why should I tell you, that's other people's privacy." Lucy pouted, "So what the hell are you doing, how did you become Batman?"

"Well... To put it simply, there are two Batmans now, and most of the time it is Bruce, but it is inevitable to encounter some powerful and difficult enemies, so when there is such a situation, replace me."

Lucy: "..." This world is too incomprehensible, is it too late for me to change the world now?

"Hi! What are you talking about?!" Bruce Wayne suddenly appeared behind the two, looking at the two muttering, he was full of doubts.

"We're talking about Batman being tricked," Lucy said.

Bruce let out a piercing sneer. "Ha, where do you women get your gossip from, TMZ tabloids? Prison inmates really talk about everything in order to be famous for amnesty."

Clark touched his nose beside him and whispered, "She knows."

"Know it's just a bad lie? Well, anyone who can't tell if it's true or not should use their brains." Bruce said in that nasty tone, and Clark squeezed his blue eyes When Bruce almost thought that he had something wrong with his eyes, he finally understood what Clark meant.

The two were silent for a long time, and Bruce turned to Lucy: "How do you know, Amanda Waller told you? Or did you invade the system of the Sky Eye Society?"

"Aha! You know that the Eye of the Sky will, then do you know that I am Amanda Waller and Luthor's super soldier experiment?" Lucy raised her eyebrows, Bruce also has something to do with Amanda Waller, which is a bit Let her unexpected.

"Sky Eye will cooperate with Luthor??" Clark looked at Bruce in surprise, and he growled in a low voice, "Why didn't you tell me?"

"Do I need to tell you everything?" Bruce snapped back.

The three of them took a sip of wine at the same time, trying to digest the excess information just now.

"Looks like we've got a story to tell tonight." After a few minutes, Bruce said, "I know there's a cigar room in the White House that's supposed to be open. Any of you want to come."

Clark has an evil boss named Bruce Wayne.Mingming was a man who looked polite and elegant at the beginning, but after he became his boss, he became a domineering old bastard.

"Clark, drop this afternoon's meeting, I want to sleep for a while."

"But you've turned it down four times. What's the reason this time?"

"You make up two yourself."

The other party simply hung up the phone, so Clark had to spend all his time trying to say good things, so that the anger of the board of directors did not lift the ceiling of Wayne Building.

"I haven't seen a president in this world who is less polite than Bruce Wayne!" A board member tapped the ground with his cane, expressing his anger.

Clark, who was treated as a punching bag, whispered: "You can't say that, at least Stark's president is at the bottom."

Then Clark was attacked by focus fire.Forget it, the trouble is that he has to help the boss break up. I don’t know if Bruce thinks he is thin-skinned or thinks his thick-skinned. In short, every time he wants to break up, he never shows up, but let Clark buy it. Flowers and necklaces, diamonds, and sometimes a dog, to give to those beautiful girls, with a bonus: I'm so tired I can't love anymore, your beauty makes my heart move, but my heart is full of holes A class of words.

So sometimes Clark got a punch, sometimes a slap, and sometimes he had to share his broad shoulders for the girls to cry.

Clark never knew how to describe his boss as "evil" until one day he saw a movie called "The Devil Wears Prada" and suddenly he saw a silver-haired Meryl Streep Substitution came in, and I accidentally had a dream at night that Bruce Wayne was wearing a silver wig and asked him to fly to England to snatch JK Rowling's new novel.

His evil boss is simply a demon wearing Armani!

The difference is that the female devil at least has a bright spot, and Bruce Wayne is simply a spoiled young master.

Until one day, he really couldn't bear it anymore and went to Wayne Manor in the middle of the night to tap on the door that looked more than 100 years old, and threw the resignation letter on the face of Bruce who came to open the door, and then Bruce Wayne straightened up~ He fell down pretty hard, and Clark almost lost his wits in fright.

He saw the evil boss curled up on the ground and began to cramp. Clark instinctively used his clairvoyant vision to check Bruce's body. His arrogant boss was bleeding from head to toe, and a bone was broken. This is not over, Clark Looking into the ground at a glance, I saw the huge secret hidden under this ancient building.

"Wow." Clark opened his mouth so that he could swallow an egg, "You are Batman."

The evil boss Bruce's eyes opened a slit: "There is a medical book on the shelf in my room, read it quickly and stop the bleeding, or I will go to see God, stupid alien!"

And then Bruce passed out quickly before Clark turned pale.

