Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

Lucy strode towards the elevator, stepping on her high heels loudly along the way, expecting to step her anger deep into the ground. As soon as the elevator opened, she burrowed in and bumped into the person who came out. A sore nose.

Captain America, who was hit, supported her with concern, Lucy let go, and two lines of hot blood flowed from his nose.

Oh my god, it's so embarrassing, Lucy now feels like a nosebleed idiot excited about idols, thankfully no third person saw it.

At this time, a person came out from behind Captain America: "Captain, I need to know some more details. S.H.I.E.L.D. is very concerned about the attack on Iron Man." He took the blood and stared at Coulson.

For about three to five seconds, Lucy smiled dryly: "Agent Coulson of the FBI, have you jumped ship to S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

Coulson handed over a handkerchief very sympathetically, and Lucy bluntly covered her face with blood.

"Don't talk about it, stop the bleeding first." Baki supported the back of Lucy's head, raised her hand, and pushed her back to the Fulian living room.

"Don't let my blood drip on the clothes, this is super difficult to wash." Lucy said weakly.

Iron Man had just finished the conversation with Jarvis about whether to send flowers or a sports car, only to see Lucy come back with blood on his face. Since there was still no discussion about the reason, Iron Man decided to send a credit card.

Iron Man commanded Daidai (Iron Man's assistant robot dummy) to get a cushion for Lucy, took out an ice pack from the refrigerator, threw it to Bucky, and said hello to Coulson.

"Every time S.H.I.E.L.D. appears in the building, there is no good news. Tell me, what's wrong, is S.H.I.E.L.D. out of money?"

"Thank you for your concern, everything is fine," Coulson said.

Tony said: "Very well, now all the losses of the New York War are paid by the Stark Foundation, don't you S.H.I.E.L.D. plan to do something, since you are the one who brought the broken Rubik's Cube to New York. "

Coulson said, "The pot belongs to Rocky, and Rocky should pay for it."

"Then?"

"Loki was sent to God's Domain by Sol, and never came back."

"That means you didn't ask for compensation."

"We have a little communication problem temporarily, but it will be resolved soon." Coulson coughed awkwardly.

Tony waved his hand, saying it's up to you.

Coulson glanced at Lucy: "Now let's get back to the topic. What I'm going to say below are all state-level secrets."

Lucy raised her hands dizzily: "You guys chat privately, I'm not interested in getting involved in your little conspiracy."

"It's okay, let's talk, we are grasshoppers on a rope." Tony said.

"Whoever is with you, don't tear me into the water." Lucy plugged her ears and began to sing la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. If you really want to leave me, give me back my shield, on you It's useless, I can return it to my father..."

"What the hell is she singing about?" Tony asked, confused.

"It's Chinese, Sir, do you need an interpreter?" Jarvis's caring voice sounded.

"No! No need!" Tony and Lucy said in unison.

"Can you speak Chinese?" Coulson's voice was full of distrust.

"If you can sing a song, you can speak a language. I can also speak Japanese." Lucy began to smooth things over with a strong tone, ignoring the cold sweat that started to break out on her back. If Iron Man knew what she was singing , she is not as simple as spoiling a "Civil War".

"Lucy, I think you must know these things. Whether you like it or not, we are already in the same boat." Bucky's tone was persuasive, but he didn't leave any room for Lucy.

I don’t know why, maybe the identity of Captain America is there, and another Bucky Barnes, who has gone through the war years, went to the battlefield and took a gun, punched Hydra and stepped on aliens. The 90-year-old popsicle Personality, it sounds very calm and reassuring.

So what Captain America says is right!

Thinking of this, Lucy nodded immediately: "Okay, let's talk."

"...please don't be treated differently." Tony was hurt.

Coulson considered the pros and cons, and finally decided to speak: "I'm sorry, Ms. Lang, after all, SHIELD is not a regular field organization, so we will use many other agencies as cover."

And I won't remind you that you'd better change your name next time, so as not to meet someone like me, like the Winchester brothers in "Supernatural Force", every time you change your clothes and identities, you don't have to worry about it. With heavy samples!Lucy thought so.

"We are deeply saddened by the suicide of your former supervisor. But you also said that it was just a creature in the body of your former supervisor. We have traced the relevant clues, witchcraft, technology, and mysterious power. Comparing the coincidence of behavior..." Coulson began to talk about the results of the S.H.I.E.L.D. team's investigation of related matters.

Lucy interrupted Coulson: "Very well, thanks for your effort, let's skip right to the conclusion."

Coulson seemed to be choked suddenly, and stopped abruptly. After a long time, he said: "The result is that there is no clue."

Lucy gritted her teeth and showed a smirk: "So the efficiency of S.H.I.E.L.D. is really too high, isn't it?" Then what's going on with you, a living person who came back from the dead, haven't you thought about it?

In order to save his face, Coulson had to reveal a little more: "In fact, there is a very small possibility. I asked Natasha and Clint to investigate a man named Russ Ogu. He has a reputation. The title outside is called Ninja Master, and it is said that in his ninja base, there is a mysterious pool that can bring the dead back to life."

