Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

The beautiful morning at Avengers Tower is interrupted by Tony's furious slamming of the door.

Tony stepped back and showed Lucy a newspaper: "Tell me, what is this thing, what's in the headline?"

Lucy was wearing a business attire, carrying her handbag, and pretending to squint her eyes while painting her lips to glance at the newspaper: "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are finally starting to show their wealth Going to court? Oh, what a day this news starts!"

She observed the red blood in Tony's eyes: "How long have you not slept?"

"I'm thinking about how to use nanorobots to temporarily turn one of Titan's rooms into a Faraday cage, similar to an elevator, which can isolate electromagnetic signals, so that the system in your body can be disabled." Tony mentioned his own Little Creative couldn't help but enter the commentary mode, and then he realized that Lucy was using her show off to distract his attention, "No! That's not important!"

Tony pointed to the larger headline, rather than Julie's obviously drugged sausage-like lips: "Look here! Girl, take a good look! You go out to dinner and you're in the headlines , A whole page!! A page is full of how you and Captain America look at each other affectionately, wishing to suck each other's soul into your stomach, want me to read to you? Here, a Miami hotel waiter Said, Captain America once jumped from his room into the pool with the woman in the photo, and the scene was passionate... Passionate ass! They wrote that you are married to that 90-year-old man!"

"Dad, I can handle my own feelings! Leave me alone!" Lucy showed the angry expression that every 15-year-old adolescent girl faced with a violent father.

Tony was stunned for a moment. He wondered for a moment whether Lucy really regarded him as his father. After all, he was handsome and handsome, but it was an indisputable fact that he was almost 15 years younger than Lucy. At that moment, he felt that his heart was old Yes, and then Lucy looked at him, a sly gleam in her eyes, and the next moment he realized it was a joke, it made him gasp and laugh at the same time.

Lucy pursed her lips so that the watermelon-colored lipstick evenly covered her lip lines, and she made a loving expression: "Are you jealous? Honey, you know I won't bear to break your heart and then abandon you Yours, the captain and I were playing on the spot."

"Hearing you say that really hurts my heart." Bucky pushed open the door, he was wearing a military uniform today, the green military uniform was straight, with Lucy and Tony pinned to his chest, it would take a minute to count "After all, those reporters compiled a vivid acquaintance process and love history investigation for us, and made no less than four or five guesses about our future. Why not let it happen naturally?"

Bucky crossed his arms, and Lucy held Bucky's arm, showing herself admiring and fascinated like a fan girl, but uttered ruthlessly: "Bucky, don't forget that you are a pauper now. Think If you want to pursue a girl, you must not only have a handsome appearance, but at least have a stable income."

They walked to the helicopter on the roof, and Tony yelled angrily behind them: "Where are you going?"

Lucy narrowed her eyes to block the glare of the sun: "If you find that there is an invitation letter from the White House in the pile of trash under the quiche box, put on your Iron Man uniform and see you at the White House." .”

White House banquets are infrequent because they are always expensive, and as president, it's easy to get caught for having fun.But this time is different, the president really wants to change his mood after everything is over.

He breathed a sigh of relief as his wife, in the beige dress, hummed and tied the pink ribbons on the napkins in front of the state dinner guests, the fright night of weeks before seemed to fade away without a coup d'état , no upcoming war, business as usual.

The vice president's "rebellion" behavior changed the blood of the White House, and even affected the military and several government departments. This banquet is an opportunity for the president to rebuild his image. He must let people know that he does not He will tolerate the second White House rebellion. He summoned the crew members of Air Force One during the hijacking incident, as well as some loyal patriots who did not surrender during the rebellion, and some meritorious soldiers who can support the appearance. Although he is not willing, But he authorized people to send invitations to both Bucky Barnes and Tony Stark.

The White House banquet was held on the South Lawn. The wife of the president proposed to have a picnic-style state banquet. It doesn’t need to be too formal. Casual is not a difficult task for the first lady.

"Honey." The first lady kissed her husband, her eyes turned to the door, "Your writing director has arrived."

The president sighed, yes, he was going to prepare a speech for the dinner.

"There's something wrong with our system, some of us they do think all along they're waving the little flag of freedom, fighting against bad trends in society, but they don't know they're being used..."

