Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

When he went to work in Congress the next day, everyone gave him sarcastic looks, but some looked at him with genuine admiration.

"What happened?" Stern Councilor Erzhang monk was puzzled.

A congressman came over and said in that fussy voice: "Look, isn't this our superhero?"

"what?"

The congressman showed him the tweet he had just swiped, and a profile picture of him was displayed on the phone, saying that he helped the Titans carry out an international mission, provided important information about a Mexican drug dealer, and helped the Titan heroes They caught him.After Senator Stern saw the face of the vicious drug dealer at the end, he felt that the world was dark.

"What's going on?? I didn't—" Senator Stern broke out in a cold sweat.

He rang the questions Lucy had asked him when he left Titan yesterday.

"Oh—damn!"

The news that Senator Stern assisted in the capture of Mexican drug dealers was originally written by Titan in the mission report. It did not clearly state what information Senator Stern provided, but his high-ranking status gave people enough room for imagination.Some media who watched the news on Titan every day immediately spread the matter.

A US lawmaker who helped capture a Mexican drug lord told The Times that the message went around the world overnight.

"Generally speaking, some superheroes on high-risk missions are reluctant to take off their masks because they think criminals or criminal supporters will launch terrible revenge, but it is clear that Senator Stern is not afraid of this. He is committed to promoting the registration of the real identity of superheroes, so he took the lead and disclosed his identity.” J.J. Spreading the news, Senator Stern's face spread everywhere in less than half an hour.

"This is our hero! A real hero." J.J. James also felt that the fire was not enough, and added fuel, "I heard that Congressman Stern will propose a superhero registration bill at the end of the month. I sincerely Hope it passes, come on! Mr Congressman!"

Senator Stern called the Titan headquarters in a cold sweat.

The other party was an operator on temporary duty, and the other party claimed that Titan was on vacation.

"I ask you to take down your false reports."

"Sorry, Mr. Congressman, they are really on vacation..."

"Where is Lucy Lang, I want to find Lucy Lang!"

Lucy Lang was at the phone, and she glanced at the girl on the line and blinked.

The operator said understandingly: "I'm sorry, the secretary-general and the team leader booked a ticket to Russia yesterday. You should know that they get together less and leave more... Her phone? I'm sorry she left her business phone in the office. I also have her personal phone. Don't know, Mr. Congressman? Mr. Congressman??"

"I want to sue you!!" Senator Stern slammed down the phone viciously. The terrifying face of the drug dealer appeared in front of him infinitely. Does he have any remnants? What if someone comes to take revenge?He called again, this time directly to the White House.

Steve answered the phone: "Please speak, Senator Stern." The other end of the phone was talking hurriedly, and Steve put the phone aside and started playing games on the phone. After talking for about two or three minutes, when he started to pant, Steve ended the round, "Is there any question?"

Senator Stern almost rolled his eyes angrily.

"Do you know how to reach Lucy Long?"

Steve yelled for a long time, and finally sent a number after a long time, and Councilor Stern immediately dialed the number as if he had found a treasure.

Lucy looked at the phone ringing on the table, looked at Bucky: "Do you answer it or should I?"

Bucky picked up the phone and winked at Lucy: "This is the task of the captain, don't grab it."

"Jarvis, make a sound system." Lucy said, and the whole room seemed to have traveled to the downtown of Russia. The distance and reverberation of the sound were very realistic, and there was even the sound of an accordion busker singing while playing the piano.

"Hi, this is Lucy Lang's cell phone, she's on vacation now, don't mention it if it's business." Bucky said in that sleepy voice, lying back on the leather chair, "Oh - Stern Senator, why are you so anxious about the matter that you assisted Titan in cracking down on the Mexican drug lord." Bucky pressed his chest, "deny? I'm Captain America, I can't tell lies! Lucy? Lucy's on leave, so why don't you go find a council member? You just have to bear it for a month."

Congressman Stern almost yelled: "Your irresponsible behavior will cause me so much trouble. I demand that more Congressional police be sent to ensure my safety!"

Lucy sneered when she heard this sentence, Congress would not do this, the budget of each congressman is accurately calculated, even the president can't increase or decrease secret service at will, let alone a senator.

