Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

Many years later, it is difficult for WWE's programs to reproduce the glory of this fight.

The gimmick of Spider-Man VS Lizardman is enough to make New Yorkers stay in front of the TV at the same time, forgetting everything about business. Outdoor advertisements, bars, and coffee shops are all broadcasting this boxing match.

The moment the Electroman appeared, the anxious passengers in the subway who couldn't receive the signal all ran out and started looking for places with TVs.The host was almost insane, their voices changed in excitement, and they shouted loudly: "Electric Man! Electron Man has appeared! Spider-Man is at the end of his rope, he was locked by the Lizard Man and Electron Man together!!"

The safety of Spider-Man doesn't seem to have much to do with them. Whether the show is good or not is what they care most about, not to mention that Electron doesn't pay the appearance fee!Seeing the rising real-time ratings, the manager and the boss are happy to celebrate ahead of time. They have to admit that when the lizardman appeared in human form, they almost thought they would lose everything, but thanks to Sherlock Holmes for his success Dr. Lizard was angered. Not only did they see a genuine fighting match, but what was even more commendable was that it was so in line with WWE's positioning of entertainment fighting, full of dramatic twists, and all the visual elements pursued by Hollywood: gunfights, martial arts , monsters, and even cage duels.

And when Captain America appeared, the alcoholics in the bar who were expecting the three-way confrontation between Lizard Man, Electro Man and Spider-Man were clapping their hands on the table to cheer, and then suddenly everyone fell silent, not only them, but the whole of New York. In ten seconds, no one expected such a godlike turning point.

The wine glass in the hand of an alcoholic fell to the ground, and the whiskey splashed on his leg. No one cared. They stared at the scene in front of them with wide eyes, unable to speak.

"It's all crazy, am I still dreaming?" I don't know who said this.

Suddenly, the whole of New York was agitated, and everyone fell into a state similar to frenzy.

"Oh my god, it's Captain America!! It's the real Captain America!!"

People crowded in front of the TV window put their faces on the glass, and the two hosts in the live broadcast room couldn't say anything, screaming like two little girls hugging each other.

The manager who ran the finals finally couldn't stand the ups and downs of the plot, rolled his eyes, and fainted happily in the lounge.

Captain America moved his shoulders, turned his head, sucked the shield on his back, and looked at the two villains in front of him with his hips on his hips as if he was watching a farce: "Don't force me to fight, give me a fight." You two choose...

Captain America raised a finger: "Surrender."

Captain America held up two fingers and paused for a while: "I'm sorry, I thought about it, and there is no second option." He retracted his index finger, leaving his middle finger to face the lizard man and the electric man, mocking silently.

"Hahaha, I'm not mistaken, did Captain America show the middle finger to the super villains?? We didn't have time to mosaic this part, oh no, this is an adult show, what kind of mosaic!" the host screamed loudly laugh.

But the housewives in front of the TV had to cover their children's eyes secretly watching TV: "How could Captain America do this, he will teach the children badly. I want to write a letter of complaint to the Avengers!"

Lucy leaned forward and back with a smile, with tears streaming from the corners of her eyes: "Oh, Barnes..."

If there is any difference between Captain Steve and Captain Barnes, it is probably that Steve always seems to represent the best and most ideal image of human beings. He is so gracious and courteous that even in modern times, he still looks like a well-educated gentleman, even correcting the uncivilized words of his teammates when fighting.And Barnes... he's a bad boy from Brooklyn, an American veteran full of tricks, he once rushed into the enemy's camp, beat the enemy to the point of paralysis, and he swears so much that even Steve can't help it. Give up with a wry smile and turn him into a gentleman.

After being reborn in the new century, it didn't take long for him to integrate into the new life. He loves modern society, and he embraces everything modern, tablet computers, social networks, 3D movies, Google, wikis, desserts, Disney parks, Parties, proms...and a Playboy cover girl review with Tony Stark.

He's so different, but people still recognize him as Captain America because he still has the American spirit in him.

Just, strong, brave, and noble, he is America's Guardian Knight.

