Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

To say that the relationship between General Ross and Bruce Banner is really profound. In short, if they have guns in their hands, they will throw away the bullets immediately and hit each other's face with the butt of the gun, because one shot hits each other. It's too cheap to kill the other party.

If there is any pair of father-in-law and son-in-law in this world who can interpret the term "mortal enemy", then Ross and Banner are well-deserved.After Banner was exposed to gamma rays and turned into the Hulk, General Ross killed him as the most dangerous lethal weapon in the world, but he did not expect that the backyard caught fire, and Banner had sex with his daughter .He had to separate his daughter from Banner like countless fathers who were hated by their daughters. For this reason, his daughter moved to Michigan and didn't call back for a whole year.

General Ross is afraid of Hulk's power, but worships it deep in his heart. He wants to turn Hulk into a military weapon, but he is preempted by S.H.I.E.L.D., for which he still can't let go.

In just a few seconds, General Ross had already changed his mind several times, and a relaxed expression appeared on his face: "Banner, don't let Hulk out, you will kill everyone here."

They stalemate for a while, Hulk like a land mine, it draws a clear line between Bucky and the military time, and neither of them dare to step on it first.

A gunshot broke the silence, and General Ross was stunned. He didn't shoot, someone fired first.He remembered everything he had promised the president, and roared and ordered his subordinates: "Don't fight back! Don't use guns!"

But the crowd immediately became chaotic, the people behind didn't know what happened to the people in front, some were retreating in fear, while some were rushing forward angrily.Lucy grabbed Coulson's shoulder: "Maintain order!"

"No need." Iron Man's shoulder armor was raised, and a dozen bullets were fired~out, and landed in the middle of the crowd. The granular substance hit the ground, and instantly swelled~into a transparent viscous shape, separating the crowd. The scaffolding of those tents also began to be assembled automatically and freely, turning into a series of isolation fences, and the indicator lights were turned on. The photographers looked at all this in surprise, and Tony said helplessly to the live camera, "I really don't want to put this This conflict turned into an opportunity to advertise, but..." He spread his hands, "Anyway, as you have seen, this is a recent gizmo from the Stark Science Laboratory, which is much more effective than tear gas."

The photographer asked: "Are those smart scaffolds that can be combined at will are Stark's new robots?"

"No, that's a Transformer."

Lucy rolled her eyes: "...don't make up names."

In the moment of chaos, the sound of helicopter propellers passed overhead, and then the voice that had appeared in countless White House press conferences came from the helicopter: "General Ross, put down your weapons! Calm down! This is the United States of America president!"

Those who were still fleeing in a hurry stopped to look at the president who fell from the sky.The president is wearing a suit and sunglasses, with his hands and feet wrapped around a rope ladder, holding a tweeter.

"I think his legs are shaking," Tony whispered. "How much longer do you think the ladder will last, I feel like the whole plane is going to be pulled down by his weight."

Lucy: ...the acting is too exaggerated, really.

The helicopter landed slowly, and the president finally got his feet out of the pile of ropes. He came to General Ross, and he pointed at General Ross's chest: "How dare you shoot at the American people?" Guns! Not to mention that half of them once served under your command!"

General Ross's face went blank.The media reporters frantically flocked forward to take pictures of this scene, but the Secret Service of the White House blocked them, leaving a distance.The president pulled up a police officer who fell to the ground: "Good boy, are you injured?"

The policeman replied falteringly: "No, sir, I'm fine."

So the president ran to the group of veterans. They were still yelling at him, but the president puffed up his chest without fear: "I heard your plea!"

The veterans were miraculously quiet.

The president lowered his hand, indicating that he would speak.

"I'm sorry I didn't come back in time to hear your voices. If only Air Force One was as convenient as Iron Man's armor." The president shook his head helplessly. He felt that he had told a joke, but no one laughed with him. He scratched his hair and waved in Bucky's direction, "And now I don't have to listen, I see, you love the hero of your country so much, you remember his deeds in your heart, I am also a Captain America fan... ..."

