Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

"Fuck...fuck your mother! I..."

"No, no, no, no, no!"

Wade was heartbroken and looked at Lucy with an unteachable expression on his face. Lucy stuttered and shut up.

Wade sighed: "Honey, the essence of swearing is that a sentence must contain a subject, precise verbs, and some modifiers, mixed with some human organs, and most importantly, don't stammer, look at me."

Wade whistled, and an Extremis soldier who was eating potato chips looked back at him.

"What's that in your mouth, your dad's dick?"

The Extremis soldier threw the potato chips and walked towards Wade, but Wade continued to attack him recklessly: "I heard that the Extremis virus can heal people, even if your head is cut off in half, it can grow back, but bro , but don’t tell me this is what you grow back, because it’s not as good as cutting it off!”

"What the hell is going on with the peas on your face? Is the Extremis virus useless for acne? Oh, I'm sorry, you are too old to get acne. It's herpes. I found someone in a back street and quit it." Dirty whore and then let her get her ass on your face while you lick her?"

The desperate soldier cracked the bones of his phalanges, and then punched Wade in the stomach, Wade grunted in pain.

Wade spat out a mouthful of sour water, and blinked at Lucy: "It's your turn."

Lucy stammered: "No, I can't go on cursing, I'm a lady."

Wade showed a contemptuous expression: "What a coward, please, you are the one who is hijacked, you are the one who suffers, how long have you not slept, and that desperate virus, it is tormenting you all the time, you Out of breath? Coward."

"Damnit!" Lucy was angered by Wade, her heart froze, her mouth was pursed, and she whistled again. The hopeless soldier looked at Lucy impatiently.

Lucy took a deep breath: "I suspect that when your father and your mother had sex, they stuffed a pound of potatoes into your mother's ass, because you look like your father's mother's sperm eggs and the genes of the pitted potatoes In the end, when it was born, the doctor missed it and shot it directly into the wall."

"Oh...wow." Wade looked at Lucy adoringly, "It's so fucking strong, girl."

The desperate soldier walked towards Lucy with a distorted expression.

Lucy panicked: "It's broken, he's here."

Vedra raised his voice: "Don't be afraid, Lucy, he wouldn't dare to hit you."

Lucy puffed up her chest and looked down upon the hopeless soldiers: "Okay, come here, I won't be afraid of a guy whose chin looks like a testicle... Och—"

Five-finger palm prints floated on Lucy's face, and tears floated around her eyes.

"You said he didn't dare to hit me." Lucy complained tearfully.

Wade wanted to laugh at Lucy loudly, but was angry that Lucy was hurt, his face twisted.

The door burst open, and two Extremis soldiers began dismantling Lucy's hospital bed, pushing her away.

"Where are you taking her?" Wade couldn't help asking, holding his ankles with callused hands, and Wade met Ajax's playful eyes.

"Stop flirting with the little girl, she's gone to say goodbye to her boyfriend," Ajax said, "And you, are you ready to be a superhero?"

"I've just mastered a little bit of swearing. Do you want to take me to meet your boss? Can I try my tricks?"

Lucy is wheeled into a room and...

Oh.

She saw Tony, long time no see, she always thought that the next time they saw a real person after parting, they should greet each other politely first, and then Tony would continue to play his playboy jokes and show his concern inadvertently And love, more often, he will spend money.

Lucy has always preferred the last.

"Hi, Papa Tony."

"I told you not to use that word."

Killian leaned on the seat and stood up, drew out the gun and poked Lucy on the chin, looked at Tony: "If you don't want your little girlfriend to die, just solve the equation."

Lucy blinked, and if she could move her hands, she would shake wildly: "No, no, no, I think you misunderstood something, sir, I'm not his girlfriend."

"You call him Daddy Tony," said Maya Hansen, a little jealously.

Tony was heartbroken: "That's why I told you not to use that word."

Lucy yelled in disbelief: "Don't you care about rich people calling you Dad?"

Killian couldn't bear it anymore and fired a shot into the sky, and everyone fell silent.

"Equation, immediately." A streak of orange-red ran along the veins of Killian's face, and Lucy could see that he was on the verge of explosion.