Evil has nowhere to hide from him.

Barnes looked contemptuously at the Lizard Man and Electro Man, took off the star shield on his back, and slammed it into the fighting platform. Four or five cracks spread out on the ground, and Bucky hooked his fingers at the two: "Which one of you will come first?"

The world is boiling.

Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. was assigning his team the task of detaining the Lizardmen outside the venue, when suddenly the most powerful agent under his command, Ward, burst out laughing.Americans have always been neurotic, but it is still unforgivable behavior to suddenly laugh out loud in a serious work meeting.Coulson turned his mouth to look at Ward, and Ward quickly corrected his expression, but the twitching corners of his mouth exposed his heart.

"Agent Ward, would you like to share with everyone what you saw?" Coulson motioned Ward to take out his phone.

Ward dawdled to get the phone to the table and turned on the screen.

In the next second, Coulson threw himself on the table and seized the mobile phone: "Is this the captain, isn't it some alien pretending to be it? No, no, no, this is him. Look, such well-proportioned muscles, like a wonderful horn Ordinary people don’t have the inverted triangle figure, only the captain can have it, come on, captain, my captain! Beat them up!”

Coulson stood on the table and punched. All the agents of the SHIELD team gathered together to watch the fighting match. Director Fury's communication rang, but no one noticed, no one cared...

The lizardman's tail swung towards Captain America, Bucky blocked the attack with his metal arm, and grabbed the greasy tail.

"I'm curious..." The joints of the metal arms creaked, and the five fingers holding the tail tightened. Bucky smiled maliciously, "How many tails can you grow?"

After speaking, Bucky pulled the lizard man by the tail and threw him like a shot put. The lizard man was thrown onto the iron net, and a large piece of scales was rubbed off his face.Electron walked around behind Bucky and sent out a flash of lightning. Bucky held his tail in one hand without looking at him, and raised his shield with the other hand to bounce the lightning back, hitting Electron's chest. Electron was completely covered by his own lightning. Knocked out.

"Don't make small moves behind my back." Bucky turned his head and caught Star Shield with one hand.

At this time, Spider-Man...

Spider-Man is still on his knees watching Captain America fight.

Captain Bucky in Peter Parker’s cognition world comes from the Bucky Barnes who charged with the first generation of Captain America in the expansion film of the Captain America exhibition in the Smithsonian Museum, and the New York captain uploaded on the video site. Some clips of Captain America beating aliens in the captain of the war, watching Captain America riding on the lizard man so close and beating up this giant monster that he usually struggles to dodge is full of teeth, the feeling of admiration in his heart is simply can be transformed into an entity.

He just wants to do one thing now.

Get the captain's signature.

Electric Man got up from the ground, and finally found out that there was someone who was more bully than Captain America. He merged himself into the power grid and turned into a white light to attack Spider-Man.A black shadow flashed in front of Spider-Man, and Bucky lifted the Lizardman high, threw him on the iron net, cut off Electron's raid, and shocked the Lizardman again.

Bucky throws the star shield to Spider-Man, who catches it.

"I caught Captain America's shield?? My God, where am I, who am I?" Spider-Man couldn't believe it, his eyes were blinded by the light on the star shield, and he almost rolled on the ground holding the shield.

"Help me get rid of the charged one." Bucky lifted the little spider off the ground and pointed at Electro.

"Okay Captain, no problem Captain." The little spider followed Bucky's pace, stroking the shield while trotting and asked, "I... I am your fan, after this game is over, can you sign me a Name, it would be great if we could take a photo together?"

"Watch your back first."

Spider-Man subconsciously threw Star Shield out of his hand, and Star Shield directly cut Electron in half, and the two-part Electron transformed into a new entity again, but it was much weaker.

The star shield spun back into Spider-Man's hand.

"Oh oh oh this is so handsome." Spider-Man held the star shield and couldn't put it down. He imitated Captain America's posture and held up the star shield, "Avengers, assemble!! Avengers, disband!! Avengers, Gather again!!!"