There were boos from the crowd, which he had expected a long time ago.A hint of disgust appeared on Bucky Barnes's face, but he tried his best to hold it back. He looked at Lucy on his left, and the other party turned to talk to Tony, as if avoiding him deliberately, Bucky suddenly Knowing everything, Lucy's so-called secret source of the White House probably comes from the outstanding Mr. President in front of him.

The president covered his heart aggrievedly: "Please don't doubt my feelings for the hero, I feel sad for him being treated like this, a national hero, yes, there is a problem with our army and government departments , the cumbersome personnel and departments shirk each other's responsibilities, and the personnel transfer of some agencies violated the regulations, which caused all this. But it is never too late to remedy it in time. For this reason, we will promote a bill called "American Veterans Jobs Act, we will massively increase the number of jobs in the basic sector in a few months, and every veteran will get a decent job! We in the United States will never abandon anyone who has contributed to the country."

People cheered, and this time they meant it.

"For those agencies that recruit service members without procedures, we will set up a team to intervene in the investigation. We must fundamentally prevent the abuse of power!"

The masked S.H.I.E.L.D. agents looked at each other, and Coulson felt something was wrong, which was obviously aimed at S.H.I.E.L.D.

General Ross saw Amanda who appeared behind him at some point, and his expression was a little distorted: "Mr. President, what is he doing?"

"So you have to stop him from compromising," Amanda said.

So General Ross strode forward without thinking: "Mr. President, we can't ask this group of..."

Then the president turned around and punched General Ross to the ground. The crowd erupted in exclamation. The president pretended to be in pain and shook his hand: "And you! There are no generals in our country who point their guns at the people. General Ross, You were fired."

Everyone was shocked by this scene. After an unknown period of time, cheers erupted from the crowd. People threw hats, medals, and clothes into the sky, shouting the name of the president. Holding Bucky's hand, he adjusted his posture very naturally and aimed at the camera of the media. He said loudly: "I am here to fulfill the promise of the White House. I will personally award the Presidential Medal of Honor to the Avengers!"

Bucky took a deep breath, restraining his desire to shake off that greasy hand, and forced a smile: "My pleasure, sir."

"you liar……"

General Ross sounded from behind the president. He knelt down on the ground, panting heavily. It seemed that something was roaring in his throat. It was not his own voice. The veins on his head were bulging, and his skin was faintly red.

"The Hulk threat has been detected." The Iron Man armor prompted Tony's first reaction was to look at Bruce, but Bruce had nothing to do. Instead, Bruce looked in the direction of General Ross in horror, and the coordinates in the Iron Man armor window were disordered. Moved, and finally locked on General Ross.

The bones of General Ross's body began to crackle, his figure slowly swelled~ his clothes were stretched to the limit, cracked into pieces, and finally turned into a giant like the Green Hulk, but his skin was red, and his eyes were like It was two light bulbs falling into it.

"Oh my god what the hell is this?" the president exclaimed.

"It's the Hulk! General Ross must have repeated the gamma ray experiment!" Bruce speculated, but that's not important anymore, he knew the power of the Hulk, and what they were about to face was a crazy, completely uncontrollable self. Angry Hulk.

The crowd became chaotic again, unlike the army they faced, the crowd at the assembly, soldiers and police all fled in one direction. In the face of unknown dangers, human beings can always use accurate groupings immediately. Consciousness recognizes the enemy and the enemy, and immediately forgets all fighting, just for one thing - to survive.

"I can hold him for a while! You guys evacuate the crowd," Bruce said.

"No!" Lucy hurriedly stopped the two, "Two Hulks! Are you crazy? People here will be trampled to death by the two of you like ants."

"Then use your insurance brain to control this situation?" Bruce said angrily, this woman excluded him from the Avengers from the beginning, well, he can understand, after all, he can't control Hulk now , but the current situation is simply extreme.

Lucy took a deep breath—something, Lucy!Lucy yelled in her head!She looked at Bruce's face and had a flash of inspiration for a moment.

"Hulk's driving force is anger, right?" Lucy tried to calm herself down, "So we can't fight back and find other ways to calm his anger. Banner, is there anything that can make Hulk happy? Mr. President, what are General Ross' preferences?"

