Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

When the fellow sees the fellow, tears well up.

The comrades-in-arms who were once in the same trench are now joining forces in victory, and the excitement is beyond words.

Lucy, a former insurance company investigator, and Jimmy, a former insurance company technician, had a cordial meeting today at the Arabian barbecue fast food restaurant.

Jimmy said that now the supervillains are at large, and the department's ineffective supervision needs to bear the main responsibility. Only by comprehensively improving the management level of relevant departments in New York can we prevent problems before they happen.

Lucy said that since the beginning of the new century, due to technological innovation and cultural migration, the world has declined and people’s hearts have been declining. New York’s super villains are gradually increasing, but we also need to see that the superhero team is also slowly building. There are still major problems within superheroes such as disunity, irrationality, and disobedience to unified deployment, but development is not achieved overnight, but step by step. The hero team is an important topic to deal with future changes.

The above is a special report from Planet Daily reporter Clark Kent.

"Lucy?" Jimmy shook Lucy's shoulder.

Lucy was still smiling silly, looking at the two of them in a daze: "What?"

The demons danced wildly in the bar, restless, and the classic WWE battle was rebroadcast on TV.From time to time, there were girls giggling and screaming, and Candide Clark was pushed by Jimmy to dance on the dance floor to adapt to the real "city life".Of course, this kind of occasion is not suitable for Peter, so he has been sent home by Lucy to do his homework.And Lucy was dragged here by Jimmy to live a real New York nightlife.

"Jesus, this guy must have been suffocated in Kansas." Jimmy watched as a swinger on the dance floor was frantically swinging her hips at Clark, who backed away like a scourge, and ended up like a Like a defeated rooster, he returned to the two of them.

"I resigned two days after you resigned. In fact, I handed in my resignation half a day earlier than you. Do you know why?" Jimmy took out his wallet, ordered another glass of wine, and saw the waiter She's a lovely girl who was generous enough to leave a much larger tip than usual.He took out the business card of James Sr. from the Daily Horn, Perry, the editor-in-chief of the Daily Planet, Ms. Grant, a bunch of newspapers, and the business card of a TV reporter. "A recent photo of Dr. Lizard, two Thousands of dollars, oh my god, two thousand dollars! This money is so easy to come by. Then I thought, why am I still working for an insurance company that can't see the future, so I went to apply for a I went to a short-term photography class to capture a few news photos, but none of them are worth as much as the lizardmen, so I have to take some risks."

Jimmy showed off a few pictures he took from his phone, and Lucy had to admit that Jimmy did have some talent in photography.But Lucy looked at Jimmy's excited look, and eight words floated in her mind: people die for money, birds die for food.

"So you want to continue looking for traces of the lizardmen and sell them for a higher price?"

"Well... almost. Of course, we want to avenge Bob. He was captured by this bastard and injected with some lizard serum, didn't he?"

"How did you know about this?"

"Informant, I'm also cultivating informants." Jimmy blinked, "I'm slowly doing it now. If you want to get good news, you must have informants. Do you know that Louis Lane is in the Pentagon? There's also an informant in there. I've paid some informants to give me the first location where superheroes and supervillains appear, and I pay them money whether I'm there first or not. "

"Oh, New York is so uneven, you have to spend a lot of money." Lucy and Jimmy touched the wine bottle as friends to show encouragement.

The Jimmy brothers put their arms around Clark's neck: "So this is what I talked to Clark about. His boss Perry called me. If my photo meets his requirements, the "Daily Planet" can reimburse you , on the condition that it be exclusive. Perry is mad that he didn't get those few photos of the lizardmen. So, Clark, stop doing your football coverage, and don't be hard on the money."

Clark smiled bitterly: "Jimmy, I admire your courage, but lizardmen... that's too dangerous."

"Oh man, you are a hero who has faced the Lizardmen." Jimmy looked around and lifted the bottle drunkenly, "We are all heroes, to the heroes!"

Three wine bottles collided.

Lucy couldn't count how many more bottles they drank, and she was already feeling dizzy, the whole world was spinning around, and Jimmy's mouth was like a shredder talking non-stop.

"People should be more adventurous in their lives!" Jimmy cheered, as if he had seen the dollar bills waving at him, his brain was not clear after drinking, and he patted Clark on the shoulder heavily, his hands numb from the shock, " My God, big man, you are as hard as a rock, and this dress of yours must hide your fine figure."

Jimmy touched Clark's chest with his hands: "Wow, your chest muscles are really big, how did you get them? If I were you, I would definitely wear a tight T-shirt, so that girls would look at it, you said yes No, Lucy. I say no gold, and you shall be the judge."