Oh oh oh, it turns out that you have found Lazarus Pond, can you S.H.I.E.L.D. care about the safety of its agents? Black Widow and Hawkeye will not be thrown to the cliff by a group of ninjas if they just broke into the ninja master's lair dryly. Do you want to go down?

Lucy is quite worried about the situation of Black Widow and Hawkeye at this time.

But Lucy believes that they will come back, otherwise, who will fight Ultron, and who will tear up the civil war!Thinking of this, Lucy still couldn't control her curiosity, and asked her the first question in this world that made her unbearable: "I have a little gossip question, are Black Widow and Hawkeye a couple?" ?”

As soon as Lucy finished speaking, the other three people all stared at her like a monster, giving Lucy a bad look.

"Did I say something wrong?"

The three looked at each other, and finally Coulson said slowly: "Miss Lang, the names of Black Widow and Hawkeye have not been announced to the public. How do you know?"

Lucy's brain is running at high speed, thinking of various countermeasures, but in her emergency countermeasures, there is no explanation for "being found to be spoiled by accident". She probably used a full 1 In a few minutes, she simply made up such an unreliable lie that someone gave her a dream, but it was better than nothing.After thinking about the logic before and after, Lucy decided to adopt this statement.

"I, I can explain." Lucy could only say this dryly.

"If you think for too long, usually the reaction time is more than five seconds, people are telling lies." Tony said.

"Yes, but I can still tell you what you want to hear. I think I made it up pretty well." Lucy tried her best to mobilize her innocent side and play the image of a good girl next door.

"Isn't that more plausible than the fact that you're actually a mutant?" Tony said.

"Oh, your reason is better than the one I thought, yes, I am a mutant, and I haven't discovered my potential yet. Thank you, Tony, can you contact Professor X for me, I want to go back to school for admission procedures. ' Lucy was about to cry.

"But Magneto said you are an ordinary person." Tony blocked Lucy's way with a word.

So Lucy went back to her original lie, and decided to incorporate a little more real experience. A good lie must at least incorporate more than 90% of the truth to be called a good lie.

"Tony, you asked if people can be brought back to life, right?" Lucy took a deep breath and raised her eyes, "I'll give you the answer, yes, and that person is me, I clearly feel that I'm being crushed Down in that building, I died before the firefighters got to me, but the truth is, I woke up again and I was told I was just in a coma. During the two weeks I was comatose, the Great War in New York was like a movie. My head is spinning and spinning, I've been asleep, but I know what's going on, I know every single one of you names, Natasha Romanoff is the Black Widow, Russian agents defected, Clint Barton was originally a circus, and was later incorporated as an agent by S.H.I.E.L.D., and Bruce Banner is the Hulk."

"I also know the preferences of each of you, Bucky Barnes, you like sweets, Tony Stark, you work for days and nights, sometimes you don't even have a meal, you often use pizza To satisfy your hunger, you will also eat the pizza that was hardened into a discus three days ago."

Hearing this, Bucky started to reprimand Tony again: "Tony, I told you that's not healthy!"

"Don't teach me like my dad, it's not me who ate four buckets of ice cream and two pounds of cheesecake while crying watching "The Tale of Hachiko," Tony retorted.

Lucy continued to point to Coulson and said, "Phil Coulson, you are a super fan of Captain America, and your underwear is customized with the Captain America logo."

Coulson subconsciously looked at the zipper of his pants, and Bucky looked at Coulson in horror.

"Oh, don't look, you've already zipped it up, but I know you will wear it." Lucy was a little complacent, "I've already said everything, let me go."

Coulson still blocked his crotch in discomfort.

Tony raised his voice, "Jarvis?"

"The temperature of the body surface is normal, the trembling rate of the facial muscles is normal, and the body movements are coordinated. You are not lying, Sir." Jarvis's voice sounded.

Lucy finally breathed a sigh of relief, but in order not to let Jarvis find out, she still pretended to smile indifferently and joked: "I still have a small question, are Black Widow and Hawkeye a couple? "

Bucky sighed, and lazily raised his eyelids to look at Lucy: "Your little movie didn't tell you the answer?"

"Maybe I didn't see the easter egg part?" Lucy smiled hard and showed her white teeth.

"They're not a couple," Bucky said, then added, "Not yet."

"Is the Black Widow and you a couple, Captain?" Lucy asked after her. You must know that in a certain universe, the Captain and the Black Widow got married and gave birth to a Young Avenger.

Tony whistled and found that Coulson was also very gossip listening: "Don't worry, girl, they are not a couple, you still have a chance."

Bucky pulled Tony away, patted Lucy, and conveyed a message of trust and reassurance: "Lucy, we need to discuss it, don't leave here."

Lucy put her hands together, showing the eyes of a stray cat begging for a small fish: "Please, please, don't imprison me. I still have a job. My colleagues and family need me."

Bucky helped her tuck her broken hair behind her ears, pressed her shoulders, and said with irrefutable force, "Wait for me to come back."

Lucy could only nod pitifully.

Bucky gave Tony and Coulson a look, and walked towards Tony's studio. The glass door closed behind the three of them. Jarvis immediately adjusted the glass of their room into a one-way mirror. Bucky saw Looking at Lucy, who was a little at a loss outside, with her hands on her hips, she faced the other two with a solemn face: "She's lying."