The president counted down the things that General Ross himself likes: "Field hunting, military exercises, I know he likes the American national anthem because his cell phone rings with that..."

Bruce counts down the things Hulk likes: "Hulk likes kittens, puppies, glass dolls..."

"I have a cat!" the president yelled, slapping his forehead. "You all know how to sing the national anthem."

"Of course! We'll all sing the American national anthem!" all said at the same time.

The president rushed to the helicopter, as if conjured out of nowhere, and brought down a cat. His daughter was crying and pulling the cat's tail, and the first lady dragged his daughter behind.

The president's daughter cried hoarsely: "Dad, don't take my cat away!"

While pulling the cat, the president comforted the little girl: "Good boy, this is a fucking life-saver!"

"Darling, you can't swear in front of your children!" the first lady poked her head out of the helicopter and shouted.

The transformed Red Hulk howled like a mountain and rushed towards the president. The president closed his eyes and threw the cat out hysterically, "There's no time. I'm going to use it to save America!"

Captain America knelt on the ground with both legs, raised his shield and slid towards the cat on the lawn. The cat's paw flicked on the shield, and was firmly caught in the hand by the flying Iron Man, and then moved towards the cat. Throwing it in the face of Red Hulk.

The cat fell into the arms of Red Hulk with an accurate sound of "owwow--", and more than 2 people in the National Mall held their breath.

It worked miraculously, Red Hulk really calmed down, he looked down at the little creature in his hand, the cat seemed to be frightened by Red Hulk's terrifying face, it curled up in Red Hulk's palm and trembled , dare not move.But Red Hulk had no intention of hurting it, instead he stretched out his thick fingers to stroke the cat's neck.

"Should we sing?" Lucy asked in a low voice, not daring to breathe, "Who will start?"

A group of people looked at Lucy in unison.

Lucy touched her nose in embarrassment: "I'm a little out of tune, will it anger General Ross?"

Everyone: "..."

Bucky Barnes raised the star shield, began humming the prelude, took Lucy's hand, and walked towards Red Hulk, Lucy carefully began to sing the first verse: "In the morning dawn Can you see what makes us so proud?

Rejoice at the last light of dawn,

Whose flag is always flying high in the fierce battle! "

Red Hulk was still looking at the kitten, with a happy expression on his face, as if he wasn't disturbed by Bucky and Lucy's reckless singing, but rather enjoyed it.

Bucky's voice joined in:

"Fires blaze, cannons roar,

We see that heroic banner on the fortress

Stands tall even after the dark! "

"I think it works," Bruce whispers, and he and Tony nod at each other, following Bucky and Lucy's voices and singing on.

"Would you say the Star-Spangled Banner will stand still,

Dancing in the land of freedom,

Soaring above the home of the brave? "

Then more and more voices joined them.

The voices of the president, Amanda, the army, the police, and the voices of 2 people in this square merged into a hurricane, bypassing ten national museums, shuttling through the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument In between, it echoed around the Congress and the White House, and hovered over Washington.

"Through the dense fog, I can vaguely see the opposite bank, the stubborn enemy is sleeping soundly, and the surrounding is silent and the night is fading.

The breeze is intermittent, blowing over the top of the cliff, what do you think it is, half hidden and half revealed in the wind?

Now its body is reflecting the morning glow, and the sky shines on the water surface, and it is instantly red.

It's the Stars and Stripes!May it fly forever, in this country of the free, the home of the brave. "

The voices of the 2 people gradually dissipated, and the entire square was as quiet as a silent night. There were no horns or human voices. Everyone opened their eyes wide, trying to see what was going on.

Red Hulk sat heavily on the ground, and the kitten jumped out of his arms onto the lawn and returned to the arms of the little mistress.Something was churning under Red Hulk's skin, his tall body gradually shrunk, and finally turned back into the appearance of General Ross. He seemed to be ten years old in an instant, and the muscles on his face were drooping. Haggard and helpless, he cried like a child, tears rolling down his face: "You don't know how much I like this song, I have fought for this song all my life, I live for it."