Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

A hurricane is about to pass over New York, and a few people can already smell the flames of war in the air, and most people don't realize that they are all involved in the war.The mayor of New York has been like an ant on a hot pot. From Will McAvoy saying on TV: "Is the government dumb?" He knew that something big was going to happen, and he began to urge the crisis communication team to prepare When making emergency plans, he still doesn't know what form the storm will take in the world in the future, but he knows that the longer it is brewed, the larger its scale will be.Even last year's 60-hour general strike against the bus unions was not as bad as it is now.

He was afraid that Captain America would come out and say something, but to his surprise, Captain America did not appear in any media, did not respond to the Brooklyn bombing, and did not criticize. The mayor finally breathed a sigh of relief, but What he didn't realize was that the storm had begun in a very comical way.

First, the No.1 video of Iron Man and Captain America rushing into the Brooklyn port to put out the fire was published on A’s Twitter homepage, accompanied by the kind of "hearing the main theme, I want to raise a knife to save the world" grand music.Within 4 hours, the video was viewed 7800 million times around the world.Then many edited versions popped up again, and the music was re-scored, even with Will McAvoy's clear dialogue, and various Rap songs were produced.

"Is the government dumb, is the government dumb, 8000 billion, 8000 billion, our defense spending is 8000 billion, how did this happen?"

Lucy went back and forth to watch it four or five times, laughing all over the floor, and marveling at the creativity of netizens.Lucy was also very satisfied with the overall positive feedback from the netizens, especially the No.1 rescue video, which was played by too many people and even caused network traffic jams.

Watching No.1 said that the feeling of the video is similar to the feeling of being a hero. Even in the video of Iron Man, people also heard Tony Stark himself, artificial intelligence Jarvis, and the tactical team behind it. The voice of communication.So many people complained why there is no VR version of this video.

The most important thing is that while they feel passionate, perhaps at a certain moment, they can realize the difficulty of being a superhero on the front line.Just a moment, Lucy thought, would be enough.

"Oh my god, Tony Stark resolved the disaster in a second. It really is a genius brain. I would have been confused."

"Iron Man, become the pillar of the Avengers!"

"Doesn't any of you think that the artificial intelligence's voice is so nice? The voice controller is about to climax."

"Didn't you find that Captain America from the perspective of Iron Man is also heroic? I have never seen Captain America's rescue so close. If I were Iron Man, I would probably forget that I was still flying."

"And I'll pretend that Captain America is a magnet, and I'll just suck myself into his lap and never let go."

When Lucy took the time to visit the video, she saw the following comments, which is why Lucy insisted on playing the No.1 perspective video, even though there is a more objective record video of the event, it can be brought closer in a more powerful way The psychological distance between the audience and the superhero himself is a very simple visual magic.

And Tony seemed to find it interesting to interact with netizens. He used his public account to like the comment "Pretend Captain America is a magnet", and then manipulated his unmanned Iron Man suit from the room. One end flew directly to Captain America's body, and stuck to Captain America's thigh like a slug.Poor Captain America drinks his coffee and gets hit so hard that it sprays out of his mouth like a shower.

At this time, Tony took a selfie with Captain America spraying coffee as the background and posted it on Twitter.

Captain America gives him 2 minutes to escape, then beats him half-paralyzed for half a minute.

Lucy was interrupted by noise in the corridor before she could utter a grim sneer.

Happy Hogan and his bodyguards tugged at the trousers of a man who was holding his belt in one hand, trying to shake off Happy Hogan while yelling, "Google my name, you Will know that I'm the most qualified person in Hollywood to put the word Senior on a name tag, my name is Ari Goldman! You stupid bodyguard, have you seen "Escape from Tehran"? Well, that seems a bit Too niche. What about The Fast and the Furious?"

Happy Hogan didn't let go: "The closest I've ever been to a movie theater was to help Mr. Stark stop crazy fans from riding him outside the Chinese Theater. He's definitely as crazy as you are!"

