Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

When Lucy came, the group of them only took their luggage.

And when they left, they took away a large amount of gold compensation, which was actually Loki's personal property, which had already been confiscated from the treasury, so they simply paid it to humans.

Steve said that part of the normal compensation should be handed over to the government, the rest can be donated to the United Nations to form a diplomatic office for Asgard in the space committee, and the extra part can be donated to Titan.Lucy glanced at the piles of gold stacked high on the hill, and rolled her eyes with a smile.

Asgard really isn't short of money.

Tony asked for the research and development drawings of Asgard's city shield, and he used a reason that he couldn't refuse at all-"The next time you are invaded by foreign enemies, at least keep them out of the city first."

Steve and Asgard first signed the draft document for the establishment of diplomatic relations. Asgard still could not agree to establish a human embassy in the mainland, but they agreed to set up an Earth office to cultivate exchange ambassadors who understand both sides.

Asgard even gave Loki to humans, a Loki who couldn't speak.

Lucy was startled when she saw the burn mark on Loki's throat, and Loki looked up at her lazily, with a more mocking face, as if to say: Look, human, this is what you want. of it?

Odin's explanation for this is: "Loki doesn't need to confess his guilt anymore. He is the sinner of Asgard and the earth, and humans can deal with it by themselves."

When Steve proposed that Asgard could send an ambassador back, Frigga said before Odin objected: "Let me go, I want to send Loki away."

Odin looked at his submissive wife, Frigga had always understood his thoughts, and she also knew why Odin punished Loki, but she also loved her children, and she was worried that those humans really To kill Loki, if they can meet their demands as much as possible, maybe there is still a discussion on this matter?

It was impossible for Odin to contradict his wife in front of everyone, so he finally agreed.

A group of people left Asgard in a mighty way, Heimdall opened the rainbow bridge, Steve and his group walked into the space gate, and in the next second, they had already appeared at Reagan International Airport, and some airport staff stared at them dumbfounded.But soon, Lucy found that the airport staff were not looking at them, but following them, enough to hold a few train cars of gold.

"My God." A cleaner looked at the metal gleaming in the sun. "Are they going to empty the dragon's vault?"

With the return of the mission to Asgard, the entire United States is immersed in a sea of ​​joy.Before they went to Asgard, many people questioned, and even some alien enthusiasts threatened that this was a provocation by humans to aliens, and they even solicited signatures internationally to stop their actions.But when the vice president not only brought back the war criminal Loki, but also brought back the compensation gold, they all shut up. Communication, exploration of advanced civilization, etc., if you lag behind by a beat, you may be behind by a century!

Louise Lane quickly published the article "Why Humans Don't Need Superman", telling all her experiences in Asgard. In the article, she focused on the dialogue between Lucy and Odin, and praised She is witty and brave. Through this article, people finally understand their position in the universe and the relationship between several other countries. Those who think that human beings are the only intelligent life forms in the universe finally put away their arrogance. The almighty superstitious also let go of their humility.Asgard's visit brought the earth into a new era.

"... Loki and his allies are not limited to the Ciritas?" Bucky put down their interrogation records in Asgard, "What the hell is this Thanos?"

Saul munched on the kebab and muttered a series of words that no one understood.

The Avengers who participated in the New York War once again gathered at the barbecue fast food restaurant. They participated in the barbecue restaurant's roll eating contest. In the end, it was the black widow who won the championship. Lucy collapsed on the table, all blood It flows into the stomach, and the brain doesn't turn.

"It may be a threat that directly threatens the Nine Realms." Sol swallowed a mouthful of the barbecue roll, and loudly praised the craftsmanship of the owner of the barbecue shop. The straightforward Sol was immediately treated like a guest by the boss.Sol went to get the ketchup on the table, squeezed it desperately, the ketchup spurted out, Lucy quickly took out a napkin and caught it the moment the ketchup dripped on Sol's chest.

The whole table fell silent.

This nimble skill is not inferior to that of the Black Widow.

Lucy said fiercely: "This is the suit that the PR team selected for you from more than 30 suits. There will be a press conference for the Avengers this afternoon. If you dare to dirty it, I will settle the score with you!"

Lucy wanted to dig Thor to Titan early in the morning, but Thor's strength made him a super sought-after product. Even the US government announced that it would give Thor a green card and promised a lot of convenience.

As a result, several Nordic countries directly fought against the United States at the United Nations General Assembly. Their reason is very simple. The first person Raytheon came into contact with on Earth was the Vikings. Our Nordic culture is handed down from Asgard. How can you Americans rob our ancestors?

