Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

Tony woke up with a splitting headache. He found himself lying on a big bed. He regretted that there were no beautiful girls around him. He had planned to hook up with two Asgardian girls to fill his book. The Encyclopedia of Sexual Experience.

When he went out after tidying himself up, he found that Louise Lane's door knocked and opened a gap, and a handsome blond Asgardian boy was pushed out by Louise, and he was still talking What sweet talk, but Louise looked like she just wanted him to go.Louise finally discovered that Tony's door was also open, and the other party was leaning on the door and watching them with a spectacle.

Louise simply let go. She put on her high-heeled shoes and strutted towards Tony. Tony whistled.Louise glared at him, and at this moment Jane Foster stumbled over, and she saw that the two of them were still staring at each other calmly, it was unbelievable: "You two slackers, now What time is it?"

"Don't act like the world is about to end, Jane," Louise said. "What's wrong?"

Jane said out of breath: "What trial game do the Asgardians want to play, let us pick three warriors to come out to participate in their beast fight, and then we can start negotiations."

When Tony and some diplomats rushed to the so-called "Colosseum", Steve's face turned cold. He sat in the best position in the stands and watched the two warriors fighting in the arena. , Considering the "proposal" of the Asgardians, it is not a "proposal", it is just making things difficult.The Asgardians want to show them some color and let them know their weakness.

A chilling roar came from the depths of the arena. The people on Earth felt their feet trembling, and the Asgardians all stood up. They cheered and shouted, and the entire Colosseum seemed to be full of blood. up.Saul sat beside Steve and threw a grape into his mouth: "I hope it doesn't scare you, but most Asgardians don't like the negotiating table. If you want their approval and respect, you must It is a test of courage to pass."

Lucy really wants to complain, this is so shameless, when you want to reason with the other party, the other party not only won't come to the negotiating table with you, but also tell you to break your wrist first, if you can't break it, I won't talk , This is blatant cheating!

But what can the people on earth do? They can also use the phrase "do as the Romans do as the Romans do" to lightly expose everything.

The roar was getting closer and closer, as if it was right under their feet. Someone in the mission screamed out. People followed his terrified gaze, and a pair of green eyes appeared behind the side cage. Just the eyes, It's half the size of a human being.All the Asgardians stood up suddenly, waiting for Thor's instructions.

Thor yelled a word in the oldest Viking language that they didn't understand. The ancient language was full of fighting spirit, which shocked people suddenly. The attendants blew a long sound with their long horns, and the cage slowly rose. high.

Lucy finally saw what was behind the cage. It was huge, almost like a moving hill, shaped like a rhinoceros, with a gold ring on the front of its nose and hard horns.

"This is the monster of Asgard. When we were training at the Warrior Academy, we needed to defeat at least three monsters to become a real warrior when we graduated." Saul explained that he saw Jane in the American mission, He waved to her enthusiastically, but Jane moved her head to the other side, chatting with Tony, and Saul's eyes brightened with disappointment.

The monster snorted and walked slowly into the arena, and the tall Asgardian in the eyes of ordinary people turned into a ridiculous villain in front of it, jumping and screaming around it like a clown, trying to annoy it.The monster narrowed its eyes slightly, and sat down instead, even though the two Asgardians stabbed it with spears, it remained unmoved.

Sol explained: "This monster is very smart, its skin is very thick, we often use it to defend the city, but it also has a soft place." Thor patted his stomach, "That is its only weakness, but as long as As long as it sits, our fighters cannot knock it down."

Lucy and the others saw two Asgardian warriors having a discussion, and one of them slowly approached the monster. Suddenly, the monster woke up from its doze, opened its bloody mouth, and bit the warrior fiercely. The warrior was so astute that he supported the monster's teeth with one hand, stood on its tongue, and pushed the spear into the monster's upper jaw.

The monster howled loudly in pain, and the spear fell out. This time the warrior completely angered the monster. It finally stood up and ran towards the warrior. As long as it moved, the Asgardian warrior would have a chance opportunity.One of the warriors lured the monster. He kept climbing up the stairs in the Colosseum. The monster was like a cat that only wanted to catch flies. It tried to reach him with its paws, exposing its lower abdomen. , another warrior saw the right moment, and hit the monster's abdomen severely with a mace.

As if a switch had been pressed, the entire body of the monster fell limply on the ground, snorted, and had no more resistance.

The Asgardians in the stands burst into cheers.

Solgo raised his hammer and summoned Thunder: "For Asgard!!"

Blue and white lightning struck the Colosseum, emitting a dazzling light.

"For Asgard!!" Everyone became fanatical.

The two warriors have completed their "schooling" and become true Asgardians.

When Asgard was still fanatical about defeating the monsters, Steve turned his head and glanced at Diana Prince who was sitting in the corner. The other party raised the corners of his lips as if watching a monkey show, and rushed to Steve. Husband nodded.

"Since this is the only way to gain the respect of Asgard, then fine." Steve said, "Our warriors will also play. Miss Prince, you come."

Diana stood up, she was not wearing her battle armor, but an ordinary American public official, she mentioned something like a violin case, Sol had a look of disbelief, he realized that he probably It's a bit too much, what is he thinking, how can he still let a woman play the violin against monsters on the battlefield, that would be death.

"Rogers, you should have seen that Warcraft is very dangerous." Saul reminded him, "I think... Iron Man should play."

Tony also said: "I think what Thor said makes sense. After all, this is-their big guys in Asgard, right, they are many times stronger than humans."

"Thank you, Tony, but I like to clean up the battlefield alone." Diana opened the violin case, and everyone saw that it was not a violin, but a long ancient sword and two golden ones. bracelet.