Lucy covered her face in the audience and couldn't believe that Spider-Man was so embarrassing on stage.

Bucky picked up the dying lizard man from the floor, and the lizard man who had just woken up received another heavy punch from Bucky and passed out. The conductive iron cable escaped.

Bucky easily tore out the gap in the iron net, and threw the lizard man out. The police stepped forward to fill up two tranquilizer guns, and finally subdued the giant monster, and threw it into the cage that had been prepared earlier, using the highest safety factor. The escort car was sent to a special prison.

Sheriff Stacey glared at Spider-Man, who swooped behind Captain America.

"I also want to arrest Spider-Man, Captain, a masked vigilante like him should have been brought to justice long ago." Sheriff Stacey's face was livid.

Bucky frowned, and asked Spider-Man in a low voice over his shoulder: "Didn't you guys discuss this matter beforehand?" There was no doubt that he was on Spider-Man's side.

"Uh... I thought Mr. Holmes had made all the arrangements." The little spider pointed at her finger.

Bucky sighed and faced Sergeant Stacy: "I respect the right of superheroes to hide their identities. As far as I know, Spider-Man has not harmed anyone since he appeared."

"His behavior disrupted public order, as well as public property. The case of more than a dozen damaged advertising screens of J.J. James's Bugle Daily is still under pressure at the police station."

"If it wasn't for Spider-Man, you would have faced even greater losses. He helped you control the situation, and perhaps it would be more appropriate to say thank you at this time." Bucky pushed back, and Sheriff Stacey didn't expect Captain America to go first. Protecting a vigilante who wanders in the gray area of ​​the law, his face flushed for a while, "Maybe we should figure out the difference between masked heroes and masked criminals. Spider-Man did not sentence criminals instead of you, he replaced the police. The criminal was caught, no blood was shed, no punishment was imposed, and whether he went to jail or not was still decided by legal procedures. As for the part that disrupted public order...

Bucky's gray-blue glass bead-like eyes swept towards Spider-Man, and Spider-Man felt that his whole body was frozen.

"This rookie still needs training."

train? ?Training again? ? ? ?

Spider-Man's Spider-Alarm yelled like never before.

Superintendent Thomas came over and showed the documents to Sheriff Stacy: "Sherlock Holmes did arrange everything. We reached an agreement with Spider-Man. He helped us catch the Lizardman. We won't go into details about his previous 'masked man. Heroes' act. Below is the prosecutor's signature."

Stacey's eyes widened in disbelief: "You guys made such an agreement with him!" He had been tracking Spider-Man for nearly a year, and it was all in vain because of such a simple "we have an agreement".

"Yes, it's urgent." Superintendent Thomas quickly put away the files, and then stretched out a hand to grab Spider-Man's. "Thank you for your help, sir."

"Oh oh oh it's my honor, sir, oh no, Captain, oh no, Superintendent..." Spider-Man held Superintendent Thomas's hand incoherently and shook it up and down, almost shaking the other party's hand down.

"This is really too far-fetched!" Sergeant Stacey put on his hat angrily and left.

Lucy jumped over cheering, just like another little spider, her eyes turned into stars: "Captain, the fish scene just now was so handsome, do you need a secretary, he can bargain and has good taste, Can you still make egg pancakes, the kind that can speak two languages?"

Before he finished speaking, Spiderman hugged Lucy, picked her up and turned her around, Lucy exclaimed and laughed and patted Spiderman on the shoulder to let him put himself down.Spider-Man couldn't restrain his excitement: "You should have told me that Captain America would come, how could such an important matter be kept from me, and fight with Captain America, I can't even think about it!"

"Lucy just asked me to watch the situation and help. If you want me to say, before Electro came out, you performed very well and didn't need me at all." Bucky did not hesitate to vote for Spider-Man enthusiastically, Spider-Man Simply flattered.

"Oh... Electro, you are my mascot." The little spider had never wanted to thank a big villain so much.

The manager of WWE combed his hair shiny and came with a group of media reporters.Bucky turned to Spider-Man, "Are you good at giving interviews?"