The German ambassador blinked his eyes and began to burst into tears, saying that there was a scum in our country, the Red Skull, who captured the Rubik's Cube and caused serious disasters to mankind. Therefore, we need a symbol to remind us of what terrible things we have committed. Fault, we can give Saul German citizenship.

The Russian ambassador snorted twice, shamelessly.

The old Chinese ambassador said, let’s do this. If you don’t understand the dispute, you should stop fighting. Our country maintains an open and inclusive attitude. If you come to Thor, we welcome you. If you leave, we will send you off. Twisted melons are not sweet, right?

The ambassadors of all countries spat in their hearts, and you are the only one who talks too much!

The United Nations General Assembly became a quarrel, and finally the United Nations agreed that everyone should stop arguing. Sol is an Asgardian, and he is a person without borders on the earth. No government~government can enjoy it, nor can it have the right to own Thor. Saul, as an individual, can freely travel to and from the borders of the states parties to the United Nations, and can participate in non-political activities in his personal capacity.

As soon as the results of the discussion came out, Lucy, who had been waiting for the news, rushed to the Asgard temporary embassy in the United States to find Thor with the agreement, but she even ran into Coulson there, and the two quarreled so much that they almost flew off the building At the top, after Lucy laughed at Coulson's S.H.I.E.L.D. government-intergovernmental cooperation organization is against the interim decision of the United Nations, Coulson laughed at Lucy for launching a superhero rescue payment business to openly buy and sell superheroes, and Lucy laughed at God The shield is opaque and has a dark history, after Coulson laughed at Lucy's rescue mission as a trivial matter...

Bucky looked at the two quarreling Coulson and Lucy, and said to Saul: "The original Avengers signed the Titans."

So Thor signed the Avengers Agreement without hesitation.

Coulson said, Captain, what about your fairness and justice? Why are you being biased? You are no longer the captain I know.

Thor signed the agreement, but it doesn't mean that he can participate in the rescue. It is accompanied by professional rescue training and public relations image reshaping. Thor must fulfill his promise and show his harmlessness before he can truly accepted by humans.But Lex Luthor had a big quarrel with Lucy on the day Thor signed the Avengers Agreement, and asking Thor to sign the Avengers Agreement was not included in their original donation contract.

But Lucy reminded Thor very cunningly that they should give him a chance now that he has given up his identity as the heir of Asgard and came to Earth.

Luthor looked at Thor, the god of thunder, and said mockingly: "Really? You are not the heir of Asgard, are you from Earth?"

Thor held his hammer in his hand and solemnly promised, "No, I am everything."

Luther stared at Sol in silence for about a minute, and said to Lucy: "I thought your Avengers had enough psychosis, are you sure you want to add one more?"

Lucy shrugged, so Luther let them go.

Lucy was a bit unbelievable when she thought about it.

"Ha, the press conference is so confusing. Except for female reporters like Louise Lane, the others are quite easy to deal with. Lulu your smile, don't raise your hammer at all times, and shout like a tribal leader For the sake of Asgard——” Tony imitated Thor’s previous appearance, “just talk like a normal human being.”

Lucy added: "They'll start watching you curiously like a tiger in a zoo, and maybe provoke you, but ignore them, all we have to do is maintain a certain amount of exposure, and then when the reporters are completely bored After hyping you as an alien, their attention will shift to other things. At that time, our public relations will be the focus. So you still have time to learn the alliance treaty and the correct rescue method, Bucky will give You do special training, and there will be [-] months of follow-up training later."

Sol twitched the corner of his mouth, and he was about to speak——

"No, I won't listen. You have no reason to refuse, and Jane Foster will support my decision."

Lucy blocked all of Sol's back paths with a single brain.

Bucky flicked the cap of the beer bottle with his thumb and shook it to Saul: "I'm going to teach you a good lesson, Thor. From now on, I just want to hear two words from your mouth, 'Yes ' and 'instructor'."

Tony let out a strange cry: "Oh, it sounds like a line from a pornographic film." He poked Lucy, "Do you guys play like this in private?"

Bucky ignored him and said to Thor, "Pass me the fries."

"Yes, instructor." Thor looked at Bucky angrily.

As soon as Lei Shenshen's voice fell, everyone burst into laughter.

Tony's cell phone rang, and he glanced down: "I have to go, the company still has something to do."

"Let's go back to SHIELD." Black Widow and Hawkeye also left.