Lucy listened drowsily to the president's speech, and secretly yawned. Bucky Barnes was sitting on her left hand, and Tony Stark was wearing Iron Man armor at the last second, cheating the White House The anti-missile security system, and then landed at the main entrance of the White House in full view, so arrogant that even Captain America wanted to beat him up.

"Oh my God, how long does this old guy have to talk? They still put me at this table. The only person who can talk to Roddy is eight feet away from me. Except for you, who is bright and charming, the rest of the table is only 88 years old. It's an old lady." Tony's lips moved, and he pouted at the old lady sitting on his right.

Lucy warned him: "Shut up, it's rude."

Tony said nonchalantly, "It doesn't matter. With her hearing, she can only hear when it exceeds 80 decibels."

"If you dare to comment on anyone at this table, I will use my pistol at home to shoot you into space, tin can." The old lady turned her head and whispered to Tony, if it wasn't for the state banquet Now, the crutch in her hand was about to hit Tony on the head.

Bucky couldn't help but spit out.

"Laurel, long time no see." Bucky winked at the old lady, and he explained to Tony and Lucy, "This is an intelligence analyst of the Strategic Science Corps during World War II and a field agent. Tony, give her A little respect, she's knocked out more Nazis than you've destroyed robots."

The old lady named Laurel sized Lucy up and looked at Bucky: "Good taste, Sergeant Barnes."

Although Bucky has long been promoted to captain, some people who have experienced World War II with him still insist on calling him Sergeant Barnes, not to belittle him, on the contrary, to emphasize his position in the Roaring Commando, which is more emphatic reflect his value.

"Hey, hey, wait, old lady, the relationship between them is definitely not what you think. Look, for such a young girl, shouldn't she choose a man with more contemporary personality and charm instead of a 90 An old man?"

"Could it be you, you malnourished dwarf." The old lady gave Tony a blank look, and turned away after thinking about it.

Bucky and Lucy are laughing so hard they're going to sink their faces into their plates.

Suddenly Lucy felt a gaze penetrating the crowd and fixed on her. She looked around, but she couldn't find the source of the gaze.

The president finally finished his long speech, and they started chatting freely on the South Lawn, and even the first lady arranged for a band and a dance floor, but that was not Lucy's purpose tonight, Bucky took Lucy's arm, and came to the president.

The president felt that the girl looked familiar, and then memories from a few days ago suddenly flooded into his brain. He subconsciously took a step back in panic, but the girl just showed a sorry smile, and even said in a slightly awkward and wronged tone: " Mr. President, I don't bite."

"Are you that hopeless transformation?" The president hesitated, "The one from the Sky Eye Society?"

Bucky swears: "We have found a way to control the Extremis virus, I assure you. Lucy Lang, she was the first person to participate in the rescue of the port, and I think it is time to introduce you to this excellent fighter. "

The president offered his hand and held Lucy: "Thank you."

He said this very sincerely, and the girl in front of him seemed so excited that she was about to cry.

"Oh, Mr. President, you are such a good man." Lucy said in a choked voice, "May I ask you one thing?"

The president looked puzzled.

Lucy said, "May I ask that this strange experience of mine be published as a book?"

president:"……"

Amanda was called up directly from the Presidential Emergency Operations Command Center. She was already preparing to leave. The moment she saw Lucy Lang sitting at the banquet with Captain America, she already knew that she had failed, at least from now on. The normal way, she has lost Ron.

Captain America's reputation is so easy to use, people can't help but follow him, don't they?

Amanda laughed to herself.

She originally planned to wait for the system of the Sky Eye Society to be repaired, then secretly get in touch with Lang, and use other methods, such as coercion, intimidation, or temptation, to convert her into her own camp.But she didn't expect Lang to come to the door on his own initiative.

"Ms. Waller, the President is waiting for you in the West Wing conference room." The newly appointed deputy chief of staff said with a broken expression, "You must use all means, coercion, intimidation, and temptation to stop her. "

Amanda wondered: "What's stopping her?"

"Stop her from publishing that '72 in the White House: I Saved the President' novel!"

"Mr. President, you don't have to worry too much. I will exaggerate your bravery and fearlessness in my novel." Lucy pressed her chest, and found a lot of conveniences from which pocket she never knew Post, "Listen to this passage, I just wrote this on the way to Washington..."

