Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

"I think our PR direction was wrong at the beginning. Honor cannot be measured by money, and the behavior of bargaining is itself wrong."

Lucy waved her fists. She stood on the boxing ring and fought with her public relations team leader Susie. Titan always provides the most complete leisure tools and venues for employees, and the boxing ring is one of them.Titan has quite a few nerds and nerds, but most of them also love to work out, and sometimes they even get work done on the treadmill.

Lucy said this after some deliberation. She found that she and Bucky had dug a big hole for the military. Although they didn't pay attention at first, the military actually jumped into it accidentally. Throwing a stone down is not a human being.

Susie immediately understood the meaning, she jumped back to avoid Lucy's fist, and wiped her nose with the glove: "So let's not entangle too much about money, and directly turn to say that the military is against Captain America. Serious mental damage?"

"You know me best." Lucy pushed her shoulders forward in a defensive posture, "Then, we'll just wait, when the military starts to get tired of responding to inquiries from all walks of life, his movements will become slow, At this moment……"

Lucy took advantage of Susie's inattention, and hit the opponent's lower abdomen with a straight punch. Susie was bounced to the sidestring. She panted slightly, nodded her head to express her understanding, and Lucy bit her lace handle Throwing away the glove, he knocked on the Bluetooth headset: "Ari, how is your situation?"

"You don't need to worry about the West Coast, the whole of Hollywood likes Captain America. Have you checked Twitter, Beyoncé has publicly supported it." Ari flipped through some materials, "But the overall form of new media is not particularly good, Some people have started to support the military's point of view, and young people these days..."

He snorted coldly and continued.

"Anyway, Zuckerberg and I mentioned that we wanted to add an emoji of Captain Barnes to Facebook, and he expressed interest."

Lucy was also a little interested: "How to do it?"

"We're going to start an online campaign on Facebook that's similar to Captain America. You remember I told you last time that Zuckerberg and I worked on The Audience project. We opened Facebook pages for celebrities, and then Help them manage it. As long as Captain America authorizes it, Zuckerberg is willing to pay for this meme, but I guess Captain America is not wise to take money at this time."

"Of course, we're trying to separate Captain America from money."

Ari snapped his fingers: "That's right, we will open a Captain America page on Facebook, add Captain America's emoticons, and at the same time say that we paid for the emoticons, and then Captain America chooses to donate the money To whatever organization he wants to donate to. What do you think of the idea of ​​stacking publicity?"

"Ari, you are simply a genius." Lucy sighed, "Thank you for doing so much."

"I'll take a cut from it, don't worry too much about me." Hollywood pragmatists say, doing good deeds and getting good money is justified.

Lucy leaves the machine room and turns on the computer in her office as A's Internet channel broadcasts the Veterans' Washington protest.It was still peaceful on the whole, and nothing that worried Lucy happened, Tony suddenly appeared from behind her, shook his head, and made a dissatisfied voice: "When are they going to do this, won't you be tired of standing like this? Look at that old man, he has been talking for two hours."

Lucy glared at him: "So can you do something here that you are good at?"

Tony scratched his hair and had a flash of inspiration: "Let's have a grand party!"

Peggy Carter was a little sleepy, as were other veterans. They came with one purpose, which was to regain the glory for Bucky Barnes. Of course, there were many additional conditions, such as the resignation of General Lane, and the military's Behavioral apologies, and more pragmatic ones, emphasizing the status of veterans and so on.

The Washington police have surrounded the square, ready to call at any time, but they are all casual. Many of them are veterans, and some have already started chatting with the people marching in the square, but after waiting for a long time, the White House has already Some people came out to appease them, saying that they would solve it properly and ask them to go back first, but the veterans insisted on seeing the ending they wanted. There was also a veteran in the crowd who said that it would be fine if General Lane was willing to run around the National Mall naked. .

As a result, no commissioner from the White House came out to coordinate, and hunger and fatigue slowly invaded the older veterans. Although their willpower was firm, they were not forgiving after all.At this time, there was a sudden sound of rock music, and dozens of buses drove over and stopped on both sides of the National Mall. The veterans thought it was some important person from Congress who was coming, and looked at these vehicles vigilantly.He clenched the slogan tightly in his hand, for fear of being snatched away.

A bright light flashed across the sky, and Iron Man once again ignored any air warnings from Washington coolly. His feet spewed fire and landed on the bus. He flipped off his mask and coughed lightly at those eyes full of doubt and distrust With a sound, Iron Man's armor amplified his voice countless times: "I am Tony Stark."

Tony made a signature V with his steel fingers, but not many people echoed him.

"Many of you have used and been hurt by the weapons I make, and that's in the past," Tony said. "I know you're all here for Barnes, and so am I. In a way , he is my family, although he often sells the old and asks me to call him uncle, and I often say, go away, you old bastard, I am much more mature than you."

The audience finally burst into laughter. Tony paused for two seconds. He turned towards the Congress in a cursed gesture, and his voice became agitated.