Bruce drove Saul back to Titan headquarters in his Volkswagen for the afternoon press conference, leaving only Bucky and Lucy.

Lucy opened her mouth, and Bucky captured her lips precisely, drawing her into a wet, lingering kiss.

It took a long time before Bucky let her go.

The owner of the barbecue restaurant consciously began to count the money at the cash register, seeing that the coins were spent.

Bucky's hot breath hit Lucy's ear: "I seem to have been separated from you for a century."

Lucy laughed and said, "No wonder, I think your hair seems to be falling out a lot, is it old age hair loss?"

Bucky put his face into his hands in frustration: "It's those Young Avengers, my God, children have so many problems, why can't they be obedient?" Bucky imitated the voice of those children, " Instructor, I have the ability to freeze, why can't we rush into the fire and freeze the flames?"

Bucky returned to his normal voice: "Because there are probably toxic chemicals in it, you idiot!"

"Tell me you didn't reprimand them like that!" Lucy scolded him. "If it happened, I would have a complaint."

"Of course not, I think of them as cute—" Bucky took a long, deep breath, "Where are the little angels!"

Lucy: "... During this period of time, you have worked hard as a kindergarten principal."

Bucky pretended not to mind at all: "It doesn't matter, in fact, not every student has the ability to teleport and bring you a dolphin from the Atlantic Ocean."

Lucy raised her eyebrows: "It seems that I need to give you a vacation. You deserve at least a one-week vacation."

"After that, it will be Thor's special training? You will really find trouble for me."

"After that..." Lucy hooked Bucky's collar, leaned over and bit the corner of Bucky's mouth, "I plan to transfer you to be my secretary, remember we said we wanted to do it in the office Is something bad?"

Lucy's voice was hoarse and full of temptation. Bucky felt that his concentration was not enough. He glanced at the owner of the barbecue shop who was still pretending to count the money, left enough tips, and pulled Lucy In a driverless car.

"Jarvis, drive."

"Sir, your destination?"

Bucky looked at Lucy with fiery eyes, opened his collar, took off the watch and threw it on the ground: "Whatever, you can drive it as long as you want.", "I seem to detect that the body temperature of you and Miss Lucy is rising. High, 8 percentage points away from the normal value, do you need to go back to Titan for testing?" Jarvis continued to care about the master's condition in that British butler's voice, and after a while, he wisely shut up, "Oh, I think I get it."

"Jarvis, turn off all monitoring and communication lines." Bucky took off his shirt, revealing his majestic chest muscles, and the joints on the steel arm snapped together with a crisp sound.

Lucy took off the earrings and threw the two diamonds on the ground: "Then be a good driver."

"... yes, sir, yes, ma'am."

Jarvis thoughtfully raised the glass and turned on the air conditioner.

Lucy hugged Bucky's naked body and fell on the black leather. They pressed against each other as hard as they wanted to rub into each other. Lucy let out a long sigh of joy. She went away, and only she and Bucky were left in the small world.Sometimes Lucy really hopes that she and Bucky can shrink back into an eggshell, possess each other chaotically and joyfully, no matter how the outside world changes, they can't shake them in the slightest.

"What are you thinking?" Bucky stopped at the most critical moment, he kissed the corners of Lucy's eyes that were reddened by the heat, Lucy twisted dissatisfied~ her body was firmly held by Bucky waist.

Lucy's out-of-focus eyes slowly focused on Bucky's handsome face. She raised her hand to caress the beautiful edges and corners, passing through the glass-like eyeballs and the evil corner of the mouth. The combination of his facial features is an exquisite work. A work of art, the Creator must have exhausted all his ingenuity to create someone like Bucky.

"You're perfect." She cupped Bucky's chin and pulled him into a kiss.

Then they merge into one.

Happiness is born here, explodes like fireworks, and lasts forever.

The car passed through the traffic, drove to the suburbs, and then turned back to the city. During the second round trip, Bucky finally knocked on the glass and said in a hoarse voice, "Jarvis, go home."

Jarvis turned back obediently, and then silently reported the hour.

"It doesn't seem to be the same as last time. It seems that I really have to pay attention to your physical condition, Bucky." Lucy joked, "Those young people have exhausted your energy. You know, people your age You have to take good care of it.”

"Yes, and you should take full responsibility." Bucky snorted twice, "Before I officially become your secretary, promise me one thing, it's very important..."

Lucy waited for his next text.

"Remove the picture of Howard Stark from your office."