"Let her go, she's innocent, I don't have an equation," Tony yelled.

Lucy yelled strangely: "Shouldn't we hurry up and say yes at this time, and then pretend to squat down to relieve it?"

Tony: "...I have the equations, and I need the time."

"Five minutes," Killian said.

Tony glanced at Hansen domineeringly: "It took Maya ten years to solve it! You want me to give you 5 minutes?"

Killian said indifferently: "Aren't you a genius?"

"Maybe we can give him a little more time." Maya wavered, a solved equation was more important to her than Lucy's death.

"No, we have to increase the pressure," Killian said.

"Five minutes is enough," said Lucy.

Tony stared at Lucy with wide eyes.

Killian gave Maya a look of "what did I say?" He put Tony down and only gave him a piece of paper and a pen. Or, really write something to give him a little sweetness...

"Tony." Lucy called him suddenly, and Tony couldn't raise his head, because he was trying to figure out how to get both of them out, but Lucy ignored his efforts and tried to divert his attention Like, "Before I came here, Titan had already submitted the application for the superhero international non-governmental organization. We have won the support of many rescue organizations and even some countries. I can guarantee that the approval will be approved immediately. "

"We have established a complete organization, including the financial department, the monitoring department, the damage control department, the public relations department, the legal department, etc. Pepper will explain everything to you, and we will start the Avengers agreement soon, and the Avengers will become one of the Titans. A separate team under the hood, led by Captain America, without the Hulk."

Tony looked up in surprise.

"Hulk has to leave, I'm sorry." Lucy lowered her eyes, "His destructive power on the battlefield is unpredictable, and he cannot participate in any rescue operations if we have not established a complete control system against Hulk."

Tony frowned and opened his mouth, but Lucy cut him off.

"People don't see two groups of destructive guys fighting because one of them is dressed in all colors like they've run out of a nightclub and think they're good. If you want to protect them, if you want to be a hero, you You have to tell them that you are just, that you have reasons to do so, and that no one is obligated to believe you."

Tony started to do calculations on the paper, and now Lucy has started to look like Pepper, he can activate the mechanism of "you are all right, but I don't listen or listen", and successfully let Lucy's words enter more from the left ear, and then When passing through the brain, filter out all sounds, and then release them through the right ear: "Very well, I don't need them to believe, I do what I think is right, and I don't expect them to be grateful."

"No one wants to somehow suffer the consequences of what you did 'the right thing', you bastard!" Lucy would have punched Tony if she hadn't gotten too far away. In fact, she seemed to feel the restraint straps She was really ripped off a bit, "You said someone was spying on me, and then you blew up my house, and all I saw was that the IKEA table I worked so hard for two hours was burned to charcoal by you! "

Lucy snapped her fingers at Killian: "Hey, guy with a pile of shit on his head, let go of my legs, I'm going to kick him hard."

Killian rolled his eyes.

Tony stood up and slammed the pen: "I have repaired your house and installed a smart water and electricity system. The comfort level is a hundred times higher than your original shack. What are you dissatisfied with!"

"Maybe it shouldn't be broken!" Tony's face was hit by a shoe, and Lucy found that it was her own shoe. She didn't know when her leg had broken free. Scolding Tony, the left hand began to secretly pull the restraint belt, "Remember my shoe size, Daddy Tony, because the next time I kick you, I will kick you from between your legs."

"Don't say your original intentions are good, you can do whatever you want. All the dictators in this world think that their original intentions are good! Fuck! I can't handle it! I give up!"

Lucy fell back onto the bed frame out of breath. She had tried her best, and it seemed that it was purely an accident that the restraint belt on her feet was broken free. things to be resolved.

Lucy thought of Ultron. She didn't know if Tony had put Ultron on the agenda in this world. She couldn't directly deny it, but she could at least warn him in a subtle way.

"Tony, do something kind and say it, give people a chance to believe you are a good person! People will attack you, but they will support you, don't let your arrogance keep everyone away. Trust is like an ant Like a hole, it needs to be accumulated bit by bit over the years, but it only needs to step on it to destroy it."

Tony's eyebrows frowned even tighter, and he could hear the pleading in Lucy's angry voice.

