Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

Lucy was lying on the sofa, enjoying Captain America's "special service" - Aardman metal full massage.

Lucy rolled over lazily and closed her eyes: "The Nigerian government is really—" she swallowed a series of swear words, "Wakanda is also a—" she swallowed another series of swear words.

The rescue operation in Nigeria a few weeks ago...succeeded and failed.They did succeed in preventing the virus from being stolen, but they lost a dozen SHIELD agents, and the four heroes sent by the Titans were fine, but Thor was frustrated, and his "first show" failed.

Bucky was going crazy, and when he came back, he cursed in the house, and a series of dirty words refreshed Lucy's dictionary.Immediately after that came the accountability of the Nigerian government and the Wakanda government. Nigeria was bombed and a whole block was flattened, and there was also a team of Wakanda volunteers there.

The Teen Titans students were just enjoying the relief of the crisis, and immediately found that Titan was involved in another big trouble, and the next action of Titan taught them another lesson.

Lucy stood in the middle, directing all departments like a conductor: "The public relations department quickly monitors all media, collects questions, and opens Twitter k and Weibo Q&A channel 24 hours a day, but temporarily responds that Titan is conducting an internal investigation, Write a statement and hand it to me within an hour, and if there is a media request for an interview, say that we will hold a press conference immediately."

"Right now." Susie, the director of the public relations department, picked up the clothes on the chair and ran away with the people.

"Tactical strategy team, you sorted out all the video files, and checked all the memos of all the combat meetings between us and S.H.I.E.L.D. to see if there are any mistakes. I need to know that in that case, no bomb suits were found. Whose responsibility, find someone to do a mock psychological test, if someone can make a better judgment in the same situation."

"Ok."

"The damage control department, the estimated loss amount, and other news from the legal department. Prepare two psychiatrists for me to provide psychological counseling to the personnel performing the mission this time."

"Matthew——" Lucy snapped her fingers and pointed at Matthew Murdoch, "I need you. Have we completed all the procedures to enter Nigeria this time?"

"It's already been filed."

"Does the Nigerian government know about this?"

"The World Security Council notified the UN ambassador."

"Very good." Lucy filtered it from beginning to end, "Matthew, remember our principles?"

"It's not our fault and we will never take it back."

"That's beautiful." Lucy patted Matthew on the back, "But I feel that there is a tough battle to be fought."

The entire headquarters was half empty immediately, and the Teen Titans watched the Titan Command below deal with the follow-up events in an orderly manner, and they were amazed at the efficiency of the entire Titan department.

Hawkeye told them: "Wherever you go, remember that the Titans are behind you."

Sure enough, Titan's action has attracted some people's attention, but fortunately, Titan has already gained some reputation in the world, and it is a registration agency itself, approved by the United Nations, and wants to question the legitimacy of Titan, just the membership dues and tax bills paid by Titan It can crush people to death.As the secretary-general, Lucy reported the cause, process and result of the whole incident to several directors immediately, without omission.

But I didn’t expect someone to make trouble. Wakanda’s foreign affairs staff said: “Why should Thor, a hero who has just been trained, be allowed to handle such a major task? Why not those experienced heroes?”

Lucy turned off the wall-mounted TV, and Bucky rescued it before she could throw the remote.

"I've thought of everything, and I've been able to be picked on by others." Lucy began to grind her teeth, "Okay, I'll wait!"

"So you must have a way to deal with it, right?" Bucky saw Lucy's weird eyes rolling around, and speeded up the kneading movements of his hands. He was a little funny, thinking that Lucy was just a boxer with teeth and claws. Hand, and he is the masseur who rushes up to relax the boxer as soon as each round is over.

"of course."

"tell me."

"Oh no, soldier, this is a secret, I can tell you, but I have to kill you afterwards." Lucy stretched out her tone and said the usual excuses of secret agents, "Unless——you can buy me."

Bucky grabbed Lucy's lower lip, stole a kiss, and said pitifully, "Tell me."

Lucy couldn't bear such cute eyes at all, so she really said everything.

At the public press conference in the afternoon, Lucy directly took out the transcript of Raytheon's graduation report and told reporters that Raytheon has not only undergone systematic human rescue training, but also passed a series of mental and ability assessments.Due to the wrong information, they did not expect that the mercenaries were going to rob the hospital at first, nor did they expect that this was a suicide attack.In fact, under all kinds of temporary changes, Thor has already completed his task excellently, and if it wasn't for Thor's "Man of Steel" who immediately blocked his teammates and acted as a meat shield, it is very likely that they are now even in the U.S. The captain is nowhere to be seen.

But such an answer seems to be dissatisfied with the Nepalese government and Wakanda.

That night, Lucy received the report from the tactical strategy team. They selected more than a dozen soldiers with excellent combat experience and different backgrounds to conduct a simulation investigation. They completely simulated the scene at that time through technology 1:1, and these Some soldiers threw themselves on the mercenaries and killed them without saving their comrades. Some asked Thor to shoot the mercenaries into the sky, but the bomb exploded too fast, and the mercenaries were directly blown up on the second floor of the hospital. The hospital collapsed and the virus leaked.