Jimmy pulled Lucy's hand and put it on Clark's chest muscles. Lucy had already drank so much that she completely forgot about a girl's reserve, and touched it inch by inch, feeling the sensuality and strength under the extremely vulgar shirt. Muscles, eyes widened: "Old, God, God! This chest is so beautiful." Lucy fell into Clark's arms, her limbs clung to Clark's body like a koala, "The most fit man in America is now It's mine!"

"Don't, don't, Lucy, don't do this." Clark raised his hands high and didn't know where to touch them. Jimmy couldn't straighten up laughing, and he didn't mean to help at all.

Lucy put her arms around Clark's neck and took off his glasses. Clark tried to take them back in a panic. Lucy threw the glasses back and stared at the blue pair of glasses under the strobe lights and wizard lights of the nightclub. Hitomi.

"Oh wow." Lucy sighed admiringly.

The world seems to have quieted down. Lucy has never seen such beautiful eyes, like a lonely blue planet in the silent space, like blue ice under the sun in a freezing place, or a dream lake surrounded by mountains , Lucy couldn't help but raised her hand and stroked it.

"You have such beautiful eyes, don't hide them under the glasses." Lucy fiddled with Clark's hair, pulling out a small curl.

She smirked and passed out drunk on Clark.

Clark heaved a long sigh of relief.

Lucy woke up with a hangover headache the next day, and her dizziness suddenly swayed. When she really woke up, she found herself lying on the ground in her presidential suite.

Lucy recalled her unclear memories of yesterday, and found that the clearest image stayed in the scene where Jimmy yelled: "No pain, no gain!" and then smashed the wine bottle to pieces.She lifted the quilt slowly, but it was okay, the clothes were intact, and her chastity was still there.

The phone on the table rang, and Lucy picked it up and found that it wasn't her phone, but the screen said it was a text message from Jimmy. Lucy clicked subconsciously, and there was an address in the Bronx on it. , and a photo of Dr. Lizard in human form: I found the location of Dr. Lizard, no effort, no gain, buddy.

"Damn it!" Lucy yelled.

"What happened?" A man ran out from inside. His upper body was naked, and his beautiful chest and abdominal muscles almost blinded Lucy's eyes under the morning sun in New York.

Lucy and Clark Kent looked at each other for more than ten seconds.

What is the situation, why are you not wearing a shirt! ! !And the figure is still so good, this foul, too foul... I'm going to have a nosebleed after watching it.

Lucy thought dazedly.

"We didn't... yesterday..." Lucy stumbled.

"No, no." Clark's words made Lucy feel relieved. If she really had something with Clark, she would feel a slight sense of guilt, feeling sorry for Louis Lane, sorry for Lana Lang, and sorry for Miracle Heroine, I'm sorry Batman...

Hey, wait, it seems that someone with a different style of painting ran in.

In short, she has a guilty conscience of stealing someone else's boyfriend.

"Great." Lucy lifted the quilt, threw the phone to Clark, and searched for her shoes all over the room, "Jimmy went to find Dr. Lizard, we have to bring him back!"

Clark's expression changed. He picked up his phone and glanced at it. He was almost irritated by Jimmy's impulsiveness: "Do you have a car? We have to hurry up."

Lucy bit the rubber band and simply tied her hair into a ponytail: "Do I have a car? Are you sure you want to take my car?"

There was an awkward silence for a while.

Clark squeezed out a distorted expression that could not be described in words: "Can I still fly over?"

"You're right."

Lucy took the car keys and rushed downstairs.

Whatever happened to Clark Kent, the first priority was to find Jimmy.

When Clark saw Lucy's sports car, he was shocked by the bullet holes and impact marks on it.

This is a sports car with a story.

It seems that men are born to love sports cars. When Lucy drives a valuable but dilapidated sports car to the streets of the United States, everyone is attracted by this vicissitudes of life.

"How long have you had this car?"

"...less than two weeks."

Clark's eyes were full of "violence".

"What did you do to it?" Clark asked heartbroken.

"I just have accidents a lot, okay?" Lucy finally couldn't bear Clark's condemning gaze, "This is damn New York."

Lucy glanced at Clark secretly, and finally mustered up her courage: "What did I do to you yesterday..."

"You don't remember at all?" Clark squinted.

Don't say that I kissed you forcefully, don't say that I stripped you naked, you have to be shameless.

Lucy's whole heart was raised.

"You and Jimmy were drunk, only I was still sober. After sending him away, I found your key card, so I sent you back to the room. When you came back, you vomited on me, and I had to wash it off. Clothes, that's all."