"No, of course not."

"Then I suggest you run now." Bucky urged Spider-Man silently with his eyes.

Spider-Man looked at the reporters rushing towards Lucy like a group of sharks, took two steps back, and gestured for a phone call: "Then, Lucy, I will contact you later, Captain, you will give me your autograph." Is it right?"

"Do you have an address? I'll mail it to you." Bucky said lazily.

Superintendent Thomas let the police temporarily act as bodyguards to maintain order, in case Captain America was swallowed alive by media reporters.

"Captain America, is your appearance pre-arranged? Is Electron real? It's not holographic!"

"Do you know the true identity of Spider-Man? Have you cooperated with him before?"

"Will Spider-Man join the Avengers?"

Bucky pushed Lucy forward: "This Miss Lucy Lang is my manager, she will answer all questions." Bucky blinked narrowly, and left the scene taking advantage of the chaos.

broker?

Lucy froze in place, almost blinded by the flashing lights pouring in like a flood, and she was overwhelmed by the successive questions.

"Miss Lucy Lang, have you accepted the employment of the Avengers, or are you just Captain America's agent?"

"Has Captain America already considered becoming a brand endorser?"

"Is Captain America Going to Hollywood?"

"Will there be an ongoing partnership between WWE and the superheroes?"

Lucy pulled the WWE manager who was showing off in front of the media, gritted her teeth and said, "I want Captain America's appearance fee."

"Oh Miss Lang, there is no appearance fee for Captain America in our contract." The manager said awkwardly.

"You heard what they asked, does WWE want to continue to cooperate? If you don't want to, just make a one-shot deal." Lucy showed a mouthful of white teeth, but no matter how she looked, she looked like a beast that had just caught its prey and was drooling.

The manager hesitated for a while, but in the face of monetary interests, the hesitation time was only about 0.001 second.

"Deal, $10 appearance fee, 5% dividend, just for this show, we will talk about it in the future, okay, girl, it would be even better if you can handle the Avengers, I want to see Eagles next time Eye"

"10 dollars? I was fired and still have 20 in compensation." Lucy said disgustedly.

"Come on, what do you think of WWE, a Hollywood blockbuster? We have been signing annual salaries and appearance fees with wrestlers. Captain America only fought one game, less than half an hour."

"Then we have nothing to talk about." Lucy made a regretful expression.

"Okay, okay, 20 US dollars, the highest wrestler here has to fight 30 games a year to earn 500 million US dollars, Captain America is expensive, but we can't let him break our rules, otherwise other wrestlers will riot Yes. Those big guys are not easy to mess with."

"What he said is true." Holmes said coolly beside him, signaling to Lucy to accept it as soon as he sees it, and Lucy reluctantly agreed. The manager once again raised a formulaic smile, bragging about himself to the reporters. He and the Avengers have entered the stage of cooperation, and both parties have the intention to cooperate with these nonsense.Holmes looked at Lucy whose eyes seemed to be full of small gold coins, "Captain America asked you to block these reporters for him, but he didn't ask you to raise the price."

At this time, Lucy seems to have seen herself swimming in a bikini in her small coffers like Donald Duck's uncle Scrooge.

"Mr. Holmes, thank you for helping me resign, I have found a new job, and now I am Captain America's agent." Lucy shook her head, shook Holmes' hair all over her face, and turned to the horse like a proud peacock. Xiu went.

"Captain America's manager?" Dr. Killian in front of the TV shook his wine glass, and the amber whiskey liquid swayed in the crystal glass, "It seems that our Miss Lang is not just Tony Stark's little girlfriend. Woolen cloth."

Dr. Killian's fingertips were a little scarlet, and the whiskey boiled in the crystal glass. Killian's arm turned into a color like molten lava, and the crystal glass melted little by little in his hand, turning into In the end, the whiskey turned into steam, sending out a rich aroma in the air.

Killian pressed the phone button on the table: "Go and pick up Dr. Lizard."

After saying this, he added another sentence:

"To die."