[Wicked Dr. Killian has a effeminate smile on his face that makes him look like a sleep-deprived promiscuity lover fresh out of a nightclub, his signature silhouette and eye color marking his upper A generation may have come from Russia, that cold place that has nothing but vodka and mail-in brides.

Dr. Killian said, "I have opened the seal of the apocalypse, and I am death among the four horsemen! Bahahahaha"

Then there was an explosion...]

"It was a violent explosion, the kind of explosion that requires a 360-degree angle to shoot a giant loop." Lucy added that the president, his chief of staff, and all the White House entourage looked confused, "It must have the most basic Hollywood elements." Explosion, orange flames and black gunpowder smoke, at this time a person appeared in the gunpowder smoke..."

Bucky tried hard to control his breathing, to keep himself from laughing, and he focused his attention on the cup in his hand, which had been deformed by him.

Lucy picked up her slip of paper and read on.

[A man appears in the smoke, wearing a red and blue Iron Man uniform, holding a howitzer, and smoking a cigar, looking at Dr. Killian contemptuously.

Killian panicked and hid behind a hopeless soldier, screaming like a little girl: "How did you escape!! It's impossible!"

"I'm the fucking President of the United States, motherfucker!" Mr. President blew out his cigar, closed the Iron Patriot's mask, and his eyes glowed bright white, "Get out of your mother's womb and be born again! !"]

……

Bucky clapped violently, almost turning his palms red. Lucy bowed gracefully. She asked the president with a flushed face, "Sir, what do you think of my writing?"

"..." The president began to send a distress signal to the chief of staff with his eyes.

The chief of staff digested it for 2 minutes, and then spent another 3 minutes to organize the words. This is definitely a record for him who has always been known for his quick response: "I think the overall rhetoric is good, and it has a sense of the camera. But it has too obvious homosexuality, immigration and racial discrimination, and it is absolutely impossible for the president to say such words as dead gay and sissy."

Lucy looked at her little note with some embarrassment: "I think it can well reflect the personality of Mr. President's tough guy, and I personally appreciate this very much."

Lucy used the adoring star-eyed expression she had prepared.

"I think my literary skills are not bad. If this book is published, it will definitely sell well. Think about it, the president, virus, explosion, rescue, martial arts, Captain America, Iron Man, all Hollywood elements are there, I plan to let Tony sent it to some Hollywood producer he knew, maybe James Cameron, and I thought he could handle the project, a combination of documentary and industrial blockbuster, and it would be a huge hit!"

Lucy put her arms around Bucky's waist: "Bucky said he would play a guest role in it, and we can get at least 50 for the film, plus the cost of publishing, I think we can buy a small set of Brooklyn. apartment, then we can prepare the porcelain for the wedding."

The jumping thinking of women is simply unmatched, and the president and a group of White House staff can't keep up.

The president stuttered: "You...you want to sell to Hollywood?"

The chief of staff said: "Captain Barnes, do you really want to play a cameo role? I thought the military regulations would not allow it."

Lucy waved her hand as if to chase away flies: "Don't mention the military, my boyfriend hasn't received a penny of salary until now, relying on Stark to send him a pension is only enough to go downstairs to buy a coffee every day. Are you going to let him starve to death?"

Bucky put on an expression, and if you look closely, you will find that it can appear on the faces of old people who have been abandoned by their children.

Well, it's impossible to stop Lang from doing work with Captain America.

Lucy swore solemnly: "Mr. President, believe me, I know where the line is, I discussed it with my lawyer, and he said it can be published..."

"What, your lawyer knows too!"

"...And I will portray you as a hero in the novel, the kind of pure man who never looks back at the explosion, so the picture of you being hung in mid-air and about to be blown to death by the wind will not appear... "

"Okay, okay..." the president interrupted him, he was afraid that Lucy would say something irrelevant, his experience of being hijacked was frustrating enough, "I'm sorry to tell you, Lang, I appreciate your rescue, but you cannot publish this book.

"You can't publish this book, the only thing you can take away today is an agreement to give it to your lawyer and tell him that this story is top secret and anyone who spreads it could be sentenced."

A female voice came from behind Lucy, and a tall, thin black woman walked into the conference hall and saluted the president.

Lucy sat still, watching the black woman sit not far from her.

Their eyes locked, and Lucy gave Amanda Waller a sweet smile.

"Amanda, my benefactor, we finally meet."