She is telling her last words.

Tony yelled angrily: "Can't we wait until we go out to say these things?"

"Don't think of yourself as God." Lucy didn't stop. She mentioned this with some heartache. She could never forget that a living life was lost in this world because of her arrogance. Her voice choked. , "Learn to share, learn to ask for help, learn to help, and learn to make amends after making mistakes. You will face many difficult times in the future. Sometimes saving some people means giving up others. Try to... try to tell them that you The reasons why you have to give up, get their tolerance and understanding, tell them that you respect everyone, how do they know you care if you don’t tell them?”

"Don't say that the Stark Foundation can compensate. Having money is not an excuse for you to avoid making mistakes. Tell people that you will make mistakes and tell people that you have worked hard."

"When you put on the steel armor, you have abilities that ordinary people cannot obtain. Don't say that you are the same kind of people as us. You get power, even though you never thought of it. When you cross the sky from the moment, You have the power to redeem and also the power to rule, so you have shackles. You want to be a good person, and responsibility is waiting for you. You want to be a wicked person, and prison is waiting for you. You want to throw off the shackles, Then be a mediocre person, and no one will blame you."

Lucy took a deep breath. She wanted to say too much. She wanted to describe to Tony the blueprint of a Titan that she had spent countless days and nights drawing. It shows that ordinary people and mutants can accept each other calmly and continue to evolve into a strong world.

But there is always not enough time.

"Did you understand what I said?"

Tony nodded, then quickly shook his head: "No, no, no, you have to say it again, I'll find a recorder."

"One last thing."

Lucy's voice was serious and sad. This was the most important thing. Tony listened carefully, for fear of missing a word...

"Sergeant Bucky Barnes for 70 years, counting from 30 years ago, not since he fell off the train, was rescued by your dad from the Soviets, and became Captain America , The period includes the cost of cooperating with the conscription publicity and the salary of the captain, a total of 40 years, including inflation and salary increases, so the U.S. Army owes a total of 1100 million U.S. dollars in wages..."

bah—

"Ah, it's time." Killian waved the gun in his hand.

Lucy saw a mass of blood exploding in her chest, and then she heard the gunshot, feeling a bit late in pain, it turned out that being shot...in fact, it was not much more painful than Desperate Transformation.

Lucy pulled one last smile and the light went out in her eyes.

The last thing in her eyes was the shadow of Tony running towards her in panic.

"You son of a bitch!"

Tony rushed over, ignoring the gun in Killian's hand, and punched him hard. Killian's pistol fell to the ground, and Tony snatched it, and shot Killian three times in a row without thinking. Ann's body, one of the shots pierced Killian's palm.

Killian grunted and laughed, showing Tony the hole in his palm that had begun to heal.

"Look, this is the Extremis virus."

Killian punched Tony in the face, sending him flying.

Several desperate soldiers rushed in when they heard the gunshots, and one of them told Killian: "We got the President of the United States."

"What a woman who can speak well. It's a pity that she sees the world more clearly than most of us." Killian looked at Lucy Lang, who had lost her life, with pity, and made Tony look like a scavenger. Stark hitched again, "I now believe you're never going to be able to solve the equation, Tony, you're a piece of shit. I'm going to start my war, and I hope you don't see hell on earth." one day."

He commanded the soldiers to drag Lucy away, and told them to throw her into a container, wait a day or two to confirm her death before dealing with it, and then listened to Tony Stark's roar—that sound could not only please him There was nothing else to do with my mind and body—and I left the room.

Lucy's body was thrown into the shipping container like rubbish. Her golden-brown hair was hanging down and knotted in some places. Normally, Lucy would never allow such a mess and untidyness, but now she has no signs of life. She couldn't sit up by herself, looking in the mirror to fix her beautiful hair angrily, and she couldn't clean her dirty body.

She was randomly thrown in a corner, and then the heavy container door fell, putting her into a world as dark as a coffin.

After a long time, a bullet landed on the ground, making a crisp sound.

A blue gleam lit the depths of Lucy's eyes.

"Agent Lucy, identity confirmation, welcome back to the Sky Eye Society, we have been waiting for you for a long time."

said a voice in the back of Lucy's head.