"Well, I can't stop you if you want to do this, but I can't help you. My friend Steve can... But you also know that the Vice President is not as important as you."

Then Lucy pretended to just come back, and calmly took the phone from Bucky: "Honey, who are you talking to." She sat on Bucky's body and flirted with him, "Mr Stern, really Sorry, I was shocked by your hero declaration yesterday, I really... feel guilty, I have always forced those heroes to remain anonymous, but under your leadership, some people are willing to disclose their true identities, really .”

"Titan should be responsible for this matter, you have to send someone to protect me!"

"Sorry, Mr. Congressman, we don't have such a protection mechanism. After all, the only way we used to protect heroes who thought they couldn't protect themselves was to remain anonymous." Lucy said, "And as you can see, we didn't lie, We are on vacation, but allow me to introduce you to the emergency mechanism of Titan heroes during the vacation period."

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

"Superhero Hire System."

"What?????!"

The shutdown of Titan actually has no impact on the world. After all, the demand for high-risk crimes and high-risk rescue is not particularly strong, but organizations that have established cooperative relations with Titan heroes have felt various inconveniences, and they began to want to ask Titan When asking for help, the Titans issued a list of three-pay holidays. There were some real-name superheroes on it, and their asking prices were ridiculously high.

"Let's take a look at this list. Black Widow and Hawkeye have offered a salary of 4 US dollars for a mission, and it is limited to 1 hour." A reporter held up the list, "and the related side of Titan said, This price is not an illegal charge, but usually under Titan’s operating conditions, Titan’s donations, financial investment, and subordinate profit-making organizations can use part of the profits to subsidize the allowances of superheroes, but now it cannot operate due to some reasons, so all allowances. Cancellation. This led to a substantial increase in the salaries of superheroes. However, we have also noticed that Titan’s departments in Asia, Europe, and Oceania are still operating. What caused the suspension of Titan’s North American division? No way of knowing."

Zoe Barnes, a well-known Washington political reporter, heard the very reliable news from who knows: "Some US officials have suffered setbacks in some diplomatic affairs in Nigeria. For this, the Secretary of State blamed Titan a few weeks ago. On top of the failure of Nigeria’s rescue. A senior official said that Titan was obviously a victim of diplomacy, but in order to meet the demands of some countries, it made its own nationals suffer grievances and bear the damage. As far as I know, this is only done by some Islamic countries Do something like this."

"What? Titan North America is suspended because it may bring setbacks to diplomacy?" A firefighter just came out of the fire and wiped his smoky red eyes in front of the TV camera, "I'm a fucking setback Whoa! Who came up with the idea! If the Titans can solve this problem with us in 10 minutes, we can keep the main body of the entire building, look now-"

Before he finished speaking, the low building completely collapsed.

But before some people who were ready to catch Titan's wrong place questioned Titan's "fame and fortune", Titan's secretary-general Lucy Lang issued a video statement: "Dear citizens, I am going through my own experience now. Holidays, a week ago, I was under some pressure to close the North American department of Titans, and raised the salaries of the superheroes according to the procedure. I heard doubts and complaints. What I want to say is that whether the superheroes are real Masked, they're always heroes, Spiderman, Black Widow, The Flash, Green Lantern, just their names. But they're all around you, they're your neighborhood, your friends, your family, they're you, and so are you One of them, we are all superheroes. There is no setback that prevents us from legitimately doing good, no law that requires us to ignore others. Maybe the Titans have no right to send superheroes on missions today, but follow Your heart, do what you think is right. Of course, remember to follow the rules."

The video was posted on Twitter and tagged #超级英雄alsowearjeans#.

As a result, the "Superhero Jeans Project" spontaneously set off a hurricane in the United States. All people began to wear their own jeans and do good deeds. They stopped school bullying, street fights, bar riots, and reported criminal clues to the police. Then take a photo of wearing jeans, upload it on the Internet, and tag it#我是英雄##超级英雄alsowear jeans#.

Lucy watched the page keep refreshing. She and Bucky leaned together, facing the computer screen, but seemed to be looking at the whole world.

This is where it all ends.

"Maybe we really should take a little vacation. Do you want to go to China?"

Lucy kissed her boyfriend on the forehead.