Nobody has a better plan.

Lucy sent all the experimental results and video records to S.H.I.E.L.D.At the same time, it was also handed over to the accountability personnel of the Nigerian government and Wakanda, and told them: "You can continue to be held accountable, and we can also apply to the United Nations to publish some video materials and simulation experiment results."

The entire Titan department is operating precisely like a mechanical watch that is closely meshed with each other, clearly dividing their responsibilities.

Nigeria and Wakanda are finally quiet.

Before Lucy could immerse herself in her victory and praise herself for a while, another incident completely blew up Lucy.

"Who!! Who proposed the superhero registration bill!! Who dares to mention it!!" Lucy rushed into Steve's house in Washington, scaring Steve and Luther who had just ordered a small wonton stewed Chinese food delivery. The chopsticks all fell off.

Steve and Lex Luthor glanced at each other: "It's Senator Stern, a young Democratic senator, and he has a lot of weight in the party."

"Why did he mention it? How did I block his eyes?" Lucy almost flipped the table, and Bucky rushed in from the outside to stop her.

"Don't be so excited, baby." Bucky quickly closed the door, and greeted Rumlow with a smile who came to check the situation.

"I'm afraid Wakanda or Nigeria hired K Street lobbyists to find him, you let them suffer this time, they naturally want to make you uncomfortable elsewhere, and then Congress happens to be watching you Very unpleasant person." Lex rolled his eyes, "Ah, Congress."

Steve said: "He wants to directly initiate a proposal. He believes that superheroes must not only register their real names, but also register their abilities, so that they can be deployed and act more openly and transparently, so as not to provoke international disputes."

Lucy yelled: "I'm causing international disputes, Titan non-governmental international cooperation organization, what word does he not understand? We are relief workers without borders. As long as the procedures are legal, we are not subject to deployment by the US government."

Steve shook his head: "If you want him to think of reasons, he can come up with a hundred in one night. The reason why he dares to put forward directly at this time and find co-signers in Congress is because he can find A lot of supporters."

He beckoned to Lucy and led her into the basement, obviously Steve and Lex had already done a round of head counting.

On their tile board, a hundred names have been divided into supporters, opponents, and neutrals, and the three are almost the same.

Lucy felt the seriousness of the situation.

It's not that she has everything, legalizing superheroes will save them from the threat of the Superhero Registration Act, as long as someone in the government wants to grasp such rights, the true identity and legal status of superheroes will never be protected.

Because laws are man-made.

"The Senate is different from the House of Representatives. In the House of Representatives, you can use your obvious interests to touch them, but in the Senate, unless your interests are so large that they will affect the development of the entire state for several years, it will be useless. Because the Senate is all—" Lex wrinkled Described with frowning, "an old guy who pays attention to ideology."

Compared with the House of Representatives, the entire Senate has a more academic temperament. They think they are more noble and have more responsibilities.The House of Representatives reflects the public opinion, ethos, and emotion of a nation.The Senate is the brains of the country.There may be a Hitler-like madman in the House of Representatives, but not in the Senate. The senators are always keeping their eyes open and holding the rope so that the country will not deviate from its course.

"Senator Stern has found the Senate Majority Leader to be a co-signer. Most Democrats will side with them. He has been advocating greater control of the government in terms of security and so on. But accordingly, he hopes to be able to Putting a superhuman administration in every police station would obviously add a lot of money to the government."

"Will the cheapskates in the Republican Party agree?"

"I just had a call with Wayne, and he can convince two or three senators that he will never vote for Senator Stern, and they will try their best to lobby in Congress, but they may launch another Proposal - Superhero privatization. Most of them believe that the Titans have a monopoly on the superhero business and this has to be broken."

Lucy got even angrier: "So they think I make too much money?!"

"After the superhero was trained by Titan, all the agency contracts for the first five years were signed by Titan, and you also monopolized all channels for cooperation with the government. Lucy, your purpose may be very noble, but..." Luther Pressing his chest, "From the perspective of an entrepreneur, you are engaging in monopoly. Yes, some people think that you make a lot of money, and let them not score any points. But there are also some people in the Republican Party who are not so good because of other reasons. Like yours."

"What is it?"

"Because you have absorbed too many superheroes from other races, the terms of the contract also specifically indicate that there are no restrictions on religion, gender and sexual orientation."

Lucy screamed, "What the hell, can I still write exclusively about Christians who want straight white males who are adamantly against abortion?"

Bucky patted Lucy on the shoulder: "I know you're angry, but Luther is helping us, don't be so mean to him."

"I'm sorry, I just..." Lucy sat on the chair and slammed her head on the table, "I thought I did everything well enough. I sincerely hope that the government can reach a level with the anonymous superheroes." The perfect balance, why are there always some people who are never satisfied?"

Steve sneered, that smile made Bucky feel strange, in his impression, Steve would not smile like this.

Washington has changed him so much, Bucky sighs.

Lucy raised her head, her gaze was like quenching: "He wants to stab me in the back, and I will teach him well—the fatal blow comes from the front."