"The military doesn't want to recognize him as Captain America, okay, let them talk for themselves. But I know that a title means nothing, and Barnes is the one who really represents Barnes. He is the greatest captain of our time. A beautiful radiance, we love him because he represents the best part of us."

Tony pointed to himself.

"I'm a businessman, a bohemian playboy, a pompous madman, but I aspire to be sublime, I aspire to be like Barnes, even though I know I can't. I curse him It's old fashioned, but I love him, and I love you too... you old guys with wrinkled faces, teeth that are falling out, drinking gruel and missing half."

The old men who were still giggling sullenly.

"And the guys who sit on the lawn and walk with their hands."

The disabled veterans looked at Stark hostilely.

But Tony changed the subject and said, "You are the most respectable group of people in this world."

People's expressions began to soften, and Peggy Carter couldn't help but roll her eyes. She felt that the guy standing on the bus and jumping around was no different from Howard Stark.

"You guys are so brave and full of passion, you guys let me know that Captain America doesn't matter, fuck Captain America, fourteen characters and two words, it's nothing without a person. Who has the same as Barnes Spirit, who is Captain America."

Tony raised his hands to the sky.

"We cheer for the spirit of Captain America!"

Accompanied by his voice and the direction of his fingers, firework burst out one after another, and the firework was still dazzling in the sunlight during the daytime. The doors of the bus opened in unison, and countless people came down from it, carrying different equipment. , They even started camping on the National Mall. This is a party team dedicated to serving Stark. They are on call 24 hours a day to meet their boss's various whims, such as suddenly running to Washington to hold an open-air party.

After a while, the white tents were neatly arranged in four rows on the National Mall. The buffet chef walked in skillfully carrying tools. Five minutes later, the open-air bar, barbecue, sushi, fried fish, burgers, pizza, and even There are also Chinese dishes.The veterans who were already hungry began to walk into the buffet area to enjoy food and drinks to their heart's content.

"Old man, you have to try this rib, the most authentic taste of African rib." Tony wore the Iron Man armor, walked into the crowd, hooked up an old man, and stuffed an oily rib into his mouth , that taste really good.

He greeted another group of bodyguards in suits and leather shoes. Each of them carried a box in their hands. They walked to an empty field, the box opened, and the equipment inside automatically "lived", just like Transformers, with steel and iron bones They began to sense each other, stepped out of the box, and then attracted each other. After a while, a small stage appeared on the empty space, with lights, microphones, and amplifiers all available, and a group of musicians boarded the stage. He got off the stage and started playing all the popular songs from the 40s to the 80s, almost turning the veterans' party into a veterans' song party.

As Stark's president, Tony did not forget his roots. He took this opportunity to promote Stark's technological products. The veterans were dazzled by those cool modern technological products. After a while, Stark ordered an advertisement book online. It was robbed.

"Order online and it will definitely be delivered within three days. We're not EBay, Amazon, Macy's, UPS, they're slower than a snail. I'll tell you a real joke, Captain Barnes in Frozen Zhi bought a water pipe and asked for it to be delivered home, and when he woke up, he found that the water pipe was still on the way!" A Stark staff member laughed loudly, he was the most eloquent among the Stark distributors Good salesman, he passionately pointed to the discount code on the advertisement booklet, "Through this code, you can enjoy special discounts for Captain America supporters, which is very cost-effective. Stark will donate 10 dollars for every product you buy to the Homeless Veterans Mutual Aid Fund."

"Well, my plan is not bad." Tony said triumphantly through the channel.

Little Pepper's voice actually cut in: "Tony, I'm really touched, you have learned to sell your own life technology products."

Normally, as long as Tony goes out once and doesn't lose money, she will pray to heaven and earth, but this time she even learned how to sell. The old men on the board of directors will be so excited that they will cry when they find out.

Lucy's voice sounded: "Pepo and I are talking about Stark restarting the military production line. It's almost done. Hammer will declare bankruptcy in two days, and his military production line has been bought by Stark."

If it wasn't for Iron Man's heavy armor and the way he jumped up and clapped was so stupid, Tony would have liked to do it now.

"I really want to announce this right now."

Lucy and Pepo looked at each other and laughed in unison.

"Of course, you can say it now."

Washington, the National Mall, veterans' rallies, condemning the military, where can there be a second chance to announce such a good opportunity?

Reporters from various media have rushed over each other stepping on each other's feet and handed the microphone to Tony.

"Mr. Stark, are you from New York? Did you organize this rally?"

"Will this aggravate the conflict between Stark Industries and the military?"

"I heard that Stark Industries has just acquired 34 military production lines of Hammer Company. Is Stark planning to return to the military production industry?"

Tony glanced at the reporter's sign, A, it was obvious that Lucy and Pepo had handed them the inside line and asked her to ask questions here.

"Stark Industries only wants to do one thing well from beginning to end."

Tony calmly turned to the media. When he faced them for the first time, he didn't hate, resent, or escape those feelings. He was very proud, just like the time he announced to the world that he was Iron Man.

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