Ari still kept asking unwillingly: "Vinson Chase, Ben Affleck, Vin Diesel, James Franco, you must have heard of one of these names! They are all mine. Client, "Frozen" was created by me alone! Let me go! I will bring hundreds of millions of profits to your charity. If you don't let go, I bet you will one day be wanton for today Ripped off my trousers and cried bitterly. The pants cost me 4000 yuan!"

Happy Hogan let go in shock.

Ari Goldman took this opportunity to rush out from the group of bodyguards, and scrambled to the Captain America's lounge that he had just exchanged for 20 yuan from the informant.And he was surprised to find that he found the right one. He fell straight in front of Lucy and got up from the floor, ignoring a group of bodyguards who regarded him as an attacker and tried to press him under the mountain of meat: "Quick, tell me, I'm the first Hollywood agent to get here. Because I've already killed two along the way!"

Ari Goldman is quite an arrogant person, he often brags about himself, because in that Vanity Fair in Hollywood, if you leave the fame, leave the spotlight, you have nothing.The last time he realized this was that he didn't persuade the most outstanding actor in his hands, Vincent, to act in a literary film. Vincent only left Hollywood for 3 months, and after he came back, he couldn't even get a movie with a salary of 50 yuan. Fortunately, that The literary film won the best actor at the Sundance Film Festival, which made him return to the silver screen.

After being firm on this point, Ari began to spare no effort to promote himself in every well-known magazine. He was like a small spinning top spinning every day, not working all the time, even if he was talking to his wife. In bed, he can also ask about the West Coast box office while charging.

Lucy put a cup of tea in his hand, and the man in front of him still looked manic.After the other party settled down a bit, Lucy sat down and faced him face to face: "You said you just killed two Hollywood agents?"

"It's not the kind of killing in the literal sense." Goldman almost spit out the tea, he hurriedly explained that the first impression is too important, especially when Captain America is still nearby, "I just used some small tricks to block them. It's on the way, but believe me, it's definitely fair play."

Lucy crossed her legs, put her arms on the back of the sofa, and made a wishful gesture.

Ari shook his head and thought for a while, and finally decided to tell the truth: "There are two senior Hollywood producers with me, you don't need to know their names, but they are a man and a woman, I told them , buddies, let's not go up and snatch people together, let's go to the car and have a good chat about everyone's intentions."

Lucy kind of anticipated what happened next: "You locked them in the car?"

Ari looked at Lucy with the mocking eyes of a novice, obviously feeling that the other party underestimated him: "I also called 911 and said that there were two people in the car taking illegal drugs."

Lucy laughed silently, the cunning and smoothness of a Hollywood celebrity was clearly revealed in this person.She took Ari's business card, and the other party talked about his impressive achievements, and then mentioned the golden boy in his hand, Vincent Chase.

"Vincent Chase?" Captain America suddenly felt that the name was a little familiar. "I think I met him in Malibu when I was looking for Tony last time."

Ari feels that he has ushered in the dawn, and Captain America knows the golden boy in his hand, which is great!He wants to give Vincent a good show when he goes back!

He hurriedly said familiarly: "I discovered Vincent when he was still an unknown person. In five years, he is now a super star! Believe me, I can do things that you can never imagine .”

"Talk about your plan." Lucy suddenly became interested. In fact, she was really looking for an opportunity to wedge the nail of "superhero" into Hollywood. Hollywood is the entertainment center of the entire United States and even the world. You capture people's interest and attention, and in addition to the amazing profits, she also gains the power to master ideology, which is far more attractive than profits.

"I want to get a management contract with Captain America."

"She's my agent, you talk to her." Bucky Barnes raised his chin and pointed at Lucy, apparently not forgetting that he had pushed Lucy to become an agent.

A Rui's eyes dimmed for a moment. Although he had killed two opponents, the woman in front of him was already close to the water. What qualifications did she have? She had never even been in Hollywood!

But Lucy comforted him and let him rekindle the light of hope: "That was just a verbal agreement. The most important problem Captain Barnes faces is that the contract with the army has not been terminated. I'm afraid you will have to wait for a while."