Clark used heat vision to help him stop the bleeding and fix his bones, then moved Bruce onto the sofa and began to sit on the floor and bite his nails. When Bruce woke up with a splitting headache, he looked nervously at Bruce Wayne That stinky face that he always wanted to punch, he said: "Mr. Wayne, I'm your fan."

"This is how I met Bruce." Clark sat upright obediently, clasped his fingers, and turned to Bruce.Bruce lit a cigar, the flame was burning at the tip, and he twirled the cigar with his long fingers until there was a circle of burning flames on the inside, and the blue smoke came out. He put the cigar between his fingers and waved it. .

"And I have long known that he is an alien, but if you have read the archives of the Eye Society, you will know that there are too many aliens on the earth, and there are also many superpowers whose power exceeds that of aliens, so many A Kryptonian is no big deal."

Bruce begins his telling, and his story begins much earlier.

Bruce wasn't interested in aliens, he just accidentally got on a boat with Amanda, who took him off with the most dangerous gang of criminals in Gotham, including Harley Quinn and Deadshot, and according to her, she was going to Form a death squad and let these people live up to their true worth.Bruce has never disagreed with Amanda's approach, not because of any human rights issues. He has no control over how the government wants to treat those prisoners, but he thinks that Amanda has no way to control these dangerous elements.

But the Babel project archives of the Sky Eye Society caught his attention. This is a secret project supported by the Patriot Act. Even after the Patriot Act expired, it still did not stop.

Bruce doesn't want to get involved in this, but his curiosity is too high, he glances at the file, and he sees Clark Kent's name.

He'd entertained the young man around Gotham a little over two weeks ago, about the same age as his adopted son Dick Grayson, with so much energy that Bruce almost thought he'd been mistaken.By coincidence, he joined the Tower of Babel Project and met another collaborator, Lex Luthor. He never liked that neurotic man, because the other party was keen to expel all forces that could not be understood and controlled. Earth's approach is tantamount to throwing the baby out with the bathwater (throwing out both the good and the bad).

So he started to investigate Clark Kent himself, brought him under his supervision, and assigned him some troublesome, not light or heavy jobs, when he watched the alien busy with his feet on the ground, still struggling When he refuses to use his superpowers, he finds it sad and funny.

Clark, like refugees who have lost their country, seeks refuge in this strange group, deluding himself and trying to pretend to be like them.

Thinking about it carefully, how is he different from them?He loves the world, cares about his neighbors, and pursues justice.

He deserves a place in this world for him.

Bruce never wanted to make things public, because that would cause endless trouble.But this day came, his batch of goods was stuck in Hong Kong, Alfred and Tim went to Hong Kong to investigate in the name of a branch inspection, and Dick went to Quanti Academy of Sciences to study, so Gotham only had And when he was patrolling that day, he happened to meet the Penguin, who seemed to have gotten a batch of new weapons from somewhere.Inevitably, Batman engages them, and the new weapon is so lethal that Bruce feels at least three bullets in his body, and he breaks a bone as he falls.

He went home, sewed up the wound tremblingly, and then he saw his alien secretary knocking on the door from the monitor, looking furious, he thought carefully about what heinous things he had made him do, Oh, by the way, he promised to have dinner with a beautiful female reporter at night, but he still missed the appointment, probably because Clark helped him clean up the mess again.

He put on his pajamas and propped himself up to open the door for Clark, who threw an envelope directly in his face.

It was a piece of paper, and Bruce still finds it funny when he thinks about it later, but the piece of paper crushed him, and he fell backwards. He heard Clark call his name in a panic, and he knew that his own The secret is quickly lost.

So to be fair, he accurately revealed the origin of the other party. He watched the other party's face change from anxiety to panic, and he was still complacent.

Well, the world is clear, and there are no more secrets.

When Bruce woke up with a splitting headache and found that his whole body was wrapped in gauze almost like a mummy, when he looked at Clark's uneasy face, he compromised: well, accept him, let him become a human , Let him be a friend, don't let alienation push him away, don't let hostility hurt him, if he has enthusiasm for human beings, then he deserves to be treated sincerely by human beings.

So he slowly propped up his body, stepped on the carpet, and the resignation letter he accidentally stepped on made a clicking sound. Clark rushed over and tore the envelope into pieces, and then burned them with heat vision. Lost.

Bruce rubbed his eyes and said lazily, "Alien, warm me a cup of milk."