Lucy couldn't bear to listen to it anymore. If she could write the story of herself and superheroes into a series of novels in the future, the beginning of her book with Superman would be like this: Many years later, when I face the Justice League, I will still think of it. That beautiful night of spitting on Superman.

God, help me.

Lucy banged her head on the steering wheel once, twice.

"I-I-I'm so sorry, that's why I don't drink a lot, I didn't know I'd be like this when I was drunk."

"It's okay, it's better than you jumping on me and touching me all over like a gigolo." Clark said expressionlessly.

"..."

Rao, what did I do, I molested Krypton's last son, Lucy nearly smashed the steering wheel with her own head.

Jimmy was walking in the sewer with a flashlight on. He almost vomited from the smell of the sewer, but he could only bite the bullet and continue to track down. This is the task, he thought.

He was walking against the wall when his feet suddenly softened. He looked down and found that he had stepped on a small lizard.

There was nausea at first, and then Jimmy heard a rustling sound, and there was a light in front of him. He turned off the flashlight and touched towards the light. Through the light, he could see clearly that the entire wall of the sewer was densely covered with Lizards, almost every step he took, he could step on one or two.Jimmy couldn't believe how lucky he was. Someone sent him a message this morning saying he saw Kurt Connors nearby. He just wanted to come and track down the clues, but it looks like he's already found the Lizardman lair.

Jimmy took out a small black object from his pocket and glued it to the wall.

The light became stronger and stronger, Jimmy turned a corner, and the lizardman's lair came into view unobstructed. Jimmy took pictures of them all with a pocket camera. In a corner, Jimmy saw a dozen A "room" divided by plastic curtains.He opened one of the plastic curtains, and there was a cabin similar to a capsule, covered by a thick iron shell, with a round transparent glass head, shrouded in the mist generated by the low temperature, Jimmy stepped forward and wiped it, Looking inside, he took half a step back in shock. Inside lay a half-lizard, half-human monster with scales growing on its head. It was sleeping in the low temperature, completely unaware of what happened outside.

Jimmy withdrew and walked towards the lizardman's test bench. A dozen or so screens displayed some gibberish symbols on the screens, and there were several tubes of injection on the table.Jimmy picked up the injection and pointed it at the light: "How are you guys?"

The color of the injection changed weirdly under the light. Jimmy took two more photos. He turned the bottle in his hand, and suddenly a disgusting monster face appeared on the bottle.

Jimmy looked at the monster's face that was getting closer and closer reflected on the bottle, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, revealing a weird smile.

"Hello, ugly monster."

The car drove nearby, and Clark suddenly yelled to stop.

"Turn right." Clark pointed to a location, and Lucy immediately turned the car around and drove in the direction Clark pointed.

"Stop." Clark's expression was solemn, and he rushed towards the entrance of a sewer, before he could explain anything and disappeared into the hole.

Lucy hesitated for a few seconds, and then ran in. After running for a few intersections, she heard a sound like the roar of a Tyrannosaurus Rex in the Jurassic Century. The worry about her friend made her forget all the dangers. Subconsciously, he ran towards the direction of the roar.

Jimmy nimbly rolled on the spot, avoiding the attack of the lizardman. He moved his five fingers and clenched his fist. Both of his hands were covered with electric shock gloves. Once he touched the lizardman's skin, he would A large amount of electric current will be released, and the two slap-like scars on the lizard man's face are thanks to his pair of electric shock gloves. Unfortunately, the power of the lizard serum makes his scars disappear within five seconds. Jimmy shook his head regretfully. Just as he was about to give the Lizardman a hard blow, he heard footsteps in the sewer, another person's footsteps, urgent and heavy, accompanied by the sound of his name coming from a hole. from here.

Jimmy relaxed, took off his electric shock gloves, threw them on the lizardman's test bench, and stretched his shoulders: "I tell you, ugly, my friend is coming, you better pray that you don't get repaired Too bad."

After finishing speaking, Jimmy faced the long tail of the lizard that was thrown by him directly, and even greeted it with a calm smile. He hugged the tail of the lizard, and let himself be thrown at exactly the moment before Clark appeared in the lizard man's lair. Get out, hit the wall, and pass out.

Several tubes of injection rolled out of his clothes, and the lizardman picked it up from the ground and looked at another person emerging from the sewer, the "friend" Jimmy called, a human being barely half his height.

Low-level, weak, human beings who should be at the lowest end of the biological chain, but delusional to occupy the entire world.

The lizard man punched the human that looked like it would shatter when squeezed.

then……

When the lizard man took off in the air, he thought: Why was I the one who was beaten out?