"But the army now owes Captain America a salary." Ari interrupted her very rudely, "and Captain America said in front of 3100 million viewers that the army owes him salary, do you think the army will renew his contract?"

Lucy turned her gaze to Bucky, who shrugged.

Ari began his speculation. He has always been unafraid to speculate on the military with the most vicious way of thinking, and Hollywood has no shortage of black military: "Not only will I not renew your contract, but I will also publicly reprimand you for being selfish and powerful." The villain, it may not be that serious, at least they will still be concerned about their own face, but it is inevitable to slander you or even renege on your debts, because of political needs. So next you will find that the military will speak out through several media, Cut your achievements, question your purpose and personality, and let the people spontaneously resist you. Tell you, this is what Hollywood left over."

Ari patted himself on the chest, "And me, I have a way to deal with it, we use entertainment to overwhelm them. I have the best PR manager on the entire west coast to take care of your personal image, and I partnered with Zuckerberg' TheAudience' project, there is a whole set of personnel to manage the customer's blog and interact with fans. If you are in the newspaper because of some negative news, we can suppress you with a few phone calls, unless... Captain, if you send one someday The girl's belly is getting bigger, we can't control that. But we can find a way out for you."

"Don't think about it, he's been frozen for 50 years and now we don't even know what he's capable of." Tony slumped on the sofa and continued to check Twitter.

Bucky resisted the urge to punch Tony, and responded politely: "If I was fighting with two model sisters at the same time, I might easily get confused and cause one of them to fail to take security measures, but I don't like this room. Someone in here did that."

A Rui felt that the amount of information today seemed a bit too much.

Lucy looked at Ari Goldman, and after careful consideration for a while, she suddenly said, "Bucky, Tony, give me some space."

Tony was picked up by Bucky by the collar and dragged to the door. Before leaving, Bucky held the door and said jokingly: "I don't act in action movies, other things are negotiable." He went out, then leaned in again The head mentioned, "If there is Keira Knightley, it is also easy to discuss."

"Captain America is so good?" Ari opened his mouth wide in surprise, watching the door close in front of his eyes again, "Keira Knightley is completely fine, it will be done in minutes!"

Lucy made a push-down gesture and said the most difficult words for Ari: "I'm not going to let superheroes appear in real life at the moment. Superheroes are not suitable for public stars. The Hollywood spotlight will force them to deviate from who they are. life. I need them to devote more time to training and rescue, this is the business."

"You don't need money to run this charity, and you're letting superhero agents slip away from you for such a huge profit-increasing project?"

Ari screamed in disbelief, and Lucy waited for his hysteria to pass, and said methodically: "No starring in movies, no commercials, but you can show your face in a small number of public welfare projects. For example, public welfare boxing matches , ball games, art exhibits, Veterans Association events."

Ari saw a possibility of prying the iron plate of Titan, so his excitement came up again.

Lucy was spinning the pen at her fingertips, and her brain was running at high speed like the pen in her hand: "What we want to develop is a derivative of a superhero. His image is not his own. We can take every piece of superhero Dollars are squeezed out of hair."

Ari gradually understood Lucy's plan.

Lucy expressed her thoughts: "How many years has Harrison Ford been popular? He starred in "Star Wars", he is simply a heartthrob, but after the golden period, he can only act in B-level movies. But "Planet Great War” has been popular for 40 years, a movie can earn tens of billions, and selling toys alone can sell 10 billion a year.”

Ari understood what Lucy meant: "You mean, don't be a superhero himself, but a superhero image brand?"

"of course."

"Interesting." Ari began to pick his chin. He wanted to correct his perception. The girl in front of him was not as experienced as him, but she did know a little about Hollywood.

But Lucy didn't mean to let go of the superhero's brokerage contract: "Titan can be a superhero's commercial agent, and you, Ari Goldman, once we achieve our goal, you will get an unprecedented high price." commission."

Ari was frightened by Lucy's almost greedy tone, but at the same time he couldn't refuse such a big temptation: "How?"

Lucy crossed her hands and put them on her knees, she looked at Ari softly but maliciously: "You are a Hollywood elite, you come to tell me what to do?"