With a click, Diana fastened the bracelet, she let go of her long black hair, tore off her clothes, jumped into the Colosseum, and the Asgardians watched this scene one after another. A "weak" earth warrior, Diana's dark red battle armor wraps her body, and her muscles are evenly distributed in various parts of her body, but compared to Warcraft, it still seems not enough weight.

Sol wants to have Diana called back, but Lucy stops him.

"Don't worry, Saul, Miss Prince is also a superhero on Earth. She may be younger than you, but her people come from an ancient tribe, which is comparable to the history of Asgard." Lu West smiled and said she was ready for Wonder Woman to punch the Asgardian in the face.

Sol cast a worried glance at Schiffer, and Schiffer shook his sword and shield, expressing that he would definitely rescue him in a critical situation, and Thor waved his hand in reassurance.

The horn sounded again, and this time the monster that sprang out of the cage was not as stable as the one just now. It was huge and full of attack power, just like the smart white Tyrannosaurus rex that ran out from the set of "Jurassic World", It glanced around, and immediately ran towards Wonder Woman, barely thinking about it, opened its sharp teeth, trying to bite off the overwhelmed woman in front of it.

Lucy couldn't help clenching her fists.Facing the colliding behemoth, Diana tilted her head, and even showed a curious and amused smile.

She squatted down slightly, concentrating her strength on her legs.

The giant beast was getting closer and closer to her.

30 meters!

Diana held the hilt of the sword and twisted the angle slightly.

20 meters!

Diana breathed out lightly.

Ten meters!

The giant beast's breath was almost spraying on Diana's face. Diana picked up the sword and bounced it out like a shell, leaving a deep scratch on the ground.

"Hey -" Diana let out a loud roar, holding the sword in both hands and slashing into the mouth of the monster, cutting obliquely along its jaw, and blood spattered out, but Diana didn't stop for a second. With the tenacity of the ancient sword, she threw herself onto the back of the monster, and the blade scratched a deep mark on the body of the monster, and then Diana stopped. She aimed at a spine and stabbed her ancient sword deeply. Going down, the monster let out a tragic cry, and it crazily hit everything it could see in the field, trying to throw Diana off.

Thor's eyes were wide open, he couldn't believe his eyes, a human?a woman?She knocked down the monster at a speed that even the Asgardians could not achieve.

No, not a knockout.

Thor felt a chill run up his back.

The monster finally couldn't stand the pain and lay down on the ground.Diana walked up to the monster's head as if strolling in the courtyard, and gently pressed its rough fur with her hands.

"You will gain the glory of a warrior." Diana said, she inserted the sword into the monster's brain, turned it around, and killed the monster simply and efficiently.

All the Asgardians fell silent.

Like Saul, they watched what happened on the field and felt as if they were dreaming.

This is definitely not the earthlings they once knew.

Where are the weak earthlings who depend on their fighting power and regard them as gods?

Where are those human beings who kneel on the ground and offer their best every time they perform some miracle?

Steve stood up, and he clapped his hands slowly and firmly, the applause resounded lonely and crisply throughout the Colosseum.Lucy pursed her lips and joined Steve by clapping her palms. Gradually, more Earthlings joined in the applause, and even Tony started to whistle.

"Well done, Wonder Woman!"

Only then did Sol react. He applauded vigorously and looked at the female warrior in the Colosseum with admiration. No matter where the opponent came from, she proved her courage and strength in this Colosseum.

The Asgardians followed their future king and erupted into endless cheers. People threw flowers and petals into the field. Diana accepted the baptism of the flower rain, drew out her sword, and flicked it lightly. The blood stains on the sword were immediately wiped clean, and the ancient sword drew a bright silver light.

Diana slid off the body of the giant beast, returned to the side of the crowd, and sat in that inconspicuous corner again, as if she had just gone for a walk.

Sol finally put away the contempt he had been unaware of all this time. He stood up and asked with the most solemn Asgardian etiquette: "Ms. Prince, where are you from?"

He has already realized that with that sword, that skillful fighting posture, and that armor that is almost the same as theirs, I am afraid that the identity of the other party is not just "earthling". Lucy once said that her tribe and Asgard If it is as old as Germany, then it is most likely...

"Don't be so rude, Saul." A majestic voice penetrated the crowd, and the crowd immediately gave way. Lucy saw an old man in armor and holding a golden spear at the end of the road the crowd gave up. When they came, his right eye was covered with a metal blindfold, his face was covered with wind and frost, but his whole body was full of great power.

Odin.

Lucy instantly confirmed his identity.

The All-Father, who had always been stingy with his manners, finally appeared.

Odin went straight to the American mission, but bypassed Steve and walked up to Diana Prince.

"I am Odin, son of Bauer, king of Asgard."

Wonder Woman stood up, almost at eye level with Odin.

"I am Diana Prince, grandson of Ares, the God of War, daughter of Queen Hippolyta of the Amazons, Princess of the Amazons." Wonder Woman said, "I am one of the envoys from the United States."

Lucy saw Odin's hand tightening on the spear, and Lucy guessed that Diana Prince, the descendant of the Greek gods, is definitely not light. If Diana is willing to say that she is an envoy from the United States, then It means that the entire Amazon is on the side of the Americans.With such strength, Odin will never treat them as air again.

"Welcome to Asgard." Odin looked around these Americans with complicated eyes, and finally settled on Steve, "Vice President Rogers."

"King Odin." Steve held out his hand, "We can start talking anytime."

Odin had no reason to reject that hand of friendship. He shook it heavily, using a lot of strength, but the other party didn't seem to give in.

Odin finally